CH 19
Shut Up, You Fake Fan!
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Wen Dong:Â Shen Ge private messaged me, saying that you all have biases against Xia Qiu, and that I didnât.
Wen Dong: â¦â¦But I do.
Wen Dong: The first time I saw Xia Qiu I felt that there was something wrong with him.
Hua Lin: Old taxi drivers really are old taxi drivers, I candidly accept defeat.
Wen Dong: Donât joke about me.
Hua Lin: Chat with him, and then guide him into dumping Xia Qiu.
Boss B: Weâre counting on you, Dong Ge!
Wen Dongï¼â¦â¦
Boss B: If this thing goes well and Wei Xing comes to my company, then Iâll give you a big red packet @Wen Dong
Boss B: Itâs not just me saying this, but those little schemes of Xia Qiu, tut tut. Heâs actually pretty clever, he knows his own importance, he can be the fifth or sixth most popular male star by staying with his current little company, but if he goes to another bigger company with more people then heâll just be a little nobody. Thatâs why he wonât leave even if heâs dead, after all, as long as he doesnât leave, that fool Wei Xing wonât leave either.
Boss B: Letâs stop talking about this, whenever we talk about this I get the urge to hit Wei Xing.
Boss F: Then I think that you should kick Lu Bei to the curb; one mountain canât handle two tigers, even if there wasnât Xia Qiu, Wei Xing would go to another company, not to yours.
Boss B: Scram. Do you know how much Lu Bei makes every year? If I kick him aside, will you provide for me?
Boss B: And besides, I want to rely on Lu Bei to pull up my Wei Xing.
Boss F: Tut, you faithless man.
Boss B: Get lost.
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Shen Ge: Help me think up a way to dump Ye Jiuyue.
Wen Dong: ?
Wen Dong: What are you saying, Shen Ge?
Wen Dong: I have some stuff to do, so Iâll be replying a little slow, Shen Ge, donât be rash, tell me slowly.
Shen Ge: I feel like Ye Jiuyueâs fallen in love with me, like, extremely in love with me.
Wen Dongï¼â¦â¦
Wen Dong: Thatâs really good, thatâs a good thing.
Shen Ge: But Iâm his sugar daddy!
Wen Dongï¼â¦â¦
Wen Dong: Real feelings can come from a sugar daddy-sugar baby relationship!
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Boss B: Kwill Xia Qiu, so that he has no other choices.
Boss A: You first stall, let me think.
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Wen Dong: Shen Ge, just think about it, the one that you like right now is Ye Jiuyue, and so that means you donât like Xia Qiu anymore!
Shen Ge:Â Impossible.
Wen Dong: Why is it impossible?
Shen Ge: I like Xia Qiu though.
Wen Dong: Why do you have to like Xia Qiu?!
Shen Ge: ?
Wen Dong: No, what I mean is I donât have a bias against Xia Qiu, I donât have any bias against Xia Qiu, what I mean is, you already like Ye Jiuyue, that means that youâve already moved on to another, liking someone else isnât a matter of bad character, you and Xia Qiu were completely clean of any relationship, thereâs no problem at all in changing and liking Ye Jiuyue, right?
Shen Ge: But the problem is that I still like Xia Qiu, that isnât fair to Ye Jiuyue though.
Wen Dong: So the main problem lies with if you really like Xia Qiu? Tell me, what do you like about him?
Shen Ge: Everything.
Wen Dong: Then you tell me, what do you like about Ye Jiuyue?
Shen Ge: I donât know, Ye Jiuyue is such a weirdo, thatâs why I feel like itâs not quite right, I canât pinpoint the reasons why I like him!
Shen Ge: I feel like it might be that weâve slept with each other too many times, and so Iâve started getting delusions.
Shen Ge: Thatâs why Iâve decided to calm down, thatâs why Iâm asking you how to break up with Ye Jiuyue. He really loves me right now, I donât want to hurt him. At the start I properly told him that we wouldnât be dealing with feelings, although heâs not keeping the promise, I still donât want to make things too strained.
Shen Ge: You donât know, when he doesnât speak and doesnât anger me, heâs actually a little cute.
Shen Ge: No, what I meant to say isnât that heâs cute, what I mean is, the fact that this kid canât control his feelings canât be helped, after all, Iâm older than him by quite a few years, I should still keep my morals even if it was playing around. Donât misunderstand.
Wen Dongï¼â¦â¦
Wen Dong: How about this, Shen Ge, I have an idea, Iâll get you a few more people to sleep with, then you can see if youâll experience the same delusions?
Shen Ge: What rotten idea is this?
Wen Dong: Iâll get someone clean, absolutely clean, a virgin, if you like university students, then Iâll find you a university student again.
Shen Ge: How come youâre acting like a pimp?
Wen Dong:ï¼â¦â¦
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Wen Dong: You guys are going to lose me, Iâm going to have a breakdown.
Wen Dong: Otherwise you guys will lose Shen Ge, Iâm going to strangle him to death.
Wen Dong: For the sake of survival, Iâm fucking going for it, Iâve gotta get Shen Ge and Jiuyue together, otherwise I feel like Shen Ge will anger me to death sooner or later.
Wen Dong: Sorry Jiuyue, itâs either you or me.
Wen Dong: Iâm sorry.
Boss Aï¼â¦â¦
Boss B: What a good kid, yet heâs gone insane.
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Shen Ge: I donât want to.
Wen Dong: Then what do you plan to do?
Shen Ge: I donât know ah.
Wen Dong: Sigh, at first I didnât want to say this. Iâve never told anyone before, but the reason I became the way I am now is because of a person.
Shen Ge: ?
Wen Dong: Back in the day, I lost someone and could never make up for it, thatâs why I became self-defeating and let myself fall willingly. But, what of it? What you miss is gone. If time could turn back, I would definitely not have been so rash. So, Shen Ge, Iâm advising you not to be rash, otherwise, you will be like me in the future: extremely regretful.
Shen Ge: Who?
Wen Dong: Sigh. Itâs a long story, it was many years ago, my situation was very much like yours right now. I thought that I liked my white moonlight, but actually, my white moonlight was just my delusion, the one that I really loved was actually someone else. However, I was rash in the moment, and actually abandoned the person that I actually, truly loved for a person that I had actually given up on long ago. Afterwards, I went to find himâ¦but he was already someone elseâs.
Wen Dong: This was probably punishment, after that, I never found true love again. I feel likeâ¦my entire life can only pass on in this manner.
Wen Dong: Thatâs why, Shen Ge, donât be rash. Even if you arenât clear about your real thoughts yet, you should first slow down and think more on it before making any decisions. A lot of the time, once you make a decision itâs very hard to save the situation.
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Wen Dong: I did my best.
Wen Dong: I havenât written any essays in a long time.
For the time being, Shen Weixing grudgingly accepted Wen Dongâs suggestion: donât make any moves, think about it more deeply.
Although he was very scornful over this suggestion in his mind: what is there to think about more deeply?!
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Wen Dong: Shen Ge, at the very least, even if your true love is Xia Qiu, that doesnât affect you being with Jiuyue.
Shen Ge: ?!
Wen Dong: Do you plan to confess to Xia Qiu?
Shen Ge: Itâs not like he likes me.
Wen Dong: Thatâs right, Xia Qiu doesnât like you, and you donât want to forcibly turn him gay, itâs impossible for you and Xia Qiu to be together. Thatâs why itâs perfectly acceptable for you and Ye Jiuyue to be together, it doesnât count as you wronging Xia Qiu. Xia Qiu wonât mind, heâll congratulate you two.
Shen Ge: Have you considered Ye Jiuyueâs feelings?
Wen Dong: Huh?
Shen Ge: I like Xia Qiu, but I go and be with Ye Jiuyue; am I tricking Ye Jiuyue by saying that I like him, or do I tell Ye Jiuyue that I like Xia Qiu but Xia Qiu doesnât like me so Iâll be together with you while keeping Xia Qiu in my heart? How disgusting is that?
Wen Dong: â¦â¦
Shen Ge: Fuck!
Shen Ge:Â Ye Jiuyue is so annoying! We said that we wouldnât add feelings into the mix, he doesnât have any contract fidelity. Fuck.
Shen Ge: Annoying, letâs stop talking.
Wen Dongï¼â¦â¦
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Wen Dong: Bosses, Iâm not fooling Shen Ge anymore.
Wen Dong: I canât do this.
Wen Dong: My momâs telling me to go to bed.
The author has something to say:
Wen Dongâs mom: I didnât
Rinrin: Next chapter we get a detailed look at âs backstory~~
Rinrin: laugh while you can, because the next chapter is pain, very ow
Ppeach: After all, Shen Ge is not that smart when it comes to love.
Preparing for the next chapter: tissue box *check*, ice cream *check*