CH 10
Shut Up, You Fake Fan!
After the head waiter left, Ye Jiuyue silently held the menu and let it stand on the table. He was about to speak but faltered as he looked at Shen Weixing.
Shen Weixing frowned. âJust say whatever you want to say.â
Ye Jiuyue hesitated again, then quietly asked, âWhat are you doing?â
âWhat do you mean what am I doing?â Shen Weixing said, not understanding. âEating, duh.â
Ye Jiuyue thought about it, then said, âDonât introduce me to others like that.â
âWhat?â Shen Weixing thought about it, before asking, âThe thing about placing first?â
Ye Jiuyue nodded.
âWhatâs wrong?â Shen Weixing really didnât know where the problem lay, flashing this achievement out would make people green with envy. To give you a sense of perspective, there were a few million people in one exam, and there was only this single first-place position.
He felt like it was incredible too, with such strange and out of left field brain processes, Ye Jiuyue could get first place. He supposed that a lifetimeâs worth of IQ had been used up in this exam.
He actually didnât like people talking about it, Ye Jiuyue really was fussy.
Shen Weixing fantasized for a moment that he had gotten first place in the national exam. No need to say anymore, he would buy the trending topic spot for half a year. On his Baidu page, he would have this in the biggest font, highlighted in red, and his future gravestone would have it engraved.
Ye Jiuyue slowly said, âHalf a year has already gone by, in another half a year thereâll be a new one, donât keep bringing it up, itâs awkward.â
âWhatâs awkward about that? Youâre so fussy.â Shen Weixing thought, being mocked by people saying that you havenât even graduated high school yet are using a book to act cool is whatâs actually awkward, okay. If it were you reading that book, there would definitely be no one whoâd say youâre acting cool.
But he didnât insist on talking about this issue, and only asked, âThen how should I introduce you?â
After he finished speaking, Shen Weixing suddenly had a âlight bulb went offâ moment, and looked at Ye Jiuyue in realization.
This scheming â¡â¡, he wants me to introduce him as my boyfriend! Tut tut.
Donât even think about it, itâs impossible. Ha. Ha.
Shen Weixing smugly looked at Ye Jiuyue.
Ye Jiuyue didnât understand what his suddenly smug expression meant, only said, troubled, âActually, you donât need to introduce me.â
Shen Weixingâs heart tightened. He thought, itâs here, itâs here, Ye Jiuyue probably wants to reveal his emotions, he doesnât want a status and doesnât want any money all he wants is me! If you had even a tiny bit of self-perception, then you wouldnât say anything, donât embarrass yourself!
Shen Weixing was nervous for a short while, but saw that after Ye Jiuyue finished saying that, he looked down and started going through the menu. Feeling a little unhappy, he nitpicked and asked, âWeâve already finished ordering, whatâre you looking at it for now? Will you be able to finish if we order so much?â
Ye Jiuyue raised his head and looked at him, then slowly said, âYou can get it as take-out.â
ââ¦â¦â Shen Weixing was going to be angered to death by him again, âIf we bring it back then heat it up again, it wonât taste good anymore.â
Ye Jiuyue nodded. âOh.â
Dunno what your âOhâ means! Shen Weixing took in a few deep breaths and was too put out to pay him any more attention so he went on his phone, head lowered.
One of Shen Weixingâs chat groups had already exploded with messages, of course, it was the fault of that head waiter just now.
Wen Dong: oh my god, ahahahahahahahahahahahuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhackhackhack bosses Iâm requesting for you guys to first promise that you wonât deduct my bonus, then Iâll say what I just saw!
Boss A: Donât even think about it, using your phone during work hours, youâre losing your bonus.
Boss B: Iâve got more stock shares than him, Dong Dong, donât listen to him, say it.
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Wen Dong: Shen Ge brought that hidden treasure of his over to the restaurant!
Boss C: Continue.
Wen Dong: Shen Geâs going to make me die of laughter hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahuhuhuhuhuhu heâs completely like a crazy dude, you guys didnât see it, when he told me that that was the national examâs first place, filled with pride, showing off hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahuhuhuhhuhuhuhuhu that kid was even covering his face!
Boss A: Bad review, Wei Xingâs already said a million times that that kidâs the national examâs first place, if you scroll back to yesterdayâs chat history, thereâs still some there. My nephewâs going into high school and even like this he can lead the topic onto his Zhuang Yuanâs high school, my nephew is a fucking British citizen born and raised in England! How would he be able to go to your Zhuang Yuanâs high school?!
Boss C: Transfer schools, duh, Ge. Thereâs still that possibility.
Boss A: Iâll transfer you.
Wen Dong: The important part is at the time, Shen Geâs expression was so frigging funny hahahahahahahaha it was filled with pride and the need to show off!!
Boss B: Arenât the things he says in the group chat normally filled with pride and the need to show off?
Wen Dong: Afterwards, he pointed to the foreign languages on the menu and said, completely flaunting things, that his Zhuang Yuan could understand all of them, Hahahahahahahahaha the Zhuang Yuan covered his face! Iâm going to die of laughter! Hahahahahahaha Iâm afraid that the Zhuang Yuan will feel heâs too embarrassing and dump him later!
Boss B: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Boss E: Iâm very sternly scolding you guys, academics are Weixingâs sore point, donât be like this, you guys. Heâs going to flip out on you guys later
Boss F: Donât drive a wedge between us, you know that we donât mean it like that. But Iâm still hahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaing a little hahahahahahahaha
Wen Dong: And then, after they finished ordering food, I asked what they wanted to drink, then Shen Ge said sea salt cream cheese bubble tea, with extra sea salt hahahahahahahaha it made me think of the soap opera dramas that my mom watches hahahahahahahaha going to a five-star restaurant and ordering bubble tea and stinky tofu!
Boss A: hahahahahahaha
Boss B: hahahahahahaha
Boss C: hahahahahahaha
Boss E: hahahahahahahaha Iâm not going to try and save him any face anymore
Boss F: Heâs done for, heâs done for, Weixingâs done for. Virgins losing their virginity really are something, Iâve said that holding it in for too long makes it easy to have something go wrong, @Wen Dong, at least teach your Shen Ge some moves, I canât bear to see him like this, you teach him, okay?
Shen Weixing: [our stamp of friendship is nullified.jpg]
Boss A: hahahahahahaha
Boss B: hahahahahahaha
Boss C: hahahahahahaha
Boss E: hahahahahahaha
Boss F: hahahahahahaha
Wen Dong: hahahahahahaha
Shen Weixing : All of you, shut up.
Shen Weixing: @Wen Dong, bring the dishes!
Wen Dong: Iâll go get the chef to hurry.
Boss C: @Wen Dong, go and give your Shen Ge special effects, the fees are on me.
Wen Dong: Alright.
Shen Weixing: Donât.
Shen Weixing: Heâs just my sugar baby, you guys are thinking way too much.
Shen Weixing: But Iâve discovered that heâs really fallen in love with me, right now Iâm very troubled about how Iâm going to break it off with him. University students are easily rash and reckless, Iâm afraid thereâll be trouble, you guys need to seriously help me analyze things.
Boss D: hahahahahahaha
Shen Weixing: Scram (ãï½Ð)ã
Boss D: I was just in a meeting, I was just Haha-ing at the stuff before!
Wen Dong: Shen Ge, Iâll scram as soon as Iâm done speaking. Iâve just gotten someone to go buy your sea salt cream cheese bubble tea, oh~no~itâs his sea salt cream cheese bubble tea~and bumped into Xia Qiuâs assistant. I forgot to tell you something just now, Xia Qiu reserved a table for lunch, and is going to come here to eat.
Shen Weixing: Whatâs he doing coming over here? Doesnât he have scenes to film today?
Wen Dong: Well, I donât know about that, but the filming set isnât far from here, so he often comes here to eat.
Boss A: Thereâs a good show to see, not talking anymore, Iâm going to fly over there right now.
Boss C: Not saying anymore, Iâm already out the door.
Boss F: Iâm already in the car.
Boss D: I canât find my driverâs license, so I canât go. You guys remember to make the live broadcast clearer, thanks.
Boss D: [Password red packet:Â wtmxs]
[Your red packet has been claimed by Boss A: wtmxs]
[Your red packet has been claimed by Boss B: wtmxs]
[Your red packet has been claimed by Boss C: wtmxs]
[Your red packet has been claimed by Boss E: wtmxs]
[Your red packet has been claimed by Boss F: wtmxs]
[Your red packet has been claimed by Wen Dong: wtmxs]
[Your red packet has been claimed by Shen Weixing: wtmxs]
Shen Weixing: Get lost (ãï½Ð)ã
ãHave we included  to play today, is  done for today yetã
Boss C: Come here.
Boss A: Iâve been wanting to ask for a while now, have you guys thought about what would happen if Weixing finds out about this group chat?
Boss C: What can he do?
Boss A: Itâs true that he canât do much, but have you guys taken his feelings into consideration?
Boss C: Havenât taken them into consideration, donât care.
Boss A: Thatâs right too. Then letâs continue, what are you going to say?
Boss C: @Wen Dong, remember to report on the news as it happens.
Wen Dong: Iâve gotta go and work now, bosses.
Boss D: We wonât dock your bonus.
Boss D: [red packet-exclusively for Dong Dong]
[Your red packet has already been claimed by Boss A]
Boss A: Habit, habit.
Boss A: [Red Packet-exclusively for Wen Dong, whoever takes it is an idiot]
Wen Dongï¼â¦â¦
Wen Dong: Should I accept it or would it be better not to?
[Your red packet has already been claimed by Wen Dong]
Wen Dong: Nevermind, in this world, having money is enough, what else would you want!
Wen Dong: Iâll report back whenever possible.
Boss A: At opportune moments, help that little lovebird.
Boss C: The way you say that is so disgusting, ugh. His name is very nice, Jiuyue, how poetic.
Boss D: Have you guys really not noticed the connection between Jiuyue and Qiu?
Boss F: Shut up, you.
Boss A: Their relationship is just the type where I bet that Xia Qiu will definitely make a fuss.
Boss D: Iâm betting that Xia Qiu wonât slip up for now, do you think that heâs a newbie at this?
Boss A: A hundred thousand.
Boss D: It seems that your recent financial state truely is pretty horrid huh, did something actually go wrong with that land of yours?
Boss A: Scram
Boss D: I want your Ferrari
Boss A: Then I want that award plaque of yours.
Boss D: Okay.
Boss F: I bet that after todayâs meeting, Xia Qiuâs going to be bullied by someone, and then Weixing is going to be a hero and save the beauty. I bet it on that one house of mine that faces the sea.
Wen Dong: I canât keep up, Bosses! Why do you all always play so big?! I can still keep up when itâs just a hundred thousand! I donât have anymore.
Boss B: A bunch of idiots. @Wen Dong donât mind them, remember to help Weixing, right now youâre the only one that hasnât said anything bad about Xia Qiu in front of Weixing, he only trusts you.
Wen Dongï¼â¦â¦
Boss F: Thatâs right @Wen Dong
Wen Dong:Â OK.
Boss A: By the way, Wen Dong, tell us what this Jiuyue is really like? Why do I just not believe it? With Weixingâs luck, what if he just likes Xia Qiuâs type and gets a Xia Qiu 2.0.
Wen Dong: Canât see anything at the moment, heâs a pretty simple young man, doesnât talk much.
Boss C: How does he look in person?
Wen Dong: From a completely objective point of view, itâs still Xia Qiu who has better looks. Jiuyue is that type that looks very obedient and nice, and seems like the goody-two-shoes type.
Boss A: Xia Qiu looks very goody-goody too though.
Wen Dong: I actually canât refute anything, Iâm shallow, I havenât seen as many thousands of boat sails as you bosses have.
Boss A: Haha, youâve seen an aircraft carrier.
Wen Dongï¼^^|
Wen Dong: [our stamp of friendship is nullified.jpg]
Wen Dong: I have to get back to work now.
Boss D: Sigh, Weixingâs a good kid all around, heâs just not the sharpest in terms of EQ.
Boss A: Right?
Boss G: Every time I look at this group chat, I get an impulse to withdraw my share in the stocks, it gives me the feeling that this restaurant will be finished sooner or later.
Rinrin: First look at the Boss group, SWXâs friends (pronounced as Dads)
Lastin: Boss G is my favorite, she is literally a silent g, giving the gâs in gnat and gnome a run for their money