Chapter 170: Are You Acquainted With This Beggar? (6)
I Am This Murim’s Crazy Bitch
âOh my, our dear Flower Beggar.â
âWhy are you giving me all thisâ¦â
âI knew from the moment I first saw you that you had an extraordinary face. With twenty years of server experience, I could tell right away. Hehe.â
It was a truly server-like line to talk about someoneâs face when they had never even seen it uncovered.
The server who had been strict, solemn, and serious changed.
Of course, it was partly because he lacked the courage to act like an adult when he knew she was a Murim Master, but mostly because he was grateful to the benefactor who had protected his precious shop.
Surprisingly, a server is closer to a business partner than an employee. In fact, in the hierarchy of the restaurant, it goes owner, manager, server, then cook.
Of course, this can vary depending on years of experience and the shop.
But a server with twenty years of experience can be considered a co-owner.
âDonât give too much, just slowly give the exact difference. Generosity is good once or twice, but if it continues, a benefactor can become an enemy.â
Not saying âdonât giveâ meant she intended to keep coming.
The serverâs expression was simply delighted.
The compensation given by the Virtuous Quartet of Qinghe was already more than enough to cover the broken furniture and the money customers had dined and dashed on.
On top of that, they told him to take the money and weapons collected from the corpses and sell them, so if you calculate it, several monthsâ worth of income came in one day.
âOh my, that is such a sad thing to say. Flower Beggar, you are a lifelong benefactor of Xiliang Restaurant.â
Even while saying this, he inwardly admired her, fully agreeing with Qingâs words.
The serverâs eyes began to fill with respect.
Full of wisdom in her words, and while being an incredible Murim supreme master, practicing the way of non-possession with nothing to her name!
And then to mingle so freely with a lowly server, she is truly a righteous expert that only appears in storybooks, he thought.
It was a delusion that if someone heard, they would say it was as unbelievable as the sound of a dog eating grass.
But little do people know that dogs do, in fact, eat grass.
Usually, they eat it with a crisp sound as a digestive aid, and some unusual ones just like the taste of grass.
Just as the sound of a dog eating grass exists for the owner of a grass-eating dog, Qing was a proper female expert of Murim to the grateful server.
Look at that majestic way of eating!
Could this be the heroic spirit of Xiang Ji when he charged in on a short horse and slaughtered Hanâs ten thousand soldiers?
Furthermore, seeing as how she drinks strong alcohol like water, she truly lacks nothing as a great hero of these plains under the heavens.
Moreover, her exposed chin and mouth are so beautiful, itâs clear that the face behind the veil isnât hiding ugliness but must be that of a peerless beauty!
Sheâs acting like a beggar, and even eating like a beggar, but still maintains her dignity!
The server, thoroughly affected by the eyes of one who views a benefactor, evaluated Qingâs meal, or rather, her skill of stuffing food into her mouth and devouring it like a pig, in this way.
This is why they say human sentiment is frightening.
----Zhang Enchai, the Black Store Association Leader, who had skimmed through the report detailing the damage, messed up his hair vigorously.
It wouldnât relieve his anger anyway, and it would only mess up his own hair, so it was a useless action.
It just showed how shitty his mood was.
âGuangdong, Jiangxi, Fujian, Zhejiang? Almost all of Yangzhou is gone? The Jin Prefectureâs Un Clanâs warriors, which were supposed to be destroyed, suddenly appeared and drove out customers and killed merchants?â
Yangzhou is an old term for the southeastern region of the Central Plains. It was also called Jiangdong.
The northwestern region of the Central Plains was also called Yangzhou, so it had two names to avoid confusion.
For reference, the Yangzhou in the northwest is also called Xiliang.
âThe Black Store branches in every city were also destroyed.â
âI know! Iâve already heard that!â
âWhat should we do now? Wouldnât it be better to cancel the bounty now?â
âAre you joking? If we back down now, how lightly will everyone take the Black Store? So thatâs how you want to play it, huh? Raise the bounty to twenty thousand gwan, dead or aliveâ¦â
-Association Leader, itâs Yeonga.
At that moment, a subordinate interrupted.
âWhat is it, come in.â
âLeader, this.â
The subordinate approached respectfully, placed a scroll on the desk, and retreated.
âWhatâs this?â
âWell, a box was delivered for you from Fujianâ¦â
The method of sending letters or items to the Black Store Association Leader was simple.
If you give it to any Black Store branch, fence, butcher, loan shark, or related person addressed to âBlack Store Association Leader,â it would be delivered properly.
Of course, you should keep in mind that whether itâs a letter or a box, subordinates open and check it before delivering.
The box from Fujian was also opened by subordinates to check if there was anything dangerous inside.
There was a terribly horrific thing inside.
A dogâs body with a human head sewn on, and a letter placed in its mouth.
The head belonged to the Fujian Black Store Branch Manager.
âUghâ¦â
Just hearing about it as horrifying enough.
The subordinate who actually opened the box immediately fainted and is still having nightmares.
Zhang Enchai unrolled the letter.
ãTo the dear Black Store Association Leader,
I apologize for harming the dog you cherish, so as a token of apology, Iâve attached the body of the bitch I was raising and returned it to you.
By the way, the name of the bitch I was raising was Zhang Enchai, so youâve gained an ugly head of Zhang Enchai.
What should we do with this? Should we boil and eat it?
That was just a joke. Itâs a stray dog without an owner.
Looking at the wanted poster, it seems the person youâre looking for isnât me, so Iâm writing this letter.
Iâve attached my portrait on the next page.
Regarding the reliability of the portrait, you can check with the inspection officers of the Murim Alliance.
Or you could check with the residents who used to live near the Un Clanâs estate.
Please take proper action after verifying.
P.S.: Since you put a ten thousand gwan bounty on an innocent woman, youâll accept this much damage with an open heart, right?
-Un Yeonyoung, Clan Head of the not-yet-destroyed Jin Prefectureâs Un Clanã
And on the back page, there was a well-drawn portrait of a beautiful woman with âHeight: five chi four cun one fenâ written on it.
âThis dog-likeâ¦!â
Zhang Enchai crumpled up the letter and threw it.
At the same time, goosebumps rose all over his body.
How does she know my name?
And what does she mean by the not-yet-destroyed Jin Prefectureâs Un Clan?
It was a warning that she knew everything about his identity and what he was saying.
Along with the sentence about boiling and eating the head.
âCancel, cancel the bounty!â
âAssociation Leader?â
âDamn it! It wasnât Un Yeonyoung! From the start, it was another woman selling out the Jin Prefectureâs Un Clan and impersonating them! Damn it, I canât believe we didnât know this and had stirred up a hornetâs nest for nothing.â
He had messed up badly. The mother of all mess-ups if you will.
The only fortunate thing in this misfortune was that the letter didnât say âYouâre dead now, so wash your neck clean and wait.â
In other words, it meant she would let it go if he withdrew the bounty.
âWhat kind of woman is she? Itâs twenty thousand gwan if we catch her. How do we find her? Werenât the others with her also impostors?â
âYou mean Jegal Ihyeon and Tang Nanah? Those two are definitely themselves. Their faces are already widely knownâ¦â
âWe canât touch the Five Noble Clans, and there was another woman with them, right? Did you put people on her? Where did she go now?â
âWell, after that, she went to the Dabie Mountains with her companions, took back the slave they were looking for, and returned to Zhumadian. After parting ways with the Five Noble Clansâ young masters, she settled in the Seol Family Trading Company in Zigui County, Hubei Province, with the slave and an ironsmith called Old Man Ban.â
âSeol Family Trading Company? What kind of place is it?â
âItâs a trading company established by Seol Ganom-â
âAre you joking now? Of course itâs established by Seol Ganom if itâs called Seol Family Trading Company! What kind of person did you put on this that they couldnât even find out the ownerâs name and just called him Seol Ganom1?â
ââ¦Iâll take care of it. Anyway, itâs a trading company that deals with various things, but its scale doesnât even reach that of a city.â
An innocent victim was about to be created.
âSo itâs a hole-in-the-wall shop. If sheâs settled there, it should be easy to find out.â
âHowever, since she visited the Divine Maiden Sect afterwards, she might be a woman with connections to the Divine Maiden Sect.â
âWhat Divine Maiden Sect! Whatâs with everyone flocking together, damn, of course they flock together. Thatâs how those Orthodox Faction bastards are.â
Zhang Enchai banged on the desk loudly.
âWhat will you do?â
âIf we back down here, weâll really become the laughingstock of the world. Donât you know itâs over if weâre seen as a joke in this business? Announce a temporary withdrawal of the bounty, find out that bitchâs identity first, then put up a bounty twice as high again. Seol Family Trading Company? Use as much gold as needed to bribe them, or send people, and bring that woman whoâs supposed to be her companion before me.â
Seol Family Trading Company? Zigui County?
It seems to be a trading company set up in a thatched house in some countryside village Iâve never heard of, but if the Black Store gets involved, how dare such a trivial hole-in-the-wall shop defy us?
Zhang Enchaiâs eyes blazed with anger.
----After seeing the wanted poster, Qing felt relieved.
So she drank plenty of alcohol, ate even more free food, and when her stomach was full for the first time in a while, she looked like someone might ask how many months pregnant she was.
She looked like one of those competitive eaters from her homeland, whose existence she couldnât understand.
One of Qingâs favorite things to do is to eat until her stomach is about to burst and then lie down immediately.
A master who has undergone Overhaul Rebirth can do this.
Because the esophagus is strong, unless youâre hit or poisoned, thereâs no reflux, so you donât get indigestion just from eating and lying down.
If asked to pick the best thing about Overhaul Rebirth, this was one of the advantages Qing could proudly mention.
The other two were not being afraid of periods and not getting sweaty between the breasts, thus making up the top three.
Not gaining weight no matter how much she ate was the case even before Overhaul Rebirth, so it seemed to just be her constitution.
At any rate, for once, food filled her up to her chin.
The server, impressed by her heroic demeanor, kept filling the table endlessly, allowing her to enjoy as much as she wanted, until Qing finally declared defeat, saying she had reached her limit.
Thanks to this, her expanded stomach was screaming to stop pushing in more, and it was perfect to lie down and enjoy that sensation.
So thatâs what Qing did.
The only person in the world who could stop Qingâs unsightly behavior was her beloved master, Ximen Surin.
In other words, even when she wasnât pretending to be a beggar like now after leaving the Divine Maiden Sect, there was no one to stop this pitiful beast who would just lie down after eating.
Even before Overhaul Rebirth, Qing would lie on her left side because of indigestion.
Lying down on a straw mat like that, wearing thick warm cotton clothes, it was truly paradise.
Soon, a silky dream came.
How much time had passed?
âNoona, Beggar Noona.â
âWhatâ¦â
âItâs me. Murong Jun.â
âYou came⦠If you came, then goâ¦â
Qing waved her hand, drunk with sleep.
âThen Iâll wait hereâ¦â
âOkay, stay right there and waitâ¦â
Qing caught the dream that was about to fly away again.
Sleeping is good, but this state of being drunk with sleep, with the whole body languidly relaxed and the body warmly raised in temperature, is also a truly happy time.
How much time had passed? At any rate, since it was a nap, her mind naturally cleared as time passed.
Since she slept during the day and trained at night, even though it was the middle of the night, this was indeed a daytime nap.
If Ximen Surin knew, she would be torn between praising her for training regularly and lamenting how her discipleâs behavior was becoming more pathetic day by day.
Qing sat up, put her hand inside her face veil to rub her eyes, and asked:
âHmm. Murong Clan Kiddo, how long has it been?â
âUh. Just a moment. The moonâ¦â
Qing, half-awake, knew there was a motionless presence nearby.
But knowing that sweet dreams and a quickly clearing mind were coming, she just told that presence to wait a bit and left it alone.
Murong Jun looked at the moon, raised his fingers and wiggled them as if measuring its position, then answered brightly:
âI came about a shichen ago!â
âHuh?â
A shichen is two hours.
Feeling sorry, Qing blamed the innocent kid for no reason.
âWhy did you foolishly wait for a whole shichen?â
âYou told me to stay put and waitâ¦â
And thus, it seems he had been standing still waiting without any sense.
âNo, what? I was just going to lie down for a bit, you should have made yourself comfortable.â
Qing scratched the back of her head.
She had just been lying down lazily, but how had so much time passed already?
They say enjoyable time passes quickly, the so-called theory of relativity. But was it always this fast?
1. Throwback to the double entendre of Seol Ganom's name, which could be interpreted as "a guy in Seol Family"
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