Chapter 88 - Are You Even a Human?!

Translator: Dragon Boat Translation  Editor: Dragon Boat Translation

Bai Ruoruo felt so wronged, as if she had suffered something unbearable and wasn’t able to say it.

She was a girl! A GIRL!

Shouldn’t normal people just ask her to bring a towel or some water or something?

Who would have thought that Smog would make her climb a tree?!

What kind of girl would know how to do that!!

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Xiang Yi raised her small hands. “I can, I know how!”

Xiang Yu’s face was expressionless. “You don’t know how.”

Xiang Yi was flustered. “I really can! I’m really, really fast at climbing too!”

Xiang Yu exclaimed fiercely: “No, you really can’t!”

“…”

The netizens in the broadcast room were rolling with laughter.

—[Hahaha the double standards of an esports legend]

—[Simao Brother toward sister Yi: Sit and don’t move. Simao Brother toward Bai Ruoruo: Go climb that tree.]

—[Smog, if you’re going to be such a straight man, you’re never going to find a girlfriend, you know!]

—[Bai Ruoruo’s expression is killing me. When a white lotus meets an iron man, what else can happen!]

—[Does Smog like the Vase Fairy? His arrogant yet indulgent attitude is kind of cute]

…

Soon, Shi Sui also came over.

He really did not have the slightest care regarding his personal image as he sauntered down to help Xiang Yu assemble the swing.

Xiang Yu was amazingly fast at climbing the tree, and Shi Sui fell into a bewildered silence standing underneath him.

Climbing trees wasn’t a godsend talent of the Xiang family, right…

In the past, Xiang Feng had climbed the jujube tree outside the company in his suit and tie because he wanted to eat the fruit…

Through the cooperation of the two men, the swing set was installed in no time.

相宜跃跃欲试:”我试试能不能荡.”

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Xiang Yi was eager to try it out. “Let me test it to see if it works.”

相遇直接拒绝:”不行!”

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Xiang Yu immediately turned her down. “No!”

”为什么…”

“Why not…”

相遇咳嗽了声,不自在地偏开脸:”你怎么那么皮,太危险了.”

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Xiang Yu coughed and turned away uncomfortably. “Why are you being mischievous? It’s too dangerous.”

相宜激动地掐了下掌心.

Xiang Yi excitedly pinched the hollow of her palm.

哥哥的态度真的不一样了!

Her brother’s attitude had really changed!

少女清澈的眸宛如洒满了闪耀星辉,她慢慢绽开笑颜,乖甜柔软,和她在外人面前那种礼貌客套的笑截然不同.

The girl’s clear eyes seemed to have been glossed over with shining stars as she slowly burst into a grin that was sweet and soft. It was completely different from the polite and courteous smile she gave to outsiders.

时绥有片刻的失神.

Shi Sui immediately fell into a trance.

脑海中莫名冒出一个荒唐的想法:如果她能因为他笑这么甜就好了…

A ridiculous thought had appeared in his mind: if she could smile so sweetly because of him, that would be great…

白若若在心里翻个白眼,这个相宜真是有点段位,竟然还勾引起Smog了!

Bai Ruoruo subconsciously rolled her eyes. This Xiang Yi was outranking her; how dare she try to seduce Smog!

但是——

But—

比勾人,她不相信会输给相宜!

When it came to seduction, she refused to believe that she would lose to Xiang Yi!

”要不还是我来吧,我比较轻,摔了也没关系的.”白若若自告奋勇上前,心想等下她故意摔下来,Smog一定会接住她的!

“How about I test it? I’m pretty light, so even if I fall it doesn’t matter.” Bai Ruoruo volunteered as she stepped forward, thinking that if she were to deliberately fall, Smog would definitely catch her!

到时候她在他怀里做点小动作…直男也是男人,她就不信搞不定!

When that happens, she would make a move while in his arms…’Iron men are still men’, and she refused to believe she couldn’t secure him!

白若若眼底溢出了自信的笑意.

Bai Ruoruo’s eyes seemed like it was overflowing with a confident smile.

相遇点头:”那你试吧.”

Xiang Yu nodded. “Then you test it out.”

白若若姿态优雅地坐上了秋千,却发现Smog看向了时绥,而时绥也无辜地看着他.

Bai Ruoruo gracefully perched on the swing, only to realize that Smog was looking at Shi Sui, and Shi Sui was looking back at him with an innocent expression.

”时哥你扶着.”

“Brother Shi, you help her.”

”还是小遇你来吧.”

“Ah Xiao Yu, it should probably be you.”

”我刚爬了树,手没力气.”

“I just climbed a tree; my hands feel powerless.”

”我一把老骨头哪比得上你们年轻人.”

“My old bones can’t compare to you young folk.”

”…”

白若若眼睁睁看着两人推辞来推辞去,竟然没有一个愿意帮着她扶秋千的!

Bai Ruoruo helplessly watched as the two kept on rejecting and declining. None of them were willing to help her hold down the swing set!

弹幕:[鹅鹅鹅时影帝和Smog真的求生欲很强了,疯狂避嫌]

The live comments: [kekeke Shi Yingdi and Smog really have a strong desire to survive. They’ll do anything to avoid suspicion]

最后还是相宜过来帮忙扶的.

In the end, it was Xiang Yi who had come over to help.

荡起来之前,相遇突然凑到白若若耳边,关了两人的麦,压低声音威胁:”你要是摔了往地上摔,不许砸到她!听懂了没?”

As she began to swing, Xiang Yu suddenly approached Bai Ruoruo’s side. He turned off both of their microphones and threatened her in a low voice. “If you’re going to fall, fall toward the ground. You better not hit her! Do you understand?”

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白若若:???

Bai Ruoruo: ???

这已经不是直不直男的问题,你还是个人吗你!

This was no longer a question of being an iron man or not. ‘Are you even a human!’

她泪盈盈看向时绥,男人微微一笑,眼底却弥漫着寒冰.

She looked toward Shi Sui with tears in her eyes. The man had a faint smile on his face, but his eyes were as cold as ice.

白若若眼前一黑,万万没想到自己的白莲技巧,竟无半分施展的余地!!

Bai Ruoruo’s expression turned black. She absolutely never thought her white lotus skills wouldn’t even have a stage to be displayed!