Chapter 367 - 368: Bastard!

Gu Junzhu laughed and pinched his tender little cheek, “Mischief again, huh?”

The little guy shook him discontentedly, “Dad, don’t beat around the bush! Xiao Shu is discussing serious matters!”

Gu Junzhu chuckled and flicked him on the forehead, “Your serious matter—is that you’re under the illusion that your dad is a dog, huh?”

The little guy was disheartened, “Dad, you’re not playing fair, you’re no fun! Brother Xiaoyue is much more fun!”

Gu Junzhu chuckled, turning to Lingyue, “So you fell for it?”

Lingyue gave him a helpless nod, “Yes.”

Ye Xingbei walked over and asked Gu Junzhu, “How can you be so crafty? Not falling for any tricks?”

Gu Junzhu raised an eyebrow at her, “So you fell for it too?”

Ye Xingbei pretended not to hear, “Xiao Yue, Xiao Shu, go get your school bags ready. It’s back to school for you tomorrow!”

She tried to act nonchalant, turning toward the living room, but Gu Junzhu grabbed her wrist and pulled her into his embrace.

“Why so quiet?” Gu Junzhu caressed her delicate face with a teasing smile, “Forgot that you’re a dog too? What breed? Teddy? Stupid husky? Or poodle?”

YeXingbei: “…Screwoff!”

Ye Xingbei drove her elbow hard into him, grabbed the two kids by their hands —one in each hand—and ran off without looking back.

Behind her, she heard Gu Junzhu’s hearty laughter.

Ye Xingbei gritted her teeth.

Scoundrel!

How come he didn’t fall for the trick?

Otherwise, she would have laughed herself silly!

Once inside, Lingyue took Xiao Shumiao with him to their little study to pack their bags, while Ye Xingbei entered the kitchen to prepare some fruit for them.

Gu Junzhu casually strolled in, wrapping his arms around her from behind, his chin on her shoulder, his voice full of unstoppable laughter, “Teddy? Stupid husky? Poodle?”

Ye Xingbei ground her teeth, turned around to bite him hard on his shoulder, and glared at him, “If you’re seeking death, just say it, I won’t go easy on you!”

The energetic, dazzling, flame-like charm of her snarling and baring teeth rendered one unable to take their eyes off her.

“If it’s death by suffocation from kissing, I’ll gladly accept!” Gu Junzhu bent over and seized her lips with his.

A few minutes later, Ye Xingbei thought if he didn’t stop, she’d definitely be the one to suffocate!

She was already feeling dizzy when Gu Junzhu finally let her go, pecking her lips a few more times with a content smirk, “Soft and sweet, just like jelly!”

Ye Xingbei blushed as she hit him, “Go away!”

Gu Junzhu grabbed her hand, kissed her fist, “Baby, I have a secret to tell you today that will make you think I’m the most amazing man in the world. How will you reward me?”

Ye Xingbei shrugged off his hand and rolled her eyes at him, “I don’t want to know any secret, and I most certainly won’t reward you!”

Whenever he mentioned rewards, bonuses, or fun, the only thing that came to his mind was what happens in the bedroom.

She would have to be out of her mind to make a deal with this lustful devil.

No way.

Hmph!

She shoved Gu Junzhu and turned back to continue cutting the fruit.

Gu Junzhu was not in a hurry. Whatever fruit she cut, he cheerfully picked up a piece to taste, making idle chatter with her.

“Daddy, Mommy!” Xiao Shu came trotting in on his short little legs, cheerfully leaping into Gu Junzhu’s arms and looking up at him with wide excited eyes, “Daddy, I packed my bag!”