Chapter 71
Theatrical Regression Life
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Chapter 71
At Lee Jaehunâs words, Kang Mina, who had been staring at him, hesitated before responding.
âBut you havenât been awake for longâ¦â
âWhy are you so against me using my own body as I see fit?â
ââ¦Just a moment, Iâll get ready.â
True to her word, she immediately picked up a hammer that was nearby. Considering she was an office worker who rarely used a hammer in her life, it seemed surprising how naturally it fit in her hand.
As she moved, a faint smile appeared on her face, making Lee Jaehun narrow his eyes slightly.
ââ¦I felt this before, but Kang Mina is surprisinglyâ¦â
She was not quite average.
In the novel, she was killed off in one go early on, so he hadnât paid much attention to her. But now that she had survived against her original fate, her thinking seemed a bit different from that of a typical person.
Of course, that didnât mean she wasnât timid. Her curiosity was still awkwardly strong, making her prone to causing trouble. Nevertheless, there were times when he felt a strange sense of déjà vu. Like the expression she had when they reunited after the chase with the green algae monster.
âDirector, Iâm sorry to keep bothering you with questions, but are you really going to move? Reallyâ¦?â
ââ¦Remember we moved together before I fell asleep? I moved then, so why wouldnât I now after so much time has passed?â
âButâ¦â
Kang Mina wore a very dissatisfied expression, but Lee Jaehun waved her off.
âEnough, letâs just go. Itâs not like anyone died, I just slept for a long time. Whatâs the big deal?â
âIsnât that the problemâ¦?â
âHow dare an intern interrupt while the director is talking?â
âI-Iâm sorryâ¦?â
Look at this guy, jumping in to support the person he likes.
Lee Jaehunâs expression soured on its own. He couldnât help but feel that mentioning the subtle tension between the two was necessary to strengthen her fragile mentality. Honestly, while everyone else was struggling to survive, it was annoying to see him alone acting like he was in a romance.
âStill, I need to try moving with Kang Mina at least once.â
He wasnât sure yet what exactly was different, but the sooner he figured it out, the better it would be for him.
He needed to reduce the variables in his plan.
ââ¦Weâre not going to the small lake right away, so donât bother packing anything.â
âOh, thenâ¦?â
âWeâll gather some wood and set up a simple trap. Something to catch fish.â
âFishâ¦â
âDonât you think weâll catch something?â
Well, they needed to eat anyway.
âDirector, I heard something strange.â
âOh, come on.â
âSo, where are we going?â
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They came to the park because it was relatively safer than other places, but it wasnât completely devoid of monsters. They just appeared more docile compared to those inside buildings.
ââ¦This should be enough.â
âCan we really make a trap with this?â
âItâs more like a fish trap, but yes.â
The typical monsters in this park can be roughly divided into four types depending on the area.
The most obvious one is the green algae monster in the large lake to the right of the main gate. Itâs the final boss of the park episode, but it doesnât appear early in the episode.
The protagonists of the novel had also entered through the main gate, but it seems they managed to avoid encountering the green algae monster because there was no one leaking the scent of blood and they hadnât settled near the large lake. There was a reason for them being harassed by the algae monster right after arriving at the park, different from the novel, as Lee Jaehun himself had partially guided them to check the possibilities of death.
Now, since they had set up a shelter away from the large lakeâs territory, they wouldnât be bothered.
âNothing strange attacked while I was gone?â
âUh⦠come to think of it, things have been quiet lately. Occasionally, vines approach, but we handle those ourselvesâ¦â
âYeah, you guys are growing. Iâm so proud.â
ââ¦Iâm sorryâ¦â
ââ¦Did I insult you?â
There are many exceptions, but most monsters stay within their territory during the day.
At night, they become more active and hunt survivors, but during daylight, it makes sense that the green algae monster, which rarely leaves the water, would be quiet. The parkâs center, where they were, wasnât any monsterâs habitat, making it relatively safe.
Unlike them, it was worrying for those who had set up shelter in less safe places.
âThere were stray dog monsters near the pavilion, right?â
The stray dog monsters that Kwon Yeonhee encountered were one of the parkâs typical monsters.
âHave those dog-like things shown up?â
ââ¦I thought you were swearing⦠um, no. We havenât seen them lately. Even when you were asleep, they didnât come.â
âGood thing I didnât get eaten while sleeping.â
ââ¦â¦â
ââ¦Just kidding.â
âIs that a jokeâ¦?â
I donât remember well, but there was a description that after the two survivor groups merged, they were often attacked by stray dog monsters. Itâs uncertain if they only lived near the pavilion, but itâs undeniable that many monsters were around there.
And another typical monsterâ¦
âThe centipede monsters in the flower garden.â
Monsters that swallow people whole if they touch a single petal.
In the novel, without Doctor Ha Sungyoon, who originally died, there was no professional medical staff, and an old lady with various knowledge took his place. She mentioned that the flower garden had many useful edible plants and herbs.
âDirector, enough with the pointless jokes. Letâs finish our work quickly.â
âAh, you scared me. When did you get here?â
âSince you started your nonsense. Iâm keeping quiet because youâre the only one who knows how to make fish traps, but will I stay quiet afterward?â
âItâs hard to make a living.â
âWhy donât you realize itâs your doing that makes it hard?â
âDo you think I want to do this?â
Luckily, Ha Sungyoon was alive and they knew where his hospital was, which wasnât the case in the novel. There, people needed to go to a hospital without knowing its exact location.
So they often went to the parkâs flower garden for herbs based on the old ladyâs advice, but exactly three people died there.
âThey said it was the shortest record.â
In the end, they couldnât get herbs from the flower garden, and the place they accidentally found medicine was the small lake. The monsters there werenât too threatening, making it an easy place to gather supplies.
But the problem was, it wasnât entirely free of monsters either.
âThe water snake monster.â
The last of the parkâs typical monsters.
ââ¦â¦â
âHonestly, Iâm against going to the small lake. You know that, right? If I could, Iâd get a handcuff from that detective we met last time and tie you up here.â
ââ¦Why do you say such scary thingsâ¦â
âIf this were my hospital and you were my patient, I wouldnât let you go like this. Even if you werenât my patient, Iâd intervene, risking the backlash. Given the unique situation, Iâm letting you go, but remember, if anything happens, I wonât let it slide. If youâve changed your mind, stay put, and Iâll go instead.â
ââ¦â¦.â
âIf you come back injured again, or if you sleep for another three days or cough up blood, remember that I backed off this time because you didnât cough up blood.â
ââ¦Iâll keep that in mind.â
âWhy do you only keep it in mind?â
Lee Jaehun averted his gaze, pretending not to hear.
Anyway⦠the water snake might sound dangerous, but itâs much safer than the previous three monsters. In the novel, it never caused significant harm.
The green algae monster communicates with plant-type monsters to suck blood until its prey dies, the stray dog monster drives people mad with its nauseating affection, and the centipede monster in the flower garden swallows anyone who touches its flowers. Facing these monsters, one should be prepared to suffer.
âIn comparison, the water snake monster in the small lake is quite well-mannered.â
Most monsters are either completely hostile or overly friendly towards survivors, but the water snake monster is very neutral. It neither stops those who come nor those who leave.
Considering the dangers, it goes green algae, centipede, stray dog, and then water snake in descending order.
ââ¦Do you really have to go?â
âDo you not trust me?â
âDoctors inherently donât trust patients, unfortunately.â
ââ¦â¦.â
âEspecially patients who donât listenâ¦â
âIâm sorry for being a non-compliant patient.â
When dealing with the water snake monster, thereâs only one thing to be careful about.
âYou must have a clear purpose.â
This is because it has a talent for mesmerizing people.
The water snake monster doesnât eat people. It doesnât attack to make them bleed, and it doesnât inflict any direct harm. Its status as one of the parkâs main monsters stems from its powerful allure.
Those who fall under its spell develop an intense obsession with the water snake.
âAhjussi, there are pebbles under the lake, right?â
âThatâs right.â
âCould they be jewels? Should we take them when we escape from here? Weâd become rich.â
ââ¦Iâm guessing youâre joking, but I applaud your willpower, Dayoung.â
âYouâre praising me, right?â
ââ¦Letâs say I amâ¦â
While the water snake itself is quite beautiful, itâs still a monster from the shadow world. Normally, people feel instinctive disgust or repulsion, but under its spell, they throw away all such feelings and become entranced.
If it were a hostile monster, it would have devoured or torn apart those it mesmerized. If it were friendly, it would have escorted them out of the water, but the water snake monster is neutral. It simply swims around the lake, avoiding humans who show obsessive greed towards it. Those ensnared in its illusion might suffocate without realizing it, but they could easily escape if they tried.
Obviously, itâs best not to fall into the illusion in the first place. One way to avoid this is to focus solely on what you want from the small lake. By fixating only on that, you can avoid the water snakeâs illusion.
ââ¦â¦.â
Of course, this information could be wrong.
âItâs uncomfortable being in the protagonistâs perspective.â
The novel he read was entirely from the protagonistâs point of view. Reading it was simple, but in reality, he had to question everything.
Lee Jaehun handled various branches and sturdy ropes.
âUsing plastic bottles would be easiestâ¦â
âOh, should I fetch some? We have some we used before.â
âForget it. Unless you have a knife, youâll just be wasting your energy.â
If we had thin thread, we could set traps for other land animals, but right now, the safest and easiest option is a fish trap. Just submerge it underwater and wait for fish to swim in.
While weaving thin branches together with some discarded string, Lee Jaehun continued speaking.
âThe point of a trap is to let something in but not out, right?â
Team Leader Kang gave him a curious look as if he were an expert.
âYou always sound like a professional in these situationsâ¦.â
âTeam Leader Kang, have you ever taken your niece to a stream?â
âOh, no?â
âWhen kids see fish, do you know what they say? They ask me to catch them. Iâm probably the closest thing to an expert here.â
âOhâ¦.â
Leaving Kang Minaâs uncertain exclamation behind, Lee Jaehun continued weaving the branches tightly. Soon, he had made a large funnel and a smaller, stubbier one.
After securing the ends with string and sturdy vines, he nested the smaller funnel inside the large one, aligning their openings. The end of the large funnel was closed, while the smaller funnelâs end was open and round.
After securely tying the entrances of the two wooden funnels together, Lee Jaehun let out a sigh.
âTa-da, itâs done.â
âOooohâ¦!â
âAmazing.â
Clap, clap, clap.
A small crowd had gathered, and it was clear to anyone that the loudest applause came from the Park siblings.
With a tired expression, he looked at the finished trap and spoke.
âItâs done, but we donât have suitable bait. Even if there are fish, they might not get caught.â
âShould I catch some bugs or something?â
âYou spoke well, Inho. Go find some worms or larvae.â
ââ¦Larvae?â
âI was thinking of using fruit, but bugs might work too.â
Remembering some unpleasant experience with blood-drinking larvae, Jung Inhoâs face paled, but Lee Jaehun pretended not to notice, feeling his stress melt away.
He continued nonchalantly.
âSmall fish eat maggots, and larger fish eat larvae or worms. There are even specific worms for fishing, but we wonât find those here.â
ââ¦So, you want me to catch them?â
âWe could just put it in as is, but the chances of catching anything would be lower.â
ââ¦â¦.â
âIâm tired, so why donât you go fetch some? Okay?â
Jung Inho, rubbing his temples in thought, finally nodded, realizing he couldnât refuse. His face was as pale as his expression was tired.
âOkay. Iâve seen some under tree bark.â
ââ¦Shall we go together?â
ââ¦â¦.â
Judging by the pale face of Kwon Yeonhee, it was clear she suggested it out of sheer politeness. Jung Inho seemed to ponder thousands of thoughts in that moment.
After a long pause, he slowly shook his head while staring at her.
ââ¦No, itâs fine.â
âOh.â
âSeeing you so relieved is a bit disheartening, but itâs still bright out, so itâs better if I go alone.â
âI wasnât happy about it! You misunderstood!â
âIâm sureâ¦.â
Deputy Jung disappeared into the bushes with a wistful smile, having thoroughly teased Kwon Yeonhee. The rest of the group watched Jung Inhoâs retreating back with sad eyes, but to Lee Jaehun, the situation was rather amusing.
He thought to himself, âYou all would have ended up eating bugs if it werenât for meâ¦â
Yes, in the novel, the protagonist and his group survived on insects at the beginning. They didnât have the time or skills for proper hunting. Their primary goal was survival, not luxury.
Lee Jaehun silently chuckled at the stark contrast to their current situation and then spoke up.
âBut, Directorâ¦â
âOh, yes! Go ahead.â
âBefore we came here, do you remember the size of the fish in the small lake at the park?â
âThe size?â
âThis fish trap is for bigger fish.â
The fish trap he had made was almost the size of an adult manâs torso. It would trap larger fish, but minnows would easily slip through.
Lee Jaehun had made it based on his memory of the novelâs descriptions, but you never know.
âThey did say you could catch them with both hands⦠but maybe they caught small fish with both hands.â
If so, Lee Jaehunâs effort would have been in vain. If the fish were small enough to easily swim through the funnelâs opening, the trap would be useless.
Yoon Garam shook her head and replied, âNo, itâs fine! There were some koi in that small lake⦠Sure, there were small ones too, but most were pretty big. From what I remember.â
âThatâs a relief.â
Indeed, it was a relief.
âIt took hours to make this.â
Although it was still daylight, it would soon be evening. Jung Inho had the sense to return before dark, butâ¦
Lee Jaehun muttered as he looked at the fish trap he had made.
âWe should set this up in the evening.â
ââ¦Huh?â
âNot all fish, but some hide at night.â
Fish that are active during the day sometimes hide at night to avoid predators. It was a survival instinct.
Of course, the opposite was also true.
âItâs been a while since we had meat. Do you think fish will get caught as soon as we set the trap? This takes patience.â
ââ¦â
âKwon Yeonhee, think about it. Wonât you be hungry tomorrow? Can you live on those mushy things? Donât you miss chewing real food?â
ââ¦Those are tasty too.â
âReally? Do you think you wonât miss the taste of grilled fish with the juices dripping?â
âStop it, Director!â
Unable to bear it any longer, Kwon Yeonhee collapsed to the ground. Given how long theyâd been in the otherworld, it made sense to crave meat.
Their company was located near many great restaurants, and Lee Jaehun remembered that Kwon Yeonheeâs marketing team often had team dinners. The team atmosphere was great, and marketing naturally involved many meals, so Kwon Yeonheeâs appetite would be quite large.
Here, she had been surviving on snacks and filling up on water. Recently, sheâd finally eaten some fruit with sugar content. Initially, she might have been too preoccupied with survival to care, but now, she was starting to crave meat.
Kwon Yeonhee banged the ground in frustration.
âUgh, Iâve been craving tripe! And here you are, teasing meâ¦!â
ââ¦â
âI want meatâ¦! Grilled pork belly with ssamjang, wrapped in lettuce!â
To be honest, Lee Jaehun had intentionally provoked this reaction for his amusement.
âThis little chick.â
Smiling contentedly, Lee Jaehun continued, âHey, teasing? I was just kindly helping you recall some memories. Remember the army stew place in our alleyâ¦.â
âLa la la, I canât hear you!â
âThinly sliced beef⦠spicy hotpotâ¦â
âAaahhhh!â
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