Chapter 580
Theatrical Regression Life
Theatrical Regression Life Chapter 580
Episode 580
Treasure Chest The team does their best to find the key.
âuncle Uncle.â
âI am So-on.â
Jaeheon Lee was next to the children.
Very cool.
âWhy is that person like that?â
âWould you be like this if I knew?â
âAnyway, Iâm glad you seem to be feeling good, butâ¦â
âI think youâre healing, so Iâll leave it at that.â
Song In-myeong, Jeong In-ho, Ha Seong-yoon, and Park Da-young were all together as if asking when they had stopped me like that and yelled at me to kill them. This was thanks to the returnerâs unique cool-headed mindset of just adapting if there is nothing to change since the conclusion has been reached anyway.
From their perspective, Lee Jae-heon, who was hugging two kindergarten students and burying his head, looked quite happy.
âPuppy bellyâ¦.â
Song In-myeong nodded at Park Da-youngâs words.
âThatâs right.â
âItâs good animal therapy.â
âHumans are also animals, right?â
But the scary thing is.
âSo how long are you going to be like that?â
It had already been almost an hour since Lee Jae-heon had trapped the kindergarten student like that.
âMy posture is uncomfortable, but if youâre like me, youâre already cramping.â
âDo muscle monsters like you get cramps?â
â? âWhy are you fighting?â
âWhy?â
âAnyway, shouldnât that posture be made more comfortable?â
As Song In-myeong said, Lee Jae-heonâs posture looked very uncomfortable.
She was sitting cross-legged, hugging two kindergarten students on her thighs, and bowing deeply, burying her head between the childrenâs shoulders. Ha Seong-yoon lamented that it almost looked like a ball.
âHow much money does it take to straighten a curved spineâ¦â
Jeong In-ho made a tackle as natural as breathing.
âIsnât that something that the manager would worry about?â
âThe cost of surgery is expensive, but do you even know how painful it is? Not only is it painful, but the time it takes to get there is not easy.â
âIf youâre sick enough to worry about cost or time, youâll just quit your job.â
Lee Jae-heon quits his job.
Ha Seong-yoon looked back at Jeong In-ho.
ââ¦If you are no longer the manager, what should In-ho Jeong call Jae-heon Lee?â
ââ¦Seniors?â
âThatâs gross.â
âYouâre damned if you say it, youâre damned if you donât say itâ¦â
âWho is doing the damned?â
Park Da-young shook her head.
âJust because you get older doesnât mean youâre all the same adults.â
Park Da-young and Park Da-hoon are 19 and 18-year-olds who are easily influenced by adults around them. Special care had to be taken to avoid becoming adults like that in the future.
Anyway, it was clear that Jaeheon Leeâs posture looked uncomfortable.
âIâm so frustrated.â
âI donât know if theyâre breathingâ¦â
Song In-myeong and Park Da-young muttered as if they were all tired.
There was no particular reason for Lee Jae-heon to capture kindergarten students in such a way. After releasing Song In-myeong, they talked a few times and then walked shakily with a tired face towards the kindergarten students who were hiding behind the water tank and staring at the adults.
Itâs already been an hour since I sat down next to the water tank and was healed by the kindergarten students.
âEven if itâs Kkosunae, itâs me.â
Dayoung Park muttered.
âLike sniffing the soles of a dogâs pawsâ¦.â
âWas that not a tummy tuck, but just inhalation?â
âIt looks closer to sucking in rather than exhaling.â
âHonestly, at this point, we need to listen to the kidsâ perspective as well.â
âNo, whatâ¦â
Song In-myeongâs words about worrying about the human rights of kindergarten students were quite valid on the topic of radioactive pollutants, but Park Da-young shook her head with a shocked expression.
âThe kids are liking it too.â
As for how much they were enjoying it, their faces were the brightest they had been since they were locked in the aquarium. The kindergarten students were writhing in Lee Jae-heonâs wide arms and laughing amongst themselves repeatedly.
Song In-myeong glanced at the kindergarten students with his characteristic languid eyes.
ââ¦Itâs not for me to say, but I think they also have strange tastes.â
âThatâs not really what you would say.â
âSo you didnât put a clue in advance?â
âI just wanted to start a fight.â
Immediately after those words, Dayoung Park was overcome with a sense of self-destruction.
ââ¦.â
ââ¦? âWhy are you looking like that?â
âI wonder how I ended up like this.â
âWhat is he saying now.â
âHaaâ¦.â
I wondered where this desire to smack Song In-myeong with his tongue every time he said something came from. It seems that he had probably picked up the skills he used to get along with Jeong In-ho, Hong Gyeong-joon, and Ha Seong-yoon while they were sparring with each other without realizing it.
âLetâs be careful.â
It would have been a big problem if stupid Park Da-hoon had moved it.
ââ¦.â
Park Da-young looked up at the water tank and observed Park Da-hoon in the glass box.
ââ¦is it okay?â
Just a moment ago, he was trying to die.
Although we were still communicating mentally, Park Da-hoon didnât seem to be in a bad mood. Seeing Lee Jae-heon sitting near the fish tank and playing around with the kindergarten students seemed to help me stabilize my mind and body, at least temporarily.
âThe speed at which the water fills has slowed down a bit.â
I have to say it was pretty smooth.
âObviously, since he is calm, the overall situation becomes calmâ¦â
As expected, it seemed right to leave Lee Jae-heon as is.
âYou seem happy enough.â
âI guess soâ¦â
And it was as they said.
âhappy.â
The man, who still retained his detective personality, was quite happy.
âThis is healingâ¦â
It wasnât because the kindergarteners were really tired that they were restrained like this.
However, immediately after Song In-myeong was released, the man realized that he had spoken out quite a bit, which did not fit the concept of âLee Jae-heonâ. It didnât seem to have caused any discomfort to the survivors, but if it continues like this, âHuh? I thought I would hear people say, âAre you out of your mind?â
âItâs hard to keep acting like Iâm crazy.â
It was much easier to cover my face with kindergartners than to stare blankly at the fish tank.
âThereâs also the advantage of not talking.â
Since heâs already doing this, hasnât public opinion formed saying, âOh, he must have been quite tiredâ and âLetâs not touch him.â Maintaining the concept of a crazy old man was difficult even for a man who was a seasoned undercover investigator.
ââ¦.â
In addition to those calculated reasons, the warm body temperature of the kindergarten students made the man feel good.
ââ¦Itâs warmâ¦â
I muttered softly, and Choi Min-Hong started bouncing around and saying.
âIâm hot!â
âI like itâ¦.â
âYes.â
Choi Min-hong also said that it was hot, but even though he was having a hard time in Lee Jae-heonâs arms, he had no intention of leaving. Needless to say, Jang Seo-ah was enjoying being on Lee Jae-heonâs thighs.
For children the size of chicks, Lee Jae-heonâs arms seemed like a pretty good play space.
âThis is why itâs good to be big.â
Unlike the poisonous snake in his past life or the body of the detective in his current life, Lee Jae-heonâs body was quite large. Should we say that we have thick bones or that we can easily build muscles? The shoulders were wide and looked quite sturdy.
One of the advantages of having a body like that was that it was much more satisfying to hug someone.
âIf I hadnât been possessed⦠I would have been a little disappointed.â
The man chuckled to himself because it was his first time seeing a body like this.
âChicks.â
âIâm not a chick.â
âSoft puddingâ¦.â
âIâm not even a pudding! yo. this!â
âItâs like cotton candy.â
Isnât it the same in that it dissolves when put in water?
âThen it wonât work.â
These cuties.
âHow can you be so soft?â
What do you do? How do you do it? It seemed that Lee Jae-heon had no choice but to take responsibility for the rest of his life and decide whether to come or not.
âLee Jae-heon, more than your karma.â
As soon as I remembered this bastardâs past life, I started researching it all.
The man pretended to be crazy but continued to rub his cheek against the kindergarten students. Choi Min-hong was flirting with her, and Jang Seo-ah, who was awkward at first, was now enjoying it a lot.
âGive me your hand, uncle.â
âhere.â
âOh man⦠me tooâ¦â
âYes.â
I thought to myself.
âcute.â
It seemed true that cuteness could save the world.
âI should have had ten, not three.â
The man who pressed his lips to the top of Jang Seo-ahâs head, who was sullen because he could not hold her only hand, thought of his children. Even though I keep thinking about it, I think having only three kids was too narrow-minded.
âEven if we started out as a business couple, wouldnât we have had to start a soccer team? huh? babe.â
In fact, the three children were originally only going to have two children, but when they became pregnant with twins, they changed their plan.
However, as I held my children in my arms for the first time in such a long time and felt their body heat, I felt regretful as to why I had only three children in my care at that time.
ââ¦.â
The kids were cute.
ââ¦I will have to protect you wellâ¦â
These children were sure to be included in the wealth and prosperity that Lee Jae-heon hoped for.
âJust like this.â
Or with a desire to stuff a happier image.
Unlike the idiot Lee Jae-heon, I knew the man who had already adapted to this world a long time ago. He too could be happy. Before considering qualifications and all, if a man considers himself a truly vicious villain, it is right to ignore shame and do whatever he wants.
Men know small happiness. Now that I am holding these two small, squishy chicks in my arms, rather than grand treasures of gold and silver, I can call it clear happiness.
ââ¦.â
So the man decided to show mercy to Lee Jae-heon.
âlove you.â
ââ¦huh?â
âI love you so much.â
I decided to do for you what you couldnât say.
The current Lee Jae-heon probably doesnât even know what that means.
âDo not hurt.â
ââ¦.â
âYou are so small and prettyâ¦.â
ââ¦.â
âSo you shouldnât be sick.â
The kindergarten students blinked at the whispered words. It seemed like they couldnât believe that âLee Jae-heonâ was saying these things.
ââ¦.â
The man could not have known the bold pride and timid joy seen in those surprised eyes.
I looked at it quietly and then hugged it tightly again.
âcute.â
After I make up with An Saram, I should ask him to invite the kids.
ââ¦Anyway, I donât even know where they are and what theyâre doing these days.â
As I saw co-workers from my previous life come to me one by one in the form of possession, I thought that if I did well, my wife would be sick, and my children would also be able to come here. But is it her will, the managerâs will, or the childrenâs own will that they have not come yet?
Either way, it couldnât have been a complicated situation.
âIâm tiredâ¦â
âMister, donât die.â
âI wonât die.â
How could I die leaving these little things behind?
âLee Jae-heon, Iâll have to dig a few more times, but whatever.â
It seems like Jang Seo-ah was half adopted as a daughter. After spending several years with this little chick, Lee Jae-heon was sure to feel something as well. If you do that and still canât change your mind, youâll be disqualified from being a poisonous snake. He doesnât even qualify as a third-rate villain.
In that way, the man expressed his affection for the kindergarten students without thinkingâ¦
ââ¦.â
ââ¦.â
ââ¦.â
Jeong In-ho expressed his doubts.
âAs expected, you had children?â
âI married a woman I met in the other world and had a child with her, but they both died in the other world and I canât even register them on the family register?â
âYou seem to have talent as a writer, Mr. Ha Seong-yoon.â
âThen, Mr. Jeong In-ho, would you like to come up with a more realistic and specific delusion? âYou must have had a lot of children, Mr. Lee Jae-heon.â
âBut isnât that almost like biting and sucking my baby?â
âI guess there was a child he looked after in the other world. Even if it wasnât your child, there may have been a young survivor whom you really thought of as your own child.â
âWell, thatâs true.â
And Park Da-young bit her nails.
âi envy youâ¦.â
â? âAre you crazy?â
âI should have been there tooâ¦â
âWhy donât you just ask for a transfer of your family register?â
âLee Da-young and Lee Da-hoon have good diction.â
âWow.â
Song In-myeong was disgusted.
âIâm completely sincere.â
Everyone seemed a little crazy.
* * *
A few hours later.
âLet the discussion begin.â
The survivors gathered together began a discussion.
The topic was âHow to take out Park Da-hoon and what is the most reasonable escape?â
âJaeheon Lee wrote this theme.â
âI donât think itâs such a strange topic, Seo Jang-hwa. Did I say something I couldnât say?â
âLooking at the way heâs talking, I think that guy has come to his senses.â
âI was originally sane.â
Itâs okay⦠right?
Park Da-hoonâs gaze was trembling as he looked at them.
(Continued in the next part)