Chapter 559
Theatrical Regression Life
Episode 559 Choi
Min-hong and Jang Seo-ah safely came down to the treasure chest.
ââ¦.â
ââ¦.â
Probably with the help of a creature that appears to be Jeong Eun-woo.
Instead of the round ears of a human being, thin, pale membranes fluttered down, the pitch-black eyes with no distinction between white and black were not covered as if they had no eyelids, and the neck had gills with blood dripping down, making it look like a monster to anyoneâs eyesâ¦
â â¦fish!â
âoh.â
Minhong Choi briefly summarized his opponent in two words.
Because the summary was too elliptical, Jang Seo-ah, who was busy watching, stopped him. I was afraid that Jung Eun-woo, who had become a monster, would be angry.
âDonât call it a new fish, brother. âThey said it would be rude to call an adult that.â
âThen what do you say?â
âShouldnât I call you Uncle Jeong Eun-wooâ¦?â
However, Minhong Choi was not an easy opponent to persuade.
âBut no. Uncle Eunwoo Jeong is a human being. âThis is a fish.â
âEven if itâs true, itâs polite to spin it around. âThatâs how adults like it.â
âokay? âDo adults praise you?â
âAs far as I know, it seems like thatâ¦â
âThen Iâll call you Uncle Jeong Eun-woo too.â
âYes, thank you.â
Minhong Choi corrected.
âMister Jeong Eun-woo!â
The opponent was silent.
âMister Jeong Eun-woo!â
âMister, letâs not bother you too muchâ¦â
âDid you become a fish too? âAre you a mermaid?â
âJung Eun-woo isnât as pretty as a mermaid. âNot even a woman.â
ââ¦You canât be a mermaid unless youâre a womanâ¦?â
For some reason, Jang Seo-ah shook her head as Choi Min-hong looked at me with a disappointed face.
âMaybe not, but I said that only women can become mermaids in this aquarium. So, Eunwoo Jeong and Minhong oppa canât be mermaids.â
âBut youâre a fish nowâ¦.â
âI think itâll feel better for you to say itâs a fish or aquatic creature rather than a fish. And not all fish are the same. âIt is true that Jung Eun-woo has now become a monster similar to an aquatic creature, but I donât think that means he is a mermaid.â
ââ¦Uhâ¦.â
Minhong Choi said with a strange frown on his face.
âYou talk too hard.â
âIâm sorryâ¦â
âI wasnât angryâ¦â
There was an awkward silence for a moment.
ââ¦So what should we do now?â
Minhong Choi asked Seoah Jang.
He clearly considered himself Jang Seo-ahâs older brother, but at least he knew and acknowledged that Jang Seo-ah was much smarter than him. In Minhong Choiâs opinion, asking someone smarter than him about his plans did not undermine his brotherâs authority.
Jang Seo-ah, who hesitated, answered Choi Min-hongâs question.
ââ¦First of all, shouldnât Mr. Eunwoo Jeong promise not to harm usâ¦?â
It was a situation where we couldnât even understand why he, a monster, helped us in the first place.
After receiving the attention of the two kindergarten students, Jeong Eun-woo, who had been looking down at them blankly, slightly tilted his head. It was a gesture as if he was wondering something.
ââ¦hello?â
ââ¦Helloâ¦.â
âHello.â
âhello.â
âhello.â
ââ¦.â
Minhong Choiâs face was twisted.
âWhy do you keep saying hello?â
ânice to meet you.â
âNot like that.â
âNice to meet you, friend.â
âNo, not like that.â
âHow have you been?â
âOh reallyâ¦! âIâm going to be angry!â
Jang Seo-ah hugged Choi Min-hong, who was running wild, and calmed his anger.
At first, when she saw Jung Eun-woo repeating the same words like a broken machine, she thought, âWhat on earth is this supposed to do?â But Seo-ah Jang was soon able to grasp the situation.
âI guess Mr. Eunwoo Jeongâs intelligence is not what it used to be.â
âWhat are you talking about?â
âTo put it more simply, I think Jung Eun-woo became a bit stupid after becoming a monsterâ¦â
âDo you have dementia?â
ââ¦maybe similarâ¦?â
In fact, Jung Eun-wooâs appearance was clearly different from dementia, but at first glance, there seemed to be a similarity in that he did not communicate well.
Jang Seo-ah continued speaking, hoping that Jung Eun-woo would not be offended by our explicit conversation.
âMaybe they donât understand us.â
âBut you answered when I said hello. âI understand.â
âThat could be possible, butâ¦â
A glance.
Jang Seo-ah, who was watching Jeong Eun-woo, asked.
ââ¦Are you going to hit us, Eunwoo Jeong?â
Surprisingly, Jeong Eun-wooâs answer was quick. He said firmly.
âI do not abuse children.â
ââ¦Then adults are abusiveâ¦?â
ââ¦Adult?â
Jeong Eun-woo stuttered, as if his clear answer just before had been a lie. The pronunciation itself was very neat, but the rough and choppy voice gave an odd impression.
Jang Seo-ah explained it in a way that was easier to understand.
âThat means⦠you wonât scold us⦠or interfere with us⦠or anything like that?â
âYou guys⦠who are you?â
ââ¦.â
âAre you Inhoâs friend?â
Ah, it has become clear again.
ââ¦Are there any conditions for speaking clearly?â
Seo-ah Jang unconsciously thought of Jae-heon Lee at the concert hall. Asking strange questions without context was exactly like him now. Of course, Jeong Eun-wooâs voice was rough and hoarse enough to be difficult to understandâ¦.
Anyway, what we could tell was that Jeong Eun-woo, who had become a monster, was as crazy as Lee Jae-heon. Jang Seo-ah decided that way and nodded.
âYes, Iâm Inhoâs friend.â
This was because I felt infinite goodwill toward Jung In-ho when I asked the question, âAre you In-hoâs friend?â
In fact, the problem was that there was a large age difference, but it was clear that he was close to a person named Jung In-ho, so he was not lying.
Jeong Eun-woo smiled at that.
âokay?â
Between the round, curved lips, I could see teeth crowded together with no room for the tongue.
âHeeheeâ¦!â
Jeong Eun-wooâs tongue, which had turned black, was also tattered and dripping with blood, possibly from a wound caused by his teeth. When Jang Seo-ah saw it, she blushed and hid behind Choi Min-hong.
Choi Min-hong spoke confidently, probably because he liked the fact that his younger brother depended on him.
âDonât bother my little brother!â
âsorry? do.â
âIt would be enough if you apologized. âYou canât do that again.â
Choi Min-hongâs words sounded quite arrogant because there was no Lee Jae-heon to correct them one by one, saying, âYou should use respectful language with adults.â At least for Jang Seo-ah.
âWouldnât that be okayâ¦?â
â? why?â
âYou have to be polite to adults.â
âMr. Eunwoo Jeong is not an adult.â
ââ¦?â
âItâs a fish.â
ââ¦Itâs an adult fish.â
When Jang Seo-ah, who had lost the will to correct Choi Min-hongâs words, spoke in his language, Choi Min-hong looked at Jang Seo-ah and Jeong Eun-woo alternately with a very shocked face.
It was as if he could not believe what she said.
âHow can this be an adult?â
Jang Seo-ah thought that this was a very ambiguous statement.
ââ¦There are times when we donât feel like adultsâ¦â
Still, we didnât want to offend the monster that could kill us at any time.
âI donât want to get scolded. Mr. Lee Jae-heon also doesnât like it when he uses informal language with adults.â
âThatâs right.â
This time too, Minhong Choiâs positivity was quick.
âsorry!â
The correction was also quick. In many ways, he was a talented person who gave quick feedback.
Fortunately, neither Jeong Eun-woo, who became a monster, nor Jung Eun-woo, who was human in the first place, would be offended by the fact that young friends used informal languageâ¦. In any case, even Jeong Eun-woo, a monster, did not seem angry at the twoâs remarks.
âare you okay.â
âItâs okay.â
âWhat⦠are you going to find? Inho is not home. Are you here to play? Do you want to play?â
âahâ¦!â
Only then did Minhong Choi, who remembered his original purpose, boldly make a request.
âIâm here to open the treasure chest!â
Seo-Ah Jang was startled by the tone, as if she was saying, âIâm here to rob your house,â and looked at Choi Min-Hong and Jung Eun-Woo in turn, but this time, Jung Eun-Woo didnât show much of a reaction. He simply accommodated the kindergarten studentsâ requests.
Eunwoo Jeong said as he walked towards the treasure chest.
âNow this wayâ¦.â
ââ¦.â
âYou can come here.â
Jang Seo-ah hesitated at the sound of a damp voice.
ââ¦is it okay?â
It was only then that Jang Seo-ah began to worry about our situation.
This was a side world, and the side world was full of monsters. A world where people can die at any time. It is an extremely uncomfortable space where it is difficult to eat or drink water.
In a world like that, we wondered whether we could really trust the monster calling us.
ââ¦Yeahâ¦.â
âLetâs go Seo-ya.â
ââ¦okay.â
But what can you do?
Weâve already come this far.
âYou can open it.â
ââ¦.â
Jang Seo-ah hesitated in front of the box that Jeong Eun-woo pointed out. It was something that could not be helped for a normally timid child, but Choi Min-hong must have found it frustrating and stepped forward to touch the top of the box.
and.
ââ¦ah.â
Slurp.
Minhong Choi lost his mind.
After watching the quietly falling body, Jang Seo-ah slowly raised her head while holding on to the hem of her skirt.
âAhâ¦â
The hand holding the cloth trembled slightly.
ââ¦.â
Jung Eun-woo was smiling like before.
âYou should open it.â
With that being said.
ââ¦.â
âOpen.â
was laughing
* * *
None of the kindergarten students could open the box.
Was that consideration?
* * *
When Jeong In-ho and Seo Jang-hwa arrived, the incident had already happened.
ââ¦! âIsnât that Seo-ah?!â
âThis is crazyâ¦!â
The two quickly entered the âSea Treasure Hallâ. The kindergarteners were slowly sinking down a narrow hallway filled with water, and it seemed like they were unconscious as their bodies were sagging.
Jeong In-ho and Seo Jang-hwa pulled the two out as quickly as possible and came out into the hallway to urgently check the childrenâs condition.
âWhy is this, this, thisâ¦.â â
â¦.â
ââ¦Ah, I canât breathe. âIâm fucking breathing.â
ââ¦Iâm glad.â
âHaaaaaâ¦.â
The children were giggling for a while because their entire bodies were soaked and water had entered their respiratory tract, but neither of them died. Jeong In-ho and Seo Jang-hwa sighed in relief and patted the backs of the children who were still coughing.
And it wasnât until 10 minutes later that they realized the problem.
ââ¦Why donât you wake up?â
The coughing, spitting out water, was so intense that it seemed like they would have opened their eyes even for a moment, but the two kindergarten students showed no signs of regaining consciousness.
I pretended to be a doctor who wasnât there and opened the childrenâs eyelids, but their eyeballs didnât even react slightly.
âI think he probably fainted, but how could he haveâ¦â
âWas there something so dangerous in the Sea Treasure Hall?â
ââ¦Thereâs a treasure chest.â
Seo Jang-hwa frowned at Jeong In-hoâs words.
ââ¦What are you talking about? How did they get in there where the treasure chest is?â
âIn the first place, they were falling from above the water. As if someone had dropped the unconscious Seo-ah and Min-hong into a place of water⦠âThen it means that we succeeded in rising to the surface.â
âSome crazy bastard is drowning unconscious kids. Aside from being a crazy person with a conscience, isnât there anyone who can physically do that? âI guess thereâs no one in the Sea Treasure Hall right now?â
ââ¦.â
âUnless Jeong Eun-woo crawled out of the boxâ¦.â
ââ¦.â
ââ¦.â
Seo Jang-hwa let out a deep sigh.
âFuck.â
After swearing briefly, Seo Jang-hwa stood up.
âIâm going back in for a moment and coming out. âIâm not sure if Jung Eun-woo is real, but⦠Anyway, Iâm watching the kids well.â
âHave a safe trip.â
And Seo Jang-hwa didnât come back until about 10 minutes later.
âNow say hello. âI brought you the Goddess of Justice.â
With Ha Seong-yoon, who was clearly upset.
She had an expression that said, âI donât know why the situation came to this, but I did everything I had to do.â Ha Seong-yoon, whose feet were bright red, perhaps because he came across âFriends by the Streamâ, pretended not to see Seo Jang-hwa retreating naturally and scolded In-ho Jeong.
âHow could you have messed things up like this, Jeong In-ho?â
âHaâ¦â
âAre you sighing just now? What are you saying that you did well?â
Jeong In-ho made a bug-bitten expression.
âYes, welcome.â
Itâs nice to see this doctor too.
(Continued in the next part)