Chapter 438
Theatrical Regression Life
Episode 438:
Peaceful days in reality, where you never know when you might be eaten by the other side of the world. Jaeheon Lee ran various simulations and thought about what would be the most important thing when he finally re-entered the secret world. It was a simple summary of thoughts, nothing special.
First of all, the biggest goal is to escape. And there is only one way to escape from the underworld.
âTo catch the final boss.â
And Jaeheon Lee, who read the novel, knew where the final boss was. The main character of the original work was so focused on avoiding monsters that I donât remember many of them, but I do remember a few places. The place I remember best was the aquarium.
It was tough there in a different way than at Unhak High School.
âThey say there is a mountain beyond the mountain.â
âmountain climbing?â
âIâm not talking about the real mountain.â
He patted the head of Seo-ah, who was playing with a doll with long limbs in his arms, and continued talking.
âWouldnât appreciating a pretty fish be better than hiking, which is tiring both physically and mentally?â
Like an old man, Lee Jae-heon enjoyed hiking, but he did so to get a taste of his power and to watch the employees who were in pain but trying their best to flatter him. If Jaeheon Lee were to go hiking alone, he would never go.
âfish?â
âJang Seo-ah, does your child like fish?â
âEating.â
ââ¦What are you seeing?â
âgood.â
âIâm glad.â
I asked just in case.
âHave you ever been bitten by a fish?â
ââ¦bite?â
âThere isnât one, so thatâs it.â
âbite?â
The face looked like how on earth could a fish bite a person? Lee Jae-heon, who was contemplating what to answer, gently grabbed Jang Seo-ahâs nose and shook it, speaking in a teaching tone.
âAre you asking?â
âAre you asking?â
âThatâs right. And why canât the fish bite? âThey all have mouths and teeth.â
ââ¦Do you have teeth?â
âOur Seo-ah only saw the inside of the prepared fish. âFishes also have teeth.â
âNo, yo.â
âWhat country does âNoyayoâ mean?â
âThere are no teethâ¦.â
âThen letâs say there are none.â
âhuh.â
Anyway, I didnât seem to have any bad memories of underwater creatures.
âThe aquarium has strong characteristics as a place, so you have to be careful where you need to be.â
Jaeheon Lee tries to explore the location of the final boss in advance to prepare for when he re-enters the secret world. Knowing the final boss can save time in finding the key to escape from the other world, but knowing the structure of the aquarium in advance would be helpful for survival in the future.
However, most aquariums create a dark environment so that you can examine the fish in the aquarium more closely. As dangerous creatures are managed, the glass walls and exterior walls of the building are thick, so even if there is lighting, it has a closed atmosphere. If you had bad memories, there was no need to stop by in advance.
Yes, âyou need to stop by in advanceâ.
âHave you been to Jang Seo-ah Childrenâs Aquarium?â
ââ¦yes.â
âWhat was it like then?â
âOkay.â
âOkay, Iâll make a reservation~.â
âIâm making a reservation~.â
So, right now, Jaeheon Lee was preparing for some kind of vaccination.
Last time at Unhak High School, all of the survivors were severely burned due to the foolish judgment of âOh, since it didnât have much of a role in the novel, I guess Iâll just leave it at that.â I had to do some shit in the sinkhole of that damn apartment.
I planned to prepare as much as possible this time, using the previous trip, which was tiring in many ways, as a lesson.
âBesides, I promised not to jump out, so I have to be prepared for anythingâ¦â
The 6-year-old boy and Lee Jae-heon had promised to survive. For Lee Jae-heon, who had been tempted to run away whenever he saw Gak after his memories returned, it was a prickly act on his conscience. I havenât lived such an easy life that my world would collapse if I broke a promise to a child, but wouldnât it be better to keep my promise if possible?
I believe that it is not a bad thing to do what you can in advance, even if the day comes when you break it. Lee Jae-heon wanted to prepare in advance for the hidden world that might prey on us again at any time.
âWhoâs calling?â
âThe Parks.â
ââ¦?â
âDahun oppa.â
âWow, good.â
âWow, thatâs good.â
As I pressed down on my thin fingernails with both hands stretched out, the phone call was immediately connected.
-mister?
âOh, Dahun. âItâs him⦠I thought Iâd like to meet him briefly today.â
-Good. When and where are you coming?
âCan I come pick you up in front of the school?â
âAre you stopping by the house too?
âWould you mind stopping by?â
My eyes met with Jang Seo-ah, whose eyes were wide open.
-yes.
ââ¦Then I guess I should go with Seo-ah.â
âDid you adopt Seo-ah?
âIs there anything you can do to prey on reporters? âWe just live together.â
âPlease tell me if you adopt.
âHuh.â
-Iâll see you after school.
The phone suddenly hung up.
ââ¦You are sincere.â
âBe sincere.â
âright.â
Even though I made a call just as the sun was rising, the call was answered in a voice without a trace of drowsiness. Maybe he stayed up all night. If students gather together in a dormitory, you never know what they might do. Jaeheon Lee put his cell phone down on the table.
Then, he patted the cheeks of the child sitting on his lap.
âOur Seo-ah is also sincere.â
âBe sincere.â
Itâs amazing that a high school senior wakes up early in the morning, but Jang Seo-ah is only 6 years old. Today is Friday. He gets up and eats cookies, saying that he will definitely see Jaeheon Lee go to work. There were crumbs running down my pants, but I ignored them. He seems to be becoming more comfortable with me as the days go by.
âWhen will the teacher come?â
âWell, 9 oâclock?â
âThen play with me.â
âIâll either play with dolls or eat cookies.â
âTheyâre both mine.â
âThat is a reasonable statement.â
âWhat is Jidang?â
ââ¦.â
The question mark monster that every child has. Lee Jae-heon was a person who was trained through a grueling process by three people: a twin sister and a young and old son. He answered, sipping Earl Gray tea.
âIt means something that makes sense and is completely natural.â
âWhat makes sense?â
âIt is a word that expresses a reasonable purpose.â
âWhat is duty? âWhat is the purpose?â
âIt refers to the right path a person should follow and the fundamental purpose or essential meaning of something.â
âWhat is that?â
âSo what is life and what is love?â
âHeheheâ¦.â
âLook at how heâs smiling.â
It is rare for a child to ask questions in succession because they are truly curious. In most cases, children ask adults who are confused by their questions or are curious about the answers they come up with, so they ask questions to keep their interest. It may have been a means to express dissatisfaction, but I think the current Jang Seo-ah just had fun.
As punishment, I gave him a crushing blow.
âYou canât use it if you make fun of adults.â
âI canât use it!â
âThatâs right, I canât use it. âYou canât do that.â
âNo!â
âWhy is our young lady so excited?â¦â
I couldnât keep up with the childrenâs energy. It was even more difficult for a modern man in his 40s who was exhausted and was only a shell of himself, having lost all life. Lee Jae-heon smiled with a liberated face and checked the time on his cell phone screen.
ââ¦.â
I think itâs okay to play around a little more.
ââ¦Iâm thinking of going to the aquarium this weekend. Would that be okay?â
âOkay.â
âAll the other sisters and brothers gathered together. âEat food and watch fish.â
âgood!â
âLetâs see what the aquarium here looks likeâ¦â
âEverything! good!â
âOh, donât run. âIâm not jumping on your lap.â
Holding the doll with both hands wide open, I gently stroked the jumping child to calm him down. Unlike adults, unrefined and raw laughter burst out. Unable to overcome the excitement, I just hugged the child tightly with both arms. The child must have thought it was a joke and just laughed while struggling.
Yes, wouldnât it be good to smile?
âLetâs laugh a lot when we go to the aquarium.â
âgreat!â
âI like it too.â
The other side of the world is a space where many things are twisted and twisted, but it was inevitable that the spaces I liked felt less uncomfortable than the spaces I disliked. If you were going to go to a dungeon anyway, it was best to go there first, check out the structure, and build up good memories to relieve the burden that would come later.
This was his way of being considerate. If I canât completely avoid the pain, I can encourage them to experience the pain in advance and pretend I donât know.
âI hope we can make some happy memories.â
âyes.â
He buried his wide lips on the small, round crown of his head.
ââ¦After work later, uncle, letâs have dinner together and then go see my sisters and brothers.â
âWhen?â
âWeâll be leaving at about 9:30. âIâll tell the teacher too, so donât worry.â
âyes.â
âDo you like Seo-ah?â
The little child answers.
âItâs good, but Iâm anxious.â
âWhy?â
âItâs because I didnât get caught. âIâm annoyed.â
âOh my.â
He sounds annoyed.
I laughed with my face buried. Doesnât this little guy, so small that I canât even hold him in my arms, say such funny things? Lee Jae-heon was not a very mature person to pretend not to notice the laughter that was bursting out.
âItâs a pity.â
I just did my best and still had no intention of getting caught.
Itâs been like that all my life.
* * *
The Park siblings who were waiting for Lee Jae-heon after Yaja ended were in trouble.
âAre you sure this is them?â
âThatâs right, curly hair. The face is clearâ¦â
âAh, is that right? If Iâm wrong, itâs the dog side.â
âAre you like this because you donât know someone? âYou smell like shit, shut your mouth.â
âWhat smell? âIs this guy with low grades?â
âYeah, itâs still level 1, right?â
âLetâs fucking fight.â
âItâs been a while since we connected.â
âDamn it.â
This is because two students with unfamiliar faces were blocking the brother and sisterâs path and engaging in an inappropriate skit.
ââ¦.â
ââ¦.â
After exchanging glances, Park Da-young and Park Da-hoon were confident.
âIs this your uncleâs nephew?â
âItâs a face shape Iâve seen a lot of times.â
âYouâre right.â
Seong Ji-ho, who had been contemplating his career path instead of doing the study he was supposed to do during his free time, headed towards the teacherâs office with a cheerful expression on his face, and Kim Hee-chan and Maeng Na-eun, who sensed the happy debauchery on his face, followed him.
And I felt sorry for keeping Lee Jae-heon waiting, so the Park siblings, who had come out first, were called by the two students in front of me.
The person who was called was like a back alley girl, and the clothes she wore were baggy. The school uniforms seem to be custom-made, and the outer clothes they wear have a strong smell of money. Unlike male students who simply wore clothes, female students decorated themselves with earrings, headbands, and makeup.
âItâs not common for someone to show off their booty so openly.â
It seemed excessive, but I wondered where I had seen that strangely harmonious figure, and it turned out to be Lee Jae-heon. The sophisticated ability to dress without looking out of place while showing off a lot of money. Since I have no children, I was wondering who I would pass it on to, but it seems that I passed it on to my nieces and nephews. Dayoung Park smiled warmly inwardly.
âIt looks like those bastards grew up without receiving affectionâ¦â
âWe are experts in this area.â
I guess they werenât very affectionate even though they were from a wealthy family. The young ladies who act like clumsy idiots look really cute. They only know how to grab hair and punch, but do they even know how to see blood?
Among those who had been arguing for a while, the female student was the first to speak.
âKeukheuhmâ¦! Anyway, you are Park Da-young and Park Da-hoon, right?â
âThatâs right, but who are you?â
âThese are nephews who came to get rid of the mosquitoes that were begging for my uncle. What should I do?â
âWow.â
Park Da-youngâs innocent eyes twinkled.
âSo are you rich too? awesome!â
âHuh? âItâs true that he is rich⦠Donât stop talking, Mr. Ait!â
âWhat do you use for makeup? âLook at the glow on your face.â
âPade? Oh, Ginjebury Skin Tint Pink Beige No. 1⦠I told you not to stop talking?!â
âWow, thatâs really expensive. Are you really rich? Wow, youâre my sister.â
âI am a senior in high school⦠no, it is natural that I am rich⦠everything is naturalâ¦! noâ¦!â
In response to the unexpected reaction, the male student stepped forward, holding the broken female student back.
âYou donât have to react when someone says youâre an asshole. Damn girls, donât freak out about shitty cosmeticsâ¦â
âFucking girlsâ¦? Damn cosmetics?! âIs this real thing youâre talking about?!â
âWhy the hell are you talking about this? I was just trying to help you?!â
âThen you should just attack that side, why me?! Are you attacking me, you idiot? âYou watch all these fucking porn videos and youâre so full of nonsense that your brain is rotten!!â
âAhh! evil! evilâ¦! Stop hitting me!! Argh! âSurface!!â
Park Da-young and Park Da-hoon high-fived each other, looking indifferently at the team that had internal divisions. After a while, the male student came back after sorting out the internal issue. Try raising your voice.
âWhen you say something nice, take your hands off my uncle? uh?! My uncle may be a hot guy, but heâs not an easy person to the point where beggars like you take his money. It seems like youâre crazy because youâre going so crazy, but did you think something would happen if you stuck to me like a bed bug? âAll sorts of things.â
This time, Park Da-hoon stepped up to face the arrogant male student.
âI think there was a misunderstanding, but weâ¦.â
âThe misunderstanding
is a complete misunderstanding.â âWe are believers of the Reconstitution Church.â
ââ¦?â
âWe worship a god named Lee Jae-heon.â
Just then, Park Da-young called Seong Ji-ho, who was trudging out of school, and when he approached with a puzzled look on his face, Park Da-hoon stopped him next to me.
âWhat, who are these people?â
Park Da-hoon asked confidently.
âJiho, what are we?â
â? âI am a member of the Reconstitution Church.â
âDid you hear?â
Seong Ji-ho, who was fascinated by Lee Jae-heonâs financial power, always said, âGuys, you know what we are? He trembled, saying, âIâm a member of the Jaeheonggyo Church!â Seong Ji-ho, who was oblivious to the two students he had never met before, was busy talking nonsense.
âAh, if you want to receive the gold flakes that fall out, you have to kneel and crawl to worship them. Everything that came from Saint Jaeheon Lee was holy water and baptism. I love you, teacher. Something like that⦠try more?â
âAs expected, you are a great friend. âThank you for your hard work. Go over there and wait.â
âuh? âNo, so why did you call meâ¦â
The two shocked students followed behind Seong Ji-ho, who was grumbling but obediently backing away. Park Da-young smiled and nodded with confidence, with the face of someone who had witnessed an unbelievable being with her own eyes.
âThe leader will take good care of us.â
ââ¦are you crazyâ¦?â
âYes, itâs crazy. To Jaeheon Lee.â
ââ¦.â
âWow, itâs cheap! If you come now, joining Jaeheongyo will cost just 0 won?!â
ââ¦.â
âYou can join now!â
A familiar figure appeared among the silent students.
âWhat kind of commotion is this from far away?â
ââ¦uncle.â
âuh?â
Jaeheon Lee, who had just arrived in his car, had two nephews clinging to his arms.
âRun away quickly, uncle. âThose bastards are out of their mindsâ¦!â
âUncle like Hogu will be taken to a remote place and treated as a totem of immortality!â
âI saw this on an overseas topic. A pseudo-religion that creates a living god!â
âMy uncle canât give it to you, you devils! âGet the hell away from me!â
Two nephews, barking like chihuahuas and blocking my path as if to protect me. Jaeheon Lee quietly looked back at the Park siblings, and the siblings smiled warmly and raised their thumbs.
âYour nephews are quick to notice.â
âHow did you know it was treated as a totem?â
âAaaahhhâ¦! Itâs steamy! Thatâs serious! Run away, uncle!â
âThey seem really crazyâ¦!!â
Lee Jae-heon muttered in an untimely mess.
âSo what is this situation?â
Could someone please explain?
(Continued in the next part)