Chapter 648: Extra 061 - The ongoing wedding of Yin Qin's comedy (First update)

“Please, marry me!” pleaded Yin Qin outside the door, his face full of affection.

Song Zhizhi felt that something was amiss as she listened.

She turned to Xiaolang and asked, “Little tiger and his sister…”

Luo Xiaolang’s face turned red.

“You’re pregnant again?” Song Zhizhi asked.

“Eh…” Luo Xiaolang nodded, muttering, “I don’t know how, but I’m pregnant again.”

“…” Song Zhizhi felt it was a bit of an overkill.

She also desired a second child.

She wanted a daughter.

But for some reason, she fell into that vicious cycle with Ji Baijian, where no matter how hard they tried, they couldn’t conceive.

She really didn’t know if the Ye Family heir’s inability to bear offspring was a curse.

If it wasn’t a curse, how come Ji Baijian, even after changing bodies, still couldn’t conceive?

“Song Zhizhi! Open the door!” shouted the voice outside, not hearing any movement from Zhizhi.

Song Zhizhi was speechless.

To Xiaolang, she said, “I’m opening the door, okay?”

“Mmm.” Luo Xiaolang nodded.

Song Zhizhi opened the door.

As soon as it opened, Yin Qin rushed in like a mad bull, afraid he wouldn’t get a wife. His pace was quick, but it was swiftly blocked by another figure. He couldn’t stop in time and crashed into the robust figure, bouncing back in a comical manner.

Everyone present was startled by this unexpected event.

Song Zhizhi was also startled.

She looked at the impressive figure that had suddenly appeared, his beard white but still full of vitality, dressed in a white robe, looking like a sage, no matter how you looked at him.

At a moment when everyone was shocked, Luo Xiaolang excitedly ran over, “Master.”

Master…

This was Luo Xiaolang’s mentor from Wulin Temple?!

All the eyes turned towards the monk who had achieved enlightenment.

Master glanced at Luo Xiaolang.

Luo Xiaolang’s eyes reddened, “Why are you here, Master?”

“I am here to see you, and…” the master’s eyes turned towards Yin Qin.

Yin Qin had an overwhelming feeling of being cut to pieces.

He stood upright, trying to appear confident.

“Who is Yin Qin?” Master asked.

“I am,” Yin Qin raised his hand like a schoolboy caught in trouble.

“So, you’re the one who deceived our Xiaolang away?”

“No no no – not deceive, it’s love,” Yin Qin said pleasingly with a grin.

“Is it?” Master stared at Yin Qin.

“Yes, yes, yes, it is,” Yin Qin nodded eagerly, like a pecking chicken.

For some reason, facing Luo Xiaolang’s master, he felt extremely guilty.

He stiffened up again.

He said, “Please tell me, how do you love?”

“…” Yin Qin stared at Luo Xiaolang’s master.

His simple wedding was filled with hurdles.

“Master, what should I say? These are private matters between couples. Master, you might blush if I reveal them… Ah…” Yin Qin held his head.

Luo Xiaolang’s punch was definitely not light.

Yin Qin felt aggrieved.

What he said was true.

Master remained calm while Yin Qin rambled, “Since you can’t say it, show me.”

“How do I show it?” Asked Yin Qin, rubbing his head pitifully.

“Junior,” Master suddenly spoke.

From the crowd, a man emerged.

Yin Qin turned his head.

The moment he turned, he looked ecstatic, “Second Brother!”

Second Brother looked at Yin Qin, bowed in monk’s courtesy, and then stood next to their master.

“Second Brother, you’re here too,” Luo Xiaolang greeted him warmly.

Yin Qin’s face was full of jealousy.

Luo Xiaolang and Second Brother had such a good relationship; it made him unhappy.

But right now, he dared not to show it at all.

“I heard from Junior that last time you threw away all the wild fruits I sent to Xiaolang?” Master raised an eyebrow, an imposing aura exuding from him.

“That that that…” Yin Qin stuttered and could not get a word out.

In fact, he was remorseful after throwing them away.

He had hurt Xiaolang a lot in the past, and now, he was regretting it incredibly.

“Junior, bring out the fruits,” Master commanded.

Second Brother promptly placed a sack of fruits in front of Yin Qin.

“Here, eat them all,” Master ordered.

Yin Qin’s eyeballs nearly fell out.

Song Zhizhi nearly died laughing on the side.

Among all the ways to harass the groom in this wedding, none could compare to Master’s command to “Eat them all.”

“Not eating?” Master raised an eyebrow.

“No no, can I share them?” Yin Qin asked.

There seemed to be 30 or 40 of them, about the size of an apple. He was afraid he would get sick if he ate too many.

“Eat them alone,” Master gave an affirmative answer.

“…” Yin Qin swallowed hard.

Looking at the ugly wild fruits, he picked one up, and just as he was about to bite into it asked, “Can I wash them first?”

“No,” Master’s face darkened.

Frightened, Yin Qin immediately took several bites.

Eating in such a hurry, he almost choked.

The other without a bit of sympathy, but rather, laughter echoed around the room.

Yin Qin continued eating, taking large bites after large bites.

Initially, he wore an expression of disdain, but after a few bites, he found them tasty.

He even seemed to enjoy them.

But as he continued eating, he felt he was about to burst.

He couldn’t possibly finish them all.

Tears streaming down his face, he said , “Master, can I share with my friends…”

“Eat alone!” Master was stern.

Yin Qin, resembling a distressed housewife, resumed eating.

His belly seemed like it was going to explode.

If he continued to eat, he was fearful he would throw up.

But there was no sign of Luo Xiaolang’s Master showing mercy.

It was not known how long it had been.

There were still half of the wild fruits left.

Yin Qin’s phone rang.

A friend who had accompanied Yin Qin to the wedding picked up the call, ” Auntie.”

“Why hasn’t he come back yet?” Qin Keqin was a bit worried.

She was afraid that something unexpected had happened at the wedding.

She couldn’t trust her son completely.

“That aunt…she might not be back anytime soon…”

“What death-wishing thing has that damn Yin Qin done again?!” sounded Qin Keqin’s cry on the phone, heard by everyone present.

Yin Qin was speechless.

After all, he was the chairman of the Milky Way Corporation.

Today, he was also the groom!

Didn’t he care about his reputation anymore?

“No, aunt, my sister-in-law’s master is here. The Master has asked Yin Qin to eat some fruit, and once he finishes it, he can take sister-in-law away,” a friend rushed to explain.

“Master?” Qin Keqin looked confused. Then, after thinking for a bit, she suddenly looked relieved, “Well, let him eat. Eat well until the Master is satisfied.”

“…” Yi Qin was desperate inside.

Keqin was clearly not his real mother.

He hung up the phone.

Yin Qin continued to eat.

He managed to finish a bag of wild fruits, with not a single one left, making him feel like throwing up before the Master gave a slight nod.

Yin Qin burped, almost throwing up at that moment.

“If you vomit, there’s another bag,” the Master said.

Yin Qin quickly covered his mouth, not even daring to fart.

He feared he would have to swallow it if he did indeed fart.

Everyone standing by almost died of laughter.

Somehow managing to steady his emotions after a while, Yin Qin finally dared to speak up, “Master, I finished the fruits. So, can I…”

“Can what?!” The Master’s faced turned somber.

Yin Qin froze in fear.

“Xiaolang.” The Master suddenly turned around, completely ignoring Yin Qin.

Luo Xiaolang immediately helped the old master to sit on the sofa.

As soon as he sat down, the Master complained, “This chair is too soft for practicing.”

Luo Xiaolang quickly nodded, gently asking, “Master, would you like some tea?”

“Mm.” The Master nodded.

Luo Xiaolang ran straight to the kitchen.

Yin Qin watched Luo Xiaolang’s quick steps disappear into the kitchen.

He silently prayed in his heart.

Praying that his dear daughter was safe in there.

Luo Xiaolang made some tea for the Master.

After taking a sip, the Master said, “It’s too strong.”

“I’ll brew a new one.”

“No need, it’s good enough.”

“Ok.” Luo Xiaolang was incredibly obedient.

She seemed like a completely different person in front of the Master.

Everyone stood in Luo Xiaolang’s living room, watching the two master and apprentice reunite.

Yin Qin’s friends behind him couldn’t help but suggest, “Bro, time is ticking…”

Yin Qin glanced at the clock on the wall.

He arrived at half past six, and now it was already 11.

Looking at the Master and Luo Xiaolang, who seemed to have completely forgotten what the day was, Yin Qin himself grew anxious.

“Bro, you need to hurry…” his friends urged from behind.

I sure want to.

But the thought of facing Luo Xiaolang’s master made him extremely nervous.

Half an hour of standoff passed.

Yin Qin couldn’t wait any longer.

He walked over to Luo Xiaolang’s side.

The Master frowned, seemingly not welcoming him.

Yin Qin didn’t care anymore.

Suddenly, he knelt down heavily on the ground.

The sound startled everyone around.

His kneecap must have split!

Yin Qin was also grimacing in pain.

Damn.

He got too carried away just now.

Endured the pain, he suddenly fell onto the Master’s leg.

Bewildered, the Master was taken aback by Yin Qin’s sudden act.

Next second, they heard Yin Qin suddenly bursting into tears, “Master, I can’t live without Luo Xiaolang! Without her, I would die! Please let her marry me, I beg you! Whatever task you give me, I’ll do it. Even if it involves eating shit…”

“…,” In Yin Qin’s world, there was no sense of right and wrong.

The Master looked disturbed by Yin Qin’s crying.n/ô/vel/b//in dot c//om

“Master, being compassionate is the way of the Buddhist monks. You can’t take a life; even Buddha would get angry if you did. And you can’t reincarnate someone…”

“Ahem,” Yin Qin’s friend at the side reminded him.

The Master looked clearly annoyed.

Yin Qin immediately responded, “I mean, Master, you wouldn’t just stand by and let me die from lovesickness, right?”

Looking up at the Master’s eyes, his expression was filled with hope as if a cluster of stars were twinkling in the night sky.

Everyone thought Yin Qin was overdoing the drama.

No one would believe his exaggerated performance.

But.

But.

The Master actually agreed.

He said, “If I ever come to know that you are treating Xiaolang even slightly unkind, beware I might break your legs.”

Yin Qin gawked at the Master.

The others, too, were too shocked to react.

So, the Master was into this stuff.

“Are you not taking Xiaolang away?” The Master furrowed his brows.

“No, no, no!” Yin Qin rapidly got up and faced Luo Xiaolang.

Today, Luo Xiaolang was wearing a pristine white wedding dress, with a radiant crown on her head. Underneath the delicate makeup was a pretty face that looked beautiful from every angle. Somehow, Luo Xiaolang had transformed herself into someone who could attract both men and women. Seeing her become so beautiful, Yin Qin felt a twinge of bitter sweetness.

He said, “Xiaolang, when did you become so pretty?”

Luo Xiaolang was speechless.

Everyone there was infamously frustrated with Yin Qin as well.

At this moment, he should have said, “Xiaolang, I love you,” or, “Xiaolang, please marry me,” or even, “Xiaolang, I will take care of you for the rest of our lives.”; or perhaps, “Xiaolang, you’re so beautiful,” and not, “When did you become so pretty?”

Alright.

“When did you become so pretty?” could also be considered a compliment to the bride.

But the next sentence…

“Did you change yourself so much… because of me?” Yin Qin said tenderly.

Everyone rolled their eyes.

Could he stop being shameless at this moment?

Be careful the bride turns her face!

“If I hadn’t kept rejecting you in the past, you wouldn’t have to change yourself. Xiaolang, I am sorry. I swear I won’t look down on you again in the future, I swear I won’t despise you anymore!” Yin Qin said sincerely.

He was genuinely regretful now.

He even missed the old Xiaolang.

He could barely imagine how much pain he must have inflicted upon her to make Xiaolang become such an outstanding woman.