Chapter 998 - Reality (8)

Bai Weiwei’s expression grew even more natural. “No, I really do like you. From the moment I saw you...”

Ye Yuxuan softly pressed a long and slender finger to her lips.

He looked at her with calm certainty.

Those thin lips parted slightly. “Wrong. When you lie, your lashes flutter.”

Bai Weiwei: ...whose eyelashes don’t shake? Even plastic people’s1 eyelashes will flutter. How could eyelashes give her away?

Ye Yuxuen narrowed his eyes, unexpectedly gaining a few hints of chilling solemnity.

“What is your purpose?”

Bai Weiwei couldn’t help stiffly curling her fingers. It was a nervous little gesture, but it kept her composed.

It was such a small movement.

Yet Ye Yuxuan easily caught on to her fingers. “Look, you’re nervous.”

Bai Weiwei: “...”

This was a high-level player.

He could capture such subtle movements.

It was practically a computer scan ba.

Bai Weiwei absolutely would not admit it, even if she were beaten to death.

“It’s beyond a doubt that I like you.”

Ye Yuxuan: “Wrong. Liking someone isn’t like this.”

Bai Weiwei disdainfully looked over this man, a complete rookie, an old virgin, a thousand-year-old single dog who had never even picked up a woman.

What qualifications did he have to talk to her about what liking someone was.

“Then what do you think liking someone is like?”

Ye Yuxuan seriously considered it, then said, “You should write a love letter, or stick a confession letter as a bookmark in a book I have a habit of reading. Then look at me with a shy, blushing face and say to me, ‘let’s go to the movies ba.’”

Bai Weiwei: :...”

Ye Yuxuan: “When we’re watching the movie, you’ll take the chance to grab my hand, and both of our heartbeats will speed up at the same time.”n/o/vel/b//in dot c//om

Bai Weiwei: “...”

Ye Yuxuan: “After the date, you’ll confess, and then we’ll kiss.”

Bai Weiwei was expressionless. No, she was soulless.

Ye Yuxuan solemnly nodded. “Liking isn’t just saying it. You have to use your actions. This is the procedure for liking someone.”

Bai Weiwei: So it turned out that Ye Yuxuan was pure and innocent.

She nearly got into bed and tumbled.

This man actually thought that watching a movie was considered liking someone.

Bai Weiwei looked at him pityingly. This was simply being destined for singledom, the king of single dogs.

“Uh, I’ll write you a love letter, then let’s go to the movies ba.”

Ye Yuxuan thought for a moment before reservedly nodding his head. “Is this you going on a date with me?”

Bai Weiwei: He’s ill ah, he’s schizophrenic ah. Last time she came back, weren’t they engaged? Wasn’t he very mature at that time?

How childish he became. It didn’t match up to his previous character.

She wasn’t schizophrenic.

But Ye Yuxuan’s schizophrenia was very intense.

A faint uncertainty flashed through her heart.

Bai Weiwei covered up her doubts and gave a grin.

“Yeah, a date with you. After all, I need to show my affection through actions.”

Ye Yuxuan let out a faint sigh, his expression finally softening.

“I clearly know you’re lying, but I still can’t help but agree to your invitation.”

Bai Weiwei: “...”

Where did she slip up2?

But the system knew that Ye Yuxuan himself represented absolute logic and calmness.

So as long as Bai Weiwei lied, he would be able to perceive it.

This sort of terrifying observation skill was not something an ordinary person had.

It took a glance at Bai Weiwei, then back at the steadily rising health value.

No matter how logical he was–

–he still couldn’t escape from the fate of loving her.

Bai Weiwei honestly had no escape from Ye Yuxuan’s radar-scan observation power.

She saw he wanted to try again to analyze the tens of reasons why she lied.

So she quickly blocked his mouth with a kiss.

Ye Yuxuan was stunned.

Bai Weiwei moved away, and he parted his lips.

Bai Weiwei pouted again and plopped another smooch.

His body froze. Her kiss was both heavy and quick, both sweet and cute.

Bai Weiwei saw his dazed appearance and quickly planted another smooch.

The calculations in Ye Yuxuan’s brain, his logical analysis–

–even began to speculate whether the her in his dreams deceiving the him in his dreams was infinitely closer to the truth.

And being kissed by her was nothing more than a kiss.

If she was deceiving him, he was willing to be deceived.

1: 塑料人: I’m assuming this is in reference to people who do plastic surgery??↩

2: 露馅: to spill the beans; to let the cat out of the bag.↩