Chapter 28.2
Every Vicious Woman Needs a Loyal Man
After flipping through the second album for a while, Lou Yao Yao suddenly got up and turned on the TV. She found a video disc in the cabinet and put it into the DVD player.
Soon, words appeared on the TV.
Director cum producer cum maker: Ruan Sinan.
Actors: Qin Zhi, Lou Yao Yao.
Dubbing: A group of SBs.
Title: The poor Qin Zhiâs one hundred times of proposal.
Seeing this, Lou Yao Yao once again cursed Ruan Si Nan, this idiot!
âBecause of a certain womanâs unreasonable request, our poor Qin Zhi needs to propose to a certain woman for a hundred times. Now, the first marriage proposal begins.â
After the subtitles were frozen in frame for ten seconds, the screen lit up. In the video, Qin Zhi stood on the bungee platform, and the whistling wind blew his hair into a mess. He looked down and looked a little hesitant. Soon, someone handed him a bunch of roses and said, âBro, donât be afraid, just close your eyes, grit your teeth, and thatâs all to it, go!â
âWhose idea was this?â Qin Zhi took the bunch of flowers, gritted his teeth and looked at the camera.
âDongdong!â
âHey, donât put the blame on me, okay? Itâs obviously her idea, what does it have to do with me!â
âWhatâre you hesitating for, if youâre a man, just jump.â The camera swayed, and Qin Zhi seemed to have been kicked by someone, and reluctantly fell from the platform.
Qin Zhi, which was tied to the rubber band, dropped down and was pulled up again. This was repeated, as he held the bunch of flowers in his hand. In this way of up-and-down, the rose petals fell one by one. After bouncing for a few times, Qin Zhi seemed to have adapted, as he shouted whilst suspended in the air: âLou Yao Yao, please marry me!â@@novelbin@@
Shouting it over and over again, it sounded somewhat like a ghost crying or a wolf howling and was a very sad and shrilling sound. Qin Zhiâs image was all ruined!
Laying on the bungee platform and looking down, he patted his chest: âOh my, his shouting sounds so miserable. What proposal is this, so extreme. Only Qin Zhi can stand Lou Yao Yao. If my future wife also wanted such a proposal, then Iâm not marrying!â
âYou are finished, it is still recording, wait for Yao Yao to see, letâs see how you die!â
âOh shit! Nan Gua {Pumpkin}, Quickly turn it off!â
âDream on, whatâre you doing, go away! Quickly pull him away!â The camera was swaying again, and Dongdong who was putting up a last-ditch struggle and shouting, was sandwiched and dragged away by the arm.
Qin Zhi was still sounding like a crying ghost or howling wolf, while the girl standing below laughed like a flower.
The first proposal was over and the screen blackened. Then, a line of subtitles appeared.
âDevoting my deepest sympathy to Qin Zhi, and at the same time, admiring Qin Zhiâs self-dedication spirit! Next up is the second marriage proposal!â
Lou Yao Yao, in her heart, once again cursed Ruan Sinan.
The screen lit up again, this time it was below Lou Yao Yaoâs house. It was night, but the lights were very bright. Qin Zhi was wearing a somewhat tight high school uniform, holding a guitar standing below Lou Yao Yaoâs room balcony, strumming the guitar to test the sound. At this time, dongdong and the others walked over as one of them was dragging a hose, Qin Zhi looked at them with a helpless expression: âWhat is this for?â
âTo add some atmosphere!â
Then, Dongdong and the others turned on the faucet together and squirted masses of water onto Qin Zhi. In an instant, Qin Zhi was like a drowned rat, and his whole body was soaked. He finally couldnât help but rebuke: âYou bunch of rascals!â
âHa ha!â Dongdong and the others laughed heartily.
Soon the camera was directed at Lou Yao Yaoâs room, and it turned out that the female lead had already come out.
Lou Yao Yao leaned over with both hands on the balcony railing and looked down. Qin Zhi began to play the guitar and sing. Whether it was his guitar sounds or his singing, it was both off-key and out of tune. He was really not good at singing. Dongdong and others held up the hose to simulate a heavy rain, in an attempt to make Qin Xiao look a bit more forlorn.
He was singing Outside the Window[1], my dream girl, I have quietly loved you for many years, but silently walked away again and again, I am leaving tomorrow, if one day I can come back, then I will come to your window again to pour out my love towards you.
Singing to the end, he, standing outside the window, looked up and asked: âMy dream girl, would you be willing to marry me?â
She âin the windowâ, cried and said, âI am willing.â
One hundred different marriage proposals, there was one in the water tank of the sea aquarium, there was a simple presenting of flowers and kneeling down, and there were many simulations of various movie and television proposals. Although it had been a while, Lou Yao Yao remembered them clearly.
The video of a hundred marriage proposals was very long and you would have to watch it the whole day. After Lou Yao Yao picked out the ones that she liked and watched them, she then skipped to the behind-the-scenes.
âThe following is our first reactions when we heard about the two of you getting married.â
The screen showed a group of young people staring at each other. Finally, Dongdong started first: âOkay, let me talk about it first. When I heard you two wanted to get married, I was really surprised, but my first reaction was actually, was Yao Yao at the age to get the certificate?â
âThatâs what I thought too, I always thought that Yao Yao was not of age yet. At that time, my first impression was: Qin Zhi was too much of a beast!â
âQin Zhi Qin Shou {beast}!â
âNo doubt!â
âHey! You bunch of SB, this is in the video!â
âDamn! Re-record, re-record!â
Wei Sinan was indifferent and said: âNo problem, after recording, itâs just a matter of cutting out this part. itâs the same if we just continue now.â
âIs that true?â
âI canât trust Nan Gua {pumpkin}âs character!â
âYeah, canât trust +1.â
Ruan Sinan raised his eyebrow and said, âYou guys are off-topic!â
Finally, Dongdong walked to the front of the camera, then the screen was black, and when it was lit up again, everyone was sitting well-behaved, and one by one spoke about their thought of when they heard the two were getting married. Without exception, they were all surprised to death, and even half of them thought that Lou Yao Yao and Qin Zhi were pranking them.
In the end, everyone made eyes at the camera and said a wretched sentence to end the video, âYao Yao, when youâre bullying Qin Zhi, go lighter on him.â