Chapter 451
I Obtained a Mythic Item
Abduction 11. Jormungandâs Humor
A few days ago, Jaehyun visited a monster for Hela, who had recently suddenly become low pressure.
None other than Jormungandr. He was the one who made all the races of the nine worlds stretch out with his wicked tongue (?).
In the world, it is said that his humor collection has recently started to be published.
There are many stories that once you fall for that shocking father-in-law gag, you canât come back.
It is the tongue of this evil snake that heats up the leading Internet galleries in Korea and other countries every time.
ââ¦The moment I set foot in the gallery, the message saying that I had crossed an irreversible river was already displayed at the top of the bulletin board.â
It couldnât have been more shocking.
Laughing at that guyâs gag doesnât stop at Hellaâs line!
Even worldwide?
ââ¦â¦Iâm so dumbfounded.â
Jaehyun shook his head at the taste of people he knew and didnât know, but he had no choice but to go find him.
Anyway, isnât his gag effective for Hella?
Jaehyun had to borrow at least a catâs hand, so there was no other option.
As expected, when he arrived near the sea where Jormungand lived, he stood upright.
Jormungandr gazed triumphantly at Jaehyunâs eyes and rolled his tongue.
âHahaâ¦! Adversary⦠You want to learn a gag from me?! Ha ha ha ha ha! The day has come when you finally understand my gag. This is it. I knew that my comedy book was recently published in Midgard and is gaining a lot of popularity, but even youâ¦â¦.â â
I got it. Shut up for now, though?â
âKuhmm⦠thatâs right.â
At Jaehyunâs appeal, Jormungandr waited for a moment until he prepared his mind.
Couldnât he get away with his gag anyway?
In the end, I could tell just by looking at it.
Finally, his gag is starting to be recognized by everyone!
âRecently, Hella is a bit low pressure. Throw in some fresh gags that she hasnât heard, if you can.â
The habit of talking during Henirâs days came out naturally.
Jaehyun was acquainted with him, so they naturally had a light conversation.
Jormungandr also said it was more comfortable this way, so he decided not to respect it.
âHmm⦠thatâs difficult. Itâs quite difficultâ¦â¦. Hella always visits this place when sheâs depressed to listen to my gags.â
Jormungandd pondered for a while at Jaehyunâs question, then said.
Jaehyun asked as if he was dumbfounded.
âYou traveled all the way here to hear that gag?â
âyou. Didnât you come here because you needed my gag?â
When Jormungandh clicked his tongue, Jaehyun became a mute who just drank honey.
It was an unavoidable situation.
Hella, who sacrificed a lot for herself in the first place.
Didnât you come to learn a gag for her?
Then itâs best to try as hard as possible.â
okay. have already decided Canât you help it?â
Jaehyun sighed and cleared his throat.
âsorry. Jormungand. So, how did you prepare for the gag?â
âThere are still a few gags left that havenât been exhausted. But I canât give it up easily. Undisclosed gags have copyrights, so you canât easily tell others about them.â
ââ¦â¦What can I do?â
Jaehyun clenched his fists with his hands behind his back.
He watched Jormungandrâs vertical pupil, barely holding back the swearing that leaked out of his teeth.
I thought I could stab him right now, but I held back.
âItâs not too late to lose one anyway after taking the gag from him.â
Jaehyun had a plan for everything.
However, having experienced more than 10,000 years until Henirâs time, Jormungand was one of those who knew reproduction very well.
âFirst of all, listening to gags and not beating is the first clause.â
Salad.
Anger welled up in Jaehyunâs eyes.
However, that wicked snake only laughed aloof.
That too, while wagging his tongue.
* * *
âYes? Why is that all of a suddenâ¦â¦â
[You should live a little more comfortably now. Hella, it means that now you have to find and live your life, not my alter ego.]
âButâ¦â
Hell.
Hela couldnât help but be embarrassed by the story of Hel, the ruler of hell and her own master.
Because what she said was so shocking.
-Hell, now you are not my alter ego.
-yes?
â Now you can set your own goals in life and live. There is no need to sacrifice yourself according to a set goal. Jaehyun⦠Thanks to him, everything is now back to its place.
-Even if you suddenly say thatâ¦
Hel said to himself.
Now itâs up to you to decide how to live your life from now on.
Itâs not something I hadnât thought of before.
He has completed all of his assigned tasks.
Thanks to this, he thought he would be absorbed again by his master, Hel, whose mission had now ended.
But Hell didnât want that.
âThere is a point in Helâs words. Iâm no longer her alter ego and I have to live the way I want to.â
However, what that meant wasnât quite clear to Hel.
Thanks to her, her struggles have been deepening lately.
[Anyway, my doctor said, you can do as you please. Now, donât look at me too much and just do what you want and do what you want. Nothing to worry about.]
After saying that, Hel waved his hands and left the seat.
It is a story that can not be deepened in many ways.
How was Hella born and how has she lived her life?
reappearance.
In other words, it existed for the opponent of the prophecy to be born 10,000 years later.
For this, he continued to sacrifice himself.
But now come and find my life.
There was no way she could easily accept this.
A being who sacrificed his whole life for someone suddenly finds his life?
This is because it gave the feeling of wandering rather than happiness.
It was Lee Seon-hwa, the mother of the antagonist, who added the burden to this.
She said, playing with her catâs tail.
âHmm, I really like Hella as our daughter-in-law⦠I like her fur and her tail. Besides, you are so cute.â
âYes? No, donât make fun of meâ¦â¦.â
âItâs cute, but itâs also cute that you donât know that you are cute.â
Even the pronunciation leaked without my knowledge, but Lee Seon-hwa had a My Way temperament like Jae-hyun.
Also, the hat was similar. She was, in many ways, inquisitive towards both of them.
After that, Hella was confused about her feelings for a long time.
Where does this tickling feeling in the heart come from?
Not much is really known at this point.
But one thing is for sure, it is not a volatilized emotion to be taken lightly.
It was that her feelings for Jaehyun were deeper than she herself thought.
I donât know about Jaehyun himselfâ¦
Anyway, after that, Jaehyun wrote 72 of Jormungandâs gags for Hella without knowing why.
Hella glanced at Jaehyun several times to clear her mind and reflect on it.
It was to be considerate of each other and sort out the feelings they had and the current situation they were in.
Staring at him every day (?), she tried to sort out her own feelings for him.
She knew that the answer was not easy, but she did her best.
â¦â¦But unfortunately, the result is now.
What was waiting for her and Jaehyun, who returned from digging up Baekcheol, were the gazes of the girls who adored him.
After returning home, Jaehyun had to listen to Hellaâs bomb declaration.
âI like Jaehyun.ân/o/vel/b//in dot c//om
âoh!â
Lee Seon-hwa was sincerely happy.
Deep down, she had a crush on Hella as her daughter-in-law.
Of course, Jaehyunâs expression couldnât be that bright.
ââ¦â¦So, who will our son bring as his daughter-in-law? Also Hella? Or is it Yoojung? Or is it a cool beauty beauty? Which one?â
In response to Lee Seon-hwaâs question as he looked back, Jae-hyeon held on to his throbbing hair and pursed his lips several times before finally spitting out the words.
Now he knew that there was no point in measuring anymore.
So⦠itâs finally time to make up your mind.
After Hella was gone, Jaehyun quietly answered her story as the two were facing each other.
âNow I have made up my mind. Of course, I donât know what the future holds, but at least Iâm sure for now.â
Saying that, Jaehyun looked into his motherâs eyes.
Now he thought he would not waver any longer.
The two pupils of Jaehyun, who had already made up their minds, were spleen like when they were fighting.
Lee Seon-hwa couldnât help but admire her sonâs strong appearance.
* * *
âYou have something to say?â
The next day, when Hella asked again, Jaehyun looked at him while mumbling for some reason.
He looked around as calmly as possible.
An anxious face in case anyone would listen. It was as if she was about to say something dangerous.
Jaehyun barely catches his breath.
âThatâs⦠soâ¦â
âIf you have something to say, please make it clear.â
For some reason, Hella spoke in a slightly harsher tone than usual.
The reason was simple. Itâs because I recently heard advice from other women, including Yoo Sung-eun.
The reason for this was that in order to catch the hesitant reproduction, it was necessary to make an effort to bounce it as much as possible.
It was a cumbersome way in many ways, but it wasnât that difficult for Hella.
In addition, Jaehyun was a little upset because he didnât know his heart, so it couldnât be helped.
It was not a good thing to weigh against other peopleâs hearts even with empty words.
Jaehyun thought about it for a while, then closed his eyes as if he couldnât help it.
âThatâs⦠the test taker and Thor have the same thing, do you know what it is?â
âyes?â
Hella suddenly wrinkled her brow, as if she didnât know that Jaehyun would bring up such a story.
Jaehyunâs complexion turned pale. Do I really have to spit this out?
Flashes of past life flashed through his mind.
It was filthy long, over 10,000 years.
How much did you struggle to kill Odin?
Is the image of the antagonist that has been built up like that collapsed like this?
Jaehyun endured the grief and barely opened his mouth to relieve Hellaâs anger.
âItâs âbecause it strikes and ruinsâ â¦. Shit.â
Jaehyun couldnât stand it until the very end and couldnât help but clenched his fists.
This is not it. Such thoughts flooded my mind.
No matter how you do it, isnât this over the limit?
âIf anyone laughs at a gag like this, Iâll take a bowl in my handâ¦
â
ââ¦â¦?â
A question mark floated above Jaehyunâs head.
Surprisingly, what followed was Hellaâs laughter.
âAhahaha!â
ââ¦â¦.â
Anyway, it was a success.
Itâs a successâ¦â¦.
For some reason, Jaehyun couldnât help but feel that the concept of humor he knew was completely shattered.
It was chaos.
The abyss itself, perhaps even deeper than Ginnungagaf.
It was the same with Jormungandrâs gag Jaehyun.