Chapter 874
The Profligate Madam of the Family
Translator: 549690339
âf * ck, whatâs going on?â
at the headquarters of a certain forum, a group of staff members were stunned.
they were working when a zombie suddenly appeared on the computer screen and pooped in front of them. there were also dogs that suddenly jumped out and acted coquettishly. there were even some who directly threw pooping at them ...
the group of staff members were both amused and shocked.
then, they saw that their computers were all paralyzed.
following that, the lights in the entire building flickered. pa da, all the electricity went out.
it wasnât just this forum. many newspapers and websites had the same situation.
all of this was naturally done by little nan yu and chen huai. after the two of them finished doing all this, they drank a glass of wine and high-fived each other.
âas expected of my disciple, beautiful!â
âas expected of my master, amazing!â
then, the two of them left the room.
â master, not only has my mommy been attacked, but there should be people looking for trouble with her in real life as well. so, i might have to go back! â
little nan yu looked like a little adult. he looked up at his master and reached out to pat his masterâs shoulder. however, he realized that he was too short and couldnât reach his masterâs shoulder.
thus, the little guy could only pat the back of his masterâs hand.
the little guy accidentally slapped his masterâs butt.
little nan yu was speechless.
chen huai was speechless.
âcough, iâm sorry, i took the wrong picture.â little nan yu said, â master, y-y-you ... what are you doing? are you going to cry again? â
âwuwuwu ... my disciple hit my butt, my disciple hit me!â
baldy chen suddenly pouted. the worldâs number one crybaby hacker was on the verge of fainting from crying.
little nan yu held his forehead, speechless.
why, why!
wasnât his master a man?
his master was a middle-aged man!
why did she always give him a headache and cry so much?
â master, are you going through menopause? why donât i buy you some male health care products? â
the little fellow was very sincere and very concerned about her master.
he swore that he was being sincere. he didnât mean to mock him. he said that because he really cared about his master.
however, what little nan yu didnât expect was that chen huai actually cried even harder. he finally saw what was called a storm cry. masterâs cry was like a tornado, a tornado-like cry.
âwuwuwu ... are you laughing at me?â
âdo you think iâm going through menopause and iâm old? are you mocking me?â
â wuwuwu, i donât want to live anymore. iâll go and die. let me jump off the cliff! â
âno, iâll hang myself. wouldnât it look better if i hung myself?â
âno, why donât we cut the veins?â
......
the corners of little nan yuâs mouth twitched and his face was filled with black lines.
may i ask why master is so sensitive? itâs urgent, iâm waiting online!
the little guy spent a long time and took out a mint candy that he had randomly taken from a 4S shop before. he opened it and stuffed it into his masterâs mouth.
after that, the little one spent a great deal of effort to tell his master that the candy was from a faraway country, and he found it delicious, so he brought it back for his master.
after much effort, baldy chen finally stopped crying and looked at his disciple with teary eyes.
âreally? you brought it back from abroad, and itâs just this one. did you do it just for me?â
âyes.â little nan yu nodded like a storm. the expression on his little face was as real as it could be. he was so sincere that it was as if he had been brought back from a deep fryer and a mountain of knives.
âyou didnât just take it?â baldy chen recalled the suffocating incident at the banquet.
â definitely not. i promise, i brought it back especially for you! â
as little nan yu spoke, he thought to himself, â although it wasnât specially bought, it was brought back from another country ... it seemed to have been in his pocket for a long time, and he forgot to take it out when he was washing the clothes ...
can this candy still be eaten?
it should be fine with the wrapping paper, right?
candy shouldnât be expired, right?
* cough *
it should be fine. yes, it would definitely be fine.
such a small and sudden candy, eating it wouldnât poison her.
little nan yu coaxed his master with a random candy.
after that, the little guy returned to china.
on the other hand, baldy chen was in a worse state. he had a stomachache that night and was lying on the bed half-dead with an iv drip. he was so weak that he asked dr. qin, who was putting him on a drip, â whatâs wrong with me? â
âwhat did you eat? you have a stomachache. what kind of dirty things are they?â qin ruxi asked, expressionless.
baldy chenâs face was covered in tears. â i didnât eat anything other than the candy xiao xun âer gave me! â
âis this the candy?â dr. qin took out a candy wrapper from his pocket and looked at it. â i picked it up at the entrance of your studio ... itâs expired two years ago ... â
baldy chen: â sob ... my heart hurts. dr. qin, i need first aid! â
â hahahaha yingluo. â dr. qin could not help but laugh unkindly. â xiao ran is indeed our funny treasure. sheâs so cute! â
âwuwuwu, xiao xun âer, are you trying to murder your own teacher?â baldy chen cried miserably. he had probably shed all the tears he had in his life.
â
on the 19th floor.
a group of people was sitting in a large and luxurious conference room. a middle-aged man was sitting in the chief seat.
he was a middle-aged man with a very good temperament. he looked at the crowd with a serious face.
he didnât say anything, but his aura was very oppressive.
âthink of a way for me, i want to break into rongrongâs support group!â xuanyuan nantian said in all seriousness, â i tried it yesterday, but they didnât let me join. they said iâm a fake fan! â
at the conference table, the 19 leaders looked at xuanyuan nantian in confusion.
âfan club?â
â boss, why do you want miss daâs support? if you like miss, i can just kidnap her for you! â
â and those who cursed, iâll send some people to kill them all and let them see the king of hell! â
â yes, yes, yes. itâs such a simple matter. we can snatch the big miss back and there wonât be any problems. why join the fan club? â
âthe entertainment industry is a foul place. miss doesnât need to enter it. miss doesnât lack money. miss doesnât lack anything! she has so many uncles to support her!â
xuanyuan nantian looked at the crowd.
âno, we have to do it step by step. we canât scare rongrong all of a sudden!â
âyouâre so wishy-washy, are you even a man!â lan ling rolled her eyes.
âitâs because youâre a man that you have to take it slow. you canât scare my rongrong. besides, i havenât learned how to be a father yet. i have to learn how to be a father and understand my daughter. the fan club knows a lot about rongrong, i have to join!â
xuanyuan nantian still looked very serious, but when he mentioned his daughter, his aura became much gentler.
everyone was silent.
was this the heartache of a middle-aged father?
was she afraid that she didnât understand her daughter?
however, as uncles, they werenât afraid to go to their miss âside!