Capture that Flag
Feelin The Burn
Hannah
Parker stayed for about an hour before saying he needed to go home and get some work done.
He did freelance graphic design for a design group that developed websites. As long as he had his laptop and WiFi, he could work pretty much anywhere.
I, on the other hand, was forced to work a nine-to-five. I also did some computer graphics-related work, but mostly I made my company look polished to the outside world.
Parker found it kind of ironic that I worked on branding and social media while my own Facebook page was locked down like Fort Knox and my Instagram was empty.
Somehow, I still managed to get eighty-something followers with no posts and no profile photo.
My job was to make the product look good. And I was good at it. I just didnât want the same lens people used to view all the beautiful people on Instagram to be applied to me. Part of me liked being anonymous.
Coach Jordan
Check those emails and notifications Team Green Machine. The first team challenge starts in two days. I need everybody on board
I opened my email, and sure enough, there was a message.
~Welcome to this year's fitness challenge. This is my fifth year coaching, and this will be my fifth win. Team Green Machine is in it to win it.~
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Well, he sounded motivated. And more than a little cocky.
~Youâve come to us for a reason, and this is our time to hit personal records and goals. I want you to come up with your most outrageous goals and post them on the Facebook group.~
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~Nothing is too big. Even if you donât complete it, trying will get you more success than setting your bar too low.~
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Yeah, okay, Mr. Motivated. Iâd like to be a size 12.
That was how big Iâd been in high school. If I could get down to that size again, Iâd consider that an outrageous goal met.
~Weâre all here to work hard and stay focused. This is the place to share tips and tricks with your teammates.~
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~This is NOT everyone out for themselves.~
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Yes, the top three winners will get a cash prize... but the top team will get a special dinner hosted by the coaches. This is something you wonât want to miss.
Iâll be updating the page with recipes and my personal meal plans. Clean eating is key to keeping you in top condition to work hard at the studio.
Donât throw away your hard work with wasted calories and empty snacks. You wouldnât put the wrong fuel in your car, donât put it in yourself.
If you have any questions, donât hesitate to ask. Iâll be in the studio during my regular personal training hours and class times.
Those of you night owls may also see me in a class or two. I am a big believer in practicing what I preach; Iâll be sweating it out with you.
Coach Jordan Mathis
âWell, that was...â I mused, not sure what to think about his message, âmotivationalâ¦â
This Jordan guy seemed to be very focused. I hoped he was as nice as Nurse Kellie made him out to be. I couldnât deal with a super jock with a chip on his shoulder.
âLetâs see what this Facebook page looks like.â
I opened the app, and sure enough, there was my invitation to join the group. As well as one to join the fitness studioâs page and one for Jordan Mathis, Fitness Coach.
There were thirty-five members in the group. I guess that meant around one hundred people were participating if there were three coaches. The odds were not in my favor.
I had to keep my competitive streak in check for now. I didnât want to injure myself trying to keep up with the others.
Eight weeks is a long timeâbut it can also pass in the blink of an eye. I need to get focused and stay there. I can do this. I can be successful for myself.
If I manage to pull this off, then maybe I can avoid the look of disappointment on Dr. Isaacsâs face in eleven weeks.
Parker
The dragon is making us do weekly weigh-ins
Hannah
I didnât see anything mentioning that for my team.
Parker
is your coach hot?
Hannah
Thatâs what weâre focused on?
Parker
Might help with motivation.
I clicked on his Facebook picture, and it took me to a page devoted to his coaching. There were some pictures, but you couldnât see his face in any of them.
They showed his profile, one of him jumping with a soccer ball, a few doing full handstands, but they were all taken in a way that concealed his face.
After I swiped to the last one, I had to wipe a little bit of drool from the corner of my mouth. Almost all the pictures featured an entirely ripped body with no shirt on.
Holy shit, he had a beautiful body.
I saved the last one to my camera roll and texted it off to Parker, knowing he was gonna lose his shit.
Parker
Um⦠I think Iâm on the wrong team. My coach does NOT look that hot.
Hannah
Your coach is plenty hot, she just has a vagina, so youâre not interested.
Parker
so true.
Parker
soâ¦what does this guy look like?
Hannah
No clue. He doesnât have any pictures with his face in them.
Parker
â¦
Parker
what trainer doesnât show their face on social media? Arenât they all narcissists?
Hannah
I guess not this one
Parker
Send me the link to his page
I knew heâd keep asking, so I sent him the link to his Facebook page and his professional page.
Parker
heâs like a hot, buff ghost.
Hannah
but we donât know if heâs hot
He sent me an enlarged version of Jordanâs profile picture.
Parker
if he isnât hot Iâm gonna cry
I laughed. Of course, Parker would focus on the coachâs hotness.
Hannah
you coming to the Monday night class with me?
Parker
â¦
Ugh... Parker.
Parker
Iâve got a Tuesday morning deadline. Was gonna take the Sunday class so I can focus on work all day Monday
Parker
â¦
Parker
I can move some things around if you really need me.
Dammit. Why did he have to be sweet?
Hannah
Noâ¦thatâs okay. I survived one class by myself; I can survive another.
Parker
thatâs the spirit. Iâll be cheering you on from home.
I could handle it. I knew that inevitably we wouldnât always be able to work out together. Getting used to going by myself was something Iâd have to do eventually.
I could do it... right?