: Chapter 1
Kissing the Boss
âKaitâ¦lynn!â
The unexpected shriek that blasted through the intercom caused me to jump so hard I spilled the armful of papers Iâd been carrying from the copy machine to my desk.
Groaning over my clumsiness, I bent to pick them up, only for the cantankerous voice to return. âI need you up here. Now, Kaitlynn.â
After scooping the mess of pages into my arms, I slapped them into a disorganized heap on my desk, figuring Iâd deal with them later, and called, âIâm coming!â Then I hustled to the teapot sitting on a nearby table and fished out the tea ball bobbing in hot water.
Lana preferred full-bodied oolong tea every morning, so I usually left the oxidized leaves in for at least six minutes before removing the ball. But today, it sounded as if she wanted her tea sooner, so hopefully she didnât notice a weaker flavor.
I placed the ceramic lid on the pot, then carefully poured a portion of the tea into a waiting cup on the tray. After dripping some, I wiped away the splatter and settled the pot next to the full cup. I rearranged it twice before it looked aesthetically pleasing enough to suit me and then I tossed two sugar cubes into the steaming brew.
There. I stepped back and checked for any final flaws before lifting the tray in satisfaction. Perfect.
I hummed contentedly as I held the tray with one hand and opened the door to the musty stairwell with the other. The steps were a narrow, rickety old metal monstrosity that, I swear, swayed when you walked up them. There was one turn halfway through that was tricky to navigate when carrying anything cumbersome, then a low-hanging pipe from above to duck under, and after that, a clunky red fire extinguisher bolted to the wall a person could smack their shoulder against if they werenât paying attention. And yet Iâd failed to drop the tea once. Go me!
At the top, I had one more door to finagle open, and voilà , I made it to Shylaâs desk located in Lanaâs outer office in one piece.
âMorning!â I breathlessly greeted Lanaâs personal assistant with a smile, dropping off a bottle of water for her that Iâd had sitting on the tea tray.
The pinch in Shylaâs brow smoothed as she glanced up from the computer screen sheâd been scowling at. âOh! Morning, Kaitlynn. Thank God youâre early today.â She shuddered and sent a fearful cringe toward Lanaâs door as she picked up her water and unscrewed the cap. âItâs been one of those mornings.â
I laughed. âYeah, I had a suspicion.â
Sweeping past her, I came to the door of the dragonâs den and quietly knocked with my toe before entering.
âItâs about time,â Lana grumbled. âHow long does it take to make a simple cup of tea around here?â
Lana Judge was a callous, ungrateful, condescending, selfish, and coldly beautiful woman in her early fifties. She was also the co-CEO of Judge Fashions Industry where I worked and thus, my boss. Oh, and add in the small fact sheâd married my dad when I was eight, which I guess technically made her my stepmother, and there you had our relationship in a nutshell. We pretty much loathed each other.
Ignoring her jab at my timeliness, I set the tray on the corner of her desk where I always put it.
âHello,â I greeted with much more reservation than Iâd used with Shyla. After stirring in the dissolved sugar, I set the cup on the desk close to her. âIs there anything else you need?â
She ignored the tea and frowned at a memo she was browsing. âHave you copied the market reports for the meeting yet?â
âYes,â I was happyâaka, smugly thrilledâto report. âAnd Iâll have them organized and stapled in just a few minutes.â
Lana made an irritated sound. âDonât bother. Throw those away, because the idiots in accounting just emailed me last-second numbers, meaning the file I sent you is wrong.â She thrust the memo sheâd been scanning my way. âPlug in these new figures and make sure the revised version is ready with copies for everyone by the time the meeting starts.â
âUhâ¦â What? No. I didnât have time to start all over again. Was she crazy? The meeting began in fifteen minutes. But when Lana arched a meaningful glance my way, I found myself bobbing my head enthusiastically. âSure. No problem.â
One thing I could never do was let her think I was incapable of completing any challenge she set before me. She would only ever find me agreeable, prompt, and efficient. So, yeah, suck on that, stepmommy dearest.
Lana and I both wouldâve been happy to never cross paths again after my dad died. But dear old Dad, God rest his deceiving soul, broke my heart when he left his company to her, and not me. I mean, Iâd been conditioned for the position, raised to believe Iâd inherit JFI one day. Iâd lost count how many times over the years Dad had brought me to work with him and said, âSomeday, sweetheart, all this will be yours.â
Except it hadnât. Losing JFI, and worse, losing it to Lana, had been a hard, bitter pill for me to swallow. But Iâd sucked up my pride, gone to her as soon as Iâd graduated from college, and I had humbly asked for an entry-level position, hoping to eventually toil my way to the top.
JFI was my fatherâs legacy, it was like home and family to me. Iâd never pictured myself working anywhere else. So, yes, of course Iâd gone begging for a job. It didnât matter who Dad had left the company to; I decided Iâd just earn my way back to where Iâd always been destined to be. And I realized I liked the idea of working for it instead of just being given a spot.
Except the wicked witch had turned me down flat. No entry-level position, no family courtesy, no nothing!
Not one to give up easily, I had persisted and negotiated until sheâd only agreed to bring me on board when I said in a desperate last-ditch effort that Iâd work for free as an unpaid intern until I proved myself worthy.
Of course, six months later, and here I was, still an unpaid intern. Lana claimed I hadnât proven myself at all. But I wasnât finished trying. Not even close. Soon, not even a bitter, manipulative, hard woman like my fatherâs widow could deny I was good enough to deserve full-time employment. And once I got that, watch out, world.
âWell?â She waved the backs of her fingers at me, shooing me along. âGet to it.â
Zapped from my daydream, I cleared my throat. âYes, maâam.â And away I went, determined to wow her with my superb stapling capabilities. I mean, who wouldnât want to advance an intern who stapled like a total badass, am I right?
When Shyla sent me a sympathetic glance, letting me know sheâd heard everything, I simply lifted my chin and hurried back down to my workroom, where I had a date with the copy machine.
Since I was the only person in the building who actually worked in the basement aside from the janitor who didnât come in until after noon, I didnât expect to find another soul around when I returned, meaning the man trying to set a mousetrap I had on the floor under a wire shelf full of paper reams caused me to shriek.
âOh my God! Whatâre you doing?â
He jumped and accidentally tripped the hammer, making it snap down over his finger. âMother fuââ
Jerking his digit free, he stuck it into his mouth and spun to level me with a scowl.
I winced at my stepbrother. âSorry! Are you okay? Let me see.â
âMiâm fime,â Brick muffled out moodily from around his finger before pulling it free to add, âWhy did you yell at me?â
âIâm so sorry,â I gushed, grasping his wrist so I could examine the injury. The red mark just below his fingernail made me suck in another wince of sympathy. âItâs just, I⦠I read somewhere that mice could smell a human on traps, and it scares them away. So I wear gloves when I set it.â
âReally?â he asked, intrigued by the notion.
âMmm-hmm.â I tugged open the small refrigerator Iâd brought in from home and set up by my desk so I could fish out a piece of ice for him.
While I actually had heard that advice about mousetrap setting, the truth of the matter was I just didnât have the heart to actually set it anymore.
I had once, of course, after my initial glimpse of Jacqueline. Yes, I named her. Donât judge.
Upon first impression, her little gray mouse-i-ness had scared the holy bejesus out of me. So the next day, I showed up to work, armed with a dozen traps, ready to call all-out war, until she actually appeared again, stealthily sneaking toward one of the traps, her whiskers twitching and tail swishing as she scented the cheese Iâd left as bait.
Sheâthough, I guess she could technically be a heâhad been so trusting and unsuspecting, Iâd suddenly lost the killing nerve. Iâd rushed at her, chasing her off, and spared her life. Then Iâd sprung the trap myself so she couldnât.
Since that day, the other traps had disappeared, but this single one remained with a steady supply of cheese for Jacqueline to pilfer from whenever she grew hungry. I guess you could say her little metaphorical electric chair had in essence become her feeding bowl.
As I placed the ice against Brickâs wound, he hissed from the cold and jerked his hand free. âIâm fine, Kaity. Seriously. No broken bones.â
Nodding, I cleared my throat and tossed the ice before sitting at my desk to bring up the file Lana had sent me yesterday. âSo, what do I owe the honor of this visit?â I asked distractedly as I added the new numbers accounting had sent over, only to frown when I realized they actually hadnât sent the memo to Lana this morning. It was dated two days ago.
Figured.
âJust checking in on my favorite little sister.â Brick perched himself on the edge of my desk to watch my fingers fly over the keyboard. âWhat all-important task does the ogre called my mother have you in such a hurry to work on now?â
âHmm? Oh.â I saved the revisions and pushed print. âQuarterly market reports for the meeting.â When Brick only blinked, oblivious, I helpfully added, âThe one in twelve minutes.â
âDamn, is that today?â
âYep.â
When I stood to retrieve the printed pages, Brick slumped off my desk and into my chair so he could drape himself over the backrest and feign a faint as he arched his neck, hung out his tongue, and let his arms flop limply to his sides.
âI suddenly donât feel so well.â
After Lana had taken over JFI, sheâd put Brick in charge of the Purses department and his older brother, Hayden, in charge of Shoes. Both stepbrothers earned a nice fat salary that made me more envious than I cared to admit. So it always itched at my craw when Brick made a fuss about attending the monthly meetings, because at least he was getting paid and was allowed to go to them.
Shrugging as I scanned the printed pages to check for accuracy, I said, âMaybe a fight wonât break out this time.â
âBite your tongue. Those fights are the only things that make the meetings worth attending. One better break out.â
With an amused smile, I fed the reports into the copy machine and instructed it to make seventy-six copies. Iâd never actually attended a JFI meeting myselfâsince I wasnât of the paid-employee persuasionâbut I had definitely heard about the notorious arguments that took place during them, usually between Lana and Nash. âWell, Iâm sure youâll get your way.â I turned to Brick with my full attention. âNow, seriously, what did you need from me?â
He set an ankle over one knee and eyed me with amusement. âWhat makes you think I need anything? Maybe I just missed you. Itâs been weeks since we last talked.â
Tapping my chin, I squinted his way. âHmm. No, thatâs not it. It must be something I wonât want to do. Youâre being especially sweet and even went out of your way to set my mousetrap for me.â
An irritated crease formed between his eyebrows and he opened his mouth as if to argue, only for his shoulders to collapse. âOkay, fine. You got me. I need someone to take to the company Halloween party this weekend.â
I blinked, confused. âAnd you want me to set you up with someone I know?â
One thing was certain about Broderick Call-Me-Brick-Or-Anytime Carmichael; heâd never had problems securing his own date. And besides, I basically had no female friends to set him up with, except maybe Mabel, my neighbor across the hall. But Iâm guessing he wouldnât go for the seventy-five-year-old, retired lunch lady type, even though she routinely tried to convince me sheâd been a dancer in Vegas during her younger years. So why the heck would he ask me for help?
âNo,â he said, scowling. âGod, no. Thatâs the thing. I actually want to avoid that nonsense. I just ended things with Sabella in Belts, and sheâs turned clingy and possessive. So Iâm taking a break from women for a bit.â
âThenâ¦?â I frowned, still uncertain what he wanted.
He sighed, defeatist-like. âI want you to go with me.â
âMe?â What? I shook my head, beyond confused. âWhy?â
âI canât show up stag. I have a reputation to uphold, and Iâm guessing you donât have a date for the party anyway, right?â
âActually,â I started, because I hadnât even planned on attending the party, but he kept talking over me.
âSo, why donât we just go together? Weâll find you a costume to cover your face so no one will think Iâm lame for bringing my sister, and Sabella will keep her distance, assuming youâre a real date. Win-win for both of us.â
âUh, how is that a win for me?â Being forced to appear at a social event I hadnât even wanted to attend so one of my stepbrotherâs castoffs could glare jealously at me the entire evening wasnât quite my idea of a win.
âBecause,â Brick drawled, lingering on the word as if he were about to pull an ace from his sleeve. Then he winked. âI heard Christopher Eltonâs going. As Prince Charming.â
âChristopherâ¦?â My face heated with ten tones of embarrassment, even though I desperately tried to maintain my dignity. But, oh Lord. âHow⦠What⦠I mean, why would you even mention that name?â
Seriously.
Wiggling his eyebrows, Brick only laughed. âWhat? I have it on very good authority heâs the one youâre currently infatuated with.â
âWhat? No!â Clutching my scorching cheeks, I cried, âWho told you that?â
âOh, no one. But maybe this had something to do with it.â He yanked open the top drawer of my desk, revealing my doodle pad with my first name along with Christopherâs last name scratched all over the top sheet.
What? It got lonely down here all by myself every day, and I didnât always have tea to make or papers to copy. So, apparently, I turned into a middle school girl who pretended I was married to her crush and wrote our namesâand sometimes our future childrenâs namesâon scratch paper. It wasnât that big of a deal, even though I currently felt like sinking through the floor and dying of mortification.
âYou went through my drawers!?â I accused, setting my hands on my hips.
Yeah, divert attention away from my humiliating little habit and blame everything on my wicked stepbrother. I could do that.
âHey.â Brick shrugged unrepentantly. âYou werenât here. I got bored. I was looking for a piece of gum.â
Yeah, right. âI was gone one minute!â
No wonder why heâd been messing with my mousetrap; heâd been trying to hide the fact heâd been snooping through my things. Unbelievable.
Actually, for Brick, it was absolutely believable and sounded just like something heâd do.
But still⦠Rude!
âSo, what do you say?â he asked, rubbing his hands together, all charm and grins again. âGo with me to the party, and I promise to get you an in with Elton.â
âI donât wantââ
âAnd donât say you donât want to meet him,â he charged, lifting my pad to wave it mockingly. âI know you do.â
I sighed, my shoulders collapsing. âI was going to say I donât even want to go to the party. Thereâs a new episode of a show I wanted to watch that night, and besides, I donât have a costume orââ
âNo problem,â Brick broke in, slugging me on the back as he pushed to his feet. âIâll take care of your costume. And you can just record the program,â he added when I opened my mouth to protest.
Pressing my lips together, I shook my head. There was no arguing with him when he had his mind set on something. âYouâre not going to take no for an answer, are you?â
He fist-pumped the air. âYes. I knew youâd do it.â
âI didnât sayââ
But of course he wasnât listening any longer. After a grateful pat on my arm, he swept toward the door, calling over his shoulder, âIâll pick you up at a quarter âtil eight, and Iâll have your costume with me. See you then. Thanks, sis. Bye.â
And the door shut behind him only for me to mumble to myself, âBut the party starts at seven.â
Oh, well. Fashionably late was probably his life motto. I slumped into my chair, where my gaze caught on the scribble pad I had lying inside my still-open top desk drawer. The name Kaity Elton beamed up at me from about five different colors of ink and ten different fonts.
Blushing, I slapped the drawer closed and cleared my throat, only for my mind to wander, imagining what itâd be like if I did go to that party with Brick and he did introduce me to Christopher Elton. The idea was tempting enough to make me forget I hated social functions because I always felt socially awkward and didnât even want to attend the stupid party.
But Christopherâ¦
He worked in the Pants department. Iâd become aware of his existence when heâd had to give a presentation on YouTube to describe a new design for some slacks heâd drafted for JFI. Heâd been vibrant, and entertaining, and gorgeous.
So gorgeous.
I mean, yeah, JFI tended to hire a lot of pretty peopleâthis was the fashion industry, after allâbut Christopher Elton had seemed especially spotless, and shiny, and new. I liked. A lot. And so, my fondness had been planted. Since then, Iâd been patiently watering my obsession with moony-eyed glances whenever I spotted him walking by in the halls and writing his name in every way possible.
It was pathetic. I knew this, butâ
A beep told me my pages were done copying.
âOh!â I surged to my feet, unable to believe Iâd forgotten about the papers and, ack! The meeting started in⦠Holy oops, nine minutes! Could I staple seventy-six copies of Lanaâs four-page market report in time?
Hey, I was Kaitlynn Marcella Judge, daughter of the late Arthur K. Judge, original proprietor of Judge Fashions Industry. Hell yes, I could.