Book 3: Chapter 25: Patch 5.0: A Beach, a Cat, and Tentacles

There is no way that’s her, right? She sounds like Aiko and is calling Fenrir by his real name, but she’s already decked out in armor and has two daggers strapped to her hips. She shouldn’t be this geared already unless she found some desperate guy willing to give her a bunch of money and gear to start off with in an attempt to woo her.

“Ai-Aiko?” Fenrir shouts back.

The cat girl lights up, happily bouncing up before rushing over to Fenrir with her arms in the air ready to hug him!

“I thought you said she was flat?” Oleander asks Fenrir.

“She is… in real life,” Fenrir answers.

“How’d she already get all that stuff? You sure she’s new?”

“Yeah, she’s never been a big gamer and didn’t even know what this game was called when we were talking about it. She’s—”

Fenrir’s explanation is cut off from Aiko tackle-hugging him, knocking him down onto his back with all of her new weight.

“H-hey, careful, my health still hasn’t come back from fighting all the crabs you see here. I don’t need to be,” Fenrir pauses when he opens his eyes and looks at her.

Aiko is happily lying on top of his body with a cat smile straight out of anime. She even has differently colored eyes, one that is green and the other yellow, with heart-shaped pupils. She… looks like she took notes from all of the hentai he had favorited and has tried mixing their traits together to create the ultimate hentai cat girl. If her eyes, ears, and the tail that he can see swishing behind her aren’t enough to make her a catgirl to end all cat girls, there is also the fact – or rather, the two facts, that her utterly massive breasts are pressing down into his chest and almost popping out from the vest that she’s wearing.

“Cass Cass is gonna be so jealous,” Oleander says. “I’m going to leave you two to it while I get the fire ready.”

Fenrir is very, very worried about how Cassandra is going to react to this. However, he just can’t take his eyes away from that valley of cleavage resting on his chest. Her breasts may be massive, and usually ones so large in real life have an obvious fakeness to them or belong on the bodies of people weighing over six-hundred pounds, but these ones on Aiko just look so real and soft.

“Do nya like my boobs now, Ry-ou-nya?” Aiko purrs.

“Oh. Oh, dear god. Saya, help me. Hearing this all in person is extremely cringy,” Fenrir thinks to Saya.

“Then why are you getting so turned on by it, you perverted Onii-chan?” Saya asks.

“It’s not my fault! It’s just like with you! I know the whole ‘onii-chan’ thing is supposed to be super cringy, but when a cute girl does it, I can’t resist getting horny! Being attractive makes even the cringiest of things more acceptable!”

“Who do you think you’re calling cringy, Onii-chan? You’re such a baka. Wa-wait, you got aroused even from me calling you a baka?”

“Yes! That’s the problem! I can’t resist it!”

“Nya! Stop spacing out!” Aiko shouts and licks his face.

“S-sorry, I was talking to my assistant. Uhh, what’d you make your assistant like?” Fenrir asks, trying to change topics.

“Oh, nya mean the thing nyat helped me make my new body?”

“Yeah… that.”

“A talking fish-nya! It’s fitting, right-nya?”

“Y-yeah. And uh, what’s with the… accent?”

“Me and Serra looked through nyat website again! Nyall the cats nya like this. See-nya?”

Fenrir knows that he should find this incredibly annoying or cringy.

His dick, however, doesn’t know that.

“Nya? I feel something hard poking me-nya.”

If this was any of his girlfriends, he’d proudly admit what it is that is poking her, but this is Aiko! His childhood friend and not-girlfriend! He can’t just go and tell her that it’s his raging erection poking her because it’s stupidly turned on from all of the nya’ing.

“Nya! I almeowst forgot to ask. Who’s nyat?” Aiko asks, looking over at Oleander.

“That’s – that’s Olly. He’s a friend. I’ve been friends with him for years. Also, he’s gay, so don’t worry about him looking at you or the other girls since I know you’re worried about that,” Fenrir explains.

“Nyat’s still bad! I do nyot want any boys trying to seduce my Ryou-nya!”

Part of Fenrir wants to tell her to stop calling him that since it sounds too close to ryona, but it’s also really cute and arousing which is probably more reason to tell her to stop.

“I have a boyfriend, so it’s okay,” Oleander says.

Aiko hisses at him for a few seconds, but when she processes what she just heard, she lightens up and smiles. “Nyat’s okay then!”

When Fenrir looks at Oleander, he sees his best bro trying his absolute hardest not to cringe and judge them both.

“You’re too good for me, Olly,” Fenrir thinks.

And then the barking starts.

Aiko jumps up off of Ryouta when she hears the barking, her tail sticking straight up. She lifts up Fenrir for the sole purpose of hiding behind him.

“There’s – there’s a wolf, nya!” Aiko cries.

Fenrir looks at Rock and raises his hands. “It’s alright, Rock. She’s a friend. Took you long enough to get over here, though. How far down the beach were you? You shouldn’t go too far when you’re as slow as – well, a rock.”

Rock disregards his words and continues barking at Aiko.

When Fenrir thinks about it, Rock always was getting into trouble within Port Tugator because of all the stray cats. Rock really disliked those cats.

“Aiko, this is Rock. She’s my pet. Saved my life before and has been an amazing companion. She also used to be my pet rock, but she turned into a real pet made out of rock,” Fenrir explains.

“Nya? How does nyat work?” Aiko asks. She tries peeking around Fenrir to look at Rock, but the moment she does, Rock starts snarling and barking.

“I bet Cass Cass is gonna spoil Rock rotten later,” Oleander says.

Fenrir can already imagine that.

“All sorts of stuff can happen in this game, Aiko. See my fishing rod on the sand over there? He’s alive, and yeah, I said he. We even talk to each other,” Fenrir explains.

“Nyext you’re going to tell me nyat your ship is alive!” Aiko whines, confused by it all.

“Technically, she kind of is because of the living wood stuff,” Oleander says.

Aiko is ready to pout when she realizes that she’s in the perfect situation to do something.

She wraps her arms around Fenrir’s waist and hugs tightly against his back, allowing her breasts to get squeezed up against him. With the height difference between them, her breasts come up to his mid-back.

It’s easy to tell what his reaction is despite not being able to see his face since his tail ends up swishing right against her.

Then she notices that he has a tail.

She looks up at his head.

He has ears, too. One of them looks to be cut in half.

“Ryouta, tell me who hurt your ear,” Aiko says, but her dark and serious tone makes it sound more like a demand.

Fenrir breaks free from her grasp and turns around to look at her. “Don’t worry about it. I let it happen, and the guy who did it is already dead. Besides, now I match with Rock,” Fenrir explains. “Also, my name in-game is Fenrir.”

“Fenya?”

“Holy shit that was cute.” “Yeah, close enough.”

“Fenya! I like nyat! But, why do nya have to look so different-nya?”

“What do you mean?”

“Nya don’t look anyathing like my Ryouna! It feels like I’m cheating, nya!”

“Don’t worry about that. This body is way better than my real o—”

“No!” Aiko’s voice turns serious again. “I love your real body just how it is! You’re already perfect, so I don’t know why you want to change!”

“The same could be said about you,” Fenrir says, trying not to blush from her words. “You wanted bigger boobs, and I want what I think looks better.”

Aiko crosses her arms underneath her breasts and pouts. “Your real body is like, way better…”

“Thanks, Aiko. I honestly appreciate that, but I just feel way more at home in this body. By the way, how’d you get all that gear?”

Aiko perks up and looks herself over. “Nyahaha! Are nya proud of me? Some guy-nya tried hitting on me, so I killed him-nya!”

“You – you killed him all on your own and completely naked?”

“Nyobody other than nya and nya girlfriends are allowed to flirt with me-nya.”

“How’d he try flirting with you?” Oleander asks.

“He asked me if I was new, nya! The nyerve!”

Fenrir thinks a private apology to the man she killed for trying to help her.