Chapter 85
General, Your Wife Is Requesting Your Return Home For Farming

85 Climbing on to the Bed
Su Ergou was a little unwilling. âDad! I only chopped off so much. Donât throw it all away!â
âI know, I know!â
Although Su Cheng said that, he did not hesitate to throw more, causing Su Ergouâs heart to ache!
âDahu, Erhu, Xiaohu, Grandpa will throw with you! Come!â Su Cheng picked them up one by one, held their soft hands to grab the bamboo, and threw.
Crack!
Clap! Clap! Clap!
The three little ones heard the firecrackers that they had blown up and shouted excitedly!
âItâs Xiaohuâs turn! Itâs Xiaohuâs turn!â Xiao Hu shook Father Suâs thigh, strongly protesting that his brothers had already played two rounds!
It was Father Suâs fault for not being able to differentiate between the three little fellows and often carrying the wrong one.
âOkay, okay, okay. Itâs Xiaohuâs turn.â Father Su put down Dahu.
When he turned around, he was carrying Erhu again.
Xiaohu clenched his fists and flapped his arms back. He said frantically, âGrandpa, Iâm the one. Xiaohu!â
Wei Ting stood under the corridor and quietly watched this scene. A trace of gentleness flashed across his eyes, but there was also a hint of complexity.
They were very happy here, but one day, he would take them away.
While they were having fun, Su Xiaoxiao quietly entered Wei Tingâs room.
She closed the door quietly.
This was originally a small storeroom. The latch had long been broken and had never been repaired. However, now that the entire family was setting firecrackers outside, they probably would not come over.
Wei Ting had a large hanging scale in his room. Father Su had brought it back from the escort agency when he was on an escort mission. The Host had weighed herself with that scale. Otherwise, she wouldnât have known that she weighed 200 catties.
The big hanging scale required two people to carry the big weighing pole and one person to control the weight.
This was not a problem for Su Xiaoxiao.
She found the scale rod and placed it on two cabinets before hanging the basket.
The quality of this basket was really good. It could even hold 200 catties.
Uh⦠Was this scale really not used to weigh pigs?
Su Xiaoxiao hung the heavy weights at 200 catties.
She had been trying to lose weight for a month. Logically speaking, she was less than 200 catties, but she was wearing such thick clothes and shoes. Those would add a few catties.
What was worth mentioning was that the weight in ancient times was different from modern times. It was not 10 taels per catty, but 16 taels per catty. This was the reality behind the saying half a catty for 8 taels to refer to two similar things.
As for the exact weight, it was different in every dynasty.
In this dynasty, she had done some measurements with the measuring cup she had brought out of the pharmacy. One tael here was 30 grams, and a catty was 480 grams.
Therefore, strictly speaking, she weighed less than 200 catties.
âI lost eight catties out of thin air! Iâm really smart!â
Su Xiaoxiao raised her chin proudly, shook her fat body, and began to weigh it.
Weighing herself was a skill in itself. There was no need to mention that she had failed several times along the way. Fortunately, she could be considered half an expert in engineering. After messing around and sweating profusely, she finally weighed herself.
185!
She had lost 15 catties!
No, there were clothes!
When weighing the scale, none of the clothes could absolve themselves from adding to the weight!
Su Xiaoxiao decisively took off her clothes before heading up the scale again!.
On the other side, Xiao Hu was tired. He pulled Wei Tingâs hand and looked around for Su Xiaoxiao.
âMother, I want Mother.â
He said in a childish voice.
Dahu and Erhu were still in a good mood, playing with Father Su and Su Ergou.
Xiaohu went to Su Xiaoxiaoâs room first.
âMother.â
He went to the kitchen at the back.
âMother.â
âNo.â He raised his head and looked at Wei Ting aggrievedly. âI want Mother.â
The doors of Su Ergou and Father Suâs rooms were open. It was dark inside the rooms, and there was clearly no one inside.
Only Wei Tingâs door was closed. There was faint candlelight under the door.
Wei Ting said to Xiao Hu, âYour mother is in my room.â
After saying that, Wei Ting was shocked. What did he mean⦠in his room?
Could it be that after living here for a long time, he really treated this place as his home?
âMother!â Xiaohu went to push the door open, but he couldnât.
He looked at Wei Ting. âDad, open it.â
This door was a little old and the door mortar was a little inflexible. Just because a child could not push it did not mean that Wei Ting could not do it.
Su Xiaoxiao had just stripped herself down to her undergarments when she heard Xiaohuâs childish voice.
âNo, no, no⦠later⦠â
She screamed!
However, it was already too late.
The door was pushed open by Wei Ting.
She could not let Wei Ting and the children see her like this. The impact was really not good!
In a moment of desperation, Su Xiaoxiaoâs potential was activated. She rushed to the bed, pulled open Wei Tingâs blanket, and crawled in domineeringly!
Boom!
The bamboo bed collapsed!
Xiao Hu was dumbfounded.
Wei Ting looked at the scattered clothes on the ground, then at the bed that had been crushed by Su Xiaoxiao, and at a certain girl lying in the ruins, only wrapped in a blanket and revealing two fair and chubby legs.
âYou climbed into my bed in the middle of the night?â
Su Xiaoxiao was speechless. ââ¦I can explain.â
â¦.
ââ¦Thatâs the process.â Su Xiaoxiao told Wei Ting about her weighing process in detail.
Of course, she said that after putting on her clothes. Xiaohu was sleeping soundly in her arms.
Wei Ting said nothing.
Su Xiaoxiao said, âDonât doubt me. Look! The scale is still there!â
It would be a lie to say that she was not embarrassed by such a huge incident. However, who would have thought that this would happen?
âWhy did you take off your clothes?â Wei Ting asked.
âSo it would be more accurate!â Su Xiaoxiao said. âYou thin people canât understand our pain at all!â
She was very strict with her weight!
Su Xiaoxiao waved her hand. âForget it, you wonât understand even if I tell you.â
How could she expect a man with a V-line and an eight-pack to understand the twists and turns of her diet?
âI understand,â Wei Ting said.
âYou really understand?â Su Xiaoxiaoâs eyes widened.
âYes.â Wei Ting nodded.
Su Xiaoxiao relaxed. âThen tonight⦠Iâll have to trouble you to squeeze in with Ergou. Iâll repair the bed tomorrow. If it canât be repair, endure it for a few more days. After the New Year, Iâll buy a bed.â
âDaughter! Son-in-law! The firecrackers are finished! Iâm so hungry!â
Father Su strode over. âEh? You two are here. Is Xiaohu asleep?â
He looked at the child in his daughterâs arms and subconsciously lowered his voice.
Su Xiaoxiao touched Xiao Huâs smooth forehead. âHe just fell asleep. Arenât Dahu and Erhu tired?â
Father Su smiled and said, âTheyâre playing! They went to cut bamboo again!â
âWhy are the two of you sitting in the house?â Father Su felt that the atmosphere was strange.
Wei Ting sighed. âDad, Daya came to my room and caused my bed to collapse.â
Su Xiaoxiao said, âI⦠I was weighing myself!â
Was she weighing herself with the bed? Father Su looked at his fat daughter in shock, then at his handsome son-in-law, and understood something.
His fat daughter was very like her mother back then!
Back then, he was a brat and was so shy on his wedding night that he did not dare to look at his wife. In the end, it was his wife who quickly-
No, no, it had to be him. It had to be him!
He would never admit that he was the one who was pushed down!
Su Xiaoxiao saw his fatherâs expression and knew that he was thinking about the wrong things.
âDad! Youâve misunderstood! Itâs not what you think!â
She looked at Wei Ting and said fiercely, âExplain it to my father!â
Wei Ting sighed. âSigh, if you want me to move into your room, just say it. Why break a bed?â
Su Xiaoxiao was speechless!
âAhhh! Wei Ting! Iâm going to kill you!â