Chapter 390 - Getting Drunk Tonight
Beauty and the Bodyguard
âWe didnât get to have fun last time- there was a small interruption, but this timeâs different! This time weâre getting drunk tonight!â Jianwen said as he pointed at a black Rolls-Royce. âPlease, get in!â
Lin Yi nodded and seated himself in the car, and the driver waited for Jianwen to get in himself before starting it. It seemed like Jianwen had decided on and booked a place already, leaving only Lin Yi to say yes.
The destination this time was Starlight Hotel as well- Jianwen apparently wanted to get up where he fell down.
It was the same private room as last time, only housing more people today. Other than that Su Taizao was the feminine man, along with a Maitreya-looking fatty beside him. All three of them stood up upon Jianwenâs entrance, evidently looking to him as the leader figure in their group.
âMister Lin, youâre here!â Taizao came over and shook Lin Yiâs hands passionately, but a quick flash of toxic rage could be seen in his eyes. He mustâve been finding it hard to swallow the rage from getting beat up with Jianwen before.
âHaha, whatâs wrong with your forehead, Su Bro? Hm? I saw a plaster on An Broâs forehead earlier too⦠You guys werenât playing some headbutting game, were you?â Lin Yi was starting to talk like Yushu, now that heâd spent so much time with her. Even he himself sweated at his creativity⦠He could imagine the two charging up with their backs bent and butting their heads togetherâ¦
Taizao sweated at that as well, but was more pissed off than speechless- what kind of idiot would bump his head against another head for fun? The guy obviously knew what caused the plasters!
But theyâd invited Lin Yi here today to drink- this wasnât the time to be breaking with him, and Taizao could only press down his anger with a smile. âHit it on a door accidentally, haha⦠Letâs not talk about that- Come, Mister Lin, get seated! Iâll introduce you to these two bros!â
Lin Yi nodded and sat himself down as Taizao introduced the fat Maitreya and the feminine man. The feminine man was called Yang Ganglou, and the fat Maitreya was Su Taiwei. Ganglouâs family did foreign trade, while Taiwei was Taizaoâs younger cousin.
âIâm really happy to meet you today, Mister Lin!â Taiwei said. âI heard youâre Jianwen Broâs savior, too- Iâm a bit older than you so I hope you donât mind if I call you lil bro Lin! So, lil bro Lin, how about getting drunk with us tonight?â
âSure.â Lin Yi nodded.
âAh?â Taiwei blinked. According to Jianwen and Taizaoâs planning, itâd unfortunately take some effort to fool Lin Yi, since they were now enemies- he wouldnât just go get drunk with his enemies out of nowhere!
And so Taiwei had prepared a ton of persuasion words for Lin Yi while Jianwen and Ganglou helped. Yang Ganglou was the military advisor for the younger Su generation, after all, and was pretty smart. Getting Lin Yiâs stomach upset today was his idea.
The group had decided to use the drinking as a gateway to get Lin Yi hospitalized; if it werenât serious enough to get him to the hospital they decided to have some exciting events planned for himâ¦
But those were all plots hidden in the shadows- in other words, it wasnât an official revenge.
As a result, even if Mengyaoâs side found out about this, nothing would be said at all. Jianwen was quite confident with his plot today.
But Lin Yiâs reaction took everyone by surprise- it took just one word from Taizao and Lin Yi agreed instantly! No one was expecting that at all.
Taiwei felt like he had a fish bone in his throat- all of his preparations had gone to waste, it was a huge pity! He had planned on throwing mountains of rhetoric at Lin Yi after his refusal, but none of that had any use anymore.
Lin Yi only smiled at everyoneâs stunned expressions. âHaha, as you all know, Iâm the Missâ follower- I donât get to drink in the house most of the time, so Iâm kinda itching for it a littleâ¦â
Lin Yiâs words enlightened the group- so thatâs what it was! It was true now that they thought about it. Lin Yi was hired as Mengyaoâs follower and given a salary by Chu Pengzhan! He couldnât just drink all day, thatâd be ridiculous.
It was natural then that Lin Yi would grab this rare opportunity! With that explained, the group relaxed, assuming that Lin Yi really planned on drinking himself drunk tonight, and that he wasnât planning anything.
âGanglou, go get some crates of beer for us to quench our thirst- bring the vodka right after that!â Jianwen ordered Ganglou.
Drinking beer and vodka together got one drunk really easily- it was really damaging to the stomach as well, to the point where it could even cause internal bleeding and hemorrhaging. One had to admit that Jianwen was quite black-hearted to order a couple crates of beer to âquench our thirstâ.
But Jianwenâs objective here was to make Lin Yi drink himself to death! If not death, then he had to at least get him drunk enough for some other plans! Lin Yi looked like he was quite a drinker, but that didnât worry Jianwen one bit.
After all, Taizao, Ganglou, and Jianwen were all killer drinkers of alcohol! It was simply the case for the Songshan Young Masters; all of them had stunning tolerances!
The military advisor Yang Ganglou, as well- no one had to tell him to drink; heâd do it all the time when at home on his own! Heâd always drunk a tall bottle of highly concentrated vodka before thinking up plots and schemes against other people, too.
A drunkard like that was simply abnormal.
Of course, if even the three of them failed to outlast Lin Yi, there was still the final line of defense, an ultimate killer- Su Taiwei! He was an abnormality of the Suâs, an absolute alcohol tank! He had more than just a high tolerance going for him- heâd mastered a ton of dangerous drinking methods, like comboing wine with sprite, whiskey with cold red tea, beer with coke, or even wine, vodka, and beer all in one⦠The list went on to prove that these lethal combos had no effect on the monster!
Other people would probably be finished after attempting the combos, but not Su Taiwei- the guy had practically been raised in a wine tank! His own father was in charge of the Suâs wine business, so it was only natural that Taiwei would be so accustomed to it.
What did Jianwen have to fear with a trump card like Taiwei on his side?
It wasnât long before Ganglou came back with a couple of waiters, who placed crates of beer on the floor that had foreign letters printed on them.
Lin Yi took one look and got a little angry- werenât these guys going too far? Theyâd brought in highly concentrated beer! If some other less knowledgeable person had been in his position theyâd be sent to the hospital after tonight!
Jianwen called for some thirst quenchers, but the ones the waiters brought in with Ganglou were âTactical Nuclear Penguinsâ! They were highly concentrated alcohol!
âTactical Nuclear Penguinsâ had six times the concentration of average beer, and while it wasnât much to Lin Yi, it was more than ample to get a regular person wasted!