Chapter 121
How to Get My Husband on My Side
âOh, Princess....â
âYes?â (Ruby)
âI want to give my apologies. We canât handle this situation amongst ourselves anymore...We canât....â
âDonât be so shy! Hurry and rise! Welcome Madam, Iâm so relieved you came. Hurry and come this way.â
âHey, thank god! The Princess has arrived!â
âHey you bear, canât you hear me! You can quit now!â
âThe Princess is here!â
What is this incredibly welcoming atmosphere?
Seeing this, I didnât know what to do.
I was dragged around blindly by Sir Ivan while in a state of confusion, and before long, the paladins stationed themselves near the entrance to the cave, and a familiar figure hovering above their heads appeared as if it was an illusion.
âPi-yo-o-o-o-o-o-o!â
Griffin let out a long cry before I could even open my mouth.
Immediately following their cry, something sprung itself out from within the dark cave.
âPo, po!â
âPopo! Hey guys!â
âMadam, be careful ...!â
âPo, po po po po!â
Rolling, rolling. (ë°êµ´ë°êµ´, 구르르.) (sfx)
Popo, who was passionately bouncing and flapping their arms, rolled on the floor for a bit as they vigorously hugged me with their plump arms.
(T/N: again, Iâll be using gender neutral pronouns âthey/themâ to refer to Popo, Griffin, or the baby dragon)
Oh my goodness, it was a chaotic scene, but I was happy to see them again!
âPo, po, po, po!â
âPureung, cu, cu, cu, ku!â
Right above Popoâs head, Griffin was happily snapping his beak away.
I was touched to receive such a welcoming reaction from them.
â······· Those bast*rds donât seem to be at all like beasts.â
(T/N: I guess this is a way of saying they may have some âhumanlikeâ qualities at the most, or at the least, they behave differently compared to other beasts since they seem to be capable of showing action or reactions of a wider range compared to the average monster)
âStay still, you idiot.â
I wonât go into detail on how the innocent, upright Paladins watched the little ones, who were rolling around together and basking in the joy of reunion.
Eventually, I was freed from Popo and Griffinâs intense hugs and sat gasping in the aftermath.
[Khao oh oh oh-] (sfx)
A groan emitting from the general area reverberated through the huge maze of a cave.
âPurreung, Purreung.â
âPo, po!â
Griffin nodded their head and Popo, having just remembered what the objective was, simultaneously used the current situationâs momentum to stand up and grab my hand.
They then flapped their other arm in the direction towards the inside of the cave.
âPo, po, po, po.â
âMadam.â
I blinked and turned my head in response.
Leaving behind the quivering eyes of their comrades, a small group of elite paladins daringly came to me with beaming looks.
âIs Iz in the cave right now?â
âYes, the commander (Sir Barons) is also accompanying him. I tried to stop them from going in but they were both too stubborn. The current dilemma is that they might be lost inside at the moment, because they havenât come out of the cave for nearly half a day, so I tried to go after them but they (Popo and Griffin) were blocking people from entry, and instead Iâve been keeping watch over the caveâs opening·······â
This bast*rd husband, it hasnât even been close to half a day and yet heâs attempting to solve the situation (of figuring out why the dragon is wailing) by himself after weâve made the agreement of figuring it out together as a married couple!
No matter how strong he may be, Iâll still be worried for his safety!
Itâs become even more of a mess since he left with the commander!
âIâm going crazy...â
âIâm sure nothing will happen, since the most that has happened so far has been the dragon whining. Izek is either lost or taking the time to search for something else. We just thought Madam should be informed of this, donât you think so?â
âThe commander also mentioned something about two dragons....Madam, we will follow you if you decide to enter the cave too.â
It was then that Sir Ivan, who had been conversing with Sir Galar, and Sir Camus, who was approaching with the support of Andymion, staggered in.
âMadam, that bast*rd. I donât think that Griffin punk is a Griffin.â
The hard-headed Sir Camus seemed to be in a rather bad condition today.
In order to discourage Sir Camus from insisting on taking action on Griffin, Sir Galar had to step forward and stop him from cutting his own nose.
(T/N: I thought âcut / slit his noseâ is a Korean metaphor or idiom but apparently it is a reference dating back from the Middle Ages. According to wiki, âcutting off oneâs nose (to spite oneâs face)â is an expression used to describe a needlessly self destructive over reaction to a problem. âDonât cut off your nose to spite your faceâ is a warning against acting out of pique, or against pursuing revenge in a way that would damage oneself more than the object of oneâs anger. It wasnât uncommon to cut off someoneâs nose for punishment or any misc. Reason back then and the expression has since become a blanket term for, often unwise, self destructive actions motivated purely by anger or desire for revenge.)
Sir Camus then fell unconscious from Sir Galarâs âinterventionâ and was then dragged out by Sir Ezekiel, who waved at us.
[Khao oh oh oh-]
âPo, po, po!â
Just like last time, Popo grabbed me and coasted forward while Griffin took the lead as they flew.
Two men plus a boy (the paladins) began chasing us as if it was a life and death situation.
For some reason, neither Popo nor Griffin seemed to care about the humans frantically scrambling after them even though the scene looked chaotic.
â·······Wow!â
A loud exclamation could be heard echoing from further back as the winding downhill road came into view.
I was clinging onto Popo in an embrace while wildly sliding down the road so I didnât have time to check if everyone had safely and properly come down the road.
As I glided around the curved slopes that stretched out into several maze-like branches, my eyes rolled round and round.
Oh, I had forgotten this feeling.
âOuch!â
âPoâ!
Griffin then grabbed Popoâs ear as Popo leaped through the air.
Afterwards, the sound of someone being violently buried into a mountain of jewels rang magnificently from behind.
âAre you all okay?â
There was no answer for a while.
While Griffin gently set us down, I rubbed my head that was still recovering from motion sickness and tried to come to my senses.
Where do you see... Wait, but was this place always so bright?
â·······My, my, Sir Izek and his wife boast the extraordinary talent of managing to make a dramatic appearance every time. Donât worry, weâre all right, Princess.â
Jalak jalak. Jalakjalak jalak (sfx of Ruby sliding down the mountain)
My body painfully slipped down the mountain of jewels.
Popo, you traitor·······.
âHello, honey?â
Izek, who skillfully grabbed and hugged me as I slipped further down, wore an expression on his face that was quite a spectacle to see.
Just in time, the owner of this jewelry warehouse groaned dramatically.
âKao-o-o-o-o-o, kao-o-o-o-o, kao-o-o-o-o·······â.
It was only then was I able to properly take in the surroundings.
Illuminated by a glowing lantern which seemed to have been brought in by someone, a huge pile of indigo scales could be seen draping up and down over the stone floor where a pile of jewels were pushed back.
A middle aged paladin, the knight commander of the Longinus Paladins, was smiling at me as he stood near the lifeless, drooping wings.
Was it Sir Barons?
âItâs growing pains.â
âGrowing painsâ?
âAt first, I didnât think it was the case because it wouldnât have matched the timing, but now I think that it is definitely growing pains after observing it with my own eyes. Even though itâs a bit of a fuss, the pain is not too severe.â
Izek gently put me down.
I fumbled through the pile of scales and found the snout where the moans were flowing out.
Which side is the head?
âHey, are you okay?â
I thought I saw the long, closed eyelids flinching for a bit as I was speaking softly to the dragon, and then, a huge golden eyeball soon revealed itself.
My breath instantly came to a stop.
âKao······. Kao, Kao·····. Kao, Oh, Kao·····.â
I think they want to say something, but I canât figure out what itâs supposed to be.
When I tenderly reached out to stroke the rigid nose bridge, a huge nostril snorted out.
Itâs a relief that theyâre not injured or sick, but it seems a little off for them to act like this.
Are you sure youâre our dragon cub?
âBut the timing doesnât fit·······.â
âItâs really just growing pains. The only time growing pains feel like death is when it occurs while theyâre young. The cub is only transitioning into adolescence now, which means they may be much younger than we initially thought for their size.â
Surprisingly, my husband, who kindly explained it to me, sat down on his knees next to me and placed his hand near the half-opened dragonâs snout.
The dragon cub didnât even budge.
Though in the midst of their pain, their half-opened eyes gleamed as if in a blaze.
Oh, were you really just a child?
âYouâre so tall. And you were still just a child?â
âA child... That is my question as well, commander?â
âMadam, the last dragon to be seen in Erendil before the cub was the frost dragon of winter 19 years ago. We thought that they were the cubâs brother, but looking at the current chain of events, it looks like the dragon last seen may have been their mother. And maybe, the reason why the mother died in vain during its capture was to hide the cub······.â
âThe commander didnât kill the dragon that was last seen though. At any rate, I donât know what state the cub was in at that time, but it seems like theyâve been locked up in this room since then, hoarding jewels and sleeping······.â
I know. The cub was a lonely child who survived with all their might······.
But if youâre still a child, how much bigger can you grow from here? Youâre already so big.
âWhat size do you think the mother was?â
âI remember her to maybe be half of the current size of the cub. I wouldnât be surprised if this dim cub has an early onset of puberty or hyperplasia, but could it possibly be hyperplasia?â
âWhy are you asking me that, whatever the commander says would be more accurate because he is more knowledgeable on this subject.â
âBut Sir is the best paladin of the North, arenât you?â
âRuby, whatâs your take on the situation?â
âThatâs right, Princess, what do you think, Princess?â
âWhy are you asking me now?â
When I asked back because I was dumbfounded, both men immediately responded with pride.
âHe likes youâ.
âWerenât you just whining and pleading for mercy, saying something was wrong?â
(T/N: Ruby is talking about how itâs strange theyâre asking her for input on the dragonâs condition and how they are also calmer about the situation now that theyâve realized itâs growing pains whereas before there was a bit more sense of urgency b/c the cause of the cubâs distress was unknown. They believe that Ruby would be able to have better insight b/c the cub likes her and she is able to effectively communicate w/ them and other monsters in general)
What kind of answers were these that came from the commander and the subordinate.
âWhen will these growing pains end?â
âNo one can give an estimate on how long these growing pains will last. It varies from individual to individual, and roughly about seven out of ten fail to grow properly, eventually dying.â
Tong, there was a dreary echo.
The dragon cub, who was apparently very unhappy with the humanâs claim, shook its tail, growling and dispersing the jewels everywhere.
The knight commander, who was staring at the sparkling gold coins scattered in the air as if entranced, soon saw my expression and came to his senses.
âOh, of course, it doesnât mean that the cub will die. Itâs just that it was often the case in the past······.â
âWhy are you making my wife nervous with this nonsense?â
âI didnât mean to do that, so please forget about the unverified information discussed. Although I have experience in caring for the young, their lineage has dried up over the years, and now that Iâve had a chance to examine the cub, we donât need to be too concerned for them. It doesnât seem like worrying about it is necessary!â
âWhy are you saying that all of a sudden?â
âLord, canât you see (the cub is fine)? Save yourself from any worries and just trust me, isnât the Princess also at ease now?
For a moment, we looked at the dragon cub that was growing way too quickly and suffering from growing pains.