Chapter 642
The Surrogate Bride Of The Colonel He
âAm I blushing now? Would it be weird if my face looks so red?â
As soon as Xu Yangyi finished speaking, there was a sudden burst of tension in his heart. It was the first time he had ever spoken to He Jingyan in such a voice. Although he was just applying to sleep with He Jingyan, it still made Xu Yangyi blush greatly.
âIâve said it! So, you should let me sleep in the bed tonight.â
The embarrassment on his face got more obvious; his face was so red like an apple that it was so ripe and ready to be picked.
Xu Yangyi even put down his dignity, but He Jingyan said, âNo way, wifey. I still cannot hear you. Say it louder.â
He turned his ears towards Xu Yangyiâs face, pretending that he still didnât hear him, putting his shamelessness to full use.
Xu Yangyi was really ashamed of himself and did not dare to look directly at He Jingyan.
But at this moment, He Jingyan was being so flirtatious that Xu Yangyi instantly exploded. With a snap, he slapped He Jingyanâs face. âIs that loud enough? If itâs not enough, Iâll give you another one!â
The fire in his eyes was burning violently, but it was also very funny to watch.
He Jingyan was frozen as if he hadnât reacted. But the next moment, he was laughing, and he was laughing so hard that he couldnât stop it.
Xu Yangyiâs anger was rising. If He Jingyan hadnât been injured at the moment, he would have kicked him off the bed.
âWhat the f*ck are you laughing at? Are you looking for death?â
âDamn it! Whatâs so funny? Or did IÂ slap him so hard that he had a concussion? But I didnât use much force, did I?â
âNo, no, no. Even if I hit him hard, someone like him with such thick skin wouldnât get hurt easily.â
âIâm gonna laugh my ass off! Wifey, why are you so cute?â He Jingyan stopped laughing, wiping tears in his eyes to look at Xu Yangyi clearly. It seemed like he was only tired and wanted to rest for a while and his laugh would continue after the rest.
âYouâre the one whoâs f*cking cute! Iâm a man! Cute my ass!â
Xu Yangyi was as angry as ever with He Jingyan and wondered if he would be pissed off by He Jingyan one day.
âIf youâre not going to sleep, get off the bed and get out of my way.â Xu Yangyi said.
Now it didnât matter if He Jingyan allowed him to sleep in the bed or not. Xu Yangyi climbed up the bed himself.
âAre you really pissed off, wifey?â He Jingyan came over to coax Xu Yangyi again.
âWho dares to be angry with you, Colonel He? Iâm not as brave as a lion, am I?â Xu Yangyi said. Then he turned around, not wanting to speak to He Jingyan.
He Jingyan knew that Xu Yangyi was just upset but not really angry with him, so he immediately turned around and hugged Xu Yangyi from behind.
âGet the f*ck off.â Pushing He Jingyan backwards, Xu Yangyi said, âWho gave you permission to hug me? Did I give you permission? Did you give yourself permission? Get the hell out of my way.â
He said it as if he was a superior leader in a quite funny way.
âWell, well, well! Itâs my fault! I shouldnât have messed with you like that. But I got beaten up by you too, right? So donât be angry, okay?â
He Jingyan took Xu Yangyi into his arms again and softened his voice to coax him.
âNo. You let go of me, or Iâll be unkind to you.â Struggling, Xu Yangyi held up his elbows to keep pushing He Jingyanâs chest.
âMy wife is the gentlest in the world that no one can compare with. You are such a gentle wife, so how could you not forgive me?â An upgraded version of the cheeky speech was delivered by He Jingyan.
âDonât f*cking kiss my ass. Iâm telling you, itâs useless.â
âFine, fine. Itâs me who is wrong. I shouldnât have done that.â Clinging to Xu Yangyi, He Jingyan pushed his body towards Xu Yangyiâs.
âLet go.â
âNo.â
âYou let go of me.â
âNot let go of you.â
Xu Yangyi had no way to move and he cursed again, but He Jingyan still wouldnât let go, and the two of them were hugging and bickering, which created a joyful scene.