Chapter 584

“Hmph! You still have some conscience if you say so.” Xu Yangyi was in a good mood and finally let go of He Jingyan’s collar.

But suddenly, his eyes rested on He Jingyan’s lower body. After staring at it for a while, he said, “There’s something inside.” After saying that, he burped again though he was feeling dizzy.

Before He Jingyan could react, Xu Yangyi had already held up the important thing in He Jingyan’s crotch, after which he laughed loudly, “It feels so fun! I’m going to ask Xu Nuanuan to come over and play it together.”

He Jingyan’s face immediately darkened. ‘This brat is crazy!’ He thought.

‘He wants to ask Xu Nuanuan to come over? And even play it TOGETHER? Are you sure she will play it with you? You’ll get seriously punished when you are sober!’

He Jingyan pushed Xu Yangyi away and wanted to stop him from doing this. However, Xu Yangyi was holding it very tightly, “Eh? Why do I feel that it’s jumping? And I can even feel the pulse in it! Is it alive?”

With a curious face. Xu Yangyi stared straight at it, although the eyes did not listen to him anymore. He felt everything had a heavy shadow in his sight.

“Stop it, wife!” Fearing that he could not control himself, He Jingyan hurriedly took Xu Yangyi’s hands away, his voice tinged with a low tone.

“I still want it! It jumped! It really did.” Xu Yangyi said vaguely, reaching out to touch it again.

He Jingyan couldn’t take it anymore and pinned Xu Yangyi down on the bed, “If you keep being so naughty, I’ll use my buddy to bully you.”

Xu Yangyi was so dumbfounded that he blinked, “Who? Who’s your buddy?”

He Jingyan said, “Who else could it be? My buddy is the jumping thing you just touched.”

Xu Yangyi was dumbfounded again, then giggled back at He Jingyan, “Fine! Then come and bully me! It’s not the first time you’ve bullied me anyway.”

He even took the initiative to hug He Jingyan’s neck when giggling.

‘This drunkard.’

He Jingyan had intended to scare Xu Yangyi, but he didn’t expect Xu Yangyi to answer him like that.

In the future, he believed Xu Yangyi should never be allowed to touch anything containing alcohol. ‘It’s okay to be like this in front of me, but if I’m not around anymore and he’s like this in front of others, then what will happen?’

When he thought of this, He Jingyan wanted to wake Xu Yangyi up and give him a good lecture.

But now that Xu Yangyi was in this situation, it would be impossible that he could listen to what He Jingyan said.

“Honey, wake up, wake up.”

He Jingyan patted Xu Yangyi’s cheek and made him look at himself.

But Xu Yangyi beneath him was dizzy, his cheeks red and flushed as He Jingyan looked at him.

“What for! You’re hitting me, aren’t you? Why did you hit me, ah? You are a bad egg, stinky egg, big bad bald pickled egg!”

He raised his soft fist and punched He Jingyan non-stop.

He Jingyan immediately rolled his eyes and was speechless. ‘What the hell is that “big bad bald pickled egg?”’

But at this moment, Xu Yangyi could not remain sober anymore, so there was no use of He Jingyan getting angry?

“Lines~ So many lines~ I’m flying in the lines~~~ Big Uncle, let’s fly together~~”

Xu Yangyi was still hitting He Jingyan. It was only when he was drunk that Xu Yangyi would have this cute expression. If he was sober, He Jingyan’s face would have been slapped many times.

He Jingyan inexplicably felt a little funny again, “Yes, yes, let’s fly in the lines together. Honey, shall we go wash your face quickly and sober you up?”

Xu Yangyi looked at He Jingyan softly with moist eyes, then he hiccupped and asked in a vague voice, “You… you are going to bully me? With your jumping buddy?”

“I’ll bully you if you don’t wake up.” He pinched Xu Yangyi’s face, and there was doting in his eyes.

Probably because he was pinched and felt hurt, Xu Yangyi unhappily slapped away He Jingyan’s hand and softly scolded, “You bastard.”

“Yes, yes, yes, I’m a bastard.” He Jingyan echoed.

“Then I won’t let you bully me. *Burp*” Xu Yangyi hiccupped dizzily again.