Chapter 582
The Surrogate Bride Of The Colonel He
He Jingyan sighed, âYou are really giving me a mess if Iâm not paying attention for a little while.â
At this moment, even a fool would know that Xu Yangyi was drinking wine but not juice.
He Jingyan picked up Xu Yangyi and tried to carry him to bed, but Xu Yangyi kept struggling, âWhy are you holding me? Let go of me! I donât want you to hug me! You are always taking advantage of me!â
âStop it, wife! Iâll carry you to bed.â
âDamn, this bratâs behaviours after drinking are really annoying!â
âIâm not going to sleep! I want more juice! I want more juiceâ¦â Xu Yangyi was struggling, his hands punching and his legs kicking.
âThatâs wine, not juice, my wife! Be good. Donât move around.â
Xu Yangyi was already an active fighter, and when he drank too much, he was even more so. But just as He Jingyan put him down, Xu Yangyi suddenly sat up again, holding the bottle in his hand and shouting, âMore drink⦠I want moreâ¦â After saying this, he even burped in a daze, which was hilarious to watch.
âFine, fine. Iâll bring you another bottle of juice.â
Sighing again, He Jingyan snatched the bottle from Xu Yangyiâs hand and put it aside, pressing Xu Yangyi to lie flat on the bed.
Xu Yangyi obediently let him touch his body, but after a while, he said in a vague voice, âWhere is my juice? Where does the juice go?â
âThe juice goes to sleep. Letâs drink it tomorrow.â
Xu Yangyi was dumbfounded, âDoes juice sleep?â Suddenly, he became quite dumb and cute.
âOf course.â He Jingyan was coaxing him like a child, because he felt that Xu Yangyi, who was drunk at the moment, was no different from a child.
âSo thatâs it!â Xu Yangyi hiccupped back as if he accepted it. But then, he suddenly gave He Jingyan a kick in the stomach and yelled, âYou think Iâm a f*cking idiot? I know juice often stays up late! Take a bottle of juice for me.â
Fortunately, Xu Yangyi had not kicked him in the crotch; otherwise, something important would have been broken.
âNot only is Yangyi a bad driver, but he is also an even worse drinker! From now on, he should not be allowed to touch the car or the wine.â
âWhat are you dawdling about? Hurry up and bring me the juice!â The red-faced Xu Yangyi was hiccupping repeatedly. His eyes were dazed and no one knew if he could see He Jingyan.
âI said thatâs wine, not juice, you drunkard.â He Jingyan had never been this annoyed before, and this was the first time.
âWine? Are you kidding? Itâs obviously juice! Look! Iâm still talking properly! If it was wine, I would have been drunk a long time ago.â Patting on his chest said, Xu Yangyi said brazenly.
âYes, yes, yes, youâre not drunk.â He Jingyan said perfunctorily.
âAh⦠itâs so hot!â
Xu Yangyi suddenly scratched his neck, after which he started to take off his robe.
He Jingyan froze. He couldnât let Xu Yangyi take off his clothes in this situation, so he stopped him, âHoney, Iâll turn on the air conditioning for you, so donât take off your clothes.â
But Xu Yangyi was so hot that he didnât want to listen to him, âDonât f*cking bother me. I want to take it off. Itâs hot.â
He shook off He Jingyanâs hand and continued to take the robe off again.
He Jingyan was a normal man. Xu Yangyi was drunk at this time and he was taking off his clothes. How could He Jingyan hold it back?
âWifeâ¦â He Jingyan growled in a low voice.
Xu Yangyi was stunned and looked at him dumbfounded.
He Jingyan thought he had sobered up a bit, but Xu Yangyi suddenly gave him a slap and cursed, âWhy are you shouting so loudly? Iâm not f*cking deaf.â
The corners of He Jingyanâs mouth twitched. Being hit by Xu Yangyi in this state inexplicably made him feel a little angry, but he couldnât be angry at Xu Yangyi because he cared about him too much.
âOkay, itâs my fault. I was being too loud.â Admitting his mistake, He Jingyan sighed repeatedly.
âEh? Why am I apologising? Wasnât I supposed to stop him from taking off his clothes?â
But when He Jingyan came back to his senses, Xu Yangyiâs top had already disappeared, revealing his beautiful body.