Chapter 556
The Surrogate Bride Of The Colonel He
âEh, Yangyi, can you keep your voice down? Weâve got a few hundred men standing outside!â
Flying Eagle reminded awkwardly. He was so envious and jealous. âDamn it! Iâm fed with too much dog food early in the morning! No need to eat breakfast.â
After Flying Eagle reminded, Xu Yangyi realized what he had done, but also blamed it all on He Jingyan.
âItâs all your fault! Dead uncle! Damn it! Youâve lost all your face.â Covering his face and scratching his head, Xu Yangyi said. It was fortunate that at this point their tent was closed and those standing outside couldnât see what was going on inside.
âWhatâs wrong with them hearing us? We are in love.â He Jingyan did not restrain himself in the slightest, but also put a pair of Xu Yangyiâs hands on top of his head to control his movements and prevent him from moving around.
âDamn! You are still giving me a hard time! Is this your home? You can do as you like? Iâm not f*cking playing with you! Let go of me! I need to brush my teeth!â
Refuting and complaining, no romantic at all. But this was the real Xu Yangyi, and He Jingyan could only sigh and resign himself to his fate.
But he still said jokingly, âThen is it that when we get home, I can do as I like?â There was a hint of an evil smile on his face.
âCrap! Donât keep messing around with me or Iâll be unkind to you.â His foot kicked up on He Jingyanâs abdomen; only then was he able to get up.
Naturally, He Jingyan wouldnât force Xu Yangyi to do something he didnât like to do, so he hugged Xu Yangyi up, kissed him on the forehead and smiled, âJust now it was my fault, wife. You just donât get angry and forgive me, okay?â
âHumph! Now you know to admit you were wrong? What have you been doing?â Not appreciative, but Xu Yangyi was not angry either.
âDonât keep f*cking hugging me. I feel hot even if you donât!â
âI feel disgustingly sticky in the morning, and thereâs nowhere to shower here.â Xu Yangyi thought.
âFind me a place to take a shower when we go out on the street later. My body is going to stink.â
Xu Yangyi also sniffed his body; it really smelled like sweat. Luckily he couldnât smell it if he wasnât paying attention.
Xu Yangyi suddenly admired He Jingyan. It was clear that he smelled, but He Jingyan still kept hugging him nonstop, and he could even get down his mouth to kiss him.
âI say, are you losing your sense of taste?â Xu Yangyi gave He Jingyan white eyes. He himself couldnât stand himself anymore, but He Jingyan desperately clung to him.
âWhat? You think you stink?â He laughed at Xu Yangyi, but stole a kiss that was sweet and cloying.
Xu Yangyi wanted to give He Jingyan a stare again but found that he couldnât do it at this time, probably because He Jingyan really didnât care at all that he stank.
âDonât worry, wife. You donât smell bad. Itâs normal to sweat a bit. I like the smell of your body.â He lifted Xu Yangyiâs body. When he only touched Xu Yangyiâs body, Xu Yangyi felt his heart beat faster.
âI told you not to come over.â He was not in an angry tone but said it with a touch of embarrassed softness.
âYou are shy?â The smile was thick.
âWho, whoâs f*cking shy! I just donât like you kissing me all the time. Put me down.â
He had a face rapidly staining red now, all nervous and he was stuttering.
âHoney, how can you be so cute?â He Jingyan hugged Xu Yangyi tightly as if he wanted to rub Xu Yangyi into his own body. They were so energetic in the morning, and Xu Yangyi could feel a certain part of He Jingyan body was energetic too, so his face turned red.
But He Jingyan also could not do anything to Xu Yangyi at the moment. After all, this place was not suitable for that kind of business. He could only force himself to calm down.