Chapter 3
The Bad Boy And The Mermaid
Blue I hated the way Hunter was looking at me, like I was crazy. He touched my ankles and pressed it gently. âDoes it hurt here?â
âNo.â I shook my head.
He touched some other part of my leg, his expressions concerned. âCan you talk about what happened at the beach?â
âI donât remember anything.â I admitted.
âWhere do you live?â
âI live in the west side of the Ocean near the Palm Island. I was supposed to get engaged with my best friend but I didnât want that to happen so I swam away and...and I realized Iâd swam into the deepest end. I thought a shark was chasing me so I swam harder and then...â I knew I was getting hysterical, I still continued. âSome fishermen caught me in their net.â
âUh-huh.â Thatâs all Hunter said.
He didnât believe me!
I could tell by his expressions.
I didnât even expect humans to understand me either, but it still hurt my feelings.
âLetâs help you on your feet for now, okay?â Hunter suggested. âHere, let me hold your arm.â
Hunter placed his arm around my shoulders and the other arm slipped around my waist as he pulled me up into a standing position.
âI canât. I canât stand...â I said.
But then suddenly, my legs had a strange sensation almost magical like they were finally getting a grip of the land. I felt better, the pain was leaving my feet slowly and I stood on my legs without much effort.
âPut your right leg forward and then your left. Keep doing it.â He instructed.
I tried doing it and once again I was thrilled how I could walk like humans. Iâd been swimming all my life and now I could walk like them too.
I laughed, feeling so wonderful. âI can walk now!â
Hunter nodded and then he let go off me and walked towards the cooking area, folding his arms across his chest, he watched me. âTry walking until here. I will catch you before you fall. I wonât let you get hurt.â
âPromise?â I asked, glued to the spot where heâd left me.
âOf course.â
Hunter Blue seemed hesitant at first and then she started walking towards me in slow steps. Small steps, one at a time and she was doing it.I knew it had all been in her head, you know, since the poor girl had some kind of an mental disorder. It must have been sad to be alive in the world and not know what to do in circumstances.
For now, I probably looked like a parent of a one year old, waiting for my child to take the first baby steps towards me.
Daddy is waiting here baby, come to daddy!
I groaned. That sounded so wrong even in my head. I wondered what Iâd signed up for the minute Iâd picked her up from the beach.
Slowly, she took steps towards me and when she reached the counter, she smiled at me. A real, genuine smile. There were tears in her eyes. âThank you, Hunter.â
And at that point, something riled up deep inside me. Why was she thanking me? She shouldnât. She already knew how to walk, whatever happened to her earlier had probably just fogged up her memory. âAnytime.â I said.
Blue sat down on the kitchen stool and ate her sandwich in silence. She removed the top bread and ate it first, the ham next and the last bread followed after. She ate it all separately and I tried not to laugh but it was hard.
The next morning, I woke up to find Blue still asleep in bed. She was sleeping with her mouth partly open, snoring softly. She lay beneath the blanket that she was wrapped in last night. With her glowing aqua hair and her petite body, she was downright adorable. She would totally be game if circumstances were different and if sheâd been right in the head and met me at some random bar. But Blue wasnât normal. I gathered that much and it really was against my nature to have dirty thoughts about someone like her.
Someone so innocent and selfless.
Suddenly, she opened her eyes and gazed up at me with her clear blue eyes. Now that I looked closer in the sunlight, her eyes had a violet hue to it, they were a blend between blue and violet.
Why did she look so perfect?
âDid you sleep well?â I asked her.
She nodded, smiling and then ran her hand through Leslieâs soft fur. âHeâs really nice to cuddle with.â
âYeah. Careful, donât fall for him though. Heâs a ladies man.â
She giggled and then sat up straight and the blanket covering her front slipped down to her waist.
âJesus Christ! Cover yourself, Blue!â I shrieked at her.
She flinched and pulled the blanket to her front. Her expressions told me she didnât understand what the big deal was, like exposing boobs to strangers was normal behavior as normal as serving tea to guests.
âListen up, Blue. I donât know what they taught you from where you come from, but you donât show your assets like that to men you just met, okay?
Itâs private. Very private.â
Blue stared at me in confusion. She tilted her head. âAssets. What assets?â
Oh come on.
âYour breasts and your...your...â
Iâd say pussy, vagaina or some other words like that but it didnât feel appropriate because it was her.
âYour dark triangle.â
âMy what?â
âYou donât just let people see you naked like that. Itâs something very private to you. Understand?â
âBut I swam like this all the time and the men didnât mind.â
Which planet were these men even from? Planet of Apes?
I had my bets she was a sex slave to some pervy old man. That could be a possibility, she ran away from him in some ugly circumstances and then hit her head on the rock bed and lost her memory. I knew I was drawing up conclusions, but there had to be some explanation to the mystery. I couldnât leave her unclothed like that. What if my half-sister or any of my friends decided to visit me. Theyâd see a naked girl in my bed and call me a caveman outright.
I needed to do something. I dialed my best friend, Fred. He had a solution to every problem.
A few rings later, he answered. âHey man.â
âFred, I need your help.â I said, as I threw on a basic t-shift over my head. I balanced the phone on my shoulder as I made my way to the kitchen and pulled out a cartoon of milk, sugar and eggs.
âYou need my help at nine a.m which calls for some emergency. Ex-girlfriend try to murder you yet?â
I knew who he was talking about.
I snorted. âIâm already armed if she tries anything. The last thing I need right now is a restraining order against her.â I prepared the batter for waffles.
âDonât get too cocky. So whatâs up?â
âCan you run an errand for me? Itâs kinda urgent and I canât leave the house until this matter is settled.â
âTell me what you need.â
I cleared my throat. Bracing myself for his smart-ass comment that would follow. âWomen undergarments. Bra size thirty-four and a few other things.
Iâll text you.â
âIâm not sure if I heard you right. You want me to buy you a bra? Huh? Is there something youâre not telling me, Hunt?â
âIâll explain later. Just get me the things.â
I hung up on him before he could make any more comments.
I prepared the waffles and added an extra whipped cream on it. Waffles were the only thing I was good at making for breakfast. I missed the cook Tina from back home. Just remembering her breakfast put me into severe depression.
âUm, Hunter?â
I heard the sweet voice call out to me. She seemed hesitant about something and fidgeting. âI really want to use the bathroom.â
There was a certain urgency in her voice, I quickly led her to the attached toilet. No matter how beautiful she was, I didnât want her to wet my bed. âI hope you donât require instructions on how to use it, right?â I asked her as I handed her one of my old t-shirts.
Thankfully, she shook her head or I didnât know how I would have survived the embarrassment of showing her how to do it.
âGood.â I had ran out of patience for teaching toilet etiquette. I pointed at the t-shirt. âTake a shower and wear this.â I proceeded to show her how the shower worked and asked her to help herself to my toiletries and spent the next ten minutes showing Blue the functions of a t-shirt. I wondered how long I was supposed to do this? How hadnât the girl learned anything at all?
When I checked the clock, I realized I was late for my lectures.
Oh well, Iâll sleep in for today.
I heard the sound of a bike pull onto the street. I knew at once it was Fredrickoâs. A few minutes later, I heard the knock on the door.
That bastard had gone all out and bought stuff from Victoriaâs Secret.
âWhat the fuck, dude?â
He threw me a look. âWell, I thought youâre going on a pre-marriage honeymoon to Hawaii so I figured I might as well buy a few sexy pairs.â Then he threw two boxes of condoms on the floor.
âAsshole.â I said as I handed him the money. âYou already know how broke I am. And I didnât need condoms!â
Fred had gotten everything Iâd asked for.
Panties -Check Thirty-Four size Bra- Check Birth control Pill - Check Iâd wondered if something had happened to Blue that perhaps she wasnât ready to tell me. The pill would definitely avoid any unwanted pregnancies and sheâd thank me later.The question was, how do I get Blue to take them without her asking me a gazillion questions. Fred was already giving me a questioning look, his expressions getting darker by the minute. I knew he was already jumping to conclusions so I gave Fred a quick recap of my current circumstances.
His mouth was a surprised âOâ
âYou donât believe me, do you?â I asked him.
âYou canât blame me. It all sounds unbelievable. You sure sheâs not a runaway or perhaps a burglar? Check your drawers at night and keep the knifes hidden under your pillow. Just in case....â
I laughed. âYouâre being ridiculous. Iâm absolutely safe around her.â
Blue emerged out of the steaming bathroom a few minutes later, and it was kind of weird to see her wearing my shirt that stretched up just above her knees making it look like a loose dress. Her hair was wet from the shower and smelled of my soap.
She smelled like me.
She glanced between Fred and me. âWho is this?â She asked politely.
âBlue, this is my friend, Fredricko. And Fred, this is Blue.â I made fast introductions.
âHi.â She said, and then her gaze shifted to something that was on the floor. She picked it up and inspected it. âWhatâs this?â She smiled. âIs it some snack?â
The box of condoms!
I snatched the box out of her hand faster than you can say the word condom. âLetâs just say if you were to stay here with Hunter long enough, heâd be more than glad to teach you how to use it. Right Hunter?â
I glared daggers at Fred. That bastard.
âAll you need to know is that itâs not a snack.âI said with a smile.
âIt has something round in a wrapper. Is it candy?â She asked curiously.
You should have seen the expression on Fredrickoâs face. He was starting to look like a mannequin.
âUm, Hunt, can I talk to you in private for a moment?â Whatever trance that heâd been a while ago, heâd snapped out of it.
He pulled me near the window, away from Blueâs ear shoot. She settled down on the bed and began petting Leslie, laughing as she did. The dog had taken a great liking to her in a very short time.
âWhat the hell was that?â Fred questioned.
âTrust me, Iâm as confused as you are.â
âI donât know any grown up woman who hasnât heard about condoms. Could she possibly be autistic?â
I shook my head. âNah. Not autistic, but definitely some other mental disorder.â I continued. âLook sheâs not my problem but itâs not safe to just let her go like that. What if she was abused at the house she was at or maybe neglected?â
Fred nodded. âI know where youâre getting at. Sheâs really pretty though. Canât think of anyone whoâd want to hurt someone as beautiful looking as her.â
âThere are some really disgusting people out there so yeah, itâs possible.â
And then we heard a loud scream piercing through the walls. Blue had done some of her own exploration and touched the hot Waffle Iron. âMy hand!
It hurts!â She cried.
âOh, Fuck!â I yelped and dashed towards her. I took her hand in mine and placed it under a jet of cold tap water.
She relaxed a bit but the crying hadnât stopped. âDonât touch anything without asking me first! You understand?â
She continued to cry like a damn baby. Thatâs what she mostly did. Cry for every little thing. I didnât mean to yell at her like that but the too eager attitude of hers was getting on my nerves. Why couldnât she just sit at once place without causing trouble? I had serious anger issues and I was doing everything in my power to not scream or throw something against the wall.
âI just wanted to taste that.â She whined.
I pulled the waffle out of the iron and placed it on the plate, dousing it with chocolate syrup. âSit here and eat.â
People had a hard time dealing with me mostly because of my bossy nature. Girls like to be around me until they got to know the real me. I was someone who constantly had a temper and dished around orders and expected the person to do it. Fred was the only friend I had because he thought I had a good heart under all the tough exterior (whatever that meant)
She sat down on the island bar, grabbed the waffle and began eating it with her hands, the syrup dripping down all over her chin.
Fred looked away and chuckled. I threw him a pointed look.
âJust adopt her already.â Fred suggested. âSheâs adorable.â
âIf you like her, youâre free to take her home.â I said.
The Bad Boy And The Mermaid ï¤Chapter 2 In My Desperate Time ï¤Chapter 637: You're the Best Gift in My Life 19 âSheâs not some stray kitten.â
âThatâs what she seems like right now. A fucking stray kitten.â I said. âIâm going to take her home tonight, even if she lives on another planet.â
We both glanced back to find her licking the chocolate syrup off her arms.A few minutes later, Fred left the place asking me to call him again if I needed him for something. Blue was napping on my bed, Leslie right beside her.
An hour later, I woke her up and asked her to wear another one of my t-shirts.
I was going to drop her back to her house.