Chapter 816 - Zhao Prince Consort
The Empress's Gigolo
Translator: Atlas Studios Editor: Atlas Studios
âYour Majesty, this is the route to fetch your groom. There will be people intercepting you at these three locations that you will have to defeat. Of course, this is all just for show!â Great Elder Shi Qing held a piece of paper and showed it to the empress.
Drawn on the paper was a big house. There were all kinds of crooked lines as well as various unknown squares.n/ô/vel/b//in dot c//om
Ren Baqian took a close look at it for some time before asking with a deep look on his face, âWhat is this drawing about? Some people may even mistake this for a talisman⦠Whereâs the endpoint?â
âThis is the palace, this is my residence, this is Jingyang Street, this is Minister Tuâs residence, this is Minister Qinâs⦠This is Minister Tongâs⦠And this is the destination!â
Ren Baqian drew back the corners of his mouth and wondered who drew such a fantastic drawing!
He would be shocked if anyone understood it!
âSo, Sir Tongâs residence is the endpoint?â Ren Baqian raised his tone slightly.
The wedding was arranged by all the high officials. Now that the event was nearing, Ren Baqian came to see how everything was arranged so that he knew what was going on.
After all, it was his weddingâhe ought to show some interest!
However, Shi Qing could have just directly said that the Tong Residence was the destination without sketching a drawing like this. It would still be easily understandable even without looking at the drawing!
Everything would be screwed up after looking at it!
It was like abstract art!
âNaturally, we canât just let Her Majesty bring you from Pingle Park to the palace.â Shi Qing touched his beard with one hand and smiled at Ren Baqian.
Later, Shi Qing briefed the empress on the things that would be happening on her wedding day.
When it ended, Ren Baqian pondered for a bit and asked, âWhat do I do?â
Shi Qing looked at him and said, âJust wait there for Her Majesty to fetch you!â
Ren Baqian humphed, feeling like he wasnât involved in his own weddingâ¦
âIf you wish to, you can doll yourself up⦠Most of the aboriginal ladies do so on their wedding day!â Shi Qingâs old and wrinkled face looked like a chrysanthemum when he smiled.
Ren Baqian stared at him for some time as the empress immediately started laughing. Her smile was truly beautiful, totally unlike Shi Qingâs!
The empress held her chin and looked happily at his eyes.
âIâll be wearing menâs clothing on that day, right?â He suddenly thought of something and had an awkward look on his face.
He didnât want to put on the brideâs clothes on that day⦠He still needed to preserve his reputation⦠Of course, if it was required of him, he would still do it!
Shi Qing looked at him eccentrically for a long time, wondering why this man was thinking about such matters? How absurd would he look like in womenâs clothes?
âOf course youâll be wearing menâs clothes!â
âPhew!â Ren Baqian heaved a sigh of relief.
As long as he would be wearing menâs wear, other things wouldnât matter to him.
Shi Qing continued to brief the empress, including on how the sequence would be, setting up the stage before moving off, and how to head back. After all, it was her wedding and must not be sloppy. An aboriginalâs wedding was originally a very simple procedure. The groom would usually just fight his way to the brideâs house and fetch her, but now, they had made it very complicated.
When Shi Qing was talking about the people who would be intercepting the empress, Ren Baqian overheard Hong Wuâs name.
Hong Wu was supposed to be on the empress side.
How did he become one of the interceptors!
Ren Baqian originally thought that it would be Tong Zhenye and that there would only be two things that would happen. First, Tong Zhenye would display the image of an expert blocking the way. Then, he would get kicked into the wall by the empress.
He didnât expect Hong Wu to be involved!
âOf course, Sir Hong will also just be putting on an act!â Shi Qingâs face continued looking like a chrysanthemum.
An hour later, after explaining everything, Shi Qing said, âAlso, Sir Renâs noble title has to be decided. We have to announce it in two days!â
After hearing this, the empress pondered for some time and asked with a weird expression on her face, âWhy am I not getting one?â
âYour Majesty is the emperor of Dayaoâwhy would you need another title? According to the history of Great Xia and the Hao Nation, one would only be conferred a posthumous title after death. However, we currently donât even know where our two former emperors are or whether they are still alive, especially the first emperor. With his level of strength, he may still be alive somewhere. As such, they didnât receive any posthumous titles!â Shi Qing explained.
âOh!â The empress nodded. After pondering for some time, her eyes drifted from Ren Baqianâs face, to the roof of the palace, and then back to his face again. She was racking her brains to think of a title to give him.
The prince from Earth⦠The Earth Prince for short?
The prince from the other world⦠The World Prince for short?
Neither one sounded rightâ¦
âGiven Sir Renâs status, itâs best to give him the title of prince consort. In other words, we add a descriptor before the title of prince consort! I have a list of titles that the officials have prepared. You can pick one from the list, Your Majesty.â Shi Qing took out a paper from his coat.
âWhy didnât you say this earlier!â The empress sounded unhappy. She killed a lot of her brain cells just now, but to no avail.
âGlorious Prince Consort?â The empress read out the first line on the list.
âThe word âgloriousâ holds the meaning of magnificence and brilliance. Principal Ren introduced the street lights and expelled the darkness. It is quite appropriate to use this word,â Shi Qing explained.
âHonest⦠Jing⦠Peng Prince Consort.â The empress slid her finger down the list as Shi Qing explained.
There wasnât much to explain about Honest Prince Consort, whereas Jing referred to Tianjing Basin and Peng referred to a region in the Yun Nation that used to be called Peng Prefecture.
The empress shook her head. Using names of places as a prefix usually meant that the person was the ruler of that place. The empress didnât really care about these places, but she simply didnât like these names.
Ren Baqian felt tired for them just from listening to their conversation. Given the educational levels of these elders, it was really difficult for them to come up with a list like this.
It was probably equivalent in difficulty to making a mediocre student write an 800 word composition about a husky.
âZhao Prince Consortâ¦â
âThe character âzhaoâ is comprised of the characters âriâ and âshao.âRiâ means light and âshaoâ means guidance or summoning. So the character âzhaoâ can be inferred as leading the light or summoning the light. This word suits Sir Renâ¦â
âThis sounds pretty acceptable!â The empress pondered for some time. She liked this name a lot.
She wasnât sure about how others felt, but for her, ever since Ren Baqian arrived, he had pulled her out of the cold palace.
âThis it shall be!â The empress immediately decided.
âIn that case, I shall proceed to arrange it.â Shi Qing put away the paper and asked to be excused.
Ren Baqianâs face went from cheerful to solemn and was now blackâ¦
Did Shi Qing really interpret it that way?
Why did Ren Baqian somehow find it weird?
âYour Majesty, I feel that itâs better to change the title.â Ren Baqian had an awkward look on his face.
âI feel that itâs pretty good. That word suits you⦠What do you find inappropriate about it?â The empress seemed quite happy.
Looking awkward, he eventually didnât tell her the meaning of that word.
The aboriginals were simple-minded people. To them, the character âriâ simply meant the sun!
At the very least, the aboriginals didnât have any connotations to these words.