Chapter 302 - Changling Alien Realm (1)
This Curse Is Just Awesome
Entering the large bathhouse, the silence in the changing room spread.
Chen Yu straightened his back and looked around. He saw a pool and walked over casually.
In the bathhouse, many men felt ashamed and subconsciously covered their vitals.
Padah.
Padahâ¦
With a crisp sound, Chen Yu lifted his leg and stepped into the pool. He slowly sank into the boiling liquid.
The people who were originally soaking in the pool crawled out as soon as they came back to their senses.
âWhy are you leaving?â Chen Yu asked curiously.
âIâm not soaking anymoreâ¦â A man waved his hand repeatedly.
âI canât afford to soak anymoreâ¦â Another man left embarrassedly.
Soon, Chen Yu was the only one left in the huge hot pool.
Not long after, a freckled little boy leaned over from the cold pool next door and curiously observed Chen Yu.
He especially observed Chen Yuâs lower body.
âBig Brother, why do you have three legs?â
Chen Yu: ââ¦This isnât a leg.â
âA tumor?â
Chen Yu: ââ¦â
âIntestines?â
Chen Yu: âChild, since youâre so good with words, you must have been beaten up quite a few times at school.â
âOnly once a month.â
âThatâs still alright. Your schoolâs ethos is quite good. If it were in our Mountain Province, your intestines would have been dug out.â
âOh!â
The little boy came to a realization and pointed at Chen Yu. âThis is your intestines that have been dug out!â
Chen Yu: ââ¦â
[Psychological damage: Spirit +6]
After a moment of silence, he suddenly felt that there was no point in taking a bath.
He gathered some water and swept the boy away using the wave.
Chen Yu slowly stood up and walked out of the pool. Under the âstrangeâ gazes of the crowd, he entered the sauna area.
Seeing him come over, the men in the sauna room hurriedly left as well.
Their anxious expressions were as if they were hiding from a strange beastâ¦
Chen Yu: ââ¦â
âYeah.â
âThe sauna is also very boring.â
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After walking around the bathhouse for a few rounds, he found his home â the bathhouse.
In the room, there was only an old man who was blind. He was shaking his head as he listened to the reviews on his phone.
âMaster? Youâre here for a scrub, right?â
âYes, yes, yes!â The old man quickly put down his phone and looked at the source of the voice. âA bath and a massage. Young man, is this a set ticket?â
âYes.â
âOkay, give me your hand card. Iâll give it to you now.â As he spoke, the old man stood up, closed his eyes, and received a basin of water. He sprinkled it on the bed.
Chen Yu looked the old man up and down. âMaster, with your physique⦠can you do it?â
âLooking down on me?â The blind old manâs voice suddenly rose. âYou look down on me?â
âNo⦠No. I just think that at your ageâ¦â
âYoung man, let me tell you, you canât judge a book by its cover. The sea can not be measured by its volume! This kind of dirty and unsightly place is the time for me to show off my skills and make a name for myself! Look at my hands as fast as lightning, sweeping away the filth with the force of a storm. I will definitely return you a bright and clean life!â
Chen Yu: ââ¦Rub it.â
Pa!
The old man patted the mattress. âGet on the bed!â
Lying on the bed, Chen Yu sighed. âNo wonder crosstalk and skit writers all came from rubbing backgroundsâ¦â
Taking the card, the old man took another basin of water and sprinkled it on Chen Yu. He said, âDid you bring a bath towel?â
âYes, I brought it.â
Chen Yu reached out and took out a piece of sandpaper from his pocket and handed it to the old man.
âHuh?â
The old man felt the touch of the sandpaper and his expression changed drastically. âThis is⦠a bath towel?!â
âYes. The latest bath towel.â Lying on the bed, Chen Yu pointed at his back. âMaster, rub it hard. Harder. The kind that gives off sparks.â
The old man: ââ¦Youâre not rubbing it.â
âThen what is it?â
âYou want to die early.â
âItâs okay. Donât worry. Rub it until I die.â
Holding the sandpaper, the old man hesitated. âYoung manâ¦â
âWhat?â
âTell me the truth. Are you here to cheat insurance?â
âCheat insurance?â
âAccidental death insurance.â
ââ¦If you rub me to death, Iâll give you half.â
The old man: ââ¦â
Under Chen Yuâs constant urging.
The scrub master still held the sandpaper and gently rubbed it on his back.
Swish.
âIs it okay?â the old man asked carefully.
Chen Yu: âEven cockroaches crawl harder than you. If you really donât have the strength, change to another one.â
Swish!
âUse more strength.â
Swish swishâ¦
Seeing that Chen Yu was indeed not injured and that there were no sticky bloodstains under the sandpaper, the old man was finally relieved and started to rub it forcefully.
But as he rubbed it, he was also secretly shocked.
He had rubbed for more than 20 years, whether it was an ordinary person or a martial artist.
But even he had never heard of a Level 6 martial artist using sandpaper to rubâ¦
âHow hard is this skinâ¦â
âOnly exotic beast skin is only this hard, right?â
Swish.
Swish swish swishâ¦
As he rubbed, the blind old man was suddenly stunned, and the action of rubbing stopped. He reached out to touch Chen Yuâs body a few times, and cold sweat flowed down his back.
âMaster, whatâs wrong?â Sensing that something was wrong, Chen Yu turned his head in puzzlement. âAre you done rubbing?â
âSir⦠Sir, please wait for a while. I need to go to the toilet⦠the toilet.â
âOh, okay then. Go ahead.â
The blind old man rolled and crawled into the washroom at the side. He picked up his cell phone and dialed the number at the front desk. âHello?â
âIs it the security?â
âYou⦠come over and take a look. I think I made a monster out of him.â
âHeâs really a monster! I thought he was weird from the beginning. His skin is so tough! Then I realized that he⦠he has three legs!â
Chen Yu: ââ¦â
â¦
The next day, it was sunny.
8 am.
Everyone who had rested for the whole night gathered on time.
After a brief conversation and breakfast, they got into the taxi of the driver and headed to the west railway station of Bingcheng City.
When they reached their destination, the driver took out a few hundred yuan from his pocket and handed it to Chen Yu. âBrother, this is the fare that you gave me yesterday.â
âItâs only right to pay the fare.â
âI already said that itâs free, I canât take this money.â The driver stuffed the money back without any explanation and then opened the car door, he pointed at the station in front of him. âYou can enter from Gate 2. After you check your tickets, you can wait to get on the bus. But I suggest that you really donât go to Changling City. Go straight back to the south.â
âThank you for your concern, Brother.â
Chen Yu picked up his backpack with his left hand and held BB with his right hand. He led everyone to bid farewell to the driver. âWeâll leave the phone number behind. Weâll contact you when we come back.â
âNo problem.â The driver nodded. âAs long as you can come back alive.â
âGoodbye.â
âGoodbye forever.â
Chen Yu: ââ¦â
They bid farewell to the driver.
Everyone entered Gate 2, swiped their ID cards, and received their tickets.
As soon as they entered the waiting room, Chen Yu and the others were stunned.
They saw that the originally spacious Gate 2 was now filled with people.
Even the innermost hall seemed to have a physical conflict.
âMa Li.â Chen Yu tiptoed and looked around for a moment before instructing, âGo inside and see what happened.â
âOkay.â Ma Li nodded and looked at Ma Yan. âSister, go inside and see what happened.â
âOkay.â
Ma Yan raised her folding surfboard and squeezed into the crowd.
After a while, she squeezed out again.
âWhat happened?â Ma Li asked quickly.
Ma Yan: âI didnât see it.â
Everyone: ââ¦â
ââ¦Why did I see you come back?!â Ma Li roared.
âMa Li, you should go.â Chen Yu held his forehead.
âSheâs really⦠unreliable.â
After sighing, Ma Li helplessly squeezed into the crowd.
About ten minutes later, she returned with an ugly expression.
Chen Yu: âIt doesnât seem like a good thing.â
âOh right.â Ma Li raised her index finger. âBrother Yu, I have bad news.â
âRelease.â
âWe canât go to Changling City anymore.â
âWhy?âChen Yu frowned.
âLast night, a train to Changling City was attacked by the Fair Association. The whole train was turned into wood.â
âWood Powder attack?â Chen Siwenâs expression suddenly changed.
âYes.â Nodding, Ma Li looked at Chen Siwen. âAccording to the information I gathered, two warriors above Level 5 on the train were also killed. Therefore, for the safety of the railway, all trains to the north of Bingcheng City were stopped.â
âThis attack is targeted.â Chen Yu narrowed his eyes and instantly had an analysis in his mind.
âYes.â Ma Li nodded. âIt must be targeted at the government troops from Shanghai. Because according to the time, they should have taken the high-speed railway yesterday.â
âThere are only two warriors above Level 5.â Chen Yu raised his eyebrows. âIt seems that the Fair Association has missed.â
âYeah. The governmentâs support canât be that weak. But what should we do now?â
âWhatâs your suggestion?â
âIâ¦â
Before Ma Li could finish her sentence, Chen Siwen interrupted, âI suggest we go home.â
Pushing Chen Siwen away, Chen Yu said to Ma Li, âContinue. What suggestion?â
âBrother Yu, are you sure you want to go to Changling City?â
âYes.â
âThen letâs go rent a transport.â
âRent a car?â
âRenting a car is so lame.â Ma Li took out her cell phone and made a call. She winked at Chen Yu. âRent a plane.â
â¦
Northeast.
In this vast black land, Ma Li did not have much business.
However, she had a lot of connections. She still contacted a regular aircraft rental company through her friends.
As the various departments of the local government were close to collapse, there was no longer a need to apply for a flight route. As long as they paid, they could fly whenever they wanted.
Everyone threw their bags and paid the money. Then, they smoothly sat in the cabin and waited for the signal.
âNot bad.â
Sitting in the middle of the helicopter, Chen Yu nodded in satisfaction. âSure enough, it was the right decision to bring you here.â
Ma Li said smugly, âYou can absolutely trust me, Ma Li.â
âI want to go homeâ¦â Beside her, Chen Siwen lowered her head and muttered, âWhy did we come here?â
âWhy do you suddenly want to go back so badly?â Chen Yu was puzzled.
âIâm not feeling well.â Chen Siwen covered her neck. âI donât know why, but I can sleep more and more, and I feel that I slept quite well. But my neck hurts, and itâs a little like a pillow, but itâs not a pillow.â
âWhat happened?â Chen Yu frowned.
âI donât know. And I lost both my socks early this morning. My memory is really bad. Hmmâ¦â Chen Siwen exhaled and sniffed. âThe taste in my mouth is also strange.â
âLooks like youâre really tired.â Ma Li patted Chen Siwenâs shoulder. âBrother Yu, why donât you send her back?â
âNo.â Chen Yu rejected decisively. âItâs too dangerous for her to go back alone.â
âYeah.â BB nodded obediently. âItâs too dangerous for Sister to go back alone.â
âWe can send her back by express delivery,â Ma Li suggested.
âThen we might as well find a cemetery to bury her. Otherwise, we wonât be able to find her body.â
âBrother, your words are so nice. Sister is extremely happyâ¦â
In the midst of their conversation, the pilot arrived.
He first greeted everyone in a friendly manner, then sat in the pilot seat and began to operate the helicopter.
Hum â
The helicopterâs engine roared.
The main propeller slowly turned. A deafening noise began to ring out.
âEarphones! Put them on!â Ma Li was experienced. She picked up the black earphones behind the seat and put them on her head.
Everyone followed suit and put on their headsets.
âBosses,â the pilotâs voice came from the headset, âthe target is Changling City. There are some things to pay attention to before taking off. First, is there anyone who needs to go to the toilet?â
Seeing that everyone was silent, the pilot continued, âSecond, you are not allowed to wear hats and scarves. Female comrades, pay attention to your skirts and take care of the children. During the flight, if anything is blown away, please do not suddenly get up to pick it up.â
âThird, please fasten your seat belt. Also, take a look at the safety instructions on the side. If there are any problems, you can alwaysâ¦â
The explanation lasted for five minutes.
Following the operations of the ground crew, the pilot pushed the total distance.
Thud, thud, thud â
The helicopter slowly rose into the air under the continuous layer after layer of rising force.
When it reached the standard altitude and steadied its flight, Ma Li switched the channel of the headset to shared by everyone, filtering out the pilot.
âHello? Can everyone hear me?â
Chen Yu made a â1â sign.
Ma Yan and Chen Siwen also nodded.
âFlying tools, although fast, are relatively dangerous. Itâs very easy to encounter flying exotic beasts.â Ma Liâs expression was serious. âSo, once an emergency happens, we have to jump out of the plane immediately. âTo prevent damage from the propellers, when we jump out of the plane, we must use all our strength to eject. The further we jump, the better.â
âBut the strength is mutual.â Chen Yu pointed at his feet. âEject, donât step on the ground.â
âYes. Itâs best to step on the other side of the wall. Then, everyone, put on your seat belts.â
Everyone began to put on their parachutes.
BB turned to look at Chen Yu. âSir, do we have to wear them too? Doesnât your butt know how toâ¦â
Pa!
Before she could finish her sentence, Chen Yu, who was panicking, covered her mouth.
âEhâ¦â
Ma Li, Ma Yan, and Chen Siwen all stared at Chen Yu suspiciously.
Chen Yu: ââ¦â
âWhatâs wrong with your butt?â Chen Siwen asked.
âHemorrhoids⦠are acting up.â
âWhy did you tell BB about this?â Chen Siwen pressed.
âAh⦠Sheâs curious.â
âBrother Yu, Iâve wanted to ask you for a long time.â Ma Li looked BB up and down. âThis little girl, sheâs not a normal person, right? And sheâs going to Changling City. Itâs such a dangerous operation. Why did you bring her along?â
Chen Yu: ââ¦â
Chen Siwen: Stare.
Ma Li: Stare.
Chen Yu: ââ¦Have you heard? Simba is going to make a comeback again.â
ââ¦Donât change the topic so stiffly!â
â¦
âWarning, warning. Thereâs a helicopter heading towards Changling.â
In the northern suburbs of Bingcheng City.
In a house hidden under the snow, a man was using a special communication device to communicate with the organization.
It was unknown when it started.
There was no longer any signal in the wild.
Therefore, if they wanted to communicate, they could only rely on the periphery of the city.
âReceived. Report the helicopter model.â
Hearing that, the man immediately reported the helicopter model.
âHow many people are on board?â
âThe news came from the city. There are four people in total.â
âIncluding the driver?â
âAh?â The man was puzzled. âThen the driver⦠can he be considered a person?â
ââ¦Alright, got it. We will launch the missile in five minutes and shoot down the enemy. You will send warriors to surround them.â
âYes.â
The communication was cut off.
After pausing for a few seconds, the man once again connected to another channel. âBeautiful girls and warriors, move out!â
ââ¦Yes.â
Buzz buzz â
Outside the house, in a hidden garage.
An SUV full of beautiful maidens was chasing after the helicopterâ¦