Chapter 298 - Humans Really Sleep Like This!
This Curse Is Just Awesome
âWhat are you looking at? If there werenât any vehicles nearby, I wouldnât have taken your bus even if I didnât want the ticket.â
âBullsh*t! If it werenât for the companyâs rules that canât be violated, I would have kicked you out no matter how much money you gave me.â
âItâs clearly the fleetâs problem, how can you still blame it on me?â
âI run 800 times a year. As long as you get on the bus, something bad will happen. Who do you think I should blame?â
In the snow-covered wilderness, the Zhongtong Express Delivery fleet was sailing.
In the lead SUV, Chen Yu and the bearded man were arguing.
âYou are unreasonable.â Chen Yu stretched out his hand and patted the driverâs shoulder. âBrother, how do you go about filing a complaint?â
âOh, Iâm filing a complaint.â The driver turned around and said, âPlease call 045â¦â
Pa!
The bearded man slapped the driver back and said, âYou idiot, are you really going to say it?â
âOh oh!â The driver came back to his senses and said, âNo, we canât make a complaint.â
Chen Yu said, âAre you kidding me?â
âArguing isnât a solution either. Why donât we discuss it?â The bearded man lowered his voice and said, âHow about this? For each ticket, Iâll give you an extra 5,000 yuan. You can take the ride next door. How about that?â
âWhen does the ride leave?â Chen Yu asked.
âThe day after tomorrow at most.â
âNo. Thereâs no time.â
âAre you f*cking eyeing me? So my bus is the only one that can make it?â The bearded man clenched his fists in anger.
âOh, oh, oh ââ
The husky in his hand was instantly pinched in pain and howled miserably.
âAh, Iâm sorry, baby.â The bearded man quickly let go and gently stroked the dogâs head. âDid I pinch you?â
Chen Yu: ââ¦You really have a dog?â
âOf course. I need a companion.â The bearded man glanced at Chen Yu. âMen and women are not good people. I can only raise animals.â
âThere are so many dogs that you donât choose. Are you too stubborn to choose a husky?â
As he said this, the husky and the bearded man turned to look at Chen Yu with the same gaze.
Chen Yu: ââ¦â
The bearded man: âWhy? Do you have a problem with my dog?â
The husky: âMeow?â
Chen Yu: ââ¦I wouldnât dare.â
âMy dog and I are like old friends at first sight. Heâs just like my son,â the bearded man said seriously. âPlease donât talk about my son.â
The husky: âDad!â
âGood boy.â The bearded man intimately rubbed his face against the huskyâs.
Chen Yu: ââ¦â
Sitting in the back seat of the SUV, Chen Yu felt like he couldnât spit out the myriad of complaints in his heart.
âWhatâs wrong?â The bearded man turned around with an unfriendly expression. âWhatâs with that look?â
âDonât you think your dog is abnormal?â
âWhatâs abnormal about it?â
âIt already knows several languages!â
The bearded man looked at the Husky and then at Chen Yu. âWhatâs wrong with that? It proves that my son is smart. Iâve been quite busy recently and donât have time. I also donât like to go south. If the capital was still around, I would have sent it to school a long time ago.â
Chen Yu: ââ¦Alright. As long as youâre happy.â
He didnât want to say anything to this man anymore.
As long as this trip went smoothly, he would be satisfied.
He plucked a few strands of dog fur and threw them out of the window. The bearded manâs expression returned to his serious expression and he said, âKid, youâre going to Bingcheng City?â
âYes.â
âItâs extremely chaotic in the northeast now. Are you looking for death there?â
âThen why are you going to the northeast?â Chen Yu asked. âYou are an elite member of Zhongtong. Donât you have the final say on where you want to go?â
âF*ck.âThe bearded man was angry again. âI get angry whenever you mention this! I ran to the northeast just to avoid you!â
Chen Yu: ââ¦â
âBeijing University rebuilt their school in Shanghai, and the south is more stable. Everyone ran to the south. In order not to run into you, I specially applied for the northeast route. In the end, I didnât f*cking avoid it!â
Hearing this, Chen Yu wanted to laugh.
But he didnât laugh out loud.
âHow about I unload it to the entrance city in front of you guys.â The bearded man said, âYou guys are a group of Level 2 martial artists. If you head north, youâll be courting death.â
âThank you for your concern. Thereâs no need.â
Seeing that Chen Yu was determined to head north, the bearded man didnât say anything else. He closed his eyes and rested his back on his seat.
On the vast, white road.
It stretched as far as the eye could see.
There wasnât a single beast on either side of the road.
The convoy sped up smoothly. It wasnât even noon, and they had already passed through the entrance city, heading straight for the border of the northeast.
âBoss, your luck is pretty good today, huh? Youâve run so far,â said the driver.
The bearded man opened his eyes slightly. âThereâs a big boss ahead.â
âWhat?â The driver was puzzled. âWhat big boss?â
âThereâs a big boss leading the way up ahead.â
The bearded man put his arm out of the car window and looked around. âThere are shallow tracks on the road. Judging from the tracks, they should have been left yesterday. The exotic beasts along the way were all killed by them.â
âThen⦠Then why didnât I see many corpses of exotic beasts?â
âMaybe there werenât even corpses left behind.â
âHissâ¦â The driver sucked in a breath of cold air. âSo strong.â
âKid.â The bearded man turned around. âDo you know who the people in front are?â
âIf Iâm not wrong, they should be government officials from Shanghai,â Chen Yu said.
âItâs not far from the truth.â The bearded man gave Chen Yu a thumbs up. âLooks like you know a lot of insider information. If this batch of people went over, they would definitely start fighting. When the time comes, nuclear bombs and Wood Powder will fly everywhere. With your small body, can you survive for a day?â
Chen Yu did not reply.
He had to go to the northeast no matter what.
That was because this was the most effective way to revive Bahuang Yao.
After entering the Changling Alien Realm, with the reversal of the World Curse, he could easily enter the depths of the alien realm and collect precious juices.
After collecting enough, he could return to Qingcheng and soak in the juice.
If an ordinary person soaked in it, they would recover from the state of wood.
If he soaked in it, he would turn into wood.
After Bahuang Yao revived, he could use the Wood Powder to âremoveâ the state of wood conversionâ¦
Simple, easy, and fast.
It was much easier than going to Shanghai and learning from Bahuang Yi.
Firstly, he didnât know where Bahuang Yi was hiding.
Secondly, those people from the Bahuang family werenât easy to deal with.
His current strength was still a little low.
Thinking of this, Chen Yu said, âBrother, can we go faster? Donât be left too far behind.â
âWhat are you doing?â The bearded man looked Chen Yu up and down.
âFollowing behind the government convoy. Itâs safe.â
Although Chen Yu explained it this way, he did not think that way at all.
He was afraid that the official and Fair Association would be over and they would not reach their destination yetâ¦
Once the officials successfully recovered the Changling Alien Realm and sealed it off. It would not be easy for him to go in and fish.
âThat makes sense.â The bearded man thought for a moment, then nodded and picked up the walkie-talkie. âEveryone, speed up.ân/ô/vel/b//in dot c//om
Then, he looked at the driver. âWe can go faster. This is a rare opportunity. The sooner we get to Bingcheng City, the better.â
âOkay.â
Buzz â
The driver gripped the steering wheel tightly and stepped on the accelerator to the bottom.
In the apocalypse, there were almost no âmiscellaneousâ vehicles outside the city. It was the most coveted racing paradise for many drivers.
âThis performance is amazing.â
Feeling the increasingly stronger push-back feeling, Chen Yu was surprised. âIt can accelerate so much at high speed?â
âDo you think itâs an ordinary private vehicle?â The bearded man curled his lips. âSpeed is the key to escaping. Our cars can actually go faster.â
âThe ejector?â
âYes. The rear of every car has a propulsion device.â
âAwesome.â Chen Yu was envious. âCan I buy this car?â
âYou can too, as long as you have money. Oh rightâ¦â The bearded man seemed to remember something and asked, âLet me ask you something.â
âSay it.â
âA month ago, on the trip back to Qingcheng from Tang City, the Fair Association used Wood Conversion Powder. Why didnât you turn into wood?â
âOh. About that.â Chen Yu remained calm. âWell⦠Why do you say Wood Conversion Powder one moment and Wood Powder the other?â
âItâs just a different name. Theyâre all the same. Donât change the subject. Let me ask you, why didnât you turn into wood at that time?â
âI was in the van to check the condition of the body. The van was isolated from the outside world and no powder came in. I was lucky enough to escape.â
âIs that so?â The bearded man narrowed his eyes.
âYes.â
âKidâ¦â The bearded man knocked on the dashboard of the SUV. âEvery car has a surveillance camera. Are you sure you entered the van at that time?â
ââ¦â
Hearing that, Chen Yuâs muscles tensed up.
In the driverâs seat, the driverâs accelerator subconsciously loosened by half an inch.
âBrother.â Chen Yuâs voice was hoarse. âWhat do you mean?â
âNothing much. Iâm just a little curious.â The bearded man took out two cigarettes from his pocket and handed one to Chen Yu. âIf you donât want to say it, you donât have to say it.â
Chen Yu took it and stuffed it into his mouth. âWhat if I say that Iâm used to drilling into plastic bags when I sleep every day? The powder canât get in.â
âThen wonât you suffocate?â The driver couldnât help but interrupt.
Pa.
The bearded man slapped the back of the driverâs head. âCanât he carry an oxygen tank when heâs sleeping?â
âYes.â Chen Yu nodded. âBecause Iâm afraid of suffocation, I still breathe in oxygen tanks when I sleep at night.â
âAlright then. Iâll believe whatever you say, Brother.â The bearded man gave a half-smile. âJust treat me as an idiot.â
Chen Yu nodded. âAlright.â
ââ¦â The smile on the bearded manâs face froze.
â¦
Night.
The motorcade stopped.
After forming a formation in an open space, the drivers got out of the vehicles to check the condition of the vehicles.
For the entire day, every vehicle was in a high-speed state. Even if the machines were excellent, they still had to undergo temporary maintenance.
Hiss â
Some of the front hatches of some vehicles immediately turned into bubbling water when a handful of snow was thrown.
âThat someone, bring me the board.â
âAll of you, fill it up!â
âF*ck, there seems to be something wrong with my exhaust pipeâ¦â
Amid the noise, Chen Yu, Ma Li, Chen Siwen, and the others also got out of the car and gathered in a place.
âAh⦠After sitting in the vehicle for a whole day, my bones are about to break.â Chen Siwen stretched her body.
âWho told you not to come with me?â Chen Yu carried his backpack and picked up the spirited BB. He commanded, âAll of you, follow me later.â
âGo?â Ma Li was stunned. âThis is such a wild place. Where are we going?â
âAnywhere is fine.â Chen Yu glanced at the camp of the convoy. âAs long as we donât live with them, weâll be much safer.â
Ma Li: â??â
âIf I ask you to leave, just leave. Put on your luggage. Iâll take their Zhongtong Express Delivery. It always happens at night.â
âLeaving without permission⦠Shouldnât we tell the person-in-charge?â Chen Siwen hesitated.
âYes. Heâs so happy.â Chen Yu took out a stack of banknotes from his pocket. âHe gave us a quarter of the money for the tickets.â
Everyone: ââ¦â
âHurry, hurry, hurry! Letâs go quickly,â Chen Yu urged. âThe sky will be completely dark soon. We wonât be able to make it in time.â
Under Chen Yuâs forceful drive, Chen Siwen, Ma Li, and the others left the camp in a daze. They headed east.
They only stopped after walking for a few kilometers.
âItâs so far away. It should be safe, right?â Chen Yu carefully calculated the distance between them and the express delivery convoy.
Ma Li said, âBrother Yu.â
âYes?â
âI think youâre being silly.â
âShut up.â
He pulled open his backpack and took out the three portable tents that the bearded man had given them.
Chen Yu found a relatively flat place and opened the tent.
âIâll sleep in a while. Iâll stay in one tent. BB and my sister will stay in one, and you two will stay in the other.â
After saying that.
Ma Li and Ma Yan said at the same time, âIâm not used to sleeping with women.â
Chen Yu: ââ¦â
BB: âI want to sleep with adults.â
Chen Siwen: ââ¦â
âIf youâre not used to it, then sleep outside.â Chen Yu took out six cans from his backpack and threw two bottles into a tent. He waved his hand impatiently. âThis is for dinner. Hurry up and sleep after you eat. BB, come over here for a moment.â
âMy Lord.â BB ran over immediately.
âI remember you donât need to sleep, right?â Chen Yu whispered into BBâs ear after pulling her into the tent.
âYes.â BB nodded. âGlory Robots donât need to sleep.â
âThen Iâll have to trouble you to be on duty tonight. Coincidentally, you have x-ray vision, so you can check your surroundings at all times. If anything happens, immediately send out an alarm.â
âYes,â BB said seriously.
âGo back and sleep with my sister.â
âI want to sleep with the Lord.â
âThis part wonât do. Sleep with my sister for a few days first.â
ââ¦Alright.â BB left dejectedly.
Pulling his backpack tightly, Chen Yu squinted his eyes and looked in the direction of the caravanâs camp for a while before walking back to the tent.
Clap clap clap!
He clapped his hands and attracted the attention of the four people, he said, âItâs hard to travel. You canât eat well and sleep well. But weâre all martial artists, so we can easily overcome it. When we reach Bingcheng City and thereâs plenty of time, Iâll take everyone to have a good day and relax.â
âThen I want to find a duck.â Ma Yan raised her hand.
âSister, please be serious.â Ma Li held her forehead at the side. âDonât we have one in our team?â
ââ¦â Chen Yu was expressionless. âBe more serious.â
âOkay.â
âAlright, letâs all go to sleep. Good night.â
After saying that, Chen Yu turned around and walked towards his tent.
He couldnât go in. He discovered that Chen Siwen, who was beside him, was in a daze.
âSis, whatâs wrong?â
Chen Siwen: ââ¦I f*cking regret it.â
Chen Yu: âYou deserve it.â
â¦
âPhewâ¦â
After entering the tent, Chen Yu laid down comfortably. He took out his phone to check the time and set the alarm for the next morning.
Then, he took out a piece of chocolate-like candy from his backpack, stuffed it into his mouth, chewed it, and swallowed it.
This was a food with caffeine as the main ingredient.
Ordinary people would usually use it to boost their spirits.
But if it was Chen Yu, he would become a perfect hypnotic drug.
Not long after, sleepiness surged up.
Chen Yu closed his eyes and fell asleep in satisfaction.
ââ¦â
ââ¦â
Rip!
But before he could fall asleep completely, the zipper of the tent was pulled open.
Two black shadows sneaked in.
ââ¦Huh?â
Chen Yu opened his eyes in a daze and saw who it was.
It was Ma Li and Ma Yan.
Chen Yu: ââ¦What are you two doing?â
Clap clap clap!
Ma Yan clapped her hands excitedly three times. âDidnât you clap three times just now? You wanted us to come in the middle of the night.â
Chen Yu: ââ¦â
[Psychological injury: Spirit +6]
âYou guys⦠Are you trying to learn from the Monkey King? And this isnât the middle of the night, right?!â
âDonât you want to come back in the middle of the night? Thereâs not enough time.â Ma Yan began to take off her coat.
âGet lost!!!â
â¦
At the same time.
In the tent next door.
Chen Siwen covered her ears in annoyance. âD*mn it, I just see that those two women arenât good people. They keep trying to seduce my brother, but I havenât had the time to seduce them yet.â
BB: ââ¦Sister, do you want to go take a look?â
âNo.â Chen Siwen turned over and buried her face in the pillow. Her voice was muffled. âGo to sleep.â
âAh⦠Are you going to sleep?â
âYes.â
âAlright.â
Nodding her head, BB leaned over and recalled the memory of helping Chen Yu to sleep. She slowly raised her arm.
âYesâ¦â
âYou have to use more strengthâ¦â
Ka ka.
Clenching her fist, BB finished accumulating her strength. A bright light flashed in her eyes as she aimed at the back of Chen Siwenâs head with a powerful punch!
Duang!
Chen Siwenâs body shook violently⦠and she slowly relaxed.
ââ¦zzZâ¦â
âAs expected.â
BB retracted her small fist happily, and her face turned red. âThis is how humans sleepâ¦â