Chapter 294 - The Invincible Bug!
This Curse Is Just Awesome
Kaâ¦
Kachaâ¦
Qingcheng, on the second floor of the alien realm.
Chen Yu looked at the broken pieces of the spacetime door that were falling off like glass and had a myriad of thoughts.
The BB on his back also had a complicated expression.
âAre you sure you want to go with me?â
âYes.â
âThen we really canât go back.â
âYes.â BB nodded.
Kacha â
Hualaâ¦
With the last crisp sound, the huge dimensional door was completely gone.
Only nrown fragments were left on the ground.
âThereâs nothing leftâ¦â BB muttered.
âI have a feeling.â Chen Yu squatted down, picked up a fragment, and played with it in his hand.
âWhat feeling?â
âMaybe it wonât be long before we go back in again.â
âAh?â BB was puzzled. âDidnât you say that we wonât be able to go back?â
ââ¦â
Chen Yu was silent and did not explain anything.
He took out his backpack, opened the middle pocket, and filled the floor with debris.
When BB saw this, she quickly came over to help.
âPretty lucky,â Chen Yu said as he pretended to be pretending.
âAre you talking about me?â
âNo, Iâm talking about me. Iâm pretty lucky.â Chen Yu shook the broken glass in his hand and explained, âYou know a little about humans, right?â
âA little.â
âHuman society has countries. In Asia, official power is generally strong. So under normal circumstances, the disappearance of an alien realm is definitely news that will shock the whole country.â
Chen Yu shrugged. âEspecially for someone like me. The last one to come out will definitely be unlucky. Fortunately, the country was gone last month. Isnât that lucky?â
âOhâ¦â BB didnât quite understand.
Crash.
Picking up his backpack and zipping it tight, Chen Yu waved his hand. âThatâs enough. Just put these in for research. Leave the rest.â
âOkay.â BB jumped lightly and lay on Chen Yuâs back skillfully.
Chen Yu said, ââ¦Come down first. Put on some clothes before you go out.â
âItâs okay.â BB refused. âThis is good.â
âThis isnât a question of whether you think itâs good or not. Isnât it crazy to not wear clothes in public?â
âYouâre not wearing any either.â
âWhat are you and crazy⦠F*ck! What can you compare to me? And I didnât say that Iâm not wearing any?â
âWhat are you guys doing here?â
While the two of them were arguing, the woman who was selling tickets on the first floor rushed over when she heard the sound. When she saw the two of them without any clothes, she was shocked. âWho are you guys?â
When she noticed that Chen Yu was naked, her face turned pale. âMonster?!â
Chen Yu: ââ¦â
â¦
Five minutes later.
Chen Yu put on a pink down jacket. His waist twisted left and right as he checked up and down. âIt seems a little tight. BB, what about you?â
BB put on a sweater and a pair of gray long johns. She clumsily took a step forward. âItâs⦠a little loose.â
âCan you walk?â
âI can walk, but itâs not very convenient.â
âItâs fine. Iâll go back and find you a new set of clothes.â
âOkay.â BB nodded obediently and then pointed at the female conductor who had fainted on the ground and was only left with her shirt and pants. âWhat about her?â
âNo one came to this alien realm either. Sheâll wake up in two minutes. Donât worry about her.â
As he spoke, Chen Yu took out a stack of hundred-dollar bills from his backpack, placed them under the conductor, and left with BB.
After leaving the alien realm square, he stood in the middle of the T-junction. After thinking for a moment, he decided to bring BB to Ma Liâs side.
He didnât know how to explain it to Mother Chen.
It was not suitable for a little girl to suddenly appear when the family lived together.
Moreover, he had some things to deal with when he went to Ma Liâs house, so it was convenient for BB to go with her.
After thinking about it, Chen Yu picked up BB and changed the direction.
Along the way, BB was dumbfounded and her small neck twisted. Pedestrians, vehicles, flower beds, trees⦠Including the buildings that rose from the ground, everything seemed to be in her eyes.
âProsperous, right?â Chen Yu raised his eyebrows.
âSo powerfulâ¦â BB was shocked. âThis⦠This is the world of Lord Humans?â
âYes.â
âSo many people. Every one of them looks different.â
Chen Yu: â?â
âEvery one of them is unique.â BB sighed. âAs expected of noble humans.â
âWait a minute, arenât your Glory Robots also different in appearance?â
âOur appearance is random, but the type is fixed.â BB explained, âLook at humans, there are tall and short, fat and thin, old and young, men and women⦠Oh, there are men and women, and Glory Robots are the same.â
âNo, they are not the same.â Chen Yu said, âWe also have people who look like men, but in fact, they are women. And there are those that are very beautiful, and they dress like women, but in fact, they are men.â
âOh!â BB was surprised. âAmazingâ¦â
âJust in terms of gender, there are even more amazing things.â Chen Yu was addicted to chatting. âFor example, woman in the upper body, men in the lower body. Man in the upper body, man in the lower body. Women on one side, man on the other side, or man and woman on the same bodyâ¦â
âOh oh oh!â BB covered her mouth. âNo⦠as expected of a human being. A hundred flowers bloom.â
âThatâs a good word.â Chen Yu gave him a thumbs up. âBut I suggest âHundred Ghost Night Walkâ.â
âGhost? What is a ghost?â
âItâs a part of human beings. There are many branches and a huge scale. There are evil ghosts, malicious ghosts, drunkards, smokers, gamblers, female ghosts, poor ghosts, dead ghosts, perverts, devils, little devils, foreign devils⦠and so on. Among them, perverts are the most awesome. They are known as the dominators of the ghosts!â
âItâs so excitingâ¦â BBâs eyes were wide open, and then she sighed dejectedly. âIf only I were a human.â
âDonât think too hard.â
âAh?â
âItâs not so easy to be a human.â
They talked along the way, and not long after.
The two entered the Qingcheng Villa Area and came to the door of Ma Liâs house.
Since some time ago, Ma Liâs house had become Chen Yuâs activity baseâ¦
âWhat a beautiful house.â BB raised her head and praised, âThe human world is really too beautiful.â
âYouâre late. If you came earlier, I would have brought you to the capital city to see where itâs more prosperous.â
âCanât you do it now?â
âYes. The capital city has been destroyed. There should only be ruins now.â Chen Yu pondered. âIf I have the chance to bring you to Shanghai, itâs not bad there too.â
âOkay.â
âDonât talk nonsense when we go in later. Just follow me.â
âOkay.â
Without knocking, Chen Yu climbed over the wall with his BB in his arms and pushed open the villaâs door.
Clang!
The door opened.
In the hall, there were more than twenty naked men hanging on racks.
Under the racks were seven or eight beautiful maids.
Each maid was holding a horsewhip tightly in her handâ¦
Chen Yu: ââ¦â
BB: ââ¦â
Dong.
The door was closed again.
Chen Yu turned around and asked, âBB, did you see it?â
BB: âI⦠I saw itâ¦â
Chen Yu: âLetâs go, Iâll wash your eyes.â
BB: âYou can take it off and redo the system.â
Chen Yu: âGood Idea.â
The two of them had not gone far when Ma Li stumbled out of the door. âBrother Yu! Youâre here.â
âDonât touch me!â Chen Yu jumped up and distanced himself from the other party. âIn broad daylight⦠No, in broad daylight⦠No, itâs a sunny day⦠the army is under broad daylight, what are you guys doing?â
Ma Li stuttered, âWe⦠We didnât⦠do it.â
âSuch⦠Such a hasty scene, and you guys havenât done anything yet?â
âThereâs nothing I can do.â Ma Li spread her hands. âThere are more than 20 death warriors of the Bahuang family, and the underground garage is occupied by Bahuang Yao. I have nowhere else to put them, so I can only put them in the hall on the first floor.â
âWhy are they hanging them up?â
âIf they were tied up and put together, they would always do something to untie the ropes. They wouldnât be able to run away if they were hung up.â
âWhy arenât they wearing clothes?â
âThey are a bunch of stubborn fools. It doesnât make sense. They always think of hiding all sorts of things to harm my subordinates. One of my maids was stabbed.â Ma Li was exhausted. âWe can only strip them naked. Itâs more convenient to inject them.â
âWhat about the whip?â
âIâm not sure about that.â Ma Li shrugged. âMy maids all want to use the whip. They say that itâs finally their turn to play. I donât know what they mean either.â
Chen Yu: ââ¦â
After a moment of silence, Chen Yu carried BB and left. âLetâs go, Iâll bring you to wash your ears again.â
BB: âYou can take them off and redo the system.â
âCan you redo the system for your ears too?â
âYes.â
âAwesome, awesomeâ¦â
âWait⦠wait a minute.â Ma Li quickly went around to stop Chen Yu. âBrother Yu, you have to deal with those death warriors, right? Itâs not a good idea to keep them in my house.â
Chen Yu: âItâs not a good idea to keep them in my house.â
Ma Li: ââ¦â
âAlright then.â
Seeing the other partyâs increasingly hostile gaze, Chen Yu scratched his ear awkwardly. âLet me help you deal with them. Donât make more than twenty death warriors stay in your house for ten months. When you go back, there will be thirty of them.â
Ma Li: âBrother Yu, you really know how to talk.â
Reaching out, he tidied the collar of the baby in his arms. Chen Yuâs smile disappeared. âTake me to see Doramumu.â
âDoramumu?!â
âOh, itâs Bahuang Zhen.â
âPhewâ¦â
Hearing that, Ma Li heaved a heavy sigh of relief, she immediately turned around to lead the way. âBrother Yu, hurry up and settle him. These twenty over death warriors are too difficult to take care of. Not only do they require comprehensive nutrition for three meals a day, they even have to agree on a time to take a dump. How can my house have those bathrooms?â
âAs expected of a death warrior.â Chen Yu praised. âProfessional.â
They went around the main villa.
The three of them walked along the goose egg road through the pavilion and walked to the right side of the villa.
As they walked, Ma Li turned around to look at BB in Chen Yuâs arms.
Chen Yu was expressionless. âIf you want to ask, just ask.â
âIâve wanted to ask for a long time, but I didnât dare to ask.â Ma Li slowed down her pace and moved closer to BB. âWho is this little girl?â
âHello⦠Hello.â BB waved her hand. âRespected Human Lord, my name is BB.â
âRespected human lord?â Ma Li was surprised and looked at Chen Yu. âWhat did she call me?â
âIn the future, if you see anyone, you donât have to address them respectfully.â Chen Yu patted BBâs little head. âJust call her⦠Hmm⦠Eh? Ma Li, whatâs your name again?â
Mary: ââ¦Ma Ma.â
âYes.â Chen Yu nodded. âFrom now on, just call her Ma Ma.â
âHello.â BB waved her hand again. âMa Ma.â
Ma Li was silent for a long time. âThis is your child, right?â
Chen Yu was puzzled. âWhy do all of you say that?â
Soon, everyone came to the side villa.
Ma Li took out the key to open the door and led Chen Yu into the house. In a windowless room, they saw Bahuang Zhen.
It was different from the death warriors in the main hall of the main villa.
Bahuang Zhen was dressed normally. He sat on the wooden bed obediently, as if he was resting with his eyes closed.
âHas he taken the deactivator?â As they walked into the house, Ma Li asked the maid by the door.
âYes.â The maid nodded. âWe just fought for an hour.â
âAlright, letâs leave.â
âYes.â
âWait.â Chen Yu put down BB. âMa Li, take her out too.â
âSirâ¦â BB hesitated.
âItâs alright. Just treat her as a piece of sh*t and ignore her.â
BB: âAlright.â
Ma Li: ââ¦â
Dong!
After closing the door angrily, Ma Li and the other two left.
Only Chen Yu and Bahuang Zhen were left in the room.
âHey, are you dead? Say something.â Sitting on the chair, Chen Yu crossed his legs and patted Bahuang Zhenâs shoulder.
âChen Yu.â Bahuang Zhen opened his eyes and looked at Chen Yu calmly.
âYes, itâs me.â
âWhen will you let me go?â he asked.
âWhen can you not contact the Bahuang family headquarters?â
Bhang Zhen shook his head. âI will contact them after I get out.â
Pa!
âThatâs good.â Chen Yu clapped his hands. âYou wonât be able to get out of here in this lifetime.â
âThen I wonât go out.â Bahuang Zhen closed his eyes again.
âDo you really think that I donât dare to kill you?â Chen Yuâs tone turned cold.
âDeath warriors have never been afraid of death.â
ââ¦â
Chen Yu scratched his chin, feeling troubled.
These death warriors were really impervious to both soft and hard tactics.
A month ago, Chen Yu learned from the communication with Bahuang Zhen that it was the order of the Bahuang clan to find the body of Bahuang Yao.
The purpose was naturally to do research.
And this Bahuang Yaoâs father actually didnât have any doubts. All he wanted to do was to send his daughterâs body to the headquarters and let others dissect and spoil her.
Chen Yu couldnât understand how Bahuang Yi and Bahuang Yao spent their childhood growing up with such a heartless death warrior.
âDog.â Chen Yu rushed forward and lowered his voice. âIâve told you many times. Bahuang Yao isnât dead at all, but if you send her up, she will definitely die.â
âIt doesnât matter if sheâs dead or not.â Bahuang Zhen opened his eyes. âThe family wants her corpse. If you donât give it to them, you will be making an enemy out of the Bahuang clan.â
âAm I not making an enemy out of the Bahuang clan now?â Chen Yu spread his hands. âIâve uprooted all the members of your Qingcheng clan.â
âSo you are playing with fire.â
ââ¦â
After exchanging glances with the other party for a long time, Chen Yu suddenly sat back in his chair and changed his direction. âAlright, you are a good father. Since you are questioning whether your daughter should die, why should I stop you? Itâs your familyâs mess anyway.â
âOf course.â
âThen letâs make a deal.â
âWhat deal?â
âDidnât you want to complete the mission?â Chen Yu narrowed his eyes. âGive me one thing, and Iâll give you the body of Bahuang Yao.â
Bahuang Zhen stood up, his face expressionless, but his eyes flashed with excitement. âWhat thing?â
ââ¦â Chen Yu remained silent.
He could tell that the change in the other partyâs eyes was due to the excitement of completing the mission.
âHow sad.â
After spitting out two, Chen Yu also stood up and said, âItâs a martial art, the Psychic Lock of Dense Luck.â
After saying this, Bahuang Zhenâs expression changed slightly.
âLooks like you know about this thing.â Chen Yu smiled.
âWhat do you want this for?â
âDonât worry about it.â Chen Yu looked elsewhere. âBring me the martial arts and Iâll give you the corpse.â
Over the past month, Chen Yu finally thought of a way to resurrect Bahuang Yao.
He would learn Bahuang Yiâs âPsychic Lock of Dense Luckâ.
Then, he would randomly find a criminal and bind himself to the criminal.
After binding him, he would commit suicide.
After death, Bahuang Yao would resurrect.
Then, he would kill the criminal.
If the criminal died, he would also resurrect.
With this operation, wouldnât he and Bahuang Yao both come back to life?
Moreover, if he played this trick well, he and Bahuang Yao would be able to resurrect endlessly, crazily blocking bugs!
âInvincible.â
As he thought about it, Chen Yu revealed a smile of a âfoolâ.
However, Bahuang Zhenâs next sentence made his smile freeze.