Chapter 210 - Changing the Safety Officer (1)
This Curse Is Just Awesome
âYouâre f*cking called Chen Yu?!â
Hearing this roar, Chen Yu quivered, âAh⦠No, Iâm Zhang Tie, the safety officer of Class 2. Why are you looking for Chen Yu?â
Everyone in the room: ââ¦â
Pah!
The fat man fiercely slammed the table. âDonât f*cking play tricks with me! How could I f*cking eat you?!â
âEat, you canâtâ¦â
âThen why are you acting like this?â
âBut you canât take even one bite.â
Pa!
The fat man was furious. His eyes were wide open. âSay one more f*cking word to me?! Do you believe that Iâll bite you two more times?â
Chen Yu: ââ¦Believe it.â
âYou really dare to f*cking believe it? Youâre calling me a dog?â
The fat man was even angrier. He rolled up his sleeves and was about to charge forward.
The leaders in the room quickly went forward to stop him.
âBrother Gou, forget it.â
âDirector Gou, donât lower yourself to the level of a childâ¦â
âRight, calm down.â
âWhat kind of dog can be compared to you, Director Gouâ¦â
The fat man immediately turned his head. âWait a minute, who said that sentence just now?â
Everyone was stunned. Leader 1 looked at Leader 2.
Leader 2 looked at Leader 3.
Leader 3 looked at Leader 4â¦
After going around in a circle, all the leaders formed a closed loop. After hesitating for a moment, they finally looked at the fat man.
âWhy are you all looking at me? I f*cking asked who said that!â
âSir⦠Sir, it was you who said that.â
âYes, Brother Gou.â
âWe heard what you said.â
âItâs all that little bastardâs fault. Look at how angry Brother Gou isâ¦â
The fat man was puzzled. âHmm⦠Did I say that?â
âYes, yes, yesâ¦â The leaders nodded one after another.
âIs that soâ¦â The fat man seemed to be deep in thought.
On the side, Chen Yu could not help but whisper to Duan Ye and Bahuang Yao, âHe doesnât look very smart.â
âWho the hell said that?!â the fat man roared angrily.
The leaders turned around at the same time and stared at Chen Yu.
Chen Yu was shocked and immediately threatened, âIf you dare to say that I said it, I will tell him who said it just now.â
All the leaders turned around again and stared at the fat man.
âF*ck!â The fat man slammed the table. âYou all still want to f*cking say that I said it?â
âYes, yesâ¦â
âIâm so angry with the director.â
âDirector Gou, please calm downâ¦â
âAll of you, f*ck off!â The fat man waved his hand angrily. âAll of you, get lost. Donât bother me in the room.â
Everyone looked at each other and left the room with a sigh.
Chen Yu and Duan Ye also looked at each other and left the room with a sigh.
âF*ck! Come back!!â The fat man felt that his lungs were about to explode from anger. âDid I f*cking ask the two of you to get lost?â
Duan Ye obediently entered the room and stood behind Bahuang Yao.
Chen Yu hesitated for a moment, then obediently entered the house and stood behind Duan Ye.
âYou!â The fat man pointed at Chen Yu. âCome out! Donât hide behind a woman.â
Chen Yu looked at Duan Ye in front of him and was surprised. âWhen did you cut it?â
âTeacher.â Duan Ye raised his hand. âHe was the one who scolded you just now. You should expel him. Iâve had enough with him.â
ââ¦â
The fat manâs body gradually trembled. âAll of you should stop. My patience is limited. You, Chen Yu, come out.â
Chen Yu cautiously took a few steps forward and stood in the middle of the meeting room. âDirector Gou, please speak.â
âHuâ¦â
The fat man took a deep breath and tried hard to calm his emotions. After a long while, he said, âIâve asked all of you to come here because of a few damn things. One of them is related to you. Give me a f*cking good answer.â
Chen Yu nodded. âThatâs a f*cking yes.â
The fat man: ââ¦Donât f*cking copy me.â
âOkay, go ahead.â
âThose b*stards from the Qi Martial Arts School have found the teaching office and suggested that you f*cking switch from a physical martial arts major to a Qi martial arts major. Do you f*cking like Qi martial arts? Or do you like physical martial arts?â
As soon as he said that, more than ten heads poked out from both sides of the conference room door.
Turning around, Chen Yu looked at the leaders behind him and rubbed his chin. âWhat benefits can there be from changing majors?â
âThere are too many benefits, Student Chen Yuâ¦â A leader could not help but walk in from outside the door.
Crashâ¦
Before he could finish his sentence, he was smashed by a vase on the table by the fat man. âI f*cking told you guys to get lost. Are you guys lost?â
The leaders were terrified and pulled their heads back.
âTell me, which f*cking major are you going to?â
Chen Yu probed, âCan I join both academies?â
The fat manâs expression was unfriendly. âYou f*cking fart.â
âThenâ¦â Chen Yu thought for a long time. âGive me a few days to think about it, and Iâll give you an answer.â
âI f*cking gave you a few decades to think about it, and you f*cking got fired.â
Chen Yu frowned. âYour temper is too bad. This is a matter of life and death. You have to let me think about itâ¦â
âThe child is right.â Outside the door, a leader of the Qi Martial Arts School could not help but walk in. âThis is a matter of life and deathâ¦â
Dong!
This time, the fat man directly threw the chair over and smashed it on the ground. âIf anyone dares to come in again, Iâll f*cking kill Chen Yu. None of you will get him!â
Chen Yu: ââ¦â
Duan Ye immediately turned around and walked out. âDirector, I will come in later. You have to keep your word.â
ââ¦â Chen Yu was expressionless as he slowly pulled out the seven wolf belts on his waist.
âNah⦠I was just joking.â Duan Ye walked back embarrassedly.
âHurry up.â The fat man anxiously urged, âI will give you three seconds. Where are you going?â
âIf I go to the Qi Martial Arts School, Will I still be able to attend classes at the Physical Martial Arts School?â
âAre you f*cking dreaming?â
âAlright then.â Chen Yu nodded and made a decision. âIâm not going anywhere.â
Pa! The fat man slammed the table and shouted, âI told you! Donât f*cking copy me!â
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Outside the house, when the people from the Qi Martial Arts School heard Chen Yuâs answer, they left dejectedly.
The leaders of the physical martial arts major were in high spirits as they left together.
âAlright. This matter is over.â The fat man panted. From the drawer of the table, he took out three pieces of documents. âNext, there are two things that I need to inform your class. But before I do so, let me f*cking introduce myself first. My surname is Gou, my name is Sheng, and my full name is Gou Sheng. You can call me Director Gou.â
Bahuang Yao bowed. âGood morning, Director Gou.â
Duan Ye bowed. âGood morning, Director Gou.â
Chen Yu nodded. âGood morning, Director Gou.â
âOkay.â His anger subsided slightly, and Gou Sheng distributed the three parts of the document to the three of them.
âWhat is this?â Duan Ye took it and asked.
âDonât you f*cking know how to read it?â
âIs it the Student Unionâs application document?â Bahuang Yao was surprised.
âYes.â Gou Sheng nodded. âSign your name and youâll be able to enter the Student Union.â
âWhat are the benefits of entering the Student Union?â Chen Yu asked.
âBenefits! Benefits! Your f*cking mind is full of benefits!â Gou Sheng could not suppress his anger anymore. âThe Student Union is one of the most important parts of the school. Do you f*cking think there are any benefits?â
âBrother Yu,â Duan Ye explained from the side. âThere are many benefits to joining the Student Union. The first is to completely become a part of the school. Beijing University and Tsinghua University, as you know, are the true top schools in the country. If we join the Student Union, it is equivalent toâ¦â
âJoining*.â Chen Yu understood. âI understand.â
âOkay.â Duan Ye flipped open the document. He continued to explain, âIf you want to become a professor, assistant, security officer, or even a commander of the school, the prerequisite is to join the Student Union. The school faces the Student Union, and the resources available to ordinary students are completely different.â
âIf you join, you canât just quit, right?â
âYes.â Duan Ye nodded and looked at Chen Yu. âIf you sign, youâre bound to the school. Unless the higher-ups expel you, you canât quit.â
âBut if you sign it, you wonât be an ordinary student anymore,â Gou Sheng suddenly said. His expression was serious. âInstead, youâll represent the country and become a national figure. Youâll be able to enter regions and places, and if the mission requires it, you can even command the city-level departments through the schoolâs application.â
Hearing this, Chen Yu looked at the documents in his hands. For some reason, he thought of Zhang Gang in his mind.
Lowering his head, he flipped through the paper and looked at the clauses. After a long while, he handed the document back. âI choose not to join.â
Gou Sheng raised his eyebrows. âAre you f*cking sure? This kind of opportunity doesnât come every time.â
âYes.â
âOkay.â Gou Sheng put the document back into the drawer and looked at Duan Ye and Bahuang Yao. âWhat about you guys?â
Bahuang Yao bit her lips and hesitated for a while before shaking her head. âIâm⦠Iâm sorry, I donât want to join for the time being.â
âOh, thatâs weird.â Gou Sheng took back Bahuang Yaoâs document. âOther people canât even get in, but you people who are invited are still f*cking excited. What about you, that fish carrier? Are you giving up too?â
Duan Yeâs face was full of black lines. âMy name is Duan Ye. How did you think of fish carrier?â
âIâm too lazy to register. Quickly decide whether to join or not. Iâm f*cking busy.â
âIâ¦â Duan Ye flipped to the last page. âIâll join.â
Chen Yu narrowed his eyes and scratched his ear. âDuan Ye, I donât feel very good. You can think about it more.â
âThereâs nothing to think about.â Duan Ye smiled. âAlthough I donât know what you two are thinking, joining the Student Union is a very good choice. I donât like power, but I need resources, resources that can not be bought with credits. Andâ¦â
âAnd what?â
âAnd a class with members of the Student Union has a very, very high weight. Whether itâs doing tasks or daily cultivation, itâs twice the result with half the effort. Itâs very convenient.â
Duan Ye picked up the pen on the table and looked at Chen Yu seriously. âOur class needs this kind of weight.â
After saying that, he signed his name.
Chen Yu blinked and did not know what to say. He could only nod. âThen, I congratulate you.â
âSame.â
âFinally, thereâs a f*cking normal person.â
Gou Sheng took the document in satisfaction and looked at the signature. He suddenly flew into a rage. âYou f*cking signed with a fish?!â