Chapter 21
This Curse Is Just Awesome
Translator: Nyoi-Bo Studio Editor: Nyoi-Bo Studio
âI have to take everything off just for a radiation test?â
âYes.â The female staff smiled and said, âThis way, the test will be more comprehensive.â
âB*llshit.â Chen Yu was angry. He pulled tightly onto his shorts and said, âHow much of an effect can a pair of shorts have? Youâre asking me to take everything off? Iâd rather not get out of here at all.â
âThen⦠alright. Sir, please calm down a little. Letâs start with the test nowâ¦ân/ô/vel/b//in dot c//om
Chen Yu stood before a few instruments, and it was confirmed that the radiation on him didnât exceed the standard figure. So, Chen Yu left, albeit with a sulky look on his face.
After he left, there was a commotion among the numerous ladies behind the glass-enclosed room as they began to excitedly talk about Chen Yu with each other.
âThis handsome man is simply too stylish, isnât he?â
âSuper manly!â
âBest of the best! A masterpieceâ¦â
âDid you guys see him down there? He was almost too big to be wrapped.â
âGoody-goodyâ¦â
âIâm droolingâ¦â
At one of the workstations by the window, a bespectacled young man asked, puzzled, âSister Wang, normal testing doesnât require one to strip off all clothing, right?â
The woman named Sister Wang replied in a slow, unhurried manner, âI just wanted to see how big he was.â
The young man: â???â (speechless)
...
Chen Yu left the isolation room and returned to the changing room in Hall One. He took off the bath towel, ready to change back into his own clothes.
As there were large mirrors in the changing room, he happened to catch a glance of his figure and was instantly stunned.
Because what he saw in the mirror was his manly face, which wore a resolute, steadfast expression; his outstanding personality, which differentiated him from the crowd; and his masculine body, which bulged with well-defined muscles.
He also seemed to have grown a little taller.
But these things were all on the outside.
On the inside, there seemed to have been a considerable change as well.
âEh?â
Chen Yu walked closer to the mirror and opened his eyes wide to carefully observe himself. âAm I this handsome? How come I didnât notice before?â
âSeems like this has something to do with the radiation after allâ¦â
As a bisexual man, Chen Yu didnât care too much about his image. After looking in the mirror for a while, he put on his clothes, reclaimed his phone, and left Hall One.
And at this time, after subjecting the items to a round of cleaning, the staff returned the cigarettes and cash Chen Yu had found on the corpse.
...
By the time he walked out of âPortalâ Square, it was close to 7 in the morning.
It was already daybreak.
Chen Yu stopped in his tracks to quietly take in a few minutes of the cool morning air. Then, he took out the pack of Lesser Pandas (Filter Cigarettes), lit a cigarette, and stuffed it into his mouth.
While smoking, he walked towards No. 2 Middle School.
It happened to be the time school started, so the streets were full of students and parents sending their children to school.
Along the way, Chen Yu was quite the eye-catcher, making many people turn around to take a second look at him.
He attracted the attention of many lady comrades.
As a result, he found himself in an âoverwhelmingly flatteredâ state, which seemingly caused him to walk with a smooth gait.
Ten minutes later.
He arrived at the entrance to No. 2 Middle School. Looking at the schoolâs field and several buildings, Chen Yu couldnât help but sigh.
This school had become so âdramaticallyâ irrelevant to himâ¦
He squatted by the school gate and lost track of how much time had gone by before his sisterâChen Siwenâappeared.
âYu!â
The moment she caught sight of Chen Yu, Chen Siwen, who was carrying a bag, happily ran over to him and said, âHow long have you been waiting here? I was just about to give you a cal⦠erm? Youâ¦â
âWhatâs wrong with me?â
âYouâ¦â Chen Siwen frowned and circled around Chen Yu. She looked him up and down before saying, âYou seem to have changed?â
Chen Yu rubbed his chin, feeling smug, and asked, âIâve become handsome, you mean?â
âNo. How should I put itâ¦â Chen Siwen deliberated for a moment, trying to find the right words to describe him. âI should say⦠became more manly.â
âIs it the smell of sweat? Or body ordor?â
Chen Siwen: ââ¦â (speechless)
âItâs probably because of the hormones,â Chen Yu answered thoughtfully.
He remembered that in the Foreign Realm, heâd gained a lot of strange âattributesââ¦
âYouâve also grown taller, right?â Chen Siwen stood on her tiptoes to compare her height to Chen Yuâs. âWhat on earth have you been eating over the past two days in school?â she asked.
âI just ate that Qi-boosting Elixir. Nothing else.â
âThe Qi-boosting Elixir is actually that effective?â Chen Siwenâs eyes sparkled as she asked, âOr could it be that you have the talent to absorb elixirs better than ordinary people?â
âMaybe itâs the latter.â Chen Yu was about to give his family a precautionary heads-up so they were mentally prepared. âMy strength is rapidly increasing now. That Qi-boosting Elixir really helped a great deal.â
âThatâs great.â Chen Siwen happily clasped her hands together. Then, she opened her bag and took out another Qi-boosting Elixir, which she handed to Chen Yu. âHere, eat it,â she said.
âIâll eat it when I get back to the dormitory.â
âEat it now.â
âDonât worry. I wonât sell it.â Chen Yu put away the Qi-boosting Elixir, patted his chest, and said, âThe effect of the elixir is so good that I canât have enough of it. Itâs impossible for me to want to sell it. Iâll eat it in the peace of my dormitory when I get back.â
âIf you find that you canât get enough of it, I, your sister, will find a way to get more of it for you.â
âNo, no, donât! Iâve heard that it isnât good to eat too much of this stuff. I might develop some resistance to it. Four is enough.â That said, Chen Yu pretended to take out his phone to look at the time and said, âSister, youâre going to be late for work. Hurry along now. Iâm going back to school this very instant.â
âAlright, you run along.â Chen Siwen nodded.
âYou go first.â
âNo, you go first. Iâll watch you go into the school before I leave.â
âDonât. Iâll watch you go before I enter schoolâ¦â
âYou go.â
âYou goâ¦â
âYou go first.â
âItâs better if you goâ¦â
âWhat the h*ll is wrong with you? Are you going in or not?!â Chen Siwen flew into a rage, her pretty brows furrowing into a frown as she questioned, âIs there something youâre hiding from me?â
âWhat is there to hide from you?! Iâm being courteous and polite, and still, you get angry.â Perspiration was forming on Chen Yuâs forehead as he turned around to walk towards the school. Finally, he said, âFine, Iâll go, alright?â
After taking a few steps, he looked back and saw that Chen Siwen was still standing in the same place. The look on her face boded ill.
Chen Yu: ââ¦â (speechless)
[Mental damage inflicted: Mental state +1]
Left without any choice, Chen Yu could only continue to walk towards the school, pass through the gate, and enter the school building. It was only then that he saw Chen Siwen leave.
âPhewâ¦â
He let out a sigh of relief, about ready to do the same and leave the school.
But he suddenly felt a tap on his shoulder from behind.
âWho is it?â
He subconsciously turned his head and found that it was the Class Two monitress of the Senior Three cohort.
âIs it really you?â Carrying her backpack, the monitress frowned and said, âHavenât you been expelled? What are you doing back in school?â
âWhat has it got to do with you?â
âHow does it not have anything to do with me? Iâm from the Student Council. People from outside the school are not allowed to enter the school premises casually.â
âOK! Iâll leave now.â
âYou think No. 2 Middle School is some place where you can come and go as you please?â
ââ¦â Chen Yu asked, âD*mn it, are you sick in the head?â
The monitressâ expression changed. âWhy are you cursing?!â
âWhat the hell do you want?â
â⦠I just wanted to ask, have you been using cosmetics lately? What brands have you been using? How did your skin become so goodâ¦â
Chen Yu: â⦠Iâm using the radiation brand. You can give it a try.â
âForget it if you donât want to share.â The monitress took a step back in dissatisfaction and said, âNot devoting your efforts to your strength, and yet here you are, getting all fancy. No wonder you were expelled.â
Chen Yu: ââ¦â (speechless)
âIf you canât even make it into college, whatâs the use of getting all dressed up and looking so handsome? Youâre only worthy of hanging out with the lowest level of society.â
Hearing this, Chen Yu couldnât help but laugh. He took out a cigarette and lit it. Then, he stuffed it into his mouth, took a deep breath, and let out a puff of smoke in the monitressâs face.
âYou⦠what are you doing?â
âYouâre right. I know I canât get into college, and I donât want to make it in either.â That said, Chen Yu turned around to leave. âIâll just try to enter a key university for fun.â
âKey university?â The monitress curled her lips in disgust and said, âKey university, indeed! Are you even worthy of saying those two words?â