Chapter 119 - Welcome Home
This Curse Is Just Awesome
Sitting inside the mecha, Chen Yu patted his thigh. âCome, sit here.â
âBut⦠But the swordâ¦â
âWhat sword? Didnât you say you gave it to me?â
âAhâ¦â BB opened her mouth. âWh⦠When did I say⦠sayâ¦â
âLook at how scared you are.â Chen Yu pursed his lips and handed the long sword back. âIâll give it to you. Can I really take it? How big of a face do I have?â
âThank⦠Thank you, Sir.â
BB carefully inserted the long sword back into the top of her head. She sat on Chen Yuâs body and activated her mecha.
However, as the mecha rose into the air, BBâs body kept moving.
Chen Yu frowned. âAre you f*cking scratching?â
BB: ââ¦â
âDonât move. What are you doing?â
âYou⦠Youâ¦â
âWhatâs wrong with me?â
âYouâre not wearing any clothes. Itâs not⦠comfortable to sit on your bodyâ¦â BB lowered her head.
Pa!
Chen Yu patted his bald head. âOh right, Iâm not wearing any clothes⦠But whatâs going on with this naturalnessâ¦â
BB: ââ¦â
âWhatever. Letâs go first and find a place to get some clothes.â
âWhere to?â BB asked.
Unknowingly, the leader of the two had changed to Chen Yu.
âDonât contact any of the Glory Unitâs cyborgs now, and donât contact the Origin Robot either. Communications have been leaking. Next time, we might not be able to hide.â
âBut we canât go back to the moon with just one mechâ¦â
âWho said weâre going back to the moon?â Chen Yuâs eyes flashed coldly.
âThen⦠Then where are we going?â
âDo you know the location of the alien server?â
âI know⦠Ah?!â BB was shocked. âYou⦠Youâre going toâ¦â
âNo. Iâm just asking.â Chen Yu leaned back in his seat. âIs the alien server with the aliens?â
âIâm not sure. The information about the alien civilization has not been updated for a long time.â
âOh⦠Is the security of the server very tight?â
âNo.â BB shook her head. âThe alien server is in the old alien spaceship. Glory used a sound detector to scan it. Other than the operating server, there is no other mechanical reaction.â
âThen why didnât you use a missile to blow it up?â
âThe server will retaliate. Furthermore, it is inside the spaceship. The outer wall of the spaceship is very thick, and the hardness is too high. It can not be blown up easily.â
âYou can send troops to take it down.â
âWe canât. It is 10,000 meters underground. The passage is full of high-voltage power grids. There is no way to get in.â
âHigh-voltage power gridsâ¦â Chen Yuâs eyes flashed.
If he had to say this, he would be in high spirits.
âItâs decided.â
Chen Yu waved his hand. âGo find the alien server. Lend me your sword, and Iâll destroy it for your Gloryâ¦â
â¦
Night.
The two of them were halfway through their journey when they randomly found a forest to land in.
They were going to do some renovations.
Chen Yu, who was wearing a grass skirt, started a fire.
He skinned and barbecued the small animals that he had hunted.
Sizzle⦠Sizzleâ¦
The sound of oil heating up made Chen Yu rub his hands and move his index finger.
âIs this the food of human adults?â BB sat at the side and curiously observed the meat.
âYes. What do you guys usually eat?â
âChange the battery.â
ââ¦Alright, forget I said anything.â
Chen Yu picked up a piece of 80% cooked meat and blew on it. âHu, hu.â
Then, he took a big bite of three-fourths of the meat and chewed it in satisfaction.
[Eating: Hunger +41]
Munch, munchâ¦
[Eating: Hunger +46]
Munch, munch, munch, munchâ¦
After destroying four or five pieces of meat in succession, Chen Yu sucked on his fingers and found that the BB was staring at him without blinking.
âWhat are you looking at?â
âWhat does it feel like to eat?â
ââ¦Why donât you try one?â
Reaching out and taking the lean meat, the BB imitated Chen Yu and spat on the meat. âPfft.â
Chen Yu: ââ¦â
Then, she took a bite of the meat and chewed hard.
Munch, munchâ¦
Chen Yu: âIs it good?â
âI canât taste it.â The BB licked the corner of her mouth. âBut this warm feeling⦠is so good.â
âThe most wonderful thing about eating is its taste.â Chen Yu took a piece of half-cooked food and bit down three-fourths of it. âEven if itâs the same ingredient, the taste will be different depending on the heat. Adding seasoning is one kind of taste, but not adding it is another kind of taste.â
BB sucked her finger. âHumans⦠are so good.â
âHumans have their bad points too. For example, eating bad food can lead to poisoning, disease, parasites, and so onâ¦â
At this point, Chen Yu sighed. âI really want to experience it.â
BB: ââ¦â
âYouâre welcome. Come, continue eating.â
âThank you.â
A few pounds of meat were divided by the two of them.
After a simple arrangement, Chen Yu lay on the grass and looked at the night sky. âIn this world, there are no stars.â
âOnce you leave the atmosphere, you can see them,â BB replied.
âThat would be meaningless. Looking up at the stars is a mammalâs instinct. Sometimes, itâs not just to âseeâ.â
âIs that soâ¦â BB could not understand.
âLetâs not talk about this. Letâs talk about something else. How old are you?â
â683 years old.â
ââ¦â Chen Yu turned over. ââ¦Letâs go to sleep.â
âYou donât want to talk anymore?â
âI donât want to talk anymore.â
The forest immediately fell silent.
The sound of the flames burning was very helpful to sleep. However, Chen Yu did not feel sleepy at all.
After a while, he turned around and saw BB staring straight at him. âWhy are you staring at me in the middle of the night? Arenât you going to sleep?â
âI donât need to sleep.â
âBut I do. Can you help me?â
âYes!â BB immediately sat up. âTell me, what do you want me to do?â
âDo you know how to do anything?â
âYes.â
âReally⦠Youâre willing to do anything?â
âRight?â BB tilted her head in confusion. âWhat do you want to Do?â
âThen Iâll try your performance.â
Chen Yu suddenly lay down in a âUâ shape and pointed at the back of his head. âGive me a knock.â
BB: ââ¦â
âHurry up.â
âWhy⦠Why?â
âItâs a massage, the highest form of human enjoyment. Knock me out, knock me out and Iâll fall asleep.â
âThatâ¦â BB tentatively raised her hand, gently patted on Chen Yuâs head.
Pop!
âIs that so?â
Chen Yu looked back: âBird droppings fall are stronger than you. You use a little strength!â
Pow!
âHarder!â
PA! PA!
âUse more strength! Use more strength!â
Pa! Pa! Paâ¦
âWhat are you doing?â Chen Yu turned around again. âAre you trying to show your weakness in front of me? Canât you use more strength?!â
Dong!
âWhatâs wrong with you?â
Dong! Dong!
âDo you have muscle weakness?â
Duang!!!
ââ¦zzZâ¦â
She retracted her hand and looked at Chen Yu who was sleeping soundly. BB was deep in thought. âSoâ¦â
âThis is how humans sleepâ¦â
â¦
Whooshâ
The next day, in the morning.
The mecha carrying Chen Yu and BB finally arrived at their destination.
Area A â alien spaceship.
Pa da.
The mecha landed. Chen Yu jumped down and looked at the familiar spaceship in front of him. His face was filled with black lines. âF * ckâ¦â
âIsnât this the place where I came out?â