Chapter 624 Question after question, the math questions that made everyone vomit blood!
I am Really a Superstar
The were countless people waiting.
âWhere are the questions?â
âTeacher Zhang, hurry up!â
âWeâre all waiting for them!â
âIâm going to get Zhang Yeâs calligraphy for sure!â
âHaha, if all of us answer correctly, then with tens of thousands of us winning the calligraphy prize, Teacher Zhang might not be able to complete them even after his 30th birthday!â
âHehehe, we can finally get something out of Zhang Ye!â
âYeah, he has always been the one winning against others. Looks like the tables have finally turned. He will lose this for sure. The wisdom of the crowd is infinite. Everyone, letâs work together to finish off Teacher Zhang!â
âLetâs shake hands.â
âLetâs build an alliance!â
âRight, if one of us cannot win against him, then letâs stand together to deal with Teacher Zhang. Even if Teacher Zhang has superhuman powers, he canât compete with the essence of everyoneâs wisdom combined together. Besides, he has already stated that it will be a second or third grade type of math question, so this time, we must show Zhang Ye how good we are!â
âAgreed!â
âSeconded!â
âLetâs get ready, everyone!â
âWe even have a Peking University Math Department teacher taking part, hahahaha. That means heâs Zhang Yeâs colleague, a fellow math teacher from the countryâs best education institution. Zhang Ye must not have expected a fellow colleague would join in the fun, otherwise, how would he dare to boast and even put up prizes for the correct answer. Come on, letâs all follow the Peking University math teacherâs answer! Since the answers are all publicly shown and Zhang Yeâs rules donât forbid copying either, shouldnât it be alright?â
âRight, thereâs also support from the Peking University students. These students are all the most straight-A students among the straight-A students. I donât believe that, with so many of us, we canât crack some elementary math questions!â
Everyone felt confident. Along with Zhang Yeâs teasing antics earlier to fan up interest, everyone was stoked and took up the challenge. If they could make Zhang Yeâwho had an unblemished record in online battlesâtaste defeat this time, everyone would surely be delighted to see it. Even Zhang Yeâs hardcore fans did not mind this outcome. You could even say they couldnât wish more for this outcome as they were the ones who were shouting and belittling Zhang Ye more than anyone else. Faced with such a scene, many people were overwhelmed. They wondered just how damn unlikeable Teacher Zhang could get!
However, Zhang Ye kept his calm and was tickled by all that was happening. He understood that this was actually how an entertainment star should be. Being belittled like this by the fans and people was actually not a reflection of them disliking you. Just like what was happening here right now, it meant that everyone actually really liked Zhang Ye.
It was time for the question!
Watched by tens of thousands of pairs of eyes, the first question was released!
The first problem of Zhang Yeâs Classroom: Little Zhang is the owner of a shoe shop. A pair of shoes cost ï¿¥20 to buy and sell for ï¿¥30. A customer pays with a ï¿¥50 bill, but as Little Zhang did not have any spare change, he takes the ï¿¥50 to a neighboring shop to change for five ï¿¥10 notes. Finally, he gives ï¿¥20 of change to the customer. Later, when the neighboring shop discovers that the ï¿¥50 note is counterfeit, Little Zhang has no choice but to pay them ï¿¥50. All in all, how much money did Little Zhang lose?
âItâs just this question?â
âIt looks pretty simple!â
âHaha, come on, this looks like a very normal question.â
Many people had posted their comments immediately when they saw this question. After doing some calculations, they also posted their answers onto Weibo and felt that they had answered it correctly. However, after they had posted their answers online, they were in for a shock when they discovered that even in their group, people had different answers to the question!
Some answered 20 RMB.
Some said it was 30 RMB.
There were also those who answered with 50 RMB.
They all nearly got into an argument over this.
âItâs obviously 20 RMB!â
âNo, it has to be 50 RMB, do you all know how to math at all?â
âIt definitely has to be 30 RMB, if itâs not, Iâll run into a wall!â
âItâs 60!â
The first question had already stumped most of the people who participated. Only then did these people realize how that was not some damned normal question at all. There was surely some trick to it somewhere, otherwise, why would they all arrive at different answers?
However, what left them truly shocked were the next set of questions!
After reading the next few questions, everyone suddenly felt that the first question was indeed just a very normal and typical elementary math question!
â¦â¦
The second problem was next.
From 1 to 10, these numbers have been divided into four groups:
1, 3, 7, 8;
10;
5, 9;
2, 4, 6.
Please explain the pattern that was used to separate them into their groups.
âAh?â
âWhat is this?â
âPattern? How is there any pattern in that ass fart of a sequence!â
âPermutations and combinations? It isnât that either! Besides, this topic shouldnât be covered in the syllabus for elementary school math, right? Arenât these numbers just randomly arranged? Thereâs no pattern at all!â
âYour sister, what kind of questions are these!â
âIâm going crazy!â
The netizens began to be stunned by what they were looking at.
â¦â¦
Followed by the third problem.
7111=0. 8809=6. 2172=0. 6666=4. 1111=0. 2222=0. 0000=4. 5555=0. 8193=3. 8096=5. 4398=3. 9475=1. 9038=4. 3148=2.
Derive the following:
2889=?
âHoly f**k!â
âIâm gonna faint!â
â2889?â
âIs this an addition-subtraction equation? Using the above established answers to do addition and subtraction!â
âLet me check which two figures when subtracted would give 2889.â
âThatâs not right, thereâs no way to do add or subtract with those numbers to get 2889 at all!â
âAhhhhhhhh!â
â¦â¦.
Question 4:
This was a picture-based problem.
In the first row: The images below are aliensâfollowed by four pictures of organisms
In the second row: The images below are not aliensâfollowed by four pictures of organisms
The question came at the third row where five pictures of organisms were shown: Please circle which of the following are aliens.
ââ¦â
âNone of these pictures are the same!â
âHow can we deduce anything like that?â
âIn my opinion, these are all f**king aliens!â
Finally, Zhang Ye said: âAlright, itâs just these four questions for now, so everyone please give them a try. There are still 40 minutes left. If you can answer all of them correctly, there will be a prize. There are no rules; you may copy other peoplesâ answers too. Just collate all of the answers and comment with a Weibo account and that is enough. Finally, I would like to assure everyone that these are really just elementary math problems for primary school students. I wonât set a question for everyone if it exceeds the level of fifth grade students.â
When everyone saw this, they went even crazier!
âIâm so shocked that I have pissed my pants!â
âHeavens! Is the world of a primary school student really so terrible and scary??â
âPrimary school students! You guys win! I kneel to you!â
âKneeling as well!â
âIâve knelt!â
âFirmly kneeling down!â
âIâll no longer look down on primary school students!â
Those Weibo users who were still confidently trying to show Zhang Ye earlier what they could do were now all either dumbfounded or vomiting blood!
Only at this moment did they realize just how much of a bastard Zhang Ye could be. How wondrous and terrifying could Zhang Yeâs math problems get? They were basically more wondrous and more terrifying than the most wondrous and most terrifying math questions!!
âNo way, I need to give this some thought!â
âThere has to be a way to answer these. Letâs put our heads together, everyone!ân/o/vel/b//in dot c//om
âWho has the magical being known as a âprimary school studentâ in their homes? Quickly bring them out to help solve these questions!â
âRight, find a primary school student!â
âPfft, you guys are too cute!â
âI give up! Iâve already fried my brains thinking!â
âIâve finally realized that weâre not going to be able to enjoy ourselves seeing Zhang Ye lose. This person is a f**king psycho! Heâs a psycho and so are his questions!â
â+10,000!â
âZhang Ye, you cheat!â
âIâve totally never seen such wondrous questions before!â