Chapter 1614 - The entire world is made to laugh!
I am Really a Superstar
Translator: Legge Editor: Legge
Japan.
Countless citizens closed their eyes in disbelief!
âOh no!â
âOh my God!â
âPlease tell me this is not true!â
âWhy is it him! How can it be him!â
âYeah, how can it be this guy!â
âThat eunuch won the Peace Prize?â
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Korea.
There was a wave of cries in the country!
Those who had been infected by the Panda Burning Incense virus years ago nearly flipped their tables and started cursing!
âThisââ
âThey really gave it to him?!â
âHoly fuck!â
âIs the Nobel Prize Committee stupid?!â
âHe tripped over the Indian author just now! It happened just a while ago! Didnât you guys see that? Did you really not see that?! Has the committee gone crazy?!â
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The UK.
âThis is unbelievable!â
âThey actually gave it to a Chinese man?â
âThe Peace Prize is the most important award of the Nobel Prizes!â
âThis award is too unexpected!â
âNo one could have expected this!â
âZhang Ye? Iâll remember his name.â
âThis person is truly capable. He was obviously unprepared before going onstage, yet he could deliver such a rousing speech. Impressive.â
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India.
The citizens were enraged. Countless people were cursing and swearing!
âSweltering with the heat of injustice?â
âSweltering with the heat of oppression?â
âHe even wants the sound of peace to ring out from our country?â
âYouâre the one whoâs sweltering with the heat of injustice!â
âYou were the one who tripped Teacher Bangalore, yet youâre still fucking making sarcastic remarks about us? Why donât you just die!â
âThis person is too infuriating!â
âHow can there be such a shameless person around!â
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America.
This dramatic news also shocked the American people.
âThe Nobel Prize has been won by a Chinese person for the first time?â
âThe crucial thing is that itâs the Peace Prize!â
âThere has never been a Chinese person who has stood on such a high pedestal!â
âChina these days feels different.â
âZhang Ye? This Chinese guy is quite different.â
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An international hacker group.
Many of the members were dumbfounded by the news.
âHoly shit!â
âEven a hacker can win the Nobel Peace Prize?â
âWhat has become of the world?â
âBoss, why donât you make a push for the Nobel Prizes next year as well?â
âGet lost!â
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Back at home.
His mother said dumbfoundedly, âItâs really my son?â
Wu Zeqing acknowledged and said with a smile, âWeâve gotten the Nobel Prize!â
His mother asked again, âMy son really won it?â
His father got so emotional that his eyes reddened. âYes! Itâs our son! The Nobel Peace Prize! Youâve been repeating yourself more than ten times!â
Then his mother went crazy and took out her cell phone. âQuick! Give our relatives and friends a call!â
His father said, âThereâs no need to do that! Everyone has definitely found out!â
Sisiâs childish voice rang out.
âDaddy is awesome!â
âDaddy is awesome!â
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At Zhang Yeâs maternal grandmaâs house.
There were also screams in this house!
âOur brother has won! Heâs won!â
âSo cool!â
âItâs really our brother!â
âWe have a cousin whoâs a Nobel Prize laureate!â
âThatâs right! Thatâs right! I can brag about this for the rest of my life!â
His grandparents were also looking at the television in astonishment. They didnât know how to express what they were feeling!
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At his in-lawâs house.
Li Qinqin was thrilled and excited!
Wu Changhe looked very stunned!
âThe Peace Prize?â
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At Zhang Yeâs Studio.
Everyone was roaring in celebration!
âWeâve won!â
âWeâve won!â
Someone was crying. âWe really did it! We really won!â
âDirector Zhang is gonna blow up!â
âWeâll be breaking into the International Celebrity Rankings Index soon!â
A lot of the studio staff were already in tears. They were crying and shouting at the same time. But no matter how many words they said or tears they cried, it was still not enough to express the excitement they had!
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At the Chinese Academy of Sciences.
It was chaos here as the eight buildings were overrun by shouting!
âHeâs won it!â
âProfessor Zhang has won the Nobel Prize!â
âOh my God! Oh my God!â
âHe really pulled it off!â
âHahahaha! Old Zhou! What did I say! Ah? What did I say? I knew this kid wouldnât have a problem! I knew he could do it!â
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At Central TV.
In the live broadcast studio.
The host was incoherent!
The host said, âHe won it! He won it! The Nobel Peace Prize is ours! The Nobel Prize has been awarded to a Chinese person for the first time!â
Even the guest stood up and declared loudly, âPlease remember this day, everyone! Please remember this name! Zhang Ye! He has won the first Nobel Prize for China! Iâm very proud right now. Iâm proud of Teacher Zhang, and Iâm proud to be Chinese!â
The female host was also tearing up. âMy current emotions echo Professor Sunâs. Everyone witnessed how Teacher Zhang missed out on the Nobel Prize in Literature and might have turned off their television right after. But who could have expected that at the end, at the very last moment, Teacher Zhang Ye managed to bring a Nobel Peace Prize home! This moment belongs to the Chinese people. It is the moment when Chinaâs name is ringing out across the entire world! Amazing! Teacher Zhang, youâre fantastic!â
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At Spring Gardenâs place.
Amyâs mouth was still wide open. She hadnât been able to close her mouth all this while!
Xiaodong, who still looked very shocked, was unable to believe her ears. She pointed at the television and asked Li Xiaoxian, who was next to her, âZhang Ye?â
âYes.â
âThe Peace Prize?â
âYes.â
Xiaodong nearly vomited blood!
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Dong Shanshanâs house.
His old classmates were all looking at one another.
Several of them were floored!
âZhangâer has won the Peace Prize?â
âWhen did the Nobel Foundation become so humorous?â
âTo award the Peace Prize to this fellow, can it get more ironic?!â
âIâm feeling faint. Someone get me some wine to calm my nerves!â
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On Weibo.
The Chinese netizens were writhing in excitement!
âFace-smacking Zhang?â
âThe Peace Prize?â
âTh-This is too face smacking!â
âWho would have thought that this bastard could actually bring home the Peace Prize! Is he thinking of scaring everyone around the world to death?! Itâs the Nobel Peace Prize, alright!â
âFace-smacking Zhang is going down in the annals of history!â
âYeah, not only is he going down in the annals of Chinaâs history, he is going to fucking go down in the annals of world history!â
âPfft!â
âThat Indian author is gonna be crying!â
âDonât mention that Indian author, even I am fucking crying!â
There was still a minority who did not know about this matter.
Some people had only just signed into Weibo.
âAh?â
âWhat are you guys talking about?â
âWhatâs going on here? What about the Peace Prize?â
âPrevious posters, donât you know yet? Then let me tell you all a joke. The joke is: Zhang Ye has won the Nobel Peace Prize!â
âPfft, donât joke!â
âDo you guys think Iâm an idiot?â
âHahaha, if Face-smacking Zhang won the Peace Prize, then Iâll go and run for the American presidency!â
Then tens of thousands of people replied to that Weibo comment!
âGo on then!â
âHurry and go!â
âIâm cramping up from laughing!â
âBro, all the best!â
âPfft, you people better go and watch the news!â
In such a short period of time, tens of thousands of people had come to join in on the fun, dumbfounding those people!
Only then did they realize that something was wrong and quickly went to check the news.
If they didnât check, it would have been fine. But when they saw it, they either vomited blood or fainted!
What?
Itâs true?!
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In this world, many things were simply unacceptable.
For example, pigs flying.
For example, an iron tree blooming.
For example, a vegetarian tiger.
For example, Zhang Ye winning the Nobel Peace Prize.
Everyone in China was cheering at Zhang Yeâs Nobel Prize win. But the only problem was that this Nobel Prize made them slightly embarrassed, and they didnât know whether to laugh or cry.
Who was Zhang Ye?
China, Japan, and Korea knew him better than anyone else!
He was someone who would scold people regardless of the occasion!
He was a hooligan who would unexpectedly lay a hand on others!
He was an asshole who would make trouble out of nothing at all!
Counting the number of times that Zhang Ye had done such things over the years, none of those incidents would fucking have any correlation to the word âpeaceâ at all! Yet it was exactly this person who won the Peace Prize!
Very soon, the news headlines were published as well!
America.
The UK.
France.
Japan.
Russia.
A similar headline appeared on the news all over the world.
It was a very long headline that had never appeared in the history of the news before.
âThe Nobel Prize in Literature nominee who tripped the Nobel Prize in Literature winner at the Nobel Prize awards ceremony wins the Nobel Peace Prize!â
This joke made the entire world laugh!