CH 365

Lin Lan thought Han Qingsong was reading a book.

Han Qingsong flipped his hands over, revealing what he was studying in his palm, which was clearly the c̲o̲n̲d̲o̲m̲ that Lin Lan hid in the kang cabinet.

Damn! The saying that ‘women could hide, but men could find search’ was true. I really couldn’t hide anything from him.

Lin Lan planned to explain, but she didn’t know that her cheeks and neck were already a shade of red. However, the gushing colour was as attractive as a blooming flower under the light as if reflected in Han Qingsong’s eyes.

She pretended to be calm as she got on the kang and clambered under the sheets, “What are you figuring out?”

Han Qingsong, “Isn’t it yours?” He said it again seriously, “Condoms.”

Lin Lan, “…I don’t know, where did it come from? It’s not mine.”

Han Qingsong embraced her in his arms and read the explanation written on the top part of the package in a low voice. His voice was already considered deep and had a rich timbre that drew others in, but when he further lowered his voice, the resonance from his chest felt like a surround sound effect.

Lin Lan’s ears turned bright red.

Han Qingsong pinched the condom and asked doubtfully, “This… can it be used?”

Lin Lan buried her face in his chest and muttered, “That’s what the doctor said.”

“Doctor? Which one?”

“Doctor Zhuang from the County Hospital, the Director of the Obstetrics and Gynaecology Department. She is the most authoritative one.”

Han Qingsong cupped her face with his big hands, “Are you sure this thing…is big enough?”

Lin Lan looked at the condom up close at hand and the tip of her nose started to sweat. Why does he have to ask and talk about so many things? Just use it.

“Well, the doctor said… If we don’t want to have another baby, you have to use contraception. Since we shouldn’t take medicine indiscriminately, then… then the safest way to do so is to use this,” Her voice became smaller and softer.

How expensive!

Han Qingsong looked at her suspiciously, “Are you sure? There is no other way?”

Lin Lan, “…Women can wear rings, but…they’re easily prone to diseases. If the iron ring is placed in the stomach…it will also rust after a long time and that also causes health problems easily.”

Han Qingsong snorted, “Then that shouldn’t be done. Is there any other way?”

Lin Lan, “…No.”

She couldn’t tell him about the vasectomy, so just pretended that she didn’t know.

Han Qingsong frowned slightly before gazing at the light again. Then, he handed it to Lin Lan, “You wear it.”

Lin Lan, “!!!”

“Why would I wear it? This is something made for men. Look at the shape, this…”

“You help me put it on, because I don’t know how,” Han Qingsong said confidently, but his voice became lower and more hoarse. For some reason, the hand on her shoulder became stronger involuntarily as well.

Lin Lan’s whole body was almost turning into a well-cooked shrimp. She hadn’t worn it on any other men before either…

Han Qingsong gave her a look that translated as: if you want me to wear it, then you have to put it on. Otherwise, we’ll do it without. Lin Lan saw that he was being difficult on purpose as her face burned hot with embarrassment. Her brain was, however, frozen and she didn’t have the energy to think about anything else but to help him put it on quickly.

She didn’t know if it was the wrong size, but at any rate…

In the end, the two of them pushed the task to each other. Lin Lan thought that he wouldn’t be interested in the activity if she just rallied this responsibility long enough.

Unexpectedly, with both of them getting riled up, he quite enjoyed it and didn’t appear to be weakened at all from irritability.

Finally, she put it on and Lin Lan breathed a sigh of relief.

Han Qingsong, “…it’s uncomfortable,” It was too tight, so it was probably the wrong size.

Lin Lan, “Just bear with it for now. After all, I won’t get pregnant like this. We already have 5 kids…”

“We can afford to raise even 10,” Han Qingsong’s voice was muffled, as if he was being strangled by something.

“But I… I think it’s tiring to have a baby. You see, if I’m pregnant, you can’t touch me for that entire duration. Will you be able to bear it for 10 months?” She wanted to just declare that she wouldn’t let him touch her for 3 years just to see if he dared to even try!

Han Qingsong thought about it and knew that he would go insane— he knew that he couldn’t resist not doing anything for that long.

“So, either you bear with this or you use your hands to settle the job for an entire year. Which one would you choose, huh?” Lin Lan gently scratched his chest with her slender fingers.

He grabbed her hand that lit the fire in him and kissed her. After twitching for a bit, he stopped,”It’s too tight, it’s like air can’t go through it.”

“You’ll be fine when you get used to it,” Lin Lan comforted him, secretly delighted. With him being slightly uncomfortable, this daily exercise would be changed to a weekly one.

How witty!

After a while, “It’s like I’m wearing a raincoat, I feel far away from you,” His voice became more muffled as he hugged her more tightly.

You’re pretty close— this is a man’s little raincoat. However, this thing is indeed a bit too thick. It’s practically catching up with the thickness of latex surgical gloves.

Soon, Lin Lan was speechless and could only adjust herself to follow the rhythm.

Then, he started to change their posture…

What is going on? Why is this going on for so long…

An unspecified amount of time passed and they have already switched into a few different positions, but it didn’t seem like he had the intention to stop.

Lin Lan felt like she was going crazy. Why isn’t it over yet?

“The…you…” She couldn’t ask him anything.

Han Qingsong, “…With this thing on, we won’t finish until dawn.”

…What the heck are you trying to do!