𝘊𝘢𝘱𝘵𝘢𝘪𝘯 𝘑𝘦𝘳𝘬.

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"So, how's my special pizza?" Mrs. Hart's voice chimed as she watched her two children struggle to eat the weirdly cooked dinner she made as Henry threw her a very unsure glance.

"Uh.. I don't think Sushi really works as a pizza topping." He murmured and his mother shrugged at their comment as Piper continued to munch on the food quietly on her left.

The front door to the house suddenly swung open as Mr. Hart stepped inside almost completely out of breath.

"Turn on the TV! Hurry!" He shouted as he threw his backpack and coat to the side and quickly ran over to the couch.

"Where's the remote.. There's the remote!" He whispered loudly after rummaging through the cushions and pointed the remote at the TV.

The three around the dinner table stand up as they approached the sweaty man who sat down.

"What's going on?"

"Today, after work, I stopped off at that massage place--and on my way out, a news reporter asked me a question." Mr. Hart explained as Henry squinted at him and his wife gasped.

"Oh, honey.. I'm so proud of you! I knew that one day--" Kris gushed as the man stared at the TV screen with a wide smile and nearly jumped out of his seat.

"Shh! Shut up. It's on!" He shushed as the shorter boy crossed his arms and the family turned to pay attention.

"Sir, excuse me?" A news reporter on the TV called as Jake (Mr. Hart) frowned and stepped toward the lady cautiously.

"Yes?" He questioned as he swallowed his nervousness after spotting the camera pointed straight at him.

"How do you feel about Swellview's ban on plastic bags?" The woman asked politely as she held the mic closer to his face and he cleared his throat.

"Oh, well.. I personally believe that some U.S Americans out there in Swellview don't have plastic bags, and I believe that our education such as South Africa and the Iraq, everywhere, like such as.." Jake continued blankly and Henry tilted his head at his father's repetitive state as the news reporter turned back to the camera awkwardly.

"Back to you, Trent." The woman spoke as Mr. Hart leaned down to catch a hold of the mic again.

"Such as."

"That was me!" Jake exclaimed happily after the screen changed as his wife blinked and smiled softly at her husband's enthusiasm.

"Impressive." Mrs Hart hummed while hugging his arm as the little girl turned to her parents and sighed.

"Yeah, nailed it. Dad." She murmured as Henry stared at the TV screen in pure boredom when a picture of Captain Man popped up that caught his immediate attention.

"Wait, wait, wait! Shhh!" Henry hissed as he twisted the remote in his hand and quickly put the volume up.

"And on a sad note today, Swellview's very own Captain Man went from Super Hero to Super Jerko." Trent announced as he shook his head in disappointment and the blonde gawked at the headline.

"What..?"

"Warning, the clip we're about to show you is disturbing.." Mary replied as the screen showed a video of H/n and the tall hero calmly walking up to the lemonade stand.

"Hi, kids." The man greeted heroically as the teen beside him waved at the two kids that went around the booth in awe.

"Wow! You're Captain Man and H/n." One of them cheered and Captain Man nodded with a large grin as he placed his hands on his hips.

"That's us!"

"Hey, cap and I were wondering how much would it be for a cup of lemonade?" H/n questioned as the little girl turned to him and smiled widely.

Captain Man tuned out of the conversation entirely as his eyes wandered all over the stand behind them.

"A dollar--!" She answered as a loud gasp came from the taller hero himself and H/n raised his eyebrows at his reaction.

Captain Man steps to the side as he grabbed a nearby mailbox and yanked it off the lawn it was in.

"Wait--Captain!"

The teen exclaimed as grabbed a hold of the kids by their wrists just in time as the hero didn't hesitate to slam the item down on their lemonade stand making the kids scream in fright.

The man yelled as he banged the mailbox on the table over and over again while H/n tried to stop him.

The video paused as Trent smacked his lips together and stared dead straight into the camera in disapproval.

"What a Jerk."

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Ray paced around the mancave in absolute distress as Schwoz, Gooch and Y/n scroll through Twitflash reading the feedback from the citizens in Swellview out loud for the hero.

"Ooh, here's a good one." Schwoz called as the teen glanced up and the taller male turned to look at him in curiosity.

"Read it."

"Captain Man, the only difference between you and a box of poop is the box." The shorter man read as Ray frowned at the hurtful comment and Y/n leaned his cheek against his hand.

"You know.. nothing of what these people are saying compare to what I say during crime fighting hours. Remember that bee keeper guy? I told him to shove those stingers right up his--" The H/c haired teen began but was quickly cut off short by the sound of distant screaming growing closer.

The elevator comes down with a thud as the four turn their heads casually when it opened to reveal Henry and Charlotte who were stumbling to their feet.

"We're here!"

"Did you guys see the news?" Henry questioned as they walked over and the man clicked his tongue in frustration.

"Yeah, we saw the news. Everyone hates me now." Ray spoke bitterly as he crossed his arms in annoyance and looked away.

"Well, why did you smash those kids' lemonade stand?" Charlotte asked him as the shorter boy quickly nodded at the question.

"A dollar a cup is not that much." Henry stated as a chuckle escaped the H/c haired teen sitting at the table between Schwoz and Gooch.

"I didn't smash their lemonade stand because of the price." Ray told them as the two younger kids raised their eyebrows.

"Then why?"

"Because after the little girl said, 'One Dollar.' I noticed a spider on the lemonade stand." The hero explained as Y/n pulled up an image of the particular spider and showed it to them.

"He said it was a 'Red Jabber." He mentioned as Charlotte walked closer to take look at the screen and she gasped.

"Those are extremely deadly." Charlotte added as she inspected the pattern and looked at the man who nodded vigorously.

"I know! That's why I smashed it before it could hurt those kids." He exclaimed as Charlotte and Henry made an O' shape with their mouths.

Schwoz sighed as he hopped off the couch and threw his arms in the air. "Well, then I say, who cares? So what if everybody hates you now." He told Ray as the man squinted and turned to them in confusion.

"I'm a superhero! I don't want to be hated by everybody." Ray answered as the teen stood up and nodded.

"Yeah. You want to be showered with thank you's after saving someone.. not covered in insults." He replied and the girl has a moment of realization as she glanced at the taller boy.

"That reminds me.. how come you weren't hated Y/n?" Charlotte asked him curiously as the question made the H/c haired teenager stop and wonder as well.

"Maybe the people love me enough not to hate me." He joked and winked playfully as the girl rolled her eyes and the blonde murmurs something Y/n couldn't quite hear.

"..I sure do."

"Huh? What'd you say?" The teen called and the shorter boy stiffened as he laughed awkwardly while rubbing his neck.

"N-nothing.." He managed to stutter out as Charlotte placed her hands on her hips and stared at her love sick bestfriend knowingly.

"What am I going to do, guys.." Ray spoke worriedly as he sulked and Y/n neared the man to pat his shoulder in comfort.

".. I have an idea, but you may need to put away that ego of yours." The H/c haired teen recommended as the hero wondered what the boy had in store for him.

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𝙃𝙀𝙉𝙍𝙔 𝘿𝘼𝙉𝙂𝙀𝙍

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"I, Captain Man--care very much of what you, the people, think of me." Ray began hesitantly as he stared into the camera that the teen set up earlier.

"Now most of you have seen the viral video of me in which I used a mailbox to demolish a lemonade stand run by two small children." He mentioned as the pre-recorded video aired on TV and on the news channel.

"Since then I've read many of your comments, very hurtful comments, some suggesting that I should.. do things to myself, some of which are physically impossible." The man continued as he sighed at the memory of those terrible captions on posts he saw online.

"But that video didn't tell the real story. You see.. I spotted a dangerous spider, and I used that mailbox to beat the spider to death. That's the truth." He reasoned with pure honesty as he swiped his tongue over his dry lip.

"And if any of you were upset by the video, I am truly sorry." Ray said to the audience as the video ends and the man drums proudly on the desk while turning to the group behind him with a satisfied grin.

"Huhhh?"

"It looked fine to me." Y/n answered as the blonde beside him nodded eagerly and the rest chattered in agreement.

"Nailed it." Schwoz called and the taller hero held a genuine smile on his face as a relieved sigh escaped his mouth.

"Thanks, guys.. Hey! Go online and check what people are saying about me now!" Ray suggested as they all agreed and picked up a device to take a look for themselves.

Everyone's smiles fell slowly once they opened the Twitflash app as the man notices this but doesn't comment on it.

"Well..? Henry?" Ray questioned as he called the shorter boy first and Henry looked up in surprise before looking down the screen.

"Uh.. This one says, 'Captain Man.. you liar. I hate you." He read as he tapped his thigh and the taller hero blinked.

"A little negative but.. Charlotte?" He asked and turned to the girl with a bit of hope as she shakes her head.

"This one says, 'Oh, please. The only reason Captain Man apologized is to make us think he's sorry." Charlotte read awkwardly as she fell silent afterwards and the man's eyebrow twitched.

"Well..yeah!" He whispered with a tone of anger behind his voice as he walked away and then spun back around.

"Gooch, read."

"Yo, Captain Man, why don't you--" The older man started as he skimmed through the rest of the person's comment and quickly hit a large button to close the tab.

"My religous beliefs prevent me from reading the rest out loud.." Gooch said in disbelief as the hero rubbed his temple tiredly.

"Fine. Y/n?"

"Uhm..you don't wanna know. Trust me." The H/c haired teenager mumbled as he stared at a picture of 'Captain Man' with a poop emoji replacing his face.

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"Okay, what do people want to know most about Captain Man." Charlotte asked after pulling a piece of corn cob away from her mouth as Ray, Henry and Y/n casually approached her form.

"What he wears under his man suit?" Schwoz announced as the group paused and turned to stare at the repair man sitting on the cushion display also eating some corn.

"Dude." Henry murmured as he scrunched his nose in disgust and a disturbed frown was placed on Charlotte's face.

"What? No.."

"Schwoz." Ray hissed as the shorter man shrugged under their gaze and the teenager sighed while shoving his hands into his pocket/s

"They want to know where he works, right?" Y/n mentioned as they returned back to the topic and the girl nodded.

"Right! So we hold a contest." She suggested and the blonde pulls the corn away from his mouth.

"We hold a contesst!" Henry copied as Charlotte glanced over her shoulder to stare at the boy in confusion and decides to ignore his little outburst.

"--and the winners get a private tour of the mancave." She continued and the blonde pointed a finger at everyone.

"Of the man-caave." He repeated as the girl glared two holes in the back of his head and huffed.

"Wait, we can't reveal the secret location of the mancave." Ray answered truthfully and Y/n hummed in agreement.

"He's right, a bit too risky." The H/c haired teen said as the man bites into his corn and an idea popped into the kids heads.

"We don't have to."

"Gooch will meet the winners somewhere else, put them in sacks." Charlotte explained as Ray and Y/n listened closely.

"And then he can bring them here and send them down the tubes." Henry added as the girl waited for them to finish before interrupting him.

"And send them down the tubes!" Charlotte exclaimed as her smile fell and turned to look at the boy unamused.

"Annoying, isn't it?" She spat and Henry pouted as he pulled his corn cob up to his lips and bit down.

"But everybody hates me." Ray reminded them as he walked past the three and threw his corn cob at the counter.

Gooch quickly moves to the side as it fell on the ground next to his flip flops.

"Why is a tour of the mancave going to make people like me again?" The hero questioned and the kids slowly walked over to him.

"Because you know how people are. They get mad about stuff." Charlotte said with a small shrug as Y/n reached his hand out to pat Ray on the back in comfort.

"Yeah. The sooner we give them something else to gossip about, they'll forget they were ever angry at you." He chimed as the man gave it some thought and then smirked.

"Okayy.. but what kind of contest to pick the winners?" He asked as his expression quickly turned into doubt in a matter of seconds.

"We put up a website so people can go online and try to guess some big number. The first three people who get it right, win." She assured him and Henry nodded happily in agreement.

"Sound good! I know the perfect url for the website." Y/n mentioned as he took out his phone and the blonde gasped.

"Guessthatnumber.com." Henry answered as the taller man pointed at him in approval and the girl stared at the two unamused.

"Wow! So clever."

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𝙃𝙀𝙉𝙍𝙔 𝘿𝘼𝙉𝙂𝙀𝙍

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Students at Swellview High School chatter and roam the hallways with their devices out as they sat and watched their close friends type in a random number on the website only to get it wrong.

"Number guessing fever is taking Swellview by storm as people all over town try to win a special VIP tour of Captain Man, Kid Danger and H/n's secret headquarters." Mary announced with a bright smile as she read the headline for today's news.

"So far two people have already guessed the secret number, which leaves only one spot left.. Here's trent with more details." She told the viewers as she looked to her right and found the man with his eyes glued to the laptop in front of him.

"..Trent?"

"Shh, don't bug me! I'm trying to guess the number.." He shushed her as he typed in a number and an X appears on the screen causing him to grunt and try again.

Mary turns to camera slowly as she pushes herself away from the desk and reaches down to grab her tablet to join in on the contest.

Another sound comes from Trent's laptop as Mary winced when she typed in the wrong number.

𝗠𝗘𝗔𝗡𝗪𝗛𝗜𝗟𝗘..

A certain curly haired boy sat in his basement trying to guess the number by himself with two laptops out to give him some sort of advantage.

A couple buzzes filled his ears as the site tells him to try again but Jasper continues to type until his fingers hurt.

"I have to win! Come on, brain.." He muttered as he slapped both of his cheeks in order to stay awake and used his hands to open his eyes wider.

"Must meet.. Captain Man and H/n again." He encouraged as he cracked his fingers and immediately regrets it with a painful whine escaping his lips.

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"So then my uncle Rosco tells my aunt Susan, "Oh, no, baby, I didn't forget! Look, I made you a swimsuit calendar." Charlotte explained as she imitating her Uncle in a deep voice while Henry and Y/n trailed behind her listening.

"Seems like your uncle is making an effort to drive her away instead." Y/n commented after she finished as they stopped walking and stand outside the blonde's front porch.

"Eugh.. You're probably right." She replied as she shivered at the other attempts her uncle made in the past for his anniversary.

The H/c haired teenager snickered at her reaction as he turned to the shorter boy who was too deep in thought to notice they made it back to his house.

"Henry?" Y/n called as he waved a hand in front of their face and the shorter boy immediately snaps out of it.

"Oh.. were you guys talking?" He questioned with a blank stare and the girl shakes her head in disbelief as she hung on to her backpack strap.

"You okay? You spaced out the rest of the way here." The teenager told him and Henry blinked at his small observation.

"What's got you so worked up?" Charlotte then asked him as Henry threw his arms in the air and turned away with a sigh.

"Well sorry! I'm really worried that Jasper's going to win the contest." He muttered and the girl crosses her arms as she narrowed her eyes at the blonde.

"High chance he's going to win." Y/n mentioned as Henry frowned and yanked a small flower off a plant next to him.

"[Nickname], he's been sitting in his basement for the last four days trying to guess the number." He replied in an all serious tone as he twirled the little flower in his hand and a knowing smile crawled on the teens lips.

"What?" Henry asked with eyebrows slightly raised when he looks up and Y/n laughed as he reached out to ruffle their blonde hair.

"Everyone in Swellview is trying to guess that number, dummy." Y/n teased as the girl nodded at their words making the blonde slump and pout at his friends unfairly.

"Yeah but if Jasper wins, he's going to be down in the mancave with us for like an hour." Henry stated as the idea of it visibly troubled his mind and Charlotte nearly huffed.

"The odds of Jasper winning are, like, 50 million to one." She added as her comment seemed to calm him down and Y/n chuckled.

"..All right." The blonde replied and opened the door to his house as Charlotte and Y/n followed the boy inside.

"Yeah, let's keep up the pace!" Piper's voice rang as the teen shut the door behind him and paused when he spotted a bunch of children sitting in Henry's living room holding some laptops.

"Come on, my grandma can type random numbers faster than that." Piper fumed as she leaned over to take a look at a little boys screen.

The child turns away clearly offended as he continued to type some of the numbers against his will with his little fingers.

"Piper, what's going on?"

"I'm paying these kids to help me win the contest, so that I can go see Captain Man, H/n and Kid Danger's secret headquarters." She answered as she typed into the tablet in her hand and Y/n slapped his hand on his forehead.

"Uhh.." The blonde stumbled as he threw his sister a nervous smile and Charlotte chuckled awkwardly beside him.

"There's almost no chance any of these kids are going to guess the right number--" She started as one of the kids gasped in surprise when their screen changed and began to play a little tune.

"I got it! I guessed the number!" The child shrieked as Piper reached over the couch to grab the little boy's laptop and she squealed.

"I got it! I guessed the number!" She cried happily and all of Henry's worries suddenly came back as he forced a smile.

"Yay.." The three muttered as the child who managed to guess the number turned to Piper.

"Can I have my laptop back?" He questioned as she growled and held the laptop close to her chest.

"No! Mine now!" She hissed and quickly ran upstairs as she left the three to handle the children themselves.

After rounding the corner, Y/n slowly walked up to the children and crouched down to their level beside the couch.

"Well uhm.. you're free to go home?" He kindly suggested as they all stared in his direction and one of them casually spoke up.

"No we can't.."

"Piper took our shoes." Another kid called as the rest of the kids held their tiny foots in the air and a disappointed sigh left Y/n.

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𝙃𝙀𝙉𝙍𝙔 𝘿𝘼𝙉𝙂𝙀𝙍

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"--Well, three lucky winners will soon be VIP guests in our heroes secret headquarters." Trent announced as the taller hero turned to Schwoz and threw them a thumbs up.

"You know it's so great of Captain Man to do this." Mary chimed excitedly and the man beside her frowned.

"I wasn't done reading the story." He replied deeply offended and the women's expression falters in realization.

"Oh, sorry." She commented and lowered her head in shame as the news reporter kept his gaze on Mary.

"Are you? Because you do this all the time." Trent told her making her pout and hold her head high as she shook off the strands of hair sticking to her cheek.

Ray quickly hits the button on the side to turn off the monitors as he jumped up and yelled out in joy.

"Dah! You hear that!? They love me now!" He exclaimed as the hero walked away and threw a high kick in the air.

"Boosh!!" He boasted and started busting some dance moves as the repair man approached him with a tablet in his hand.

"Yeah, they didn't even mention the horrible thing you did to those kids' lemonade stand." Schwoz explained as he cackled in amusement and the taller hero smirked widely.

"I know! Hyah!" Ray shouted as he made a warrior cry and almost hitting Schwoz with a karate chop to the face.

The repair man luckily avoids the hit as he looks down at the screen. "And your Facepage has 4,000 new thumbs upses." He explained as the man stopped grooving beside him to take a peek.

"Aw, this whole VIP tour thing was the perfect idea." The hero added and on cue the elevator opened as Henry and Charlotte stumbled out with Y/n.

"We got to cancel the VIP tour thing!" Henry yelled urgently and the two adults frown at the suggestion.

"Whaat?"

"To keep it simple- one of the winners ended up being Henry's little sister, Piper. And now he's worried she'll find out he is Kid Danger." Y/n answered as he rolled his eyes and Schwoz shook his head.

"No she won't, you'll be wearing your costume and mask." He told the blonde and Henry chews on his lip anxiously.

"Really? Piper? She gonna bring your mom as her guest?" The man asked smugly as the shorter boy scoffed and teen groaned.

"I don't know who she's bringing! She's going to be down here with us for, like, an hour and knowing her--she'll rip off my mask, tell my parents and then I won't be able to fight crime with you and Y/n ever again!" Henry rambled in distress and Ray holds his hands out to stop him.

"Oh, alright, calm your pants!" The hero interrupted as Charlotte sneaked her hands behind her waist to pull her pants up.

"Schwoz can disguise your face." Ray told him and the idea peaks the boy's interest as the repair man averted his attention away from his tablet.

"Really?"

"Yeah, I give you good face disguise." Schwoz replied confidently and gestured his hands over his face.

"Oh! What about my voice?" Henry questioned as he pointed below his chin down to his neck and Charlotte nudges the man.

"Can you disguise his voice too?" The girl asked him and he nodded as he reaches into his chest pocket.

"Easy! Look.." He announced as he held up a small voice box to show them and handed it to the teenager.

"Now put this on your neck and activate it." Schwoz instructed and Y/n nodded as he cleared his throat and pressed the item against his neck.

"Testing! one, two, three! Excuse me." Y/n said as his voice slowly morphed into a child's and Charlotte stumbles back in shock.

Schwoz cackled as Henry and Ray stared at the other boy in concern while being deeply disturbed by the mischievous smirk on their face.

"Hello? Will you help me find my mommy?" He questioned as the blonde scrunched his nose in slight horror.

"Ooh, quit it! That's so creepy!!" Henry shouted and waved them away as the teenager only walked toward them.

"Will you buy me a teddy?" Y/n teased as the shorter boy screamed and held onto the man beside him.

"GahH! Stop that!"

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Schwoz steps out from behind the machines as Henry followed with his Kid Danger costume and new facial features applied to his face.

"Ta-da!" The man cheered proudly as Charlotte approached her bestfriend and started poking his fake nose and double chin.

"How do I look?"

"Completely unrecognizable." Ray responded and Henry turned to the teenager in hopes of receiving a compliment as Y/n chuckled.

"You look good." Y/n commented as he winked making the blonde turn bright red and laugh nervously.

"Now what about his voice?" Ray asked the repair man as the voice changer almost slips his mind and quickly reaches into his pants.

"Oh, yeah.." He whispered as he strolled over to the boy and slipped it into the back of their collar while turning it on.

"Try to speak normal-ay." Schwoz suggested and Henry takes a moment to clear his throat to prepare himself.

"How do I sound now?"

"Manlier than Ray." The H/c haired teenager said causing Schwoz, Henry and Charlotte to burst out laughing as the taller male frowned at the joke.

Schwoz walks over to pat the blonde on the shoulder and smiled sheepishly. "Henry! Good luck. Charlotte, let's go." He ushered as the girl nodded without a second thought and headed for the elevator while being pushed by the man.

"Whoa! Where are you taking Charlotte?" Ray questioned and Y/n crossed his arms over his chest also wanting to know.

"To pick up my sister from the airport." Schwoz explained as he glanced down at his phone which was lighting up with recent messages.

"Your sister who looks like a horse?"

"Yeah, that one." The repair man mumbled awkwardly as he averted his eyes elsewhere and Charlotte scoffed.

"Come on.. It's not nice to say that your own sister looks like a horse." She scolded and Y/n bit back a snort that confused the girl as the hero sighed at her ignorance.

"Show her a pic." Ray answered as he playfully nudged the shorter man and Schwoz shook his head as he quickly looked through his gallery for a photo.

After he finds one, he shows everyone the screen and a surprised yelp left the girl.

"Oh!"

"That is one crazy looking lady." Henry stated as he pointed at the picture and the teenager hummed.

"Her name is Winnie." Y/n mentioned and Ray turned to him in shock before bursting out laughing.

"Pfff for real?" He cried and Henry joined him as the two earned an elbow to their ribs.

"Oww!!"

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𝙃𝙀𝙉𝙍𝙔 𝘿𝘼𝙉𝙂𝙀𝙍

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"One foot in front of the other, please." The taller male ordered as he helped Henry lead the contestants in large sacks away from the tube area.

"Is that all of them?" Y/n asked the sidekick after gathering everyone in a circle by the elevator and Henry stand next to the other boy with a nod.

"I think so."

"Alright, contest winners and guests." Ray announced to grab everyone's attention as the contestants quieted down inside the bags.

"You can drop your sacks." Henry assured in his new deep voice as the began to pull off the bag that covered them up to their scalp.

The winners slowly reveal themselves with their guests as the sacks fall to their ankles and slide down to the floor.

"Welcome to the mancave." The man stated as Jasper looked around in awe and excitement as his eyes widened like saucers.

"Woow!" The curly haired boy whispered as he shook the sack off his legs and ran over to the sidekick and two heroes.

"I'm Jasper! Remember me? Please tell me you do." Jasper pleaded as a wave of annoyance washed over Ray when the boy started jumping up and down like a fangirl.

Y/n pretended to think for a few seconds as he snapped his fingers and pointed at Jasper with a short smile.

"--You're the same kid who dressed up as Kid Danger on Halloween, right? The one who wanted to impress that cowgirl?" He asked and the curly haired boy stops jumping as he grinned at the H/c haired hero.

"That's mee!! You know who I am!" Jasper exclaimed and Y/n smiled brightly at their enthusiasm as he gestured a hand toward their outfit.

"Not that I mind exposed skin but why are you wearing a crop top?" Y/n questioned and the other boy looked down as he pointed a finger at the little girl.

"Oh, she made me." He told him as Piper turned and caught the two of them staring and waved innocently with a grin.

"Shouldn't let her do what she want you know.." The teenager replied as he lowered his voice and Jasper winced at the suggestion.

"I know but she's so scary!"

"Alright, boy. Get back over there." Ray interrupted them as the curly haired boy nodded and took a couple steps back.

"Of course, you people all know H/n and my sidekick, Kid Danger." The taller male introduced as he gestured his hand at the two next to him and the little girl shrieked.

"Kid Danger!"

"That's right! We're really excited to show you the mancave." Henry stated and Piper immediately frowns at their sudden change in voice.

"What's wrong with your voice?" She asked him suspiciously and Jasper nodded in agreement as they examined the sidekick's face closely.

"And your face?" He added as he crossed his arms over his chest and the blonde struggles to give them an answer.

"Uhh, I.."

"--He's uh, he's barely going through.. puberty?" Y/n interfered while sounding unconvinced as the shorter boy faked a smile and nodded hesitantly.

"Ah yes. Puberty.." Henry muttered as the rest of the contestants and their guests nod and immediately let go of the topic to his relief.

"Now, you two I've met before, but.. what are your names?" Ray mentioned as he pointed the married couple giggling in the corner.

"Oh uh- That's Mr and Mrs. Yoshda. They don't speak any english." Y/n explained as the taller male paused and raised his eyebrows.

"What? How on earth did they--" He began as the teenager shook his head and chuckled at the man's confusion.

"I don't know but the thought of it was funny." Y/n whispered as the Yoshda's continue giggling and casually walked past them to head to the monitors.

"And you?" The taller male asked the last guy who was wearing a yellow jacket and awkwardly standing alone.

"I'm Dennis.. I collect celebrity socks." He replied and Ray nodded slowly at the disturbing fact he didn't want to know.

"So where's your guest?"

"I came alone.." Dennis answered as he reached into his pants to take out a gray sock that had beach ball designs on it.

"..This sock belonged to Jennifer Lawrence." He stated as the guy creepily admired the stolen sock and a cold shiver went down Y/n's spine.

"Wow, that's.. cool." The taller male responded uneasily as Piper and Jasper watched the weird interaction.

"Not at all weird." Henry commented as a wave of silence washed over them and the hero cupped his hands together.

"Well alright! Should we start the tour?"

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"Kid Danger, bad guy over there!" Ray shouted and pointed at the elevator where the cardboard figure of a criminal stood.

"Freeze sucker!" Henry exclaimed as he zapped it with a laser that made the cardboard explode into bits.

"Whoa!" Jasper shouted as the elevator closed and he ran around the cave in amazement.

"Awesome!"

"YES!!" Dennis screamed as Henry passes the weapon back to Ray right in front of him.

"Yes, it's incredibly powerful.. Any person could use this weapon to defeat the entire army of a small country." The man explained as he held the item in his hands carefully.

"We call it the.. what do we call it again?" He asked the teenager while scratching his head and Y/n rolled his eyes.

"The Covert Wiener."

"Pfff! Covert Wiener.." Jasper repeated as he chuckled to himself and the little girl shushes him.

"..Can I see it?" Dennis asked the hero who didn't hesitate to think on it more as he handed it over willingly.

"Yeah, sure." Ray said as he walked away to go talk with Piper and Y/n's jaw dropped in disbelief.

"Are you for rea--whatever." The H/c haired hero said as he waved them off and Dennis stared at the hotdog with obviously ill intentions.

He turns away and then pointed it directly at the group after distancing himself.

"Okay, nobody move!"

"He's got the weiner!" Ray exclaimed horrified and the Yoshda's laughed loudly at an iCarly episode that was playing on the monitors.

Piper finds cover behind Ray as the man uses his arm to shield her away from the dangerous weirdo.

Y/n pulls Jasper back as Dennis points the item at the two boys when they moved quietly at the corner of his eye.

"Put that hot dog down, Dennis." Ray commanded and the guy shakes his head at the taller hero's request.

"No!"

"..you sick loner!" The little girl hissed as Dennis pointed the weapon at her and Ray pushes her farther back.

Dennis looks at the four as he snatches the teenager who looked pretty much unbothered the whole time.

"H/n!" Henry exclaimed as he glared at the guy who wrapped his arm around the teenager's throat.

"Now, anybody tries to stop me and he gets it." Dennis threatened and the taller male nodded while holding his hands out.

"Alright, Dennis, just relax. Everything's fine." Ray reassured him and Y/n could almost laugh if he wasn't indeed held hostage.

"Don't talk to me in a calming voice! Just tell me the fastest way to get out of here." The guy shouted angrily as his faced fumed red and the man hesitated to give him a reply.

"Alright. Just step up there and--"

"You're holding it wrong." The H/c haired teenager spoke as the guy in the yellow jacket scrunched his nose at his words.

"What?" Dennis asked him and Henry steps forward despite Ray warning them to get back.

"He said, you're holding it wrong." The blonde continued and the guy lowers the weapon as he examined it closely.

"Huh? No, I wasn't. This is exactly how Captain man h--" Dennis was cut off by an elbow to the face as he drops the hotdog and Henry quickly goes to pick it up.

He immediately hands it back to Ray as they watched Y/n flip Dennis over his shoulder and tortured the poor guy with multiple punches to the face.

Jasper and Piper cheered for the teen to keep going when Dennis tried to fight back.

"Remember when you smashed that lemonade stand and everybody was mad at you?" Henry reminded and a laugh escapes the taller male as he sighed at the memory.

"Heh, yeah.."

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