Chapter 75: Jonah Is No Longer A Baby (3)
Gacha Addict in a Matriarchal World
âUnfortunately, Inquisitor Karen, we must part ways here for a moment.â
âSince we entered separately, exiting differently will avoid any suspicion.â
âIt was my idea to hide, so if anything happens, please tell me right away.â
âThere shouldnât be any trouble that would bother Sir Jonah.â
âThat doesnât mean you should suffer any losses alone. I might not have muchâ¦but Iâve recently found someone I can rely on.â
Now that itâs time to slowly ascend to the surface, I hold back my tears, as I climb off Ellieâs back. Ellie, who had been puffing on a Magic Herb cigarette and sighing beside her, tilted her head and asked,
âAre you talking about me? Even if my arm was fine, taking on the entire Temple would be madnessâ¦â
âWhat? No, well, Ellie is Ellie, but I was talking about someone else.â
I said that and then subtly pointed upwards. Itâs obvious, but when you look up at the sky from the first floor, all you see are dense branches and the sky peeking through them.
However, the meaning becomes clear when you add the actions I have shown so far.
âAre you really a saint, Jonah? I canât believe it.â
âOf course, since Iâm not actually a saint.â
âAre you really not?â
âUm. If being a saint means being an agent of the Goddess recognized by the Temple, then Iâm definitely not. However, it is true that the Goddess takes an interest in me and watches over me.â
ââ¦Isnât that what a saint is?â
Ellie tilts her head in confusion. Next to her, Karen, having listened to the conversation, makes the sign of the cross and speaks with a reverent attitude.
âThatâs the standard for saints youâd find in fairy tales before the War of the Fallen Gods. Currently, the only deity that remains is the Goddess of Love, and the Goddess is focusing on managing the Labyrinth. In other words, itâs no longer possible for deities to roam the earth as in the mythic era.â
âOhâ¦â
âAnd even in this era, Sir Jonah managed to establish a small sanctuary without divine power.â
âOhâ¦?â
That was possible thanks to the fully upgraded Goddess statue; it wasnât due to any skill of mine.
Was it a problem that I secretly activated the sanctuary without taking out what might be mistaken for a suspicious toy?
Karen, thinking that the Goddess opened the sanctuary simply because I was struggling, continued with a look of near-blind faith.
âNo matter how close this Labyrinth is to the Goddess, a sanctuary originally requires years of preparation to be established. Even if itâs on a small scale, itâs not something that can be easily seen.â
âAh, um. About thatâ¦â
âIâm not trying to deny what Sir Jonah thinks. It might be burdensome, you might really think that way, and there might be reasons why you have to say no. But I just want to let you know. The favor Sir Jonah receives is extraordinary. And Sir Jonah certainly deserves such favor.â
ââ¦â¦â
Having said that, Karen wore a tired face with a faint smile.
âNow that Iâve said everything, Iâll be going first. To the people who had become hostagesâ¦â
âAh, Iâll talk to Lemon and Apple.â
âThen I will trust Sir Jonah and go ahead first. I will testify as we agreed beforehand, so please be assured.â
âAh. I donât really mind such things. Youâve worked hard today, and if thereâs another matter to see each other about, weâll meet then. â¦No, that would seem like Iâm hoping for problems. Even if thereâs no business, come visit the Fairy and Silver Coin when youâre bored!â
âThank you. Then, Iâll take leave now.â
Karen bowed her head and was the first to touch the tombstone and ascend to the surface.
When we entered the Labyrinth, Karen had inconveniently waited and then came around, so this time, it was our turn to leave later.
We still have about 30 minutes to killâ¦
âEllie. Miss Lydia. When we go up to the surface, may I stop by somewhere before going straight home?â
âAre you going to be alright? Even if your body has recovered, your mind must be tired.â
âJonah. Are you planning to stop by Eden?â
âThatâs right.â
Lydia, who had once saved Lemon and Apple and gone to Eden with me, immediately caught on to my intention.
Ellie, who had been tilting her head alone, suddenly perked up her ears and tail as if she remembered something.
âAh! Eden, that place that sells cheap but oddly defective magical tools, right? Is it still not out of business? I was terrified when I stopped by a few times just as I was passing the second floor.â
âYou, thatâs too mean! Are you saying our Boss looks like she could go bankrupt at any moment?!â
âStill, last time, she made a portable Safe Zone Kit that can be installed anytime, anywhere!â
âOh. Thatâs kind of interesting. The Safe Zone Kit is something the Mage Tower and the Workshop Union only started making not long ago. It must not have been easy to make it to a usable level, considering the price too.â
âIndeed. But the Boss managed it. The price is less than half! Portability and secrecy. And it doesnât lag far behind in durability either!â
âExcept for the minor flaws like breaking out in unexplained hives all over your body when you go inside, and the astronomical amount of magical energy needed for maintenance, itâs perfect!â
ââ¦Then itâs trash.â
âIs it really?â
âThe Boss who insisted on this despite my objections is the one at fault.â
Lemon and Apple quickly changed their stance after initially reacting defensively to Ellieâs indifferent response.
Itâs not that they were intimidated by seeing Ellie fight. Itâs just that it really is trashâ¦.
In the Labyrinth, even breathing must be done with caution.
It might be okay in the already mapped upper levels, but in the middle levels where the maps are incomplete, there are many times when one must physically confront challenges.
You might become poisoned without realizing it, or there might be monsters that rush towards the sound of your breathing, or perhaps there are bizarre spaces where trying to breathe only stops your breath.
The Labyrinth is a place where you never know what will happen next, so you must always be on alert.
The only place where you can relax is a Safe Zone created around a small tombstone.
But what if that Safe Zone is too far away? Or what if youâre unlucky and canât find a Safe Zone for a long time?
Then, you have no choice but to forcefully camp out, which is even more dangerous.
Thus, the concept of a portable Safe Zone was devised.
To put it simply, artisans design the blueprints for prefabricated houses, then mages program each material with magic to assemble in a specific form, and finally, use spatial magic to distort the size so it can be carried around compactly. This is precisely what a portable Safe Zone is.
A high grade comprehensive magical device that instantly erects a small but sturdy house on an empty land in an instant, and all around it, various types of concealment magic are cast to make it invisible.
These are the portable Safe Zones that have started to appear one by one recently.
The promotion is so aggressive that every time I visit the Guild to sell materials, they either demonstrate it directly or forcibly hand out flyers, making it impossible to forget.
Itâs certainly an impressive feat to have made it alone. To put it in Earth terms, itâs as if the local hardware store owner saw the latest electric car, then went on to create a similar electric car himself.
However, I canât purely admire itâ¦arenât the side effects too pernicious?
To be unable to rest properly in the suffocating Labyrinth, even in the safety zones set up for a breather due to hives, and the mana consumption is so severe that the partyâs mage has to retire or use up all their mined Magic Stones?
This is just trash. No matter how much I cherish Eve, thereâs no excuse.
I sighed deeply and patted Lemon and Apple on the shoulders.
âYouâve worked hard. But there are things I need to discuss with both of youâ¦and especially, I owe Miss Eve from last time.â
âAh.â
âAn appraisal dagger.â
Instead of production costs, I had promised to use the power of the World Tree for Eve someday.
I never thought a power that aids growth would appearâ¦but anyway, shouldnât it still be possible for me to make plants grow even now?
First, I should hint at what the ability is and tell them to call me if they need anything.
As I nodded to myself, Lydia, who seemed bored, was fiddling with the dirt with her toes and then looked up.
âJonah. If youâre hesitant to go alone, Iâll go with you.â
âItâs okay. I need to go and come back alone this timeâ¦.â
Saying this, I shrugged, and for some reason, Ellie and Lydia looked uneased.
It seemed not so much that they were worrying about the fight I had just been risking my life in, but something elseâ¦.
âGasp! Ellie, Miss Lydia. Donât worry! Iâm just going to talk about work, Iâm definitely not going off to cheat!â
âWho-who said anything?!â
âUh-huh. Iâm not worried about such things. â¦But if itâs about work, shouldnât I or Senior Ellie be going with you?â
Ellie, as if stung by her own words, screams in denial. Lydia, finding Ellieâs voice too noisy, covers her ears and continues speaking.
Both of their reactions made me chuckle as I responded.
âItâs nothing big, so thereâs really no need to go together. And since Iâll be going home early, Ellie, you can relax and get ready to grant my wish.â
âAh.â
ââ¦Was that for real?â
âIâve always been serious.â
To the extent that Iâve even decided on a wish already.