Chapter 338: 338: Awesome Physique_1

Chapter 338: Chapter 338: Awesome Physique_1

“Xu Fan reached out and grabbed Cui Dong’s arm, saying, ‘Since you’ve taken me as your master...'”

“Holy shit!” he suddenly exclaimed.

“Master, you... don’t do this, I’m not easily frightened.”

Cui Dong was so startled that his face turned pale, and his voice trembled, like a frightened little puppy.

When Xu Fan grabbed his hand, he had intended to infuse a thread of Spiritual Energy to probe his body, to see his aptitude and whether there were any hidden illnesses or the like. But as soon as he sensed it, he made a major discovery.

This shock caused him to lose control of his astonishment and he cried out involuntarily.

Giving Cui Dong another look, with his frightened expression, he didn’t care about his disciple’s feelings and confirmed his finding once more with great care.

Phew!

He probed for quite a while before he finally took a deep breath, his face a mix of shock and joy.

This kid, he really wasn’t boasting; he truly possessed a treasure within, harboring an extremely rare physique—the Tai Xuan Jiuxiao Body.

Even within the Cultivation World, such a constitution was one in a hundred thousand, a rarity that only appeared once every few hundred or thousand years.

Legends say that a long time ago in the Cultivation World, there was someone with the Tai Xuan Jiuxiao Body whose aptitude was staggeringly high. He took only two thousand five hundred years to ascend, an even more astonishing talent than Mr. Xu himself.

This individual was known as the Lord of the Nine Heavens Thunder Technique. Originally, he was an unnoticed and inconspicuous member of a small Sect, the kind who would be cleaning while others engaged in grand discussions. No one in the Sect paid much attention to him.

Unexpectedly, on a night of thunder and lightning, he attracted a thunder strike.

Not only did he not die, but he also turned disaster into a blessing, his cultivation advancing mightily each day, shocking everyone and soaring to the heavens.

As if he had recalled something, he then said, “Master, I don’t think I am as incredible as you say. After all, for all these years, the most that’s happened is that I seem to attract electricity more easily than others, like when I take off clothes or rub my hair. The most awkward thing is that I tend to give people electric shocks when I shake hands with them.”

“There’s no helping it, if you didn’t run into me, you would probably never awaken your constitution,” Xu Fan said with a smile. “But now your luck has changed. I can not only help you awaken rapidly, but I can also teach you the methods of cultivation. In no time, you will become the brightest new star in the Ancient Martial World, soaring to great heights.”

“Oh my gosh!” Cui Dong was so stunned by Xu Fan’s praise that he was momentarily dumbfounded. When he snapped out of it, he jumped up and struck a triumphant pose, babbling to himself, “I, Cui Dong, with my miserable life and plagued by misfortunes, would have never imagined being the reincarnation of the Thunder God. Damn, the heavens have not treated me unfairly. I, Cui Dong, shall achieve extraordinary feats and step into the Ancient Martial World as a true unparalleled expert, second to none. All those who bullied and insulted me in the past will face my revenge.”

These utterly clichéd lines made everyone else in the lounge shiver and they all gave him a “this kid is not right in the head” look.

Put plainly, his brain development was incomplete, his cerebellum immature, in short: idiotic.

Seeing Cui Dong’s elated and proud expression, Xu Fan was speechless and interjected, “Stop it, I really can’t stand these cringe-worthy clichéd lines. They could drive a person mad.”

Upon hearing this, Cui Dong snapped out of his own world but didn’t forget to show off, “Master, inspired by this moment, I have a poem to recite. Please listen.”

After saying this, he cleared his throat, transforming into a dramatic poet, and began reciting with great emotion and emphasis, “Holding the sun and moon, plucking the stars, there is no one like me under the heavens.”

“OK, OK,” Xu Fan was done with his disciple’s antics and hurriedly said, “You’re the most badass, no doubt about it. Now give it a rest, will you?”

Cui Dong quickly gestured with his hand, “Master, are you trying to kill me with flattery? I’m not even one ten-thousandth as amazing as you are.”

This flattery was so shameless it was unparalleled, and even Xu Fan felt embarrassed, so he had to reply, “Badass as it is, this matter isn’t so simple.”

“What?”

Cui Dong was stunned; could something bad be happening? He instantly became nervous!

“The awakening of the Tai Xuan Jiuxiao Body is not an easy task.” Xu Fan revealed a meaningful smile, “There are conditions. Want to take a guess?”

Cui Dong had a bad feeling. He touched his sweaty forehead and stammered, “It’s not... getting struck by lightning, is it?”

Xu Fan’s smile brightened, “Congratulations.”

Immediately, Cui Dong howled as if in agony, looking like a dead man, “No, I don’t want it.”