Chapter 294: 294: Picking Feet Big Man_1
Urban Most Awesome Dad
Chapter 294: Chapter 294: Picking Feet Big Man_1
âNest stinks, whoâs sauerkraut has gone bad? Why is there a smell of spoiled sauerkraut?â
âDamn, it wasnât there just now, but suddenly itâs here. It couldnât be someoneâs athleteâs foot, could it?â
âI canât breathe, I canât breathe!â
As soon as the two Li Family bulls took off their shoes, a wave of foot odor spread over the competition field, causing everyone to cover their noses in disgust.
Li Niu, although previously an athlete, was born with sweaty feet that had earned him the nickname âbiological weaponâ in the provincial team, and his team members, to keep their distance, even arranged a separate bedroom for him.
Li Xiaoniu can be said to have followed in his fatherâs footsteps, inheriting his splendid tradition, with a pair of black stinky feet that were equally offensive. The father and son duo, wearing number thirteen, had their neighboring contestants at twelve and fourteen struggling to breathe.
Number fourteen happened to be an English teacher, and the phrase âI canât breatheâ was what he exclaimed while pinching his nose, which translated to: I cannot breathe.
Li Niu, on the other hand, appeared indifferent. His smelly feet had been an issue for more than a day or two, and he was accustomed to peopleâs frantic expressions. Right now, he wore a smug look and said to the two beside him, âIf you canât handle it, you can always drop out of the race, see, everyone else is fine.â
Number fourteen rolled his eyes. If it werenât for Li Niuâs obviously strong and unreasonable appearance, he would have considered asking the organizers to remove Li Niu and his son from the group.
However, after receiving a threatening look from Li Niu, the English teacher at number fourteen resigned himself to the situation.
Li Niu looked strong and fierce, and he was the type not to reason with others. If a conflict arose, one would undoubtedly be at a disadvantage.
But Li Niuâs foot odor was simply too overpowering. Number fourteen, who was a bit of a clean freak, just couldnât stand the toxic fumes emanating from these four feet. So, he extended his hand and said to a staff member, âExcuse me, Iâd like to request a change of group. Iâm suddenly feeling a bit unwell.â
Although Xu Fan was aware that the little princess Tongtongâs feet were indeed fragrant, he definitely did not want Tongtong to grow up to be a girl with the habit of digging her feet. So he patted Tongtongâs little head and pretended to be stern, telling her, âFrom now on, youâre not allowed to sniff your own feet, got it?â
âUm, Tongtong got it,â Tongtong obediently nodded her head.
Li Xiaoniu, standing to the side, seeing Tongtongâs cute action of sniffing her feet, unexpectedly gave a âtchâ sound, seemed a bit unwilling to be outdone, and squatted down too, bringing his head close to his dark feet.
âItâs just feet. I dare to smell them too... ack...â Li Xiaoniu had just approached his feet when a strong stench hit him square in the face. Before he could take a deep breath, he began to vomit profusely.
âXiaoniu, whatâs wrong with you?â Li Niu, seeing his son foolishly copying Tongtong by sniffing feet and now choking to the point of continuous vomiting, felt a pang of distress.
He once again blamed Xu Fan for causing his son to lose his condition before the competition.
âPlayer No. 13, may I ask if your team can continue to participate in the competition? If not, we suggest you withdraw for now.â The staff member, seeing Li Xiaoniu almost faint from the smell of his own feet, approached Li Niu from two meters away, holding his breath as he spoke.
âOf course, weâre participating, weâre the team thatâs going to be champions!â Li Niu replied forcefully.
At that moment, Li Xiaoniu, who was vomiting on the ground, also stubbornly stood up. Although he looked a bit pale, he said excitedly to the staff member, âWeâre fine, we can definitely do it.â
âAlright,â the staff member turned to Xu Fan and asked solemnly, âSir, how about for the first match, your team and Team No. 13 go first, and weâll arrange the other peopleâs matches for the second round? The results will be determined based on the time taken to complete the competition.â
âNo problem!â Xu Fan slowly nodded.
The big battle was about to erupt.
The families of the dozen or so contestants who had nearly passed out from Li Niuâs foot odor had already evacuated from the battlefield, leaving only Xu Fan with Tongtong, alone facing the Li Family father and son.