Chapter 292: 292: The Chrysanthemum is Wilted, Scattered All Over the Ground - 1

Chapter 292: Chapter 292: The Chrysanthemum is Wilted, Scattered All Over the Ground – 1

This time, Li Niu came to the parent-child sports event with the championship title in his pocket.

Li Niu was already a man with strength like an ox, and his son, Li Xiaoniu, had inherited his excellent genes. At such a young age, he was already over 1.1 meters tall, dark, and hefty. His dark arms were much thicker than Tongtong’s slender legs.

Compared to the Li Family’s sizeable pair, the combo of Xu Fan and Tongtong looked like hitting a rock with an egg.

“See the difference between us? With those tiny arms and legs, you think you can compete with me, Li Niu, for the championship? You’re dreaming!” Li Niu flexed his absurdly thick arms, and a massive bicep bulged on his arm, trembling fiercely and looking incredibly intimidating.

Xu Fan turned away, delivering a smack to the back of that dumb big and rough guy’s head without even facing him.

This Li Tieniu only had some dead muscles on him. Xu Fan saw right through him. The strength in his body wasn’t even one percent of Xu Fan’s. Xu Fan could pinch him to death with just one finger.

Such a delusional fool was actually yelling in front of Xu Fan, who was once a top-tier boss in the Cultivation World. Li Niu’s clamor was like an ant buzzing in an elephant’s ear; Xu Fan simply ignored it.

“Haha, scared now, aren’t you? You’ll know what’s what when the competition starts!” Li Niu thought Xu Fan was afraid of him when he turned around, so he was in high spirits, feeling like he’d already become the champion of the event. Clasping his burly little son’s hand, he let out a string of exaggerated laughter.

Xu Fan furrowed his brows slightly when he heard Li Niu’s piercing laughter, feeling a bit annoyed.

This dumb big and rough man, ugly as sin, was also ridiculously full of himself, and he was showing off in front of the Five-Direction Heavenly Emperor of the entire Cultivation World. Xu Fan felt that if he didn’t put this fool in his place, he might get too big for his boots.

So, Xu Fan activated his Air Control Technique, gently lifting a small pebble, and with a “biu” sound, shot it towards Li Niu’s muscular buttocks.

A heart-wrenching scream suddenly pierced the noisy air of the sports field.

“Aaaaah!” Li Niu clutched at his butt, his dark face twisted in agony.

“Don’t jinx it, what if you get too excited and tear the wound open? That would be awful...”

“Dammit, I don’t have hemorrhoids. Stop talking crap...”

One by one, everyone joined in, mocking Li Niu’s current predicament.

Li Niu had put on quite a show earlier, and Xu Fan wasn’t the first one he had mocked. Several other contenders for the championship had also been sneered at by Li Niu, which is why he had incurred the wrath of the crowd. Now that they saw him at a disadvantage, everyone felt especially vindicated.

Originally, the community event was organized just for the children’s happiness; the parents didn’t really care about the rankings. But Li Niu, who used to be an athlete and now a fitness coach, felt a sense of superiority and thus showed off everywhere, leading to his current state where everyone was against him, and he was under attack from all sides.

Li Niu, clutching his bottom, turned a deep shade of purple on his big dark face as he heard the jeers around him.

“Dammit. I have to win first place in today’s sports meeting no matter what!” Li Niu declared defiantly while holding his butt.

“Dad, can you still compete with your butt like that?” Although Li Xiaoniu wanted to win a prize, seeing his dad in such agonizing pain made him question uncertainly.

“Don’t worry, your dad’s athlete days weren’t for nothing. I’ll get through this sports meeting today even if I have to take medicine and get a local anesthetic. Back in the day, I was the tough guy who got three local anesthetics for competing in Zhonghai City competitions!” Li Niu boasted with a fierce look on his face as he rubbed his bottom.

“Dad, you’re awesome. We must win the championship!” Li Xiaoniu said excitedly.

Heartened by his dad’s potential full recovery, Li Xiaoniu brightened up immediately.

“There are two shots of the local anesthetic at home, just right to be used now before they expire. There’s still about ten minutes before the start; we should have enough time!” Li Niu said, enduring the pain as he pulled out his phone from his pocket and quickly dialed his wife.

As an athlete, he frequently faced injuries and often trained while hurt, so getting a local anesthetic was a common occurrence for him.

He did, however, cast a resentful look at Xu Fan.

It was just a hunch, but he felt that his injury just now seemed to have an intricate connection with Xu Fan.