Chapter 1003 - 1003 Chapter 1003 Bing, Expert Conversationalist
D.E.M.O.N.S: Getting Summoned Weekly isn't so Bad
1003 Chapter 1003 Bing, Expert Conversationalist
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*Why is Bing so aggressively familiar!* Sue had been carefully trying to work out how to get away from this conversation for a while but Bing wasnât really giving her a chance. As casual as Bing was, she also made sure to include everyone in the conversation when she could. Sure Sue had just given yes or no answers so far, but that said more about Sueâs lack of desire to engage with Bing then it did about Bing.
â⦠have you ever considered being a chef Bodeir? You always seem to take food so seriously. I mean, Iâve considered it a time or two and then I remember that time I managed to burn water despite coming from a family renowned for their ice powers and decide itâs not a good ideaâ¦â
Sue really had no clue how to deal with Bing. *She dominates the conversation, but sheâs also super casual⦠and polit. While Bodeirâsâ¦* âI have meditate on my calling a number of times and yet my answer has no changed in a number of years. I am afraid that I do not believe the path of the chef is my calling,â *Like that. I canât tell if theyâre getting along or not!*
Sueâs attention started to wander until she heard her name, ââ¦so what about it Sue? Whatâs it like being a demon?â asked Bing.
*Ah shit. I missed the first part of that question. Um⦠and like⦠how do I answer this anyway? Itâs not like being a demon is all that different to a number of other sentient races. Weâve just got exceptionally long lifespans and require much less training to progress in power. Weâre a lot like higher level dragons really⦠but do they even have those here? Not sure I could use them as a comparison. I mean they have mana⦠and qi⦠but do they have âdragon godâ dragons? Or the weaker versionsâ¦*
âUm⦠itâs⦠well I suppose I canât really compare, Iâve never not been a demon after all,â said Sue eventually. âDo you guys have dragons here? The really big ones that just grow forever until they can sneeze and destroy a mountain?â
Bing nodded, âYup we do. Or at least⦠my tutors have warned me that we do. Never seen one myself,â
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Sue nodded as well and said, âYeah demons are a lot like those dragons. We just get stronger by existing and so a lot of us just use our extensive lifespans to take up hobbies. Of course, not everyone will keep going up in power forever, and some people decide combat IS a hobby. Those guys can be ridiculously strong,â
Bing frowned and asked, âWhat do you mean you donât keep going up in power forever? Isnât that how dragons work?â
Sue shrugged and said, âI donât know enough about the specifics of dragons to say they always work that way⦠but demons sadly donât. We go up in rather distinctive tiers and very rarely do we get any warning before it happens. Sure we might get little signs a few days beforehand, but considering it can be years, decades, centuries or longer⦠a few days warning is nothing really,â
âThat doesnât seem particularly fair. Isnât it possible to get stronger through effort?â asked Bing, clearly not pleased with that particular aspect of how demons work.
âIt is possible, but not the same way. A bit like mortals really. We can work out our muscles, well most of us,â not sure how Katâs regen works. Would it let her work out? âand of course we can get more skills⦠but you could be the most powerful Rank 1 in existence and it doesnât make you any more likely to Rank up. Iâm the oldest of my three good friends, but also the weakest because Iâm still Rank 1,â explained Sue.
âDoes that bother you?â asked Bing, and a glance showed that Bodeir was concerned as well.
Sue winced. *I canât lie and say it doesnât bother me at all. Guess Iâll have to actually give a proper answer. I bet Kat will here this as well. Sorry I didnât talk about this with you Kat, but you never asked!* âIt bothers me a bit, but more for lifespan reasons then power ones. For my hobbies and goals I donât really need to Rank up⦠lifespan is directly related to our Rank. Sure some abilities we get can enhance it, and weâve got great medical care⦠but thereâs still a limit. Iâm not too worried just yet⦠but if I get too old without ever Ranking up? The chances that get there eventually drop,â
âWell what are your hobbies? I know enough to guess youâre a Succubus, but how much does that mean?â asked Bing.
âThat is the question isnât it?â postulated Sue. âIâm about as close to the stereotype as you can get. I love sex, and like to be pretty adventurous with how I go about it. Iâm always down to fuck new people, or find a new fetish⦠but I donât know how much of that is because Iâm a Succubus.
âItâs an issue of numbers really. Because the first few generations of Succubi were really into sex⦠they had a lot more kids then other types of demons. Now, many years later, Succubi are still the demons most obsessed with sex⦠but is that because weâre Succubi, because we learnt it from our parents, or because we make up the largest percentage of the population?â
âHuh⦠I never thought of it that wayâ¦â said Bing with a grin. âI guess I just imagined there was a balance of all types of demons⦠but obviously you need to have sex to get little demons so whichever ones are doing that moreâ¦â
Sue nodded, âYup. And Succubi ended up with a lot of⦠âcrossbreedsâ essentially. It also means most people have a Succubus or two in their family trees⦠and if they happen to like sex⦠well some says maybe thatâs why?â
Sue was actually getting into the conversation and didnât notice that Bodeir had managed to sneak away. Bing did⦠but she was also enjoying the conversation and was happy to let Bodeir âescapeâ if thatâs what he really wanted to do. âThat does complicate matters Iâm sure,â said Bing, âI guess itâs one of those, eaglet and the egg problems. Is the other demon here like you?â
Sue didnât even think anything strange of the question, âOh no not at all. Katâs such a sweety, powerful too but completely asexual,â Bing looked a bit confused at the term, âdid that not translate right? She has no sexual desire at all,â
âYes⦠that is⦠I could tell you were saying that⦠but it was overlapped with another word. Very strange⦠and⦠no sexual desire at all? How would something like that work?â asked Bing.
Sue tilted her head to the side, thinking on it for a moment, as she did though she explained the translation issues, âYou either donât have a word for âasexualâ in your language, or youâve never heard of it before. Thatâs why you got the impression of a word and an explanation. As for how it works⦠well⦠itâs just how it is? Itâs not something I can really imagine properly.
âI mean, Iâm normally at least a little bit horny and I find it very natural to look at a nice set of muscles and get a little hot under the collar. Still, I do know that itâs⦠well itâs quite uncommon in Succubi, but not the demon race as a whole. A lot of Shadow demons are asexual. Not sure how those guys have sex at all considering what I know of them⦠hmm⦠maybe I should try and seduce one? For science obviously!â
Bing laughed at Sueâs idea, âYes of course. I am sure you are not interested in the act for any other reason then the pursuit of knowledge,â
Bing shook her head and said after her laughter died down, âI wish I was free to explore that side of things at least a bit more. My father has forbidden me from dating, and my mother supported him. Apparently itâs a big deal for me as a maiden of the Holy Icy Wind sect that I remain pure.
âNot sure if itâs actually important to our cultivation technique or not though. I mean, both of my parents insist that it IS a big component of the technique I was given to study⦠but obviously I exist right? So how pure can my parents really be if they had me? Itâs not like I donât know where babies come from. You know anything about it?â
Sue shook her head, âSorry I canât say I do. Where I grew up sex and romance was a rather well known and well studied topic, especially amongst the adults. Everyone over twenty-five would convince us just to be ourselves. Though other teenagers were annoying shits,â
Bing nodded in commiseration.