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Chapter 49

{Avengers React to PeterNedMJ Friendship}

Peter Parker One Shots

Requested by CruellaOurSaviour: ok so I was thinking the avengers watch Tom, jacob and zendayas interviews/ their friendship but pretending it's Peter mj and Ned :)

( so like there not reacting to the actors just imagine it is actually mj Peter and Ned sorry I'm trying to make this make sense haha)

Disclaimer: I don't own Marvel.

TW: FLOOFFLOOFFLOOFFLOOFFLOOFFLOOF.

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"Yo people."

"Who are you?" Peter asked Ned and MJ beside him.

"I'm Jesus."

"Really?"

"No. I'm just some girl who wants you to react to Peter, Ned, and MJ's friendship because my readers love floof. From now on, my readers shall be called Fuzzies :D"

"...Okay..."

"Anyways, Avengers, Ned, MJ, settle down. Let's get this show on the road!"

I DON'T OWN THE ABOVE VIDEO! ALL CREDITS GO TO ITS CREATOR, I AM JUST USING IT FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES!!

Peter: We should probably stop staring before it gets creepy, though.

"Wait, who were you guys staring at?" Tony asked.

"Peter was staring at Liz," Ned said, emphasizing Peter.

"Aww, did you have a crush, Petey?" Sam asked.

"I did, as in past tense," Peter said, sticking his tongue out at him.

MJ: Too late. You guys are losers.

"I knew there was a reason I like MJ," Queen Pepper said. MJ smirked at her.

Ned: Then, why do you sit with us?

MJ: Because I don't have any friends.

"You have us now!" Peter said, smiling like an excited puppy.

"I know," MJ smiled, tapping his nose.

Liz: Really? Right before nationals?

MJ: He already quit Marching Band and Robotics Club.

"How do you know that, hmm?" Clint waggled his eyebrows. MJ just tilted her head towards the screen.

MJ: I'm not obsessed with him, I'm just really observant.

"Sure..." Tony trailed off sarcastically. MJ ignored him.

MJ: Can't believe you guys are at this lame party.

Ned: You're here too.

MJ: Am I?

"Oh I like her," Nat told Peter.

(Scene where Ned waves and MJ mimics then shows her middle finger).

Everyone burst out laughing.

"I don't know why," Tony chuckled, "But I thought she was really greeting him. I know- stupid."

MJ: Thank you. M-My friends call me MJ.

Ned: I thought you don't have any friends.

"Ned, you oblivious teddy bear," Peter teased.

"Sorry, Em," Ned sheepishly said.

"No problem, loser," MJ said.

MJ: I didn't.

"Cute," Bucky smiled.

"Yeah, these three are adorable," Pepper said.

Ned: He's just going to collect tiny spoons while we're traveling to other countries.

"Like a grandmother?" Nat asked.

MJ: Like a- Like a grandmother?

Nat leaned over and high-fived MJ.

Peter: I'm not collecting tiny spoons, he's collecting tiny spoons.

"You two are terrible at this," Steve told Peter and Ned.

"We know," they chorused resignedly.

MJ: Oh- okay, well. That was a real rollercoaster.

"Agreed," Bruce said.

MJ: What happened to the carnival?

Harrington: This is upgrade living guys. Come on, the tour company just gave us these tickets! For free! Do you have any idea how much Opera tickets cost?

Flash: No. Because none of us have ever wanted to go to the Opera. Ever!

"I don't like him," Steve said.

"None of us do," Peter said.

Ned: Well I think this is going to be culturally in mission for us.

"What- What were you guys trying to do?" Tony asked with his head in his hands.

"...Nothing?" Ned said.

Everyone gave him an 'I don't believe you' look.

Peter: Oh Ned, perfect.

Ned: The costume looks great! For the... costume party at the... princess castle.

"Oh kid," Steve chuckled.

Peter: She knows, I told her.

MJ: He didn't tell me. I figured it out.

"Of course," Pepper laughed.

Ned: Oh. That's cool.

MJ: Like a long time ago.

"This is basically Ned and MJ being comedians and Peter questioning his life in the background," Sam said.

"Agreed," Bruce said.

Ned: So you know too? It's cool, I mean, I've known first and I've known longer but it's not a competition.

"Aww Nedward, no need to worry," Peter said, punching Ned's arm, "You'll always be my bro."

They did their complicated handshake.

MJ: Well, since Peter isn't here to tell his truth. About you, Brad, why do you think it's cool to take pictures of people in the bathroom?

"Do you want to learn how to fight?" Nat asked MJ.

"I know Taekwondo," she replied.

"You're coming with me to train."

"Sure."

"God help us," Peter said dramatically.

MJ: I don't like this, something's definitely up.

Ned: You're a FOS now.

"A what?" everyone asked together.

Ned: Friend of Spider-Man.

"Wow," Tony chuckled.

Ned: And you have to remember, just stay calm.

"Alright, done!"

"Already?"

"Yup, don't worry, I'll bring you guys back here soon enough."

"Alright, bye!" they chorused together.

"Bye! Love you my Fuzzies <3"

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