{Avengers React to Thor and Bruce Being Hot (5) FINAL}
Peter Parker One Shots
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TW: THOR ODINSON BEING HOT!!!!! BRUCE BANNER BEING HOT!!!!!!!
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"Alright, now you guys are going to react to Thor."
"Okay..." Bruce trailed off nervously.
"Yeah, Brucey, buckle up."
"I'm going bye," Loki said, standing up and strutting off, "Adios."
"Wait, you're gonna let him go?" Bucky asked.
"He would throw a fit if I don't."
"True."
"WOAH," Tony said, "You look good with short hair."
"Hmm, I was thinking of cutting my hair," Thor said, running a hand through his hair.
"You-You-You would look great," Bruce shyly said.
"Thor is the reason I'm bisexual," Peter declared.
"Oh really," Bucky raised an eyebrow.
"I mean- heh?"
Bucky kept looking at Peter.
"Calm down, Sergeant," he chuckled, patting Bucky's cheek, "I only have eyes for you."
Bucky huffed but relented.
"Wow," Bruce whispered.
Thor smirked at him.
Loki could be heard gagging somewhere far away.
"Who were you winking at?" Steve asked.
"Me," Bruce said softly, raising his hand, "I don't remember why, but he did."
"Figures," Sam snorted.
"Your eyes are very pretty," Bruce told the God hesitantly.
"Thank you, Bruce," Thor said.
Everyone waited with a bated breath, but...
They still didn't ask each other out.
"Okay, you know what? I'm going to show you Bruce being hot too right now."
"What, why?" Bruce asked.
No one answered him.
"Ooooooooooooooooh," Peter whooped, "Dr. Banner!"
"Well, Brucey, I'll get some modeling contracts for you too," Tony chuckled.
Thor was just staring at the screen.
"Say, Bruce, I would like to court you," he suddenly said.
Bruce choked on air, "You would?"
"Aye."
"Okay..." Bruce smiled shyly.
"FINALLY!"
"Well then," Nat shrugged, "Pepper, will you go out with me?"
Pepper smirked, "Of course."
"Yayy, now I can show you Pepper being ho-"
"No, you won't."
"No, I won't. Thank you all for coming. Go and have dates, have sex, make babies, live happily ever after, byeeee."
The curtains close.
The.
End.