{Panicking Like a Badass(Field Trip)}

Requested by mr_oakiedokee20: I have a request, you don't have to do it if you don't like it, but it's worth a try. So, Peter is touch deprived and has panic attacks, there's only three people that can comfort him in these times. Vision, Tony, and Bucky. Now, Vision can't feel emotions like Peter does, but he knows that he is going through a tough time. Tony, well, he's basically his dad and knows everything about him. And it's a dads job to comfort. Bucky, has the same problem as Peter, and is touch deprived along with depression and anxiety. So, him and Peter understand each other very well. No one else can calm him down. Also, if you do make this, can you squeeze a field trip in with it?

TW: Panic attacks. School trips. Attempted bullying. Floof. Badass Petey. PeterxBucky because why the hell not?

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"Are you okay now Peter?" Vision asked while Bucky was running his hands through the boy's hair.

"Yeah, I'm good, thanks Vis, James," Peter said sniffling, wiping away his tears.

"That was a pretty bad panic attack you had," Bucky said, kissing him softly.

"I know," Peter sighed and smiled into the kiss, then pulled away, "I'll see you later, Buck, Vis. I need to leave now or I'll be late. Love you, bye."

Peter rushed into the elevator and groaned in his head when he noticed that his black shirt was a shade lighter than his jeans. At least it doesn't look bad.

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"OI PENIS," Flash shouted at the top of his lungs. The hallway quietened down. Flash grinned, obviously pleased at having all the attention to himself. "Who's funeral you going to?"

Peter, rolled his eyes, irritated from his panic attack, looked him dead in the eyes. "Yours within the next 10 seconds if you don't shut your mouth."

"Watch it, Parker," the bully weakly glared.

"If I throw a stick, you'll leave, right?" Peter asked, searching his bag mockingly. MJ, who was talking on her phone, and Ned appeared by his side and she proudly patted his shoulder discreetly.

"Really? Wait a minute," MJ said in her phone, then looked at Flash, "The zoo's on the line. They want to know how you got out of your cage."

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"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH."

Peter snorted. MJ raised an unbothered eyebrow. Ned was hiding his laughter. Flash turned bright red and slunk away.

"Does he come over to you guys every day to be roasted?" Ned asked, keeping his stuff in his locker.

"I think he might have a crush on Peter," MJ said, taking a book out of her bag with the title 'The Virgin Suicides' (read it :D I promise you won't regret it. It's pretty dark, but I loved it).

"Sure Em," Peter laughed, leaning against his locker, "And can you lend me that book when you're done with it? The summary seems interesting."

"How did you read the summary from- oh never mind," Ned rolled his eyes when he remembered that Peter was enhanced.

"Hey, Peter?" Fleur Bernard, a beautiful French exchange student, said, walking over to him.

"Hello...Fleur right?" Peter asked kindly.

Fleur blushed, "Yes. I was wondering if you're doing anything on Saturday?"

"Oh, I'll be going on a date with my boyfriend," Peter said, smiling gently.

"Oh, you're gay?" she asked disappointed.

"Bisexual," Peter smiled, "Say, have you ever noticed how much Curtis stares at you?"

Fleur turned around just in time to catch Curtis Lee staring at her intensely, then looking away blushing when she meets his eyes.

"I'll talk to you later, Peter, au revoir," Fleur said, gliding over to shyly start a conversation with Curtis.

"Hand over the money, Leeds," MJ said, holding her hand out.

"Couldn't she have come after 5 more minutes," Ned grumbled, placing a 10-dollar bill in her hand.

Peter didn't bother to ask them about their bet.

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"Class, pack your bags, we have a surprise field trip," Mrs. Brewer, his least favorite teacher(she has hated him ever since he corrected her), declared, "Your guardians have been informed of the trip and have consented to it."

Everyone cheered and packed their bags, lining up to get on the bus.

"Where do you think we're going?" Ned asked when they were seated.

"I dunno, some weird science place, probably," Peter shrugged.

"Where are we going, Miss?" Charles asked.

"We are going to... STARK INDUSTRIES."

The class went berserk. The driver, an old man, turned around and said, "Calm down kids. You're yelling as if you've been told you're going to meet Stan Lee."

"GUYS, PENIS PARKER'S INTERNSHIP LIE IS GOING TO BE EXPOSED," Flash shouted over everyone else, ignoring the bus driver.

"Eugene, Somewhere out there, there's a tree working very hard to produce oxygen so that you can breathe. I think you should go and apologize," Peter deadpanned.

He is right though, Mr. Parker," Mrs. Brewer said(god he hates her), "You need to stop spreading lies."

"What the actual fuck is wrong with you?" Peter asked calmly.

"Do not talk to me like that," Mrs. Brewer shrieked.

"And you have the right to insult me in front of my classmates... because all basic human rights go out of the window for a student when you're a teacher, right?" Peter raised an eyebrow. The class quietened down.

"I have provided every single paperwork required for my internship. There are numbers at the bottom of the paperwork which will connect you directly to the Stark Industries Internship Program head. Heck, there are personal numbers of Mr. Stark and Pepper. Principal Morita knows my internship is real and has told all the teachers about it. But you don't care. Why?" Peter clapped his hands once, "Because of your pettiness. Don't lie," he raised his hand when she opened her mouth, "You've hated me ever since I had corrected you from pouring Ammonium Nitrate into oil and killing everyone in this class because of the explosion it would cause."

"She was going to pour Ammonium Nitrate into oil?" Cindy asked Abe.

"If you want to hate me, hate me, but don't try to portray me as a liar. You're a teacher, be more mature instead of holding childish grudges and being all,"  he made his voice more high-pitched'"oh my god he stopped me from causing a lethal explosion that could kill everyone. How dare he stop me, I hate him.'"

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"Peter woke up today and chose violence," Sally said after two seconds of silence.

"Take your guest passes," Brewer(she has lost the Mrs. privileges) grumbled from the front of the bus.

"Look at that Penis, you don't get a pass. Tony Stark has probably gotten to know about your lies and has banned you from the tower. Now, he'll see me and see how rich and smart I am and make me his personal assistant," Flash bragged proudly when everyone except Peter had gotten their passes.

Peter blinked, "I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and poop out a smarter statement than whatever you just said."

"..."

"BURNNNNN," his classmates shouted.

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"Hello, welcome to Stark Industries," a handsome man smiled, "My name is Konrad Vogt, you can just call me Kon, and I'll be your tour guide for today. I trust that all of you have your passes."

"I have one," Peter hissed to Brewer.

"One of my students hasn't got one," she said stubbornly.

Kon frowned, "Who is it?"

"Peter Parker," Brewer said.

"Peter?" Kon's eyes lit up when he saw Peter, "Pete, kiddo, what're you doing here?"

"Field trip, Maus," Peter said, smiling at him lightly.

"Stop calling me that," Kon whined playfully. "Don't worry, he has his own badge," he said to Mrs. Brewer.

"Okay everyone, I'll be telling you the badge system. We have the badges going from one to ten, and the badges are called by their respective numbers in Esperanto. So, badge one would be called unu. Badge ten is called dek. This way, we have badges unu, du, tri, kvar, kvin, ses, sep, ok, naŭ, and dek, which stand for the numbers 1 to 10 respectively."

"There are also the Venĝantoj badges for the Avengers, and Venĝantoj literally translated to Avengers in Esperanto. There's also badge level Mi amas vin hundino. Mi neniam ĉesos ami vin ... hundino. This literally translates to," Kon sighed, "I love you bish. I will never stop loving you... bish. We had been specifically been told to pause before the last bish. Anyway," he coughed, "This last badge is for people Tony Stark trusts the most with himself and his personal lab. This badge is held only by Tony Stark, Pepper Potts, Happy Hogan, and by a more recent addition, Peter Parker."

Everyone's eyes turned to Peter. Peter face-palmed. "That was for calling me Maus," Kon stated.

"Anyway, scan your badges like this people," Kon said, walking to the scanner and tapping his badge on it twice.

"Konrad Vogt, Level sep, Intern and Tour Guide. Welcome back, Mr. Vogt."

"Hello OASTIB," Kon turned to the students, "OASTIB stands for Only A Scanner Trying Its Best."

"I'll go next," Flash swaggered up to the scanner and typed his badge twice.

"Eugene Thompson, Level unu, Visitor. Observing your behavior, as per protocol, I'm required to tell you that Stark Industries has a strict no-bullying policy, especially against its employees."

Flash deflated and quietly went to the other side.

"Andrea Brewer, Level unu, Visitor. As per protocol, I'm also required to tell you that SI hates biased adults, especially teachers."

Brewer huffed and stomped to join Flash.

24 students later

"Peter Benjamin Parker, Level Mi amas vin hundino. Mi neniam ĉesos ami vin ... hundino, Intern and Lab Director. Welcome back, Boss Baby."

"Hello OAS," Peter smiled and pocketed his pass, ignoring his staring classmates and teacher.

"Now, as fun as it was to see your classmate scan his badge, why don't you all get in the elevator?"

Peter got into the elevator, but since there were nearly 30 students, space was a tight fit.

Still weak from his panic attack the morning, Peter went into a flashback.

"I wasn't aiming for you, Pedro."

Pain.

It's crushing me

I can't breathe

Help me, please.

It hurts.

Stop.

Please, help.

"Protocol Peter Panic Attack, PPA, activated," FRIDAY suddenly said, "Please move away from Mr. Parker."

The class looked at the corner of the elevator to see Peter cowering, his eyes squeezed close and his hands firmly on his ears.

"He's such an attention seeker," Flash scoffed.

"Mr. Thompson, if you will not refrain from speaking necessarily, I can and will throw you out of the tower. Be human and stop trying to make a panic attack worse than it already is," Kon said icily.

"Manchurian Candidate is on his way, the elevator will be stopping on floor 26," FRIDAY announced, and a moment later the elevator doors opened to the White Wolf standing there, looking quite worried.

"He's here for me," Flash bragged, pushing his way to the front.

"No, I'm not," Bucky growled, "Get out of the elevator," he barked at the students. Everyone scurried out, even Ned and MJ(hers was more of a cool swagger as she tried to hide her worry).

Bucky strode into the elevator and picked up his shaking boyfriend, bringing him outside. He then proceeded to sit down on the floor, leaning against a wall and started to gently speak in Peter's ear.

A minute passed.

"James?" Peter whispered.

"Hello, doll," Bucky smiled and kissed Peter's forehead.

"Is he alright?" Tony asked, coming out of nowhere and kneeling next to them.

"Yeah, I'm good," Peter said, shakily getting to his feet.

"What's wrong with you, Parker," Brewer said, frowning, "You're overreacting. Stop making a scene."

Peter's breathing sped up slightly. Bucky growled and picked Peter up with him, glaring at the teacher, then went to the elevator, "Penthouse, please," he said.

"Now, listen here," Tony said when he was sure Peter was out of hearing range, "Your tour is canceled, ah-ah," he tutted when the students groaned, "It's only your teacher and that egoistical brat's fault." The students glared at the two.

"Both of you have been told time and time again that bullying is forbidden here, especially bullying my son."

"He's your son?" Flash squeaked out, face white.

"Not by blood, but he's mine in every other way," Tony then glared at Brewer, "Now, you, Barista, you are going to tell the principal that we are going to have a long talk about your anti-bullying policy and see that if it applies to students as well as teachers. Clear?"

Brewer nodded rapidly, eyes wide and obviously cursing herself in her head, and ushered the class in the elevator, Kon trailing after them after sending Tony a two-fingered salute.

"Boss," FRIDAY said, "Manchurian Candidate and Spider-Baby have activated Protocol Doing Squat Thrusts in the Cucumber Patch."

Tony gagged, "For the love of God, please turn their rooms sound-proof FRI."

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Not my best work, but I couldn't think of anything better :( Might edit this later. Sorry  if I disappointed you <3<3