{Another Field Trip}
Peter Parker One Shots
Disclaimer:Â I own nothing but my own twisted little brain... you can't have that, I don't care how good your lawyer is.
TW: Bullying. School.
Also, fair warning, literally everyone is whipped for Peter (as they should be).
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Flash PoV: [I know, shocker right? Don't worry, the entire thing won't be in his point of view. I cannot say too many bad things about *our baby :( ]
"CLASS," Harrington shouted. Everyone snapped their attention to him, except for Penis Parker that is. That stupid twerp was simply daydreaming and was obviously not paying any attention. I turned towards Harrington, but I noticed many girls, boys, and pals glancing at Parker. My blood boiled.
I HATE that bastard. He got everything so easily, it wasn't fair! He's got perfect grades (top grades in everything WITHOUT trying), a perfect face (so many people in school had a crush on him, and the stupid idiot doesn't even notice), perfect mannerisms, perfect friends, perfect EVERYTHING. He was so perfect that everyone in school except for my 'friends and I didn't bother him about his so-called 'Stark Internship'.
Everyone in school obviously didn't believe his lies, but they never said anything to him about it, thinking he was trying to cope with his uncle's death. The only thing I had that Parker didn't was money and parents. I turned my attention back to Harrington after glaring at Penis Parker.
"Listen up kids, we will be going on a tour to a very influential company, it is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. Your entire grade along with Principal Morita and I will be going there. Your forms are right here. The trip is tomorrow, so you have to get the form signed tomorrow or you won't be able to go. Any questions?" I immediately raised my hand and smirked at Parker when I got picked. I am Harrington's favorite.
"Where are we going?" I asked. Harrington gave me a short smile and said, "It's a surprise," and turned away before I could interrogate him more. Rude. He picked Penis Parker next.
"Mr. Harrington sir," Harrington's eyes turned soft and his smile turned brighter when the stupid nerd spoke. Looks like Penis Parker is the perfect student for him. I glared at him. "I'm really sorry but I cannot come on the trip." Harrington frowned, "Peter, you are our best student, I was thinking that you would especially enjoy this opportunity."
"EXCUSE ME? I am your best student," I exclaimed. Harrington didn't even look at me. The git pouted and I saw Cindy aww quietly to Betty. Again, perfect little Penis Parker didn't notice. "I'm very sorry Mr. Harrington sir," he said softly, fiddling with his shirt sleeves. I rolled my eyes when I saw nearly everyone in the class melt. Why couldn't anyone in class see that his shy nerd persona was just a facade? "Just Mr. Harrington is fine Peter, and no problem, enjoy your day tomorrow," Harrington suddenly smirked and added as an afterthought,
"Besides, I don't think you'll be missing all that much tomorrow."
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THE NEXT DAY
Third Person PoV:
Peter woke up to KAREN's warm voice, "Peter, wake up, you have to train with Spidermom today," she said softly. He blinked the sleep out of his eyes and mumbled a small, "Thanks honey," (he really needs to stop picking up these habits from Mr. Stark). He groaned loudly and went to wash his face. He slipped on a random hoodie he found and walked out for breakfast, where only Steve Rogers was present, drinking tea.
"Morning Pete," Steve brightly greeted him. "Good morning Pops," Peter mumbled, still in a sleepy haze (he shouldn't have stayed awake till 3 a.m.). He looked up to see Steve frozen in his place, and when his words caught up to him, he quickly scrambled to apologize.
"OH MY GOSH, I-I-I'm so sorry Cap, I didn't realize-" "You cannot call me anything but that from now," Steve cut him off. "I- What?" "You heard me, I don't know any Cap or Steve or stuff. I only know Pops," he said nonchalantly. Peter blinked, then smiled widely at him. He wrapped his arms shortly around his newly-dubbed Pops and pranced over to get some cereal, noticeably more awake.
Shortly after, the rest of the team (except Tony, who was still sleeping) sat down for breakfast. They had a ritual of all sitting together and having meals every day. "Do you want some orange juice, Pete?" Steve asked. "Yes, thank you Pops," Peter said absent-mindedly. Steve grinned and passed it over.
Peter looked up when there was absolute silence and saw everyone staring alternatively between him and Steve. "What?" he asked. "How come he gets to be Pops?" Clint demanded. "I mean, I called him Pops by mistake and he sort of said that he wanted to be called that so I called him that," Peter said. "Even I want to be called something like that," Bucky huffed. "Okay Uncle Buck," Peter said, innocently sipping his juice. The entire table burst with chaos.
"QUIET," the Queen- I mean Pepper- shouted. Everyone immediately settled down. "Good. Now, why don't we ask Peter to name us?" she said, looking at Peter who was looking amusedly at the drama. He stuttered for two seconds, then nodded and dramatically inhaled,
"So Nat is Spidermum," Nat smiled fondly, "Bucky is Uncle Buck," Bucky smirked widely, "Clint is Uncle Clint," Clint whooped, "Sam is Uncle Sam," Sam grinned at the boy, "Rhodey is Uncle Rhodes," Rhodey gave a thumbs-up, "Steve is obviously Pops," Steve smirked, "Pepper is Mom," Pepper grinned widely, and if everyone saw a tear in her eye, nobody mentioned it, "Wanda, Vision, and Pietro, you guys are my brothers and sisters," Peter exclaimed. Wanda, Pietro, and Peter high-fived each other while Vision calmly smiled. "Come on Spidermum, we have training," Peter said and stood up. Natasha stood up and walked to her room, saying that she needed to change. Tony then walked into the kitchen, looking like a zombie.
"Hey Pete, is that my hoodie?" he asked when he noticed his kid. "Sure is dad," Peter hummed, then walked away grinning mischievously while Tony choked on his coffee behind him. "Did he just-" Tony started, "Yes, I am now 'Pops'," Steve cut in happily. "That cheeky little shit," Tony murmured fondly, unable to hide the smile blossoming on his face.
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Meanwhile, with Ned and MJ:
"Sir, can you tell us now where are we going?" Abe questioned on the bus. Mr. Harrington nodded and smiled widely. "We will be going to STARK INDUSTRIES." The bus was quiet for a full three seconds, then all the 54 students burst out.
"Stark Industries?-"
"What the fu-"
"How-"
"When did they-"
"God has not abandoned us-"
"Will we meet the Avengers?-"
Then, a loud, annoying noise boomed over everyone's, "LOOK GUYS! PENIS PARKER ISN'T HERE. HE WAS PROBABLY TOO SCARED TO COME BECAUSE OF HIS LIES." Ned saw Mr. Morita and Mr. Harrington grimace and felt pity for the men. They obviously wanted to defend Peter, but Flash's stupid parents would probably make them lose their job.
"Your stupidity astounds me Eugene," MJ's cool voice came from beside Ned. Flash sneered at her, "What do you mean, you bitch?" MJ rolled her eyes, "Cuss me out again and I will cut off your tongue with a butter knife and make you swallow it," she promised. Flash paled and nodded rapidly. "And as for what I mean, how do you think Peter would know not to come to school today? Wasn't this a surprise field trip? That even you, Mr. Hotshot also didn't know about? So do you think that Peter has more influence than your precious little parents?" Flash reddened, opened his mouth to say something, but when he was unable to find a comeback, huffed angrily and sat down.
"Should we like, warn him?" Ned whispered to MJ. "Nah, leave the loser, maybe Flash will finally shut up about Peter lying," she whispered back. Ned shrugged and pocketed his phone again.
The rest of the ride was peaceful. Mr. Morita passed MJ a bar of chocolate secretly while Harrington discreetly high-fived her, and she smirked at the men. They soon reached Stark Industries, and everyone stood in awe of the tall building. A tall brunette woman walked over to them.
"Are you Midtown High?" she asked. On the Principal's nod, she smiled at everyone. "Hello, guys, gals, and non-binary pals. My name is Samantha Goldstein, I use she/her pronouns, welcome to Stark Industries," she smiled wider when the entire class cheered loudly. "Now, I am going to hand out these passes to you. You have to keep them with you at all times. If you lose them, you will be escorted out of the building. No recordings are allowed. If you try to record anything or upload it on social media, it will automatically be removed from your phone and you'll be blacklisted from the company, am I clear?" On everyone's nod, she started passing out the white-colored badges with 'Omega 1' written on them to the class.
"Any questions?" she asked when she finished. Flash immediately thrust up his hand, "Do you know an intern named Peter Parker?" he asked, ignoring the death-glare he got from Mr. Harrington. Samantha's eyes noticeably brightened and she nodded enthusiastically, "Of course I do! Everyone knows Peter Parker. He is the single most adorable and the youngest intern at SI. Why?" Flash turned an ugly purple while the class froze. MJ saw Mr. Harrington trying to suppress his proud smirk but failing spectacularly. "Um, he goes to our school," Sally said. Samantha nodded and directed everyone to the scanner.
Flash pushed his way to the front, disregarding all the grumbles and glares, and scanned his badge first. "Eugene Thompson, Omega 1 white, visitor," a monotonous voice announced. Flash jumped and looked around, "What was that?" he demanded. "That was FRIDAY, the building's AI. She's got eyes and ears everywhere. Now move on," Samantha commanded. Flash rolled his eyes and moved away to let the rest of the class through.
53 times (including Principal Morita and Mr. Harrington), FRIDAY announced the same thing in her monotone voice. Then, Ned scanned his badge. "Edward 'Ned' Leeds a.k.a. Guy in the Chair a.k.a. MY BRO, Omega 1 white, visitor. Hello Mr. Leeds, it's unusual to see you here without Peter. Would you like me to inform him?," FRIDAY greeted, more upbeat. "Hey FRI, no need for that. I'm here on a field trip," Ned said back and walked through the scanner. The class looked on in shock. Then, MJ walked through.
"Michelle Jones, MJ a.k.a Boss Ass Bitch a.k.a. Queen of the World, Omega 1 white, visitor. You are on the field trip too, Miss Jones?" FRIDAY asked. MJ hummed and walked through the scanner. The moment she entered the lobby, 'I'm a boss ass bitch' played loudly over the speaker and she smirked and waltzed over to the group.
Flash seemed to reach his limit and burst out, "What the fuck was that?" he questioned loudly. Samantha laughed, "Peter had programmed FRIDAY to play this every time MJ walks in the lobby. He also programmed her to play 'God is a Woman' every time Miss Pepper Potts walks out from a meeting after roasting sexist men," she said. "Just when I thought he couldn't get any more attractive," Sophia whispered to her friends. Flash clenched his jaw and turned away.
"Is that everyone?" Samantha asked. Mr. Harrington quickly counted and nodded. "Great. First, we'll be going to some of the lower-level gyms. There is rarely any Avenger there, but I heard that Clint Barton, better known as Hawkeye, somehow managed to cover the upper-level gyms with glitter. You might get lucky," she winked at them and herded them to the elevator.
"FRIDAY, floor 35 please?" Samantha requested. The elevator started moving smoothly. They reached floor 35 fairly quickly and she led them to the gyms. "Oh look at that. You are in luck," she exclaimed. The class crowded around the soundproof viewing glass. They all gasped loudly when they saw Natasha Romanoff, the Black Widow, stretching with- "Is that PARKER?" Flash asked. Mr. Harrington passed a twenty-dollar bill to Principal Morita.
Peter Parker was stretching next to the Black Widow, easily keeping up with her flexible poses. They saw her get up and motion him to get up as well. "Oh look at that, Penis Parker is going to get his ass beat by Natasha Romanoff," Flash crowed, seemingly realizing that Peter had never lied about the internship and moving on to bullying him on other matters.
They saw Peter grasp the end of his hoodie. "Oh god, everyone cover-," Flash's words died in his throat, because the 'scrawny' nerd, Peter Parker, was definitely not scrawny. Eliza choked on her spit while Andy gasped out an 'eight'. Mr. Harrington now smugly took a fifty-dollar bill from the Principal. Ned cheered quietly for his best friend while MJ was drawing Flash's face furiously.
The class watched as Peter and Natasha took their stances and started attacking each other. They were swift and agile, both of them moving gracefully on the mat. Flash paled when he saw that the guy he bullied daily was keeping up with THE Black Widow. He shook his thoughts off. Penis Parker is worthless and he is better than him in all ways. He repeated the mantra in his head.
The match went on for 6 whole minutes. Everyone's (except Ned and MJ) jaw dropped when Peter backflipped over Natasha and jabbed her back and held her down. They saw her tap out and Peter collapsed on the mat. Natasha suddenly looked up at the ceiling and spoke something. FRIDAY's voice boomed over them, "Miss Romanoff is inviting you all inside." Samantha, looking a bit star-struck herself, ushered them all inside.
"WHAT THE FUCK, PENIS?" Flash shouted as soon as he went inside. Peter, who had got up from the ground, noticed the class and froze. He blinked twice, then turned towards Mr. Harrington. "Is this what you meant by 'You will not be missing out on much'?" he accused. The teacher nodded somewhat sheepishly. Peter rolled his eyes.
Flash, who got fed up with being ignored, stormed up to Peter and shoved him hard, ignoring Natasha's indignant shout. "What the FUCK, Penis. How did you manage to pull this off? I know that you are worth nothing," he shoved him again, "You are a poor worthless orphan and nothing else. How did you do this? How sore are your knees?" he shouted. The entire class gasped. Flash pulled back his fist to punch him but found a hand restraining him.
It was Natasha. "What. Did. You. Just. Say. To. Peter?" she snarled at him. "WHY DO YOU CARE? PENIS PARKER IS WORTHLESS-" he started shouting but froze.
Tony Stark leaning against the wall in all his glory, pure rage simmering in his eyes. He pushed himself off the wall and strode towards them.
"Please do continue. Don't stop on my account," he said casually. Flash was still frozen in his place. Tony sighed and pulled Peter towards him, cupping his cheeks and checking for any wounds. "Give me one good reason why I shouldn't blast you where you stand," he said casually, pulling Peter in a hug and resting his chin on top of his curly hair. Peter wrapped his arms around his father figure and sighed. It would be better if he stayed quiet while Tony was in the persona he had dubbed 'You-tried-to-hurt-my-family-you-better-hope-you-can-make-it-out-alive'.
Flash smirked and Ned face-palmed. Did that idiot have no survival instinct? Was he really about to talk back to a furious Tony Stark, who is obviously very fond of Peter? Flash spoke, "Parker is bad luck. You better run, he'll get you killed too like he got his parents and uncle killed," he said triumphantly. Peter's breath hitched, and Tony tightened his arms around his son. "Babygirl, show this and call the rest of the Avengers down here," he said to FRIDAY, his eyes not moving from Flash's. Peter pulled away from his dad and walked over to wear his hoodie. He turned red when he heard more than one disappointed sigh.
Sam was the first to walk in, followed by Bucky, Rhodey, Pepper, Steve, and the rest of them. They all glared at Flash, who seemed to finally realize that he was going to die, and paled a deathly white. "What I want to know," Bucky started, "is why has the school done nothing about the very obvious bullying." Abe shyly raised his hand as if he was in a class. On Steve's nod, he spoke up, "Flash's parents are really powerful people. Many teachers stood up for Peter, but every time they did, they were fired. Any student who tried to stand up to him was suspended or expelled." Tony's eyes darkened a dangerous black.
"What do your parents do?" Pepper asked. "They are lawyers here," Flash said, still arrogant. Pepper swiped on her tablet and typed for a few seconds, "Not anymore," she said sweetly. Flash gaped at her. "Tell your powerful parents that unless they can learn how to not abuse their position, they have been suspended," Tony said. "Dad, there is no need to do that," Peter spoke up. "Peter, cucciolo, if it was Ned or MJ at your place, wouldn't you want him to have a proper punishment?" Tony said. Peter stuttered a bit but quietened down again.
"Now, get out of here," Rhodey commanded. Flash immediately bolted out of the door. Mr. Harrington passed over a 5-dollar bill to Mr. Morita sourly. "Now, as for you kids," Clint said, "why don't you continue with the tour?" Samantha nodded and started leading them out. "Ned, MJ, can you guys stay?" Peter piped up from between Pietro and Wanda. Ned and MJ looked at Mr. Harrington who was looking particularly joyful. He nodded his head and the two jogged over to Peter.
Samantha took a deep breath and clapped her hands to get the attention of the class. "Why don't we continue?" she smiled.