Chapter 478 - Dismissed
Bone Painting Coroner
Chapter 478 â Dismissed
This scene was both heartwarming and comical.
Wei Fu asked, âYoung master, you donât look too well. Is there something wrong with your health?â
âUncle Fu, Iâm alright.â
âThatâs good.â Wei Fu stared intently at him. âYoung Master, you seem more spirited than before. Our young master has grown up.â He patted Wei Yiâs head fondly as he spoke.
Wei Yi beamed and stuck out his chest. âUncle Fu, I grew up long ago. Iâll protect you all in the future!â
âGood, Young Master has really matured!â
Wei Yi soon found himself surrounded by his family, all wanting to hear about his experiences in the capital. Meanwhile, Ji Yunshu watched silently from the side. In contrast, Tang Si thumbed her nose and glanced around before muttering to herself, âWho knew that idiot was actually the son of a noble family?â You couldnât judge a book by its cover!
Suddenly, Jing Rongâs shadow guard ran in and whispered in his ear. His expression turned serious as he quickly pulled Ji Yunshu aside. âIt appears that Jinjiang has not been very peaceful the past few months.â His words were laden with meaning.
......
Eh? Ji Yunshu only had the faintest inkling of what he meant.
Liu Residence
Birdcages hung densely from the eaves of the little pavilion in the courtyard, the twittering and chirping of their inhabitants filling the air. It could sound pleasing if one merely passed by occasionally, but the cacophony would just become noise as time passed.
Listening to the constant chatter of the birds for months had already driven Madame Liu to her witâs end. With the addition of the torrential rain from the past few days, and she was just about ready to explode. Taking a large ladle from the kitchen, she angrily headed towards the pavilion in the backyard.
Liu Qingping was playing with the birds at this time. His plump figure twirled below the hanging birdcages as he poked a thin bamboo reed between the bars of the cages while the birds chirped frantically in response. In contrast, he was grinning from ear to ear, imitating the birdsâ chirping as he agitated them. Liu Qingping had passed the last few months leisurely. Doing nothing but play with his birds, drink, and be merry, his waistline had ballooned accordingly.
âLIU QINGPING!â
A furious roar emerged from the distance. Startled, he dropped the bamboo reed, an expression of impending doom covering his face. He lifted the bottom of his robes and prepared to hide under the table, complaining, âThat damned harpy is here again.â
Just as he was about to crouch down, he was pulled back up by the ear.
âArgh!â He cried out in pain. âLet go leggo leggo...â
âLet go? Liu Qingping, how many times have I told you that these birds are too noisy? And yet you keep bringing more home! Do you want me to die of anger?â
âMy dear, let me go first.â
âGo to hell! If you donât get rid of them today, Iâll throw you out together with your precious birds!â Madam Liu brandished a large ladle as she pinched his ear.
Liu Qingpingâs whole body was twisted to a side in pain. With a great wrench, he finally freed himself. He rubbed his reddened ear as he grumbled, âYou harpy! Couldnât you be a little gentler?â
âGentler? Itâs thanks to the accumulated fortune of eight generations of your ancestors that I havenât killed you yet! Liu Qingping, look at yourself! Youâre as well fed as these beasts you keep; where do you think all this food comes from?!â Totally disgusted!
Instead of becoming upset, Liu Qingping put on a smile. He swept a gaze up and down her figure before putting on a woeful expression, muttering, âArenât you the same?â
However loud the rain was, Madam Liu still heard his words.
Her temper immediately flared up. She rolled up her sleeves and stuck her hands on her ample waist. âHow am I the same as you?â
âIn every way!â
âYou... Liu Qingping let me give you one last warning. If you donât release those birds immediately, Iâll roast them all.â Madam Liu furiously glared at him with arms akimbo.
In contrast, Liu Qingping put on a pitiful grimace and bowed. If force doesnât work, appeal to her softer side. âMy dear, now that Iâm no longer an official, Iâm bored to tears all day long. I can only breed some birds to pass the time. If I canât even do that, wouldnât I be bored to death?â Crocodile tears!
âDonât you try this tactic on me. You say the same thing every time I ask you to release the birds! Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me!â
Bang! The ladle in her hand landed forcefully on the stone table. Startled, Liu Qingping shrank back. âMy dear, look at these birds living in the courtyard. Doesnât it lift your spirits to hear the birds sing every day? Wouldnât it be a pity to lose that now?â
âMore like a racket every morning. Enough of your nonsense; if you arenât going to release yourself, Iâll do it for you.â Her hands were already reaching towards the cages as she spoke.
âMy dear, donât do this! My birds, my birds...â
This dispute went on for some time, with Liu Qingping frantically closing each cage as his wife opened them until...
A pageboy ran over frantically. The scene in front of him made him pause for a moment before speaking up. âOld...Old Master, thereâs someone looking for you.â
How could Liu Qingping be bothered with this when he couldnât even stop his own wife?
The pageboy shouted again. âOld Master! Thereâs someone called Teacher Ji looking for you outside!â
Teacher Ji?
Hearing that, Liu Qingping froze and quickly clarified with the pageboy. âTeacher Ji?â
âItâs someone saying theyâre Teacher Ji. He looks very fresh and elegant.â
Liu Qingpingâs beady eyes seemed to gleam with renewed life. He suddenly grinned and sprinted towards the front yard, shouting, âYunshu, my Yunshu is back!â
Madam Liu stared at the plump figure in the distance. Ji Yunshu is back? That painter from the yamen?
The pageboy was still standing in the same spot and actually dared to step forward and ask, âMadam, are you still going to open the birdcages?â
âOpen what birdcages?! These birds are Old Masterâs treasures. Iâll burn you to a crisp if you dare to lose a single one of them.â
âMadam? But...â A tick developed at the corner of his mouth.
In the front hall.
As Liu Qingping sprinted into the hall, he saw Ji Yunshu sipping tea inside. In that moment, he was so touched that tears welled up in his eyes.
âYunshu, youâre finally back!â He pounced.
Ji Yunshu immediately stood up and dodged aside.
He could only grasp empty air.
He could only smile awkwardly in response. Unable to hide his overwhelming joy, he shamelessly continued cosying up to Ji Yunshu. âOh Yunshu, we havenât seen each other for almost half a year. I missed you so much! I missed you day and night, every single possible moment. What about you? Did you miss me?â
He rubbed his plump hands together with a predatory grin.
Ji Yunshu suppressed a smile and shot back, âNot at all!â How embarrassing!
Liu Qingping didnât care one whit. He looked her up and down, then frowned with a tinge of worry. âYunshu, why do you look so much thinner after just a trip to the capital?â
â...â
âSpeaking of which, why have you returned? Donât tell me you came back especially to visit me?â
âNo.â
âThen... does the Prince not want you anymore?â he asked gingerly.
â...â
Still suppressing a smile, Ji Yunshu thought to herself, this silly man is still exactly the same!
Liu Qingping sighed. âOh, Yunshu, you donât know how stiflingly quiet the whole of Jinjiang has been while youâve been at the capital for so long. Itâs been mind-numbingly boring without you around here.â
Ji Yunshuâs expression suddenly turned chilly. âAlright, no more nonsense from you. Tell me the truth, how did you get dismissed from your official post?â