Chapter 50: Crazy

You know, if you count all the things the Ninth Prince has done, one by one, which one of them cannot be convicted of the crime of disrespect?

But His Majesty is able to tolerate it every time. Doesn’t this mean that the seemingly serious His Majesty actually has a high tolerance for children?

In that case, that would be great.

There was a high probability that they would not be able to do what the Ninth Prince was like, but it would be no problem if they made a discount.

It can not only reduce risks, but also win the emperor’s favor, killing two birds with one stone.

Among them, Wang Liangyuan and Wu Liangdi are the most prominent. One of their children is three and a half years old this year, and the other is three years old this year. After Ye Shuo, only these two princes were born in the palace in the seven years.

From the perspective of an emperor, Emperor Jingwen was quite restrained. Perhaps he had learned the lesson of his predecessor, and he did not seem to care much about women. However, there were still more than a dozen people in his harem, so occasionally a prince or princess would be born.

Perhaps having too many sons was not a big deal. Even if they gave birth to a prince, the status of Wang Liangyuan and Wu Liangdi would not rise much. Therefore, they were anxious and resorted to this bad idea.

Of course, in just one night, Ye Shuo would definitely not know the undercurrents in the concubines’ palaces. After all, when the concubines were making plans overnight to “teach” their sons, Ye Shuo was still sleeping soundly.

The Sixth Prince believed that he was not so lucky and could not please his father like the Ninth Prince, so he could only continue to use the previous method and study hard.

When Emperor Jingwen got up, the Sixth Prince had been gone for a long time.

When Emperor Jingwen heard this, he looked at the sky again and couldn’t help but praise him: “Not bad, he is a good child.”

But now, the most important thing is to get that little bastard out of bed.

Emperor Jingwen had never seen a child stay in bed. When his biological mother passed away, the crown prince was already ten years old. The prince was taught very well by his biological mother and would wake up on his own without his mother urging him. This was so worry-free that Emperor Jingwen thought that all children in the world were like this.

This was the first time that Emperor Jingwen saw a child lying in bed.

The little bastard in front of me just agreed with him verbally, but as soon as I turned my head, he turned over and fell asleep again.

“Wait a moment… wait a moment… I swear, this is the last time…”

Bullshit, this is the third and last time.

After this happened several times, Emperor Jingwen realized that he had been deceived and his face began to turn pale.

Taking a deep breath, Emperor Jingwen reached out and pulled back the quilt in front of him: “I command you to get up now, immediately, right now!”

He was the emperor himself, and he was personally called to get up, yet he dared to be so negligent. It was simply disrespectful!

However, in Ye Shuo’s opinion, staying in bed is the most normal thing. When he was in primary school in his previous life, his father often urged him to do so. If his father could do it in his previous life, why can’t his cheap dad do it in this life?

So Emperor Jingwen watched helplessly as the child in front of him squirmed like a caterpillar after losing his quilt, then curled up into a ball and stopped moving.

Seeing his son shivering from the cold and unwilling to open his eyes, Emperor Jingwen was so angry that he almost laughed.

“You, go and help your master change his clothes.” Emperor Jingwen pointed to the servant next to him.

Xiao Luzi hurried forward.

Result…

Perhaps he was too sleepy, Ye Shuo couldn’t tell what was in front of him at all, and he instinctively put whatever Xiao Luzi took on his head.

When Ye Shuo dove into his pants, Emperor Jingwen could no longer hold it in and the corners of his mouth twitched slightly.

“…Forget it, Wang Ziquan, go help him.”

After hearing this, Eunuch Wang was stunned for a moment, then subconsciously responded with a “yes”.

It must be said that Wang Ziquan is worthy of being someone close to the emperor. He is so nimble and efficient, and he is far superior to newcomers like Xiao Luzi.

But Ye Shuo had to be woken up by the torture.

“Eunuch Wang…” Looking at the eunuch in front of him dimly, Ye Shuo’s facial features were wrinkled and distorted.

This made it easy for Wang Ziquan to understand his pain.

Wang Ziquan couldn’t help laughing, “Ninth Prince, the Emperor has ordered me to do this, I dare not disobey, please bear with me.”

Ye Shuo’s eyes became more resentful.

After finally changing his clothes and washing up, Ye Shuo slowly climbed onto his cheap father’s back like a snail.

“Dad, you are so cold and heartless…”

When Emperor Jingwen heard this at first, he couldn’t help but get angry.

Even in this state, you dare say I am still cold and heartless? ?

Why doesn’t he think about whether he is being unreasonable!

As a result, when I turned around, I found that my son’s eyes had closed again without knowing when, and he was talking nonsense at this time.

Perhaps because he was annoyed by his nagging, Emperor Jingwen changed from being extremely angry at the beginning to saying “Yes, yes, yes, deal with it.”

About an incense stick later, when Emperor Jingwen arrived at the upper study, Ye Shuo was still sleeping soundly on his back.

After hesitating for a while, Emperor Jingwen finally called him up.

Looking at the child’s staggering figure and the occasional shouts from his companion and attendants, Emperor Jingwen was stunned for a moment and could not help laughing.

I always feel that this scene looks quite fresh.

However, Emperor Jingwen soon could not laugh anymore. As time passed and the wind blew, he felt a coolness on his neck. He reached out and touched it, and it was wet.

Emperor Jingwen was stunned.

The little bastard drooled on his clothes while he was sleeping!

Emperor Jingwen was trembling all over.

Wang Ziquan knew how much the emperor loved cleanliness, and he took a deep breath and asked hurriedly, “I will have someone prepare a new dragon robe for you right away…”

“…No need.” It was almost time for the morning court session, there was no way he would make it in time.

Emperor Jingwen touched the back of his neck and rushed towards the Xuan zheng Hall in a rage.

Arriving at the upper study room, not long after he sat down, Ye Shuo knew the latest developments in the harem, and also knew the plans of those ladies.

This was reminded by the Seventh Prince. It was called a reminder, but in fact it was a small note that flew over from the front, with this written on it.

Although the Seventh Prince was already quite cautious, not only did he use his left hand, he also specially used the ink and paper distributed by the upper study, but!

He didn’t think that he could hide the fact that he dropped the note, didn’t he?

Ye Shuo was really just in a daze, not blind.

Ye Shuo vaguely understood why he was so cautious, so he didn’t plan to expose him.

After unfolding the note and reading its contents clearly, Ye Shuo’s phoenix eyes immediately widened.

Wow, there really are brave women who dare to learn his tricks!

The reason why Ye Shuo dared to do that was mainly because he was an adult at heart and was able to gauge what could be done and what could not be done. These were things that one had to go through life in society to understand, as well as the rich experience of struggling with his father for nearly thirty years in his previous life. There were very few children born with such high emotional intelligence. If a real child was allowed to do this, wouldn’t it simply teach the child bad things?

Hiss, I dare not imagine that scene.

In the dim light of the moment, the Seventh Prince saw the Ninth Prince destroying the note and then began to rest his chin on his hand, lost in thought, as if nothing had happened. The Seventh Prince could not help but frown.

Why, isn’t he worried at all?

In the eyes of the Seventh Prince, the reason why his Ninth Brother was so favored was because he was special. If other little brothers became like this, wouldn’t he not be special?

Isn’t he… worried at all?

If Ye Shuo knew what he was thinking at this moment, he would definitely nod and worry. How could he not worry? He felt that his brothers might be in trouble…

the other side.

After the morning court session, Emperor Jingwen changed into clean clothes immediately.

Although the nape on the back of his neck had been dry for a long time, Emperor Jingwen still felt uncomfortable, so he simply went back to his bedroom and changed for a new one, and he felt much more comfortable immediately.

Afterward, Emperor Jingwen decided to take a stroll in the Imperial Garden.

Summer is about to begin, the spring floods are almost over, and there is nothing else to worry about, so Emperor Jingwen can relax for a few days.

Also, the weather this year seems to be exceptionally hot. It can be felt before summer even starts. Maybe we have to go to the garden to escape the heat this year. There is a lot of water in the garden, and given Xiaojiu’s temper, Emperor Jingwen is afraid that something might happen to him. But if he doesn’t take him with him, he’s afraid that he might make a fuss.

Just when Emperor Jingwen was feeling a little confused, the sound of children playing could be heard faintly from not far away.

“What’s the situation over there?” Emperor Jingwen couldn’t help but ask.

“I will go and ask right away.”

Seeing this, Wang Ziquan took two steps forward and shouted, “Who is making a fuss here?”

Unexpectedly, the emperor came on the first day. Wang Liangyuan and Wu Liangdi were delighted when they heard the news. They felt that this was destined and that God was helping them. So they said, “Your Highness, I pay my respects to you. May you be blessed with good health.”

Emperor Jingwen looked at the two children not far away, and it took him a long time to realize that these should be his tenth and eleventh sons.

Children over three years old should be the most innocent and adorable, but… looking at the two children not far away who were covered in dirt and looked like they had rolled in the mud, Emperor Jingwen’s eyelids twitched violently.

Seeing that His Majesty seemed to be interested, Wang Liangyuan couldn’t help but smile and said, “Your Majesty, the concubines saw that the weather was good today, so they thought of taking the little prince out to play.”

“The little princes don’t like anything else but this dirty mud. I have no choice but to obey them. They also said that they want to make a sculpture of you.”

The Ninth Prince loved playing in the mud when he was young. The little princes also loved playing in the mud. Is that a problem? No problem.

Upon hearing this, Emperor Jingwen looked over and saw the lumps of yellow mud stuck together on the ground. He didn’t dare to guess which one was himself.

When Xiaojiu was young, he played with mud in a very serious manner, as if he was doing something important. The clay figurine he gave to the imperial concubine also looked quite realistic, with all the facial features intact. Now look at these lumps of mud in front of you…

“…”

“Ahem… the little princes are in good health. I am very relieved.” Emperor Jingwen suppressed the discomfort in his heart, cleared his throat, and reluctantly said a few words of encouragement.

In addition, the chattering of children gave him a headache, and it was difficult for him to take a break. Emperor Jingwen just wanted to find a quiet place to walk and sit for a while.

Just at this moment, there was a “whoosh” sound. It turned out that two little kids were throwing mud at each other and accidentally threw it over here.

“Your Majesty, be careful!”

Emperor Jingwen took two steps back and waved to Wang Ziquan, signaling him not to be nervous about the child’s play. But at the same time, Emperor Jingwen became more determined to leave.

“You two princes have fun together. I’m leaving first.”

After the words fell, Wang Liangyuan and Wu Liangdi were stunned.

How could this be? Shouldn’t Your Majesty stay and enjoy this hard-earned family happiness?

While Wang Liangyuan was in a daze, the little prince, who was half a year older, suddenly remembered what his mother had told him when he was in the palace. No matter what, he had to find a way to keep his father.

Thinking of this, the Tenth Prince took a step forward, pointed at Emperor Jingwen and said, “You, are not allowed to leave.”

“I want you to play with me!”

What was he saying just now?

Seeing the child’s index finger pointing at his nose, Emperor Jingwen was stunned and couldn’t react at all.

Wang Ziquan, who was standing by, couldn’t help but took a deep breath.