Chapter 1769
Pet King
Translator: 549690339
It didnât take long for the sky to brighten up. It was only September, and the day was still long.
Pedestrians and cars started to come and go on the streets. Binhai city was like a sleeping beast waking up from a dream.
Zhang Zian had not slept all night. He wanted to take a nap, but considering that it was the Mid-Autumn Festival today, which meant a holiday, and a holiday meant business, he decided to try his best to resist. At most, he would go to bed early at night.
As he yawned, he closed the curtain Door. The staff arrived on time for work.
âMaster, whatâs with your panda eyes? Did you have insomnia last night?â Wang Qian was straightforward.
Li Kun elbowed him, meaning to say,âwhy are you speaking the truth?â
âMaster, the mooncakes we make at home have more filling than the ones sold outside. Theyâre safe and hygienic, so we brought them for you to try.â Li Kun changed the topic and handed the eight pieces of mooncake wrapped in oil paper to Zhang Zian.
âMooncake? itâs perfect for breakfast. Letâs eat it together.â Zhang Zian asked Lu Yiyun and Jiang Feifei to come over and eat the mooncake.
However, the two girls didnât like to eat such sweet things. They were afraid of getting fat, so they shared a piece and stopped eating.
Zhang Zian had eaten three or four pieces after a night without food.
âGood Morning, brother store manager! Waa! What is this?â Little celery didnât carry her school bag today. She skipped into the shop and immediately saw the mechanical rabbit with a spring on its back.
As expected, Yao Yao didnât move at all, just like an ice-cold lifeless object.
âHahaha! Itâs the Mid-Autumn Festival, and I stole it from Chang âe. â Zhang Zian said seriously,âtwist the spring on the back and it will move.â
Everyone laughed. Of course, no one would believe it, not even little celery.
Little celery followed his instructions and tried to twist the bow-shaped Golden Spring. The spring made a crisp sound of winding, just like the pure sound of the most high-end Switzerland mechanical watch.
âLalalala~Hello! âIâm Yao Yao~âthe clockwork rabbit stood up on its hind legs, raised one of its front legs, and waved its long ears back and forth to greet little celery.
Little celery was so surprised that she couldnât close her mouth. So powerful! It can talk!â
Yaoyao: âlalalala~if you want to talk to me, just shout âYaoyaoâ.â
âWhat the f * ck? Amazing, master. Where did you buy this robot rabbit? I also want to buy one for my little niece. â Wang Qian said enviously.
Li Kun promptly poured cold water on the situation.âCome on, this rabbit doesnât look cheap. You definitely canât afford it.â
âThen can you lend me your New Yearâs money?â
âGet lost!â
Everyone thought that Yaoyao was similar to the smart slightly that were popular these days. It was connected to the Internet in real time and could have simple conversations with people according to the built-in language logic.
Yaoyaoâs acting was also very similar. It would only respond when others started speaking with âYaoyao.â Sometimes, it would deliberately act clumsily and make mistakes in other peopleâs words.
Not to mention little celery, even Lu Yiyun and Jiang Feifei were squatting next to it, teasing it with great interest.
Clang!
The Sound of Things Falling to the ground could be heard from upstairs.
Wang Qian and Li Kun were stunned.âMaster, is there a guest upstairs or a thief?â
âNo, where would a thief come from in broad daylight? A cat ran up there just now. Iâll go and take a look. â
Zhang Zian gave a few perfunctory words and returned to the second floor. He followed the sound into the kitchen and saw the wine monkey cowering in the corner, with Richard standing on its head in a high and mighty manner.
Richard said,âquack! This guyâs alcohol addiction acted up and actually wanted to secretly drink the cooking wine, but I stopped him in time!â
Zhang Zian didnât quite believe Richardâs one-sided story. Maybe it deliberately lured the wine monkey to drink the cooking wine and then stepped forward to stop it. This B * tch bird was completely capable of doing such a thing, but the wine monkeyâs addiction was indeed a problem, so he could only slowly make it quit drinking.
There were not many opportunities for monkeys to appear as human pets in history. Zhang Zian could not remember which monkey was famous for drinking. In addition, this wine monkey only drank and did not need to eat, which proved that it was an imaginative elfin. Drinking was its attribute, not its survival need.
Speaking of imaginative Elfins, Zhang Zian thought of an interesting theory called the âDrunk Monkey hypothesis.â
Why do humans like to drink? How could the human body withstand and break down alcohol?
Most animals in nature would instinctively avoid eating ripe fruits because they contained a lot of alcohol. Eating too much would cause slow reactions and sleepiness, increasing the probability of being preyed on by natural enemies, which was not conducive to survival. So why did humans and monkeys like to drink so much?
Scientists believed that this was caused by some kind of genetic mutation. Ancient humans who had the mutant gene that could decompose alcohol could survive in winter and Glacier by eating fermented wild fruits, while other ancient humans who did not have such mutant genes were eliminated during evolution. As a result, modern humans generally had the gene that could decompose alcohol and had a high tolerance to alcohol. They would not get drunk and be eaten by wild beasts just because of a sip of alcohol.
A theory was just a theory. How could he verify it? Humans had already evolved to a high level, so it was not feasible to test it on humans. Therefore, scientists turned their attention to human close relatives and proposed the drunken Monkey hypothesis.
Was there any connection between this wine monkey and the drunken Monkey hypothesis? He could only wait for time to tell him the answer.
The busy day passed by quickly. A few familiar people also sent mooncakes, especially the mooncakes from snowy. They were so high-end that he couldnât bear to eat them. He also couldnât bear to return the favor and give them to others. He really wanted to secretly sell them â¦
He closed the store early and let the staff go home for a reunion. Even the staff whose home was not local might want to call home to ask about it.
âManager Zhang, Happy Mid-Autumn Festival!â Uncle li handed the foam insulated box to him.âWhy do you eat so much barbecue instead of mooncakes during the Mid-Autumn Festival?â
âI canât help it, I just like to eat meat.â Zhang Zian smiled.âHappy Mid-Autumn Festival. Send my regards to the aunt.â
After uncle li left, he pulled down the curtain Door and locked it. Then, he carried the foam insulated box and went up to the roof from the second floor.
There were tables, chairs, waterproof mats, and picnic blankets on the rooftop. There was a vase with freshly picked osmanthus flowers on the table. The elves each chose their favorite seats.
The plates were filled with melon fruits and mooncakes from others, as well as the roasted meat that Zhang Zian had brought. There was also tea, milk, and drinks. It was enough for everyone to eat to their heartâs content.
As for the wine monkey, he bought him a can of beer. After all, it was a Festival, and it was impossible for him to quit just because he wanted to.
After opening the ring, the wine monkeyâs smell was very low. At first, it looked like it didnât like it, but after taking a sip, it seemed to have discovered a new world.
A figure landed on the rooftop with a faint medicinal fragrance.
Old time tea was carrying a soft cloth bag, which was filled with all kinds of herbs it had picked from the suburbs.
âGrandpa tea, you donât have to rush to pick herbs. Besides, you have a headache and a fever now. Itâs more convenient to take Western medicine.â Zhang Zian tactfully advised.
Old time tea took off the soft cloth bag, caught its breath, and laughed,ââItâs no big deal. Last month, when I went to the teahouse in hidden fog, I saw that shopkeeper yeâs complexion wasnât good. It might be caused by overwork and worry, so I specially found some herbs to nourish the Qi and calm the mind. Western medicine is not as effective as Chinese medicine in this regard.â
Unlike many old people who were more stubborn as they got older, old time tea was very accepting of new things. It adhered to Chinese medicine and did not reject Western medicine.
It handed the soft cloth bag to Yao Yao.âThen Iâll have to trouble you, little friend. When youâre done with the medicine, Iâll have to trouble you to deliver it.â
Zhang Zian wasnât sure. The girl might not take the medicine from a man he wasnât familiar with. What was that saying again? He was either a traitor or a Lackey when he was trying to curry favor for no reason.
He had no choice but to bite the bullet and agree.
Yaoyao picked up the soft cloth bag and said,âlalalala~leave it to me~but I need a bowl and a mallet~â
âThere are bowls everywhere. Whatâs a mallet? Can you buy it in a Chinese medicine shop?â Zhang Zian asked.
Yaoyao shook its long ears.âLalalala~thatâs a mallet for pounding medicine~â
What it was looking at was the Jade medicine bottle inlaid with golden threads.
The shape of the Jade medicine bottle was somewhat like a gourd. The bottom was wide, the middle was narrow, and the top was slightly wide. If the medicine was held in the middle with two forefeet, it did look very suitable for pounding medicine.
It just so happened that everyone was here, and it was time to get down to business.
Zhang Zian picked up the Jade medicine bottle, unscrewed the cap, and poured a few pills into his palm. A strange medicinal fragrance filled the roof. Even just smelling it made him feel light, as if he was about to leave the ground. If he ate it, he might fly to the moon Palace like Chang âe.
He didnât want to be a cat-faced old man and travel with Wu Gang and Chang âe in the Guanghan ruins.
As for whether the medicine could really make the elves immortal, he could only wait for time to verify it. In this regard, he believed that the game could do it.
He distributed the pills to fina, old time tea, famous, Richard, Fati, little white, and the other elves who really existed in history, one pill for each elf. The navigation elf said that one pill was enough.
Thatâs right, little white was also there. It had fought with Vladimir during the day, and Zhang Zian had invited it to stay over to spend the Mid-Autumn Festival with him in the evening.
He shook the medicine bottle, and there seemed to be some left.
The elves swallowed the pills with excitement and nervousness, as well as worry about their personal gains and losses.
They did not fear death, but who did not want to live longer? After all, the good life had just begun, and the future was bright.
âCome, cheers!â
Zhang Zian raised his cup and used tea as a substitute for wine.
âCheers!â
âMeow~â
âGah gah!â
âSqueak!â
âMeow meow meow!â
âLuan âer!â
âLalalala~â
A fair arm stretched out of the bathroom window and raised the glass with great effort.âWait a minute, donât forget me again!â
Zhang Zian walked to the edge of the roof and clinked glasses with her. She retracted her arm and continued the live broadcast.
There was one more person who could probably only drink in his dreams tonight.
The moon was high in the sky.
The moon today was exceptionally round.
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This is the end of the âbent Osmanthus in the palace of Toadâ series. I hope everyone will still like it.
As for the other side stories ⦠To be honest, I only thought of this one series. The other side stories might have individual chapters, but a series of side stories would require inspiration, and I didnât want to just randomly create a Festival challenge to make up for it.
In addition, at the same time as this chapter was posted,[@fengxuan animation media] had already posted a congratulatory picture on Weibo. Readers who wanted to draw physical books could go forward it.
Thank you to the artist and editor for working overtime for several days in a row. It was very hard.
Finally, Qidianâs Book Review section also released a free book event. It was also a physical book, and disciples and above fans could play with it. The specific rules were already written in âending Easter egg!â In the post.
I wish everyone good luck and, by the way, a Happy Mid-Autumn Festival and a full moon.