Chapter 76
You’ve Got The Wrong House, Villain
By the time Yuri brought his coffee to him later, Damonâs face had settled down and regained its original color.
âI heard you have no relationship with Crawford as well, is that also true?â
But Damon asked a strange question again.
It was already strange when he asked if she was dating Genos Sheldon earlier, but this was even more so.
âIâm not sure why you had such a misunderstanding but yes.â
âReally? Not even a branch relative?â[1]
Despite Yuriâs reply, he asked again as if he couldnât believe it till the end. Yuri looked at him without saying a word. Seeing her gaze that seemed to say, âIâm hearing all sorts of stupid questions todayâ, Damon got emotional.
âThen why do you look so alike? Dammit, I didnât even know and misunderstoodâ¦!â
She could see his cheeks starting to heat up again. Soâ¦
To sum it up, he thought she was Genos Sheldonâs lover and a blood relation of the Crawfords and because of this misunderstanding, he started working on something that didnât even exist?
Either ways, it was such a ridiculous misunderstanding that she couldnât even figure out why he thought that.
The only reason Yuri could think of was that Kalian Crawford and Genos Sheldon came to this coffeehouse frequentlyâ¦
Did he really have such a huge misunderstanding because of something like that?
For Yuri, such a reason was ridiculous but unfortunately, that was exactly why. Damon Salvatore was still flushed red with shame.
However, his current appearance was quite a contrast to his previous shamelessness, so it made a slight impression on Yuri. Only now did his expression fit the little cuteness in his appearance.
âEnjoy your coffee.â
Yuri turned away from Damon Salvatoreâs embarrassed visage and walked away. After that, she didnât pay anymore attention to Damon. Of course, since Gilbert still seemed uneasy, she spared a glance his way from time to time.
And soon enough, Damon paid for his coffee and stood up. Then he walked straight to Yuri who was mopping up a drink that another customer had spilled.
âIâm sorry for my rudeness previously.â
Damon apologized to Yuri with a serious look on his face. Yuri didnât think she would get an apology so she found it somewhat unexpected.
âSure, then donât disrupt our business operations from now on, goodbye.â
Yuri said while nodding her head to show she understood. And after a brief pause, she started cleaning again. However, Damon didnât leave immediately. Instead, he watched Yuri mop for a while then he opened his mouth again.
âYour name is Yuri, I believe. Why donât you make a deal with me?â
Again, it was a sudden proposal.
Yuriâs gaze turned to Damon in front of her. She felt like she had been given a new quest. After âbe my womanâ maybe the next one was âbe my friendâ.
âI wonât buy any medicine. I donât believe in your truth.â[2]
Somehow, Damonâs tone seemed like he was about to ask if she believed in something, so she said that. And upon hearing that, Damonâs face crumpled.
But he soon managed his expression to a calm and spoke to Yuri.
âI donât think youâll lose anything from my offer. For now, just hear what I have to sayâ¦â
Flap!
Right then, a bird flew over Damonâs head.
âUgh?! What the hell is this?â
It wasnât a crow this time but a white bird. A dove controlled by Siren.
Chirp chirp!
âThi, This crazy bird!â
It flew onto Damonâs head and keep flapping its wings. Its feet were gripped to Damonâs hair as if it was going to pull them out.
ââ¦And I was wondering if she got inspired by Odinâs crow last time, is she trying to follow it?â
Yuri furrowed her brows as she watched this scene.
âUwaa!â
As expected, since Damon wasnât a âsex bombâ male lead, he struggled and tugged with the bird on his head.[3] At this rate, it might lead to the first balding male lead in history.
âKeep still for a moment, please.â
Most importantly, there were bird feathers on the floor she had just spent her time cleaning up. And since that annoyed her, Yuri reached out and grabbed Damonâs shoulders, stopping him from moving. At that moment, his body tilted to the side.
However, Yuri actually held him firmer and used her other hand to grab the birdâs neck, although not strong enough to hurt it.
Chirp!
After that, she looked straight at the bird and ordered it.
âShh. Be quiet and go back.â
Actually, unlike Odinâs crows which were like another part of him, Sirenâs controlled bird could not understand what people were saying. However, it wasnât free from the law of the jungle so once it met Yuri eyes, the bird trembled and released its feet gripping onto Damonâs hair.
Since she had no intention of tormenting the bird, Yuri also let go.
Flap!
With that, the bird hurriedly spread its wings like it was fleeing and soared into the sky. Yuri suddenly felt a prickling gaze on her and looked down.
And she met Damonâs wide open eyes.
Only then did she realize what position Damon and herself were in. Damon almost fell into an empty chair and was leaning back against the table. While Yuri was holding his shoulder and her upper body was tilted slightly so their bodies were somewhat close to each other.
Damon looked stupefied as he stared at Yuri. He seemed very surprised by what just happened.
âAre you okay?â
Yuri let go of Damon, stepped back and perfunctorily asked. But for some reason, Damon didnât straighten up after Yuri moved away. His black eyes were trembling slightly, and they were still nailed to Yuriâs frame.
âHello?â
When Yuri tilted her head and called out again, Damon finally sucked in a breath like he had just woken up from a dream.
Clang!
Then he pushed the chair back and sprang to his feet.
âI, I, Iâm going to go!â
Damon loudly announced then strangely left the coffeehouse in a hurry. Right before he turned around, she saw that his face was much redder than before.
âBye, customer-nim.â
Yuri sent him off in a nonchalant tone.
âHe should probably tidy up his hair.â
His blue hair was tidy and neat when he arrived at the coffeehouse but thanks to the birdâs bombardment, it had completely become a magpieâs nest. However, Damon didnât seem to be aware of that.
Of course, it wasnât any of Yuriâs business so after a while, she brought out a broom and began to sweep up the feathers on the floor. Like she thought, it seemed she would have to tell Siren not to follow Odin in doing this kind of thing.
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âGasp, that surprised me!â
Meanwhile, Siren was shocked when she sensed that her connection with the dove she was controlling was broken.
âI-Is she angry with me?â
She recalled how cold Arachneâs eyes were when she looked at the bird earlier and her heart thundered relentlessly. She didnât know what Odin was doing nowadays but she remembered that Odin used to punish the guys that bothered Arachne like this, so she decided to try it once. She felt like she could be a kind of knight protecting Arachne and got excited for no reasonâ¦
From what she could tell, Arachne was not happy with it at all.
âBut she didnât say anything to Odin!â
Siren was shriveled up, feeling sad then she suddenly felt aggrieved and pursed her lips. Like she thought, she was the only one Arachne didnât like.
ââ¦no! Arachne doesnât hate me!ân/o/vel/b//in dot c//om
But as soon as the thought crossed her mind, Siren flapped her wings and denied it. She didnât even want to imagine Arachne hating herself. And so, like she was having an identity crisis, she praised herself and found fault with herself. Then she suddenly realized that her surroundings were quiet and frowned.
âHey, watchdog!â
She raised her voice and called for Leo but got no reply. Even if he wasnât glad to hear her call him, she didnât even hear a growl of annoyance.
âWhere did this watchdog go now?â
Siren looked around, feeling suspicious. Strangely enough, Leo was away from the hideout more often these days. She had no idea where or what he was doing.
âI want to go out too.â
For a while now, Siren slept during every spare time she had, and thanks to that, her body was very stiff. In exchange though, her wings had slowly began regain their shine so she was quite proud.
âHmph, let him cause trouble outside. Then it will be easier for Arachne to throw away that watchdog.â
Siren snorted then brought out the hair growth solution Arachne bought for her and began to apply it diligently.
She still didnât like Leo who was glued to Arachneâs side. So she couldnât ask for anything better if he wandered around and caused trouble, making Arachneâs affection for him to fall.
Just thinking about it made Siren satisfied and she hummed a little tune.
âAh, I shouldnât be doing this, I need to send a bird to check!â
Then a thought suddenly flashed in her mind and just like when she peeked at the coffeehouse earlier, she linked up with a bird that was flying nearby.
Translatorâs Corner:
[1] He says not âeven a collateral familyâ but I tried to use something easier to understand. Basically an indirect descendant of a family. Someone said distant relative might work too.
[2] The âtruthâ here can mean enlightenment, or religious truth. Sheâs said something similar to Snow in Chapter 38.
[3] Err, the âsex bombâ here basically means heâs not a male lead with those 6 pack abs. You know, the entire package.