Chapter 1175
This Time, I Will Get My Divorce, Mr
Chapter 1175 Itâs So Funny
Rose thought matter-of-factly, Why shouldnât we accept his gratitude? We truly care about him! He may not like how we show our concern, but our concern is genuine and sincere. So, he should thank us, shouldnât he? So, itâs reasonable for me to accept his thanks, isnât it? In that case, I can and will do so!
However, Mary glanced at Rose uneasily and communicated to her through her eyes, Old Madam, can you not hear the sarcasm in Tobyâs tone when he thanked us? No one says thank you with gritted teeth! So itâs apparent that he is mocking us!
Rose blinked at her and communicated through her gaze, I donât care if itâs sarcasm. The point is he thanked us, so we should assume that he is sincere and accept his thanks graciously.
Mary hummed awkwardly and was rendered speechless by Roseâs logic. Therefore, she could only smile awkwardly at Toby.
Toby observed their interactions closely and knew just what they were thinking.
To be honest, he was a little amazed at Roseâs cheekiness.
He deliberately thanked them sarcastically, but to his bewilderment, Rose accepted his gratitude without hesitation. However, it made him feel like he was talking to a wall. Not only could he not get any response from the wall, but he also felt defeated by the lack of response.
He wanted to say something more, but at this point, he didnât know where to begin.
Sonia, standing behind him, raised her eyebrows because she knew Rose did that on purpose.
She seemed to realize why Toby was so cheeky and bold. From the looks of it, she felt that these must be inherited traits.
Sonia touched her forehead and shook her head in amusement.
âForget it. I donât want to talk about other things. I want to know what is in that stew.â Toby massaged his temples, feeling a headache building the further this conversation dragged on.
Mary opened her mouth and seemed hesitant. Then, she remembered that she had promised to tell him the truth, so she took a deep breath and mumbled timidly, âUh, we didnât use any strange materials. They are mainly a deer antler and a bullâs penisâ¦â
When Mary said the words âa bullâs penisââ, her voice was so soft that it was almost inaudible. Toby was confident that she attempted to mumble the words because she didnât want him to know the exact ingredient. Still, he had to know, or he would eventually drive himself up the wall trying to figure out just what was in that stew had succeeded in driving his faith in humanity to a new low.
âA bullâs what, Mary? Please say it clearly,â Toby frowned as he urged impatiently.
Mary glanced at Toby and then at the curious Sonia. Eventually, she caved as she closed her eyes and yelled, âA BULLâS PENIS! Old Madam, letâs go, NOW!â
With that, she grabbed Roseâs hand, and both ran away as fast as lightning while Toby and Sonia were left dumbfounded as they stared at their retreating figures.
Sonia was the first to regain her composure. When she laid her gaze on Toby, who was still wholly flabbergasted by the reveal, she couldnât help but laugh out loud.
It was just too hilarious, and there was no way she could keep a straight face after this!
A bullâs penis! Oh my gosh, a bullâs penis!
Toby actually drank a stew made of a bullâs penis! This was probably the first and last time he would ever drink such a thing.
âHahaha!â Sonia doubled over in laughter until her eyes turned teary.
Her laughter pulled Toby back to his senses. His handsome face turned pale and red in humiliation, which made the whole thing even funnier.
He turned around and asked Sonia, who was sitting on the bench and couldnât stop howling in laughter, in a dangerous, âWhatâs so funny?â
Donât you know why?! Sonia was laughing so hard that her stomach began to hurt. She knew that she should probably stop, or the pain would worsen. But when she looked at his face, that was a cross between ashamed and angered; she just couldnât help herself. âN-Nothing. Hahaha! No, itâs nothing. Iâm not laughing because you d-drank that stew. Iâm laughing because⦠because⦠Haha!â
Oh gosh, I surrender! I canât make anything up right now! It gets funnier the more I think about it!
Toby felt enraged again when he watched Sonia chortling at him and heard the words âa bullâs penisâ from her mouth.
When he thought of the bowl of stew, he knew it would be nasty due to its strange stench, but it had never crossed his mind that they used a bullâs penis to make the d*mned thing!
No wonder there was a gamey smell in the stew. How could it not smell gamey?!
Toby tried to suppress his rage by taking several deep breaths, but when he thought of the ingredients in the stew, he could feel his blood boiling.
He could forgive Mary and Rose for suspecting that he was impotent and intending to give him supplements in this regard.
What else could he do otherwise? He couldnât punish them, could he?
They did this because they genuinely cared about him.
But why couldnât they use other ingredients? There were so many ingredients in the world that had aphrodisiac effects, so why did they have to choose such a disgusting one?!
His mouth was filled with that awful stench right now, and he couldnât forget that he drank the stew made from a bullâs penis!
Because of this matter, he was traumatized, and he estimated that it would take a long time before he could look at a bowl of stew without thinking about that horrid crime to humanity.
âStop laughing.â Toby was furious and resigned when he looked at Sonia, who was still laughing.
He was frustrated because she didnât feel sorry for him, and he was resigned because he loved her and couldnât bear to reprimand her for laughing at him.
Naturally, Sonia knew just how he felt based on his expression, and she felt a little guilty for laughing at him, but she couldnât help it. The matter was so funny that another round of giggles would start whenever she thought of it.
âSorry, sorry⦠Iâm so sorry⦠I-I canât help it. Iâve heard of people eating this stuff out of curiosity or for the aphrodisiac purpose, but I never thought that you would be one of them, though unintentionally. Seriously, I didnât think you would ever encounter such a thing in your life, but thanks to Mary and Rose, you gained such an experience! Oh gosh, itâs so funny. How do you feel right now?â Sonia wiped the tears at the corners of her eyes and took several deep breaths. Finally, she managed to quell her laughter.
She would giggle from time to time, but it was indeed much better than the uncontrolled laughter earlier.
Toby looked in askance at her. âHow do I feel? What do you think? Do you think Iâll feel good?!â
Other than those who loved to eat this kind of food, anyone would feel their stomach turning when they found out that they had unintentionally eaten such a thing, right?
This was exactly what he felt right now. He felt utterly disgusted. In fact, the smell still lingered in his mouth, and it made him want to puke again.
When she saw his tight frown and the grumpy and disgusted grimace on his face, she couldnât help but laugh out loud again, and her incessant laughter irritated Toby.
Tobyâs glare darkened, and he stared at her. âHow could you still laugh?â
âNo, no⦠Iâll stop now.â Sonia waved her hands. âItâs just that⦠Hah! Oops, Iâm sorry, I canât help it. Give me a minute. Let me calm down. Iâll stop laughing altogether when I calm down.â
After she said that, she raised her hands in surrender and began to take deep breaths.
When she was doing so, he kept staring at her with that deep gaze. He looked like a wolf who had just locked his eye on his prey.
Sonia stopped her actions, swallowed nervously, and muttered, âUh, can you please donât look at me like that? Iâll stop laughing at you, I promise.â
Alas, Toby remained unmoved, and he focused his gaze on her intently.